GTA: San Andreas - Ryder Lies About CJ's Weight Problem

[MickeyDee420]

he smoke weed laced with pcp so yeah... hes fucked

[jirikkrivohlavy]

:D Very Funny

[kurvixon]

Eazy e???

[SuperSlimshadie]

@kurvixon yh

[GTAFreak05]

hahahahah

[80sspirit4ever]

Obviously It's sarcasm you Einstein!

[ILOVEYOVILLE100]

he wants cj to have a heart attack

[aangisthebest1]

High is my answer.

[CONNER3497]

ryder not this shit again

[GTAstuntes1]

I guess he's high.

[TANK360gs]

you put in the Max fat cheat and did that mission.Its still cool thougth.

[Slymi0]

The guy used cheats to become fat, at the stage of the game, Rockstar doesn't expect a CJ to be full fat, so they put in the default one. Looking too skinny one...and Ryder still says that..BECUZ U CHEATED

[halowraith1]

@Slymi0 Wow, looks like someone found out the secret! Well done, you must be in set 4!

[marioarty]

@Slymi0 no shit dumb ass

[HoeMyDown]

@Slymi0 everyone knows this, it's still funny

[HMFoMTFreak]

@Slymi0 Vending machines and hotdogs are for sale before this mission. It's possible he didn't cheat. :P

[TheCj1325]

i think ryder is high because he smokes alot

[Pretzal666]

haha awesome

[Kihoods]

LOL RYDER IS NOT A GOOD FREIND HE WANTS CJ TO DIE OF OBESITY

[Rejectz9]

Or he might be high

[Tdoghomie1]

Ryder says that anyway, even if CJs skinny or even if hes fat.

[metropolisatlantas]

fuckin cheater

[chaosstarr]

LOL he says that anyway no matter what

[Toph8799]

ryder was supposed to say that its in the script

[ChinkyAsi4n]

is that a joint or blunt?

[NeoSin100]

Genius! CJ you are looking too skinny !

[VictorDeoSmart]

watch?v=y8k5uDPNyPc

[shaydenestencion]

When I did this he said i'm too fat, and cj said sure that he gained some weight.

[DtoZ24]

LOL! but you cheated brah ;)

[oakforestboys]

damn u caught him in a technicality

[pinguin22100]

LOL A GOOD JOKE xD

you used that cheat for "cj get fat" in the beginning of the game :P

:D :D PRETTY NICE ;)

[MultiSurfer11]

it's bcu'z it is in the script lol

[DovydasRybakas]

No, no NO! what would i think Ryder is High. Or Just Can't see trought the Glasses. :D:DD

[SuperGeorgian]

he is supposed to b easy e lol

[Gunner74100]

he is drunk he didn't see anything

[Cyrdavolevole]

cj ate every homies from grove street (except Ryder, because he stinks for cigars) :D

[andrey91pireu]

you can't get fat at the very begining only by cheating

[rubezz100]

looool

[1xdrag0n1x]

we kno he is suppose to say this but the fact is its just fun haha

[louisvercetti]

RYDER IS SUPPOSE TO SAY THST

[louisvercetti]

UMM ITS A GLITCH HOW DID YOU GET FAT

[TheGingerLow]

@louisvercetti by eating too much

[Z1CAUSEDEATH]

he's dialed in to say this no matter what CJ looks like. Just the way the game goes

[Gunner74100]

ah god one!

[carol10boy]

Ryder is the best character in GTASA

[kakay47]

I bet cj ate his mother and brian XD

[teroy5]

he is fucka high

[JasonL77]

@ndboy109 You would be correct on that.

[Wrolfy]

primary: Ryder is a dumbass

[OMGOMGBrandonOMGOMG]

he ate his gangstas

[newcastle691]

ryder is fucking high!

[brocks1564]

Respond to this video... both

[DannySrb]

he's high xD

[Lynx96Rus]

You used the cheat. If you play without cheats - Ryder right about CJ, Then, when you're fat, after the mission "Drive-Thru" Sweet says on the phone that you became fat.

[playeradam123]

id stick a c4 to the car and detonate it during the cutscene lol

[playeradam123]

hehe that's funny

[dhhs91]

He's high. And I've never seen him without those glasses. Like Woozie. But high.

[gtamaster2626261]

cj is a 100% fat and ryder is100% high. Cj problably ate big smoke.

[TylerrColeDavis]

I'm pretty sure Ryder is BLIND and HIGH 24-7.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

lookin tooo skinny? LOL! I think Ryder is retarded......

[Aizec300]

lol

[juoksupako]

san andreas just owns IV

[StuUngar]

@juoksupako IV was really good. But it just left you wanting more. San Andreas was the ultimate GTA. Vice City had the best atmosphere. I loved cruising Vice City and listening to k-chat and VCPR. But San Andreas had so much more depth.

[Turismoracer]

Ryder want CJ to explode :D

[kensley94]

aaaah love san andreas, extensive than the others gta with the gameplay.

[loly3434]

i will till u the mission cj has to be skinny on this mission cauz the game cant change the subgect

[2001yoyo]

CJ:Yes ill eat 500 pizzas and a billion sodas and 10 huge bags of fries :P

[daleksvscybermen]

cj ate big smoke

[ertiikus]

@daleksvscybermen cj IS big smoke O.o

[daleksvscybermen]

@ertiikus haha!

[Vortexiii]

Notorious C.J in da house

[twannie1997]

0:22 Rustler WWII Plane

Ryder smoked too much weed

[bconnerballer]

ryder looks like easy e

[Gasoline2010]

You fucking idiot,the game was programmed in a way that Ryder could say youre lookin` to skinny CJ because Rockstar Games didn`t knew that there are still freaks like u that still use cheats u moron!

[soulsypher11]

@Gasoline2010 NO RLLY?!?!?

fucking idiot

[Squallms]

@Gasoline2010 If they didn't know people still used cheats I wonder why they created them and put them into the game on purpose then. Rockstar Games also programmed the cheats in GTA 4 to not affect your ability to get 100% completion, any cheater can get 100% now. So I think they know there's a huge community of people who use them... I agree with Soulsypher11 on this.

[Riurlus55]

Nah. Ryder's just stupid, n crazy.

[2upacz]

Well It's Very Known you changed Cj's Look so ryder can make a mistake 

[KoolJayJ]

San andreas imo is the best GTA game ever...... hope they remake the entire state for there next gta game like what they did with gta 4 with remake of gta 3 liberty city

[alcoholicskater]

@KoolJayJ I hope your rite dude

[OropherThranduil]

@KoolJayJ

no, reamking it would make it suck, like gta 4 sucks compared to SA, they rather make a stories title with SA.

[nonody1]

he's blind cuzz look he's not wearin sun glasses he's wearing blind glasses but he lost his stick

[Alex95216]

High hes smokin'!

[elmariogera]

hahaa that is one of the first missions where they take you to the barbers and then to eat hahh

it sounds so cool how he says that

[SuperHackerGames]

LOL

[LatinKingsLS]

LOL!!

[MrKULIPI]

lmao

[tootiepsv]

you used a cheat

[gunnerbob101]

@tootiepsv

no you can do this by this: when you are inside the pizza place attack the seller. go outside and then you can acess the pizza shop (only that 1) without mission :D

[KennyCannabis]

he is just screwing him. :D

[mcrorfggta159]

XD lol

[swigsable]

holy fuck that craked me up

[gevorg95]

that's start of the game and all is skiny but you use cheat i think that's why you are fat

[MichaelJackson119]

post to be? you too fat cj you dont need to eat

[MusicMyLife2112]

I think he is BLIND from smoking too much dope... or he done smoked himself retarded. LMFAO!

[Bhakthavachalam]

He sounds a bit sarcastic.

[xXR4sTaXxOnCA]

lol rockstar aint got time to fix that bug

[ArabMoney62]

Ryder is just trying to be a gentleman about it haha

[ctx60]

HIGH

[MrMellingen]

TOO SKINNY????? That's why you shouldn't smoke weed kids, it fucks up your brain:P

[azoonaloc12]

High

[KevinLuhrs]

high!

[sasuketiger]

yo, this is just a game, not real life, these kind of ,,mistakes'' are normal, and in normal way, you really are thin, you may type the max fat cheat, or you ate, save, ate, save, ate, save. but this mistake is still normal, the makers of this game didn't made on ryder a quote about cj's fat, and it's kinda logic, since in the starting of this game, the creators wouldn't thought that someone will try this, or something similar, even if he actually lied, it's just a game

[koukouroukou12345]

@sasuketiger we already know it smart ass

[sasuketiger]

@koukouroukou12345 whatever you say, fool! i just reminded this guy about it, no need to trip!

[ksc95lefkada]

@sasuketiger are you fuckin serious??didnt u understood that the video was sarcastic?:S

[sasuketiger]

@ksc95lefkada where did it wrote that this video is sarcastic? and don't tell me ryder was sarcastic about cj's weight.

[ksc95lefkada]

@sasuketiger no ryder wasnt saecastic bout cjs weight cause before this mission cj is supposed to be skinny cause restaurants are locked and theres no need to write that the video was sarcastic...YOU ARE FUCKIN RETARDED!

[sasuketiger]

@ksc95lefkada pff! i may be retarded, but you are at least 10 times more retarded man! i think there are quite many people that would take this video seriously and really thought that ryder lied or is wrong about cj's weight. didn't you read my entire comment, i said that in the beginning you are normally thin, and you are right about the locked restaurants, but the max fat cheat is still possible. and the title didn't really looked like sarcasm to me, you can call me stupid, i won't give a shit

[sasuketiger]

yo, this is just a game, not real life, these kind of ,,mistakes'' are normal, and in normal way, you really are thin, you may type the max fat cheat, or you ate, save, ate, save, ate, save. but this mistake is still normal, the makers of this game didn't made on ryder a quote about cj's fat, and it's kinda logic, since in the starting of this game, the creators wouldn't thought that someone will try this, or something similar, even if he actually lied, it's just a game

[edlee771]

I know your gonna reply saying "no shit", but he says that even if you are skinny. That or he's high. -_-

[solidjdr]

@maxbeckers6

Ryder: IT AINT ME FOOL!

Pizza guy: no one else is that small i feel sorry for your dad.

[Iswearillpoop]

ryder looks exactly like eazy e

[56Hackerman]

I remember something from the end mission Big smoke what happend to you man was it the drugs was it tenpenny

[thegtasaking1]

maybe ryder wants cj to barf now thats hes so FAT!

[dizziedylan]

hes 100% high

[Richee002]

LMAO!!

[X40m1c1d3X1]

Ryder needs to lay off da weed

[brandon4random]

its cause u put on the cheat at the beginning and he says that cause u are suppposed to be skinny

[WillThaBachelor]

either his glasses were too dark to see CJ, or he got high off of Eazy E's supply!!!

[SilentHill3443]

Hahahahahha. Always fun to make the computers look like dumbasses.

[TheWeather4ever]

Ryder looks like Eazy e

[cataxo444]

hes inspired in eazy e actually

[KidsRanqesVids]

@TheWeather4ever He's based off of Eazy E

[sblackNFTU]

@TheWeather4ever cause it;s based on cj genius

[sblackNFTU]

@TheWeather4ever cause he's based on easy-e genius

[hippo5100]

he is too high

[BLADENFSMW147]

too high

[702sincitylv]

Ryder smoke weed all 24-7

[gamesconsle]

i think ryder needs to lay of the... whatever he takes

[rene109109dj]

i think he is high he is smooking too much

[spikedavid64]

@rene109109dj smooking? hahaha wow

[FanTazTiCxD]

haha lol!

[BLAZE13ish]

ryder looks like eazy e

[Rocko16962]

hes based on eazy e

[MrBatistafan123]

OMG thats what I was about to say but Does it say Compton on his hat?

[GodBlessedVideo]

Nop...says: "San Andreas"

[ultran33b]

@MrBatistafan123 It says San Andreas...

[187nydala]

Failblog haha

[bosnianharis123]

the thing i remember from dis mission is ryder saying "Jea Jea fa show my nikka" when CJ walks into his house LMAO

[bobthestickman02]

I was gonna tell the truth, until I got high!

lol

[GTAIVman]

lol

[JamesBeam420]

Ryder is just a master of satire haha

[xSpkOne]

cheats no accept :D

[solidjdr]

one thing i remember from this mission

Ryder - GIVE UP DA MONEY! DIS A RAID

[bobthestickman02]

RYDER, NOT DIS AGAIN!!!

[FanTazTiCxD]

"Ryder, not this again" "It ain't me fool!"

"Busta straight busta"

[laytonwhoitis]

@solidjdr Employee: Ryder not u again! Ryder: It ain't me nigga!!

[timman183]

@laytonwhoitis employee: Who else is that small? its kinda sad really.

[laytonwhoitis]

@timman183 lol Ryder smoked one too many blunts

[iH8MatiTate]

BIG FAIL!!!!

[KingTasos24]

hahha too skinny...

[MsTwinkle101]

Rockstar should have put a saying in if you were fat... Then Ryder could've said something sarcastic like "You can take ANOTHER meal right, CJ?"

That be funny as Hell... But yea, it was set as looking too skinny

[appienater]

the truth gonna say to cj at two missions black project and green goo

[MsTwinkle101]

@appienater

I didn't know that :) I keep CJ muscular and lean XD

[jjjack1965]

Both

[runefroob]

Damn now i know that he should stop doing Wet!

[joint42000]

the dialogue doesnt change because of your apperance u fucking morons

[Ghakimx]

Wow you just missed the point severely.

[xxxkkk100]

l0l

[TheKlink]

could just be being sarcastic, lol.

[thegander213]

its probably just set like that but its still funny

[KenanVideos]

I hope everyone else was just kidding about what they said

[killegnor]

see at the sun glasses he used. he is blind XD

"too skinny"

never though about that

[Ownedt]

"Looking too skinny CJ, I want you to goget something to eat!" xD 5/5

[lolzz19]

when you got your muscle maxed its almost imposibble to see you are fat even if your fat is maxed...

[windowmakerbk]

how do u become fat? im maxed muscle

[shorinjiryuu]

go to well stacked pizza or cluck'n bell or somewhere like that and just eat and eat. Like real life :)

[windowmakerbk]

lol i did that but i threw up and now he wont give me more food 0=

[shorinjiryuu]

hmm well there should be a cheat for that then

look em up :)

also, you cant eat too much at once haha like real life you will throw up

try eating as much as you can one day and then more the next and just keep going haha

[rubberban99]

oh hes high

[443kratos]

no, i think he is blind.xD

[Imran500]

Maybe his view of skinny is different from yours.