President Bush -- Fool me Once

[OsamaSwagLaden]

how in the hell... how did i even get here?!!!

lmfao

[Sammys09]

president bush I just found a new love for you!!

[T3hChr0nic]

LOOSE THE LAUGH TRACK!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THAT?!

[LamokaGhost]

@T3hChr0nic SERIOUS! AND TRUE!

[ScLeprae]

This man...ohhh boy don't get me started on this man...

[xacutionerguy]

Funny as f##k

[DimensionsofChange]

And just as things looked like they couldn't get worse, Obama happened..........

[mzagrodzky]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs.

[nfreson]

ahhhhh....I survived the Bush era!!!!

[1993c4Corvette]

The best comedian in the us.

[MrTe90]

guys he wasn't that bad.. he's human

[Oldcartoons571]

@MrTe90 Me misspelling a word here is human. Him fucking up the economy with tax cuts for the rich and allowing the banks to go crazy is corrupt and negligence. Thats not even 1/10 of what he did wrong either!

[tripletrules]

@entropy44

Actually it speaks volumes about the illuminati.

[Ksharp1fan]

@tripletrules

true

[ehwhittington]

While his presidency left much to be desired...I met him once. He was a very nice guy.

[flexwheeIR]

George W. Bush is what Michael Scott would have been as president.

[TheIronman4891]

I love that "fool me once...shame on you" ever since I saw it on Fahrenheit 9/11...

[ScienceBringsTruth]

If you pause at 0:59.. Look at Bush's EYES!!! I dont believe in the reptilian monster people.. but that is some wierd shit lol..

[entropy44]

looking back on his presidency, it seems kind of surreal. amazing that this fucking moron managed to get elected two times. that speaks volumes about american voters

[AtrophyOffline]

How on god's green earth did this guy get elected.

[erenee02]

The question to ask is "are our--IS our children learning?" O_o

[xCh34pShOtx]

Better than Obama....

[baf03]

@xCh34pShOtx *facepalm*

[sonnygee123]

how did you American alow this man to be in charge of your contry

[nfalbo]

@sonnygee123 We don't listen to illiterate foreigners.....

[zytxuy]

@sonnygee123 Because Bush was able to cheat his way into the White House with help from his powerful friends in Florida and the Supreme Court. And the Democrats at the time didn't do enough to fight it.

[Daniel8bit]

God Bless America.

[Hancockst1]

@Daniel8bit Obviously god didn't bless this country during the Bush Admin. He is however blessing it now.

[typhhons]

I just face palmed myself after watching this! GOD! This guy's an IDOIT!

[zomgtrucked]

any props to canadians ?



[bcg971]

I'm America, Bush is the man, he's a hilarious party going true American that had to deal with so much shit and catastrophe while in office, people will always hate cus the worlds full of haters that think they can do things better themselves, while I don't see you running for fuckin office or doing shit, ya probably sittin ya fat asses at the computer smokin weed and surfing YouTube for entertaining shit too watch while also collecting your unemployment check that comes out of my taxes....!

[moureen617]

@bcg971 Yet another child left behind.

[PsychonautPower]

fuck europe. USA #1

[Alphaigniter]

LOL THIS GUY GOT VOTED 2 TIMES. WHICH MEANS AMERICANS ARE A BIGGER IDIOT THEN HE IS. BUT WAIT U WOULD THINK AMERICA LEARNED THEIR LESSON WHICH IS TO RESEARCH BEFORE U VOTE BUT NO GUESS WHAT THEY VOTED FOR OBAMA. NOW THEY ARE MOST PROBABLY GONNA VOTE FOR OBAMA AGAIN. FUCK AMERICA

[Hperman09]

LOL THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT XD.

[RustySporks]

I love George W Bush. He's one of the most entertaining presidents ever.

Of course, I probably wouldn't be saying this if I was an American, and I can't say I'd want him to lead MY country. But from a distant perspective, he was a funny guy. Obama doesn't have as much character as Bush did.

[crackparty]

@RustySporks Yep. I'm canadian and I love bush. He surely wasn't a robot when it came to making speeches. He did such a poor job though. Still, funny stuff.

[madams12f]

@crackparty You are so right!...not robotic. Verbally challenged for sure but not robotic...because he could pop off the most inane non sequiters hilarious! you Canuks

liked him so much you had a Bush model #2.5 in the form of Stephen Har-bush to comfort those lost souls who missed having their very own aipac clown.

[Adonnus100]

@RustySporks does character include invading countries in the middle east?

[MrDenocan]

@RustySporks We Turks called this It is good to hear the sound of drum from afar... Drum in this case is Bush which he literlly is :)

[MegaGolgo13]

@RustySporks you must have bumped your tiny head. We need a smart president like OBAMA. BUSH WAS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT.

[4lionking]

@MegaGolgo13 What a joke....Obama!

[Kirkzzy]

@RustySporks For his stupidity he was also extremely nice apparently.

[Jimalax11]

@RustySporks Why is this a top comment. This man spent so many innocent you American lives based on lies.  Not a funny guy, just an idiot with too much power.

[turkyish]

@Jimalax11 this man had no power,,,,he is just a frontman,,,a cover for the real pricks behind america and the world

[1979USHI]

@RustySporks the Iraq war was something he eagerly bought not one he sold I blame Rumsfeld and Cheney for selling it.

[lowkey32]

Americans are a disgrace of a nation..voting this fuking fool twice as president..you all should be ashamed..greedy,corrupt,crooke­d,selfish,arrogant,loud fuk wit americans

[Mr2002MustangGT]

@lowkey32 Why do you care? Don't worry about us Americans. Worry about the crappy country you live in.

[JiMMyJaM08061991]

@lowkey32 im assuming ur british cos ur names lowkey, im also british, ur a fucking ignorant moron, nothing u said made u sound smart. we voted blare in in 97, he spent the next 10 years with his head up bushs arse.

[RimK5000]

Vote me once, shame on you, Vote me twice, america is doomed

[RecklessRedRabbit]

@RimK5000 damnit the voted can't be voted it again!

[spencerchef]

lol...these are the video rememrances of bush the videos of obama....ask osama if im an appeaser video, and the fly swat that obama did.

[Neil51442]

George, George, George.......

It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt!!

[tean2269]

What a funny pupet

[tean2269]

What if he was a dictator,say 20years of nonsense

[m0destm0useisg0d]

who's Shay Monu?

[presidentlines]

isn't it funny how he got elected twice?

it's funny because he was human enough to make mistakes.

it's funny because it means the american public liked him.

it's funny because they thought he was doing what's right.

it's funny because he stood for american values.

it's funny because he was better than Gore and Kerry.

it's funny because he was a good president.

[VeradoonKing]

@presidentlines

hahahaa good one

[MOOSEY378]

@presidentlines Its funny because you get 3 thumbs up and everyone who hates the dick weed get like 40-80 thumbs up

[madams12f]

@presidentlines Isn't it funny? that he got "ELECTED" twice? Florida Gov Bush & his Sec of State Katherine Harris, chair of Elect GWB 2000 made sure baby George was 'selected'. They threw out 92,000 registered voters in key counties,all done thru DIEBOLT elect.voting machines whose software was 'managed'. then the Supreme Court GAVE the election to Bush. Bought and paid for. Read the history. Gore won the POPULAR VOTE and exit polls were wrong for the first time in history.

[GramajoDarvin]

lmao hahahaha i miss Bush lol

[anthony80088008]

clasic bush

[greenAppleVodka]

This is funny, but what I think is EVEN more hilarious is he was elected twice :/

[10jeanno]

What an idiot! And this was the President of the United States for eight years because of moron American's and just don't have a clue!

[WinsorIII]

@10jeanno *Americans

[mikeflorence31]

this is too funny. the only thing that does not it funny is it actually happened.

how can people have voted for this clown, not once but twice?

[TheJeremiewatson]

a laugh track....wow. Grow up.

[lcvd1]

I don't know how many times I've seen this before, but I had to watch his "full me once" one more time, before going to bed.

[Cherrypoppins18]

I want to laugh and cry at the same time..............mostly cry. I big, loud, screaming cry filled with unending despair.

[wt8012]

0:10-0:15

He probably said that after watching the movie Jaws...

[pandimancan]

Me and my fish buddies are tighter than ever. Thank You Dubya

[The45Goku]

HEY i got one way to make any one a fool . (read) this dog is dog a dog good dog way dog to dog keep dog an dog idiot dog busy dog for dog 20 dog seconds dog  (Now read it again but without dog )

[CopyriteInfringement]

@The45Goku that's dog a dog good dog one dog, dog you dog got dog me dog :P dog

[RohandraBonisha]

You people are obviously just as bad as Bush, it wasn't his choice to become president it was yours..

[Casideee]

George Bush is not even a troll, I say Obama is more like a troll, he seems so serious and he laughs behind closed doors, Bush? Bush is just a retard, like he's an IDIOT plain and simple a MORON.

[Goldrub]

yeah, shame on the voters for voting for Bush a second time

[Joshb81959]

I just heard that fool me once part on tv.. this whole video cracks me up.

[MrSockoOck]

"Amurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrricans"

SMH @ that accent. It's turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible.

[tjb9693]

Love The laugh track myself. We laughed our buttocks off.

[WarlockAngel22]

Laugh track ruins it. This idiot doesn't need it.

[rtask]

I cannot believe you Americans elected this guy 2 times.

[Casideee]

@rtask

The only reason dumb Murikanz voted for this retard again is because everyone thought he had the power to get us out of war since he got us into war, and this weasel probably cheated to get more votes anyways. This cock sucker vaporized the economy even further.

[Manu112345]

@rtask Pfft, I didnt...

[malmalspur]

@rtask @rtask If you knew anything about America you would clearly know that us "Americans" did not vote for him two times, only once although he won twice we voted for Al Gore in 2000.

[superarmysoldier12]

@malmalspur Americans are idiots so I wouldn't be suprised if you did vote for him twice.

[TheZekk34]

@rtask Dude, I'm American and neither can I

[HoloRecliner]

@rtask I'm american and I have absolutely no idea why he was even allowed to run.

[chri8686]

@HoloRecliner CORRUPTION IN YOUR COUNTRY

[HoloRecliner]

@chri8686 lol

[Tehbestshot]

@rtask It amazes me too.

[redmatrix]

@rtask I guess we got fooled again.

Shame on us.

[thenewgeneration123]

@rtask Once, government cheated the second time

[travman1987]

@rtask You are assuming he was elected at all.

[madams12f]

@rtask who believes that WE ELECTED HIM TWICE? he was SELECTED by the SUPREME COURT JUSTICES in 2000 who stopped the Florida state recount. The seond time the electronic voting machines in OHIO and their Sec of State, a GOP chair of the re-elect Bush campaign pulled Florida Katherine Harris (gop chair of elect bush) trick but throwing out tens of thousands of Ballots claiming their "weight" was unofficial. Tens of thousands of African American voters ere disenfranchised both times.

[flaurosan]

@madams12f "Tens of thousands of African American voters..." lol everybody knows niggas cant vote, they dont know how

[KarikoEmpire34]

@rtask Me neither. *facepalm* I'm only 15 and I know what I bad idea that was.

[mlynn1231]

@rtask It's gotten worse. Everyone responsible for this has knitted an alternate reality for themselves and you can't even convince them that the sky is blue

[jacknivedoesdemo]

He says you fool me once.. shame on you... you fool me i cant get fooled again

[suzsiz]

I think George bush just fooled himself :p

[OMGDeBest]

Hillarious

[sunamcmnairb]

ConfusionOnEarth : yeah,yeah the best part of GWB ran down the crack of his mom's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

[gimmeshelter82]

i hate the fucking ass licker,, !

[ShogoYahaagi]

It's a good thing that some folks think it's all Obama's fault, cause otherwise those same folk wouldn't be "Americans".

[ConfusionOnEarth]

Why wasn't he swallowed at conception?

[1980dfr]

I come back to this page whenever I feel a bit low. This stupid cunt just cracks me up every time.

[sokseb]

remove the fucking background laughing

[HentaiFundamentalist]

Laugh tracks are for videos that aren't funny.

[wisewarriormuzic]

8 f@#kin YEARS...C'MON!

[Matthew2400]

What the fuck is with that stupid laughing in the background? It's not even remotely funny.

[bf2lover42]

@Matthew2400 It's funny because I thought half of those soundbytes were fake.

[gimmeshelter82]

oh georgie, gotta love him!

[evinado1]

@gimmeshelter82 no i certainly hate him.

[magnuswu]

laugh track not necessary

[violatedchimp]

Laugh tracks make the world's most famous funnyman almost fall flat.

[mixityourself]

Look up MOMMABOY on Amazon.com

[USApetriotGUY]

You fucktards! Get off his cock once and for all! Of course you can make him lok stupid with that little trick callewd "edition"! I can do the same with Obama(even thou he normally sounds like his on PCP) and make him sound like a complete retarded!

Fuck you libral FAGGOTS! Fuck you@!1!!

[howitzer551]

@USApetriotGUY while i agree its sounds worst than it really is, bush is still retarded. and that makes him of lower intelligence than like 90% america( just guestamating). so( and this has nothing to do with politics) why was someone who was dumber than most of america leading us.(we elected him that goes in the colum of biggest fking mistakes).

[fingerlikengood]

@USApetriotGUY so do you TRY to spell words wrong or does it come to you naturally?

[nysp2007]

@USApetriotGUY The sad part is there is no editing bush is and was that stupid why anyone thought he was worthy enough to be president still evades me but then again you good ol boys gotta make sure you vote the best in office, yea right just keep screwing up this country by keeping the dumb and blaming the ones actually trying to change something for the better

[seamystAlpha]

' America is not the home of the brave or the land of the free they have breached our peoples trust had them robbed them with themselves and of everything good and betrayed the principles of the foundation that the writers of the constitution had made for them to obey! I say place them all in the circle where 911 was orchestrated and stone them all...

[seamystAlpha]

Rich Sievert

Both of these Republicans and Democrats should be stoned

Both of these parties are responsible equally for not defending the constitution they where sworn to defend I say stone them all for placing shame over our whole nation making our country into the most evilest places on earth setting their allegiance to "Themselves" and the criminal governance they have made over us the people which is a Levi of darkness!

[Jay20782]

A dumb son of a bitch.

[USApetriotGUY]

@Jay20782 Your a dumb son of a whore!

[Jay20782]

@USApetriotGUY Excellent comeback

[22Aptom]

Ultimate dumb ass.

[1laing2]

Good video!

[Ewochable]

I think most of these are bloopers, but the fool me thing seems to be a joke, since southerns are percieved as dumb. I am not sure though.

[blit6]

@Ewochable It wasn't lol. None of these were jokes, he's just not a public speaker in any way lol.

[Thehours1000]

George Bush is a fine president. I happily shelled out $30 for his book Decision Points. Thank God he was in office the day terrorists (and yes, it was terrorists for you conspiracy nuts out there) struck on 911. Bush led us through a very dark hour. God bless him.

[amerikaiscommunist]

@Thehours1000 you are one losdt mother fucker. I can't believe that after cops and firemen learned this bastard was behind 9/11 that one cop didn't pay this filth a visit. These bastards are crooks and they fear nothing from us, but fear telling Israel to treat Palestinians decent. To quit killing people who take Palestinians food. I don't know why Americans don't say they have had enough and just force them to put the Palestinians some place. Jews took Palestine why can't we find land for them?

[uglymoe211]

@Thehours1000 hahahahahahahahaahaha

[raphael103]

"Joo are a donkey mister danger!"

[tfouda]

Dumb as a stone. I cannot frigging believe it. This guy's only qualified to be a total idiot. What're those people thinking to elect him TWICE?

To all the people who elected this guy twice:

"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again" LOL

[renegade1179]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[TheWisemonkey8]

@renegade1179 for sure... lol.

[Lius525]

@renegade1179 chapelle!

[renegade1179]

@Lius525 bingo bongo

[FreakyKing2]

The only thing I miss from the Bush administration.....

[smokinjoe11]

he fooled american twice ....shame on you

[Maggotsicgod]

/watch?v=LnvqM8uQeSY listen to this song along wit this vid :) disgusting

[dynastyfamily00]

AH, George W. Bush...Your speeches were comedy GOLD!!!

We miss those. Because even though your policies had us crying, your intelligence had us dying laughing.

To bad All the current republican candidates have your lack of intellectual competence, but severely lack your "flare" for giving a dumb speech.

[jojocatlady]

What an idiot.

[CtrlRm]

Why did no one kill this guy? WTF America?

[smokintheblaze]

@CtrlRm Couldn't. The sniper was probably too busy laughing to get a straight shot.

[jamice4u]

WTF?!?! How did this guy become president not once but twice? Only in America.

[qwark28]

@jamice4u every country needs a comic relief president every once in a century

[davey9221]

wat a moron

[NTtheLion]

I'm still kinda miss his silly lil ass.

[icebrickwall]

at least there is no teleprompter in sight

[NTtheLion]

@icebrickwall ..........

Yeah, okay?

-_-

[NTtheLion]

@icebrickwall < Yeah, God forbid a President actually sound smart, right?

[imayberight8]

Georgia pine gets you high? Is that your excuse for voting for functioning retards who are run by evil scum like Dick Cheney?? He's like us, Daddy, we should vote for him, kyuk,kyuk, kyuk!!! That's the best James Best impression I can spell. He was the Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane on the "Dukes of Hazzard". You should vote for smart people, not the dumbest ones!! Sheesh!!!

[imayberight8]

All I know is that, thanks to evil men like GW Bush, Dick Cheney, and that Rumsfeld guy, I will never, ever vote for another Republican candidate for anything. And I know that I am not alone. Not by a long shot. Obama may be a weak leader, but he is mopping up a huge global mess that he did not make. I will vote for him again as the lesser of all evils. Perhaps a democratic majority in Congress will help his confidence. We did nab and execute Bin Ladin under Obama's direction and leadership.

[thehidden21]

The laugh track ruined this

[TvvinkleToes]

At least he didn't read off of a teleprompter.

[Filmzie]

George W Bush, my favourite stand up comedian.

[brenbags]

Is that Rick Perry?

[vigtigyou2uber]

Yea and you elected him twice. Good show

[RevGuitarzilla79]

Anyone who voted for obama was either decieved or completely ignorant. Which catagory do you fall into? We got change alright!

[Vlakpage]

@RevGuitarzilla79 there was no better choice

[imayberight8]

@Vlakpage Why we waste our time trying to educate these conservative fools, I'll never know. They've had their adult lifetime to be brainwashed by their conservative "news" outlet of their choice, be it Limpaw or Fixed News.

These kinds of evil propaganda should be made illegal as a dangerous hate speech. Influencing our youth to hate half of our own country's population seems kind of NAZI-like to me. Do we want another NAZI-like party in power, again? Really????? If people knew the facts!!

[SamMartinez1992]

This would have been a funny video if it hadn't been for the constant obnoxious laughing.

[AllStarKase]

And this guy is smarter than Rick Perry.

God help us.

I'll be voting Obama back in office.

[jubjubmh316]

@AllStarKase Ron Paul