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  • Was that suppossed to be Spanish accent at the beginning?

  • I wonder if Amir's head would have exploded if Jake has said he hates Jake.

  • This was posted on my birthday! Yay!

  • Amir likes balls, not baseballs.

  • if your gonna have two opinions only have one

    if your gonna have two opinions only have one

  • I hate nuggets. ..don't...

  • Bros over nuggets, Amir!

  • For crying out loudly!

  • I find amir really cute in this episode

  • MAN i'd love that this was really recorded in SPAIN hahahahah COME TO SPAINNN JAKE AND AMIRRRR

  • Wouldnt it be scry if amir was like This in rel life

  • @kronos1357 jake'd be dead by now if that were the case

  • 'I HATE nuggets' - 'don't.' x))

  • Ill ne ur friend..

  • @CreepyVolgesBird Trust me you do not want to know. I've tried it.

    Lol jk

  • Rima

  • LOL.

    Jake: I hate nuggets

    Amir: DON'T

    Sorry jake, but Amir would probably pick his chicken nuggets over your one sided friendship xD

    LOVE YOU GUYS -3

  • that doent make anysense

  • i used to like derek jeter like you but then i took an arrow in the knee

  • Derek Jeter: He's the bomb. At his position, for his price, hes the number one bomb.

  • Amir goin to the university of maryland is this GOOd like if so!?

  • Tastes like a mouthful of buttholes in my mouth...

  • FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY! XD

  • FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY!

  • why does Jake remind me of jerry Seinfeld ?

  • @MegaOllie101 he's the straightman. other than that, they share no characteristics. maybe you're just reminded of the role they both play as the almost voice of reason in a world of insanity.

  • make more pov

  • I really do wonder what acid tastes like

  • @CreepyVogelsBird lemons

  • @CreepyVogelsBird it tastes like burning

  • @CreepyVogelsBird I wounder what Delicious acid taste like :P

  • @CreepyVogelsBird lick a 9V battery. thats a close as ull get.

  • @CreepyVogelsBird Eat a lemon

  • @CreepyVogelsBird It tastes like ice cream.

  • @CreepyVogelsBird LSD? It mainly has no taste, but it can be a bit bitter...

  • @CreepyVogelsBird Retard, your spit is acid.

  • @CreepyVogelsBird try eating an orange

  • @CreepyVogelsBird Delicious ass. Yum.

  • @CreepyVogelsBird Well,it should taste like OH MY GOD MY TOUNG IS MELTING AWAY!!!!

  • @CreepyVogelsBird Tastes like pain

  • @CreepyVogelsBird

    A cat farting a rainbow with an annoying orange-y flavor with a side of Amir's armpit hair

  • @CreepyVogelsBird Acid is sour like oranges. Alkali is bitter like soap.

  • @CreepyVogelsBird drink vinegar

  • @CreepyVogelsBird A mouth full of blood and pain

  • @CreepyVogelsBird Drink some orange juice, lemonaid, or milk. There's acid in all of those. Btw, I apologize if I'm like the millionth person to respond to your comment. I just love chemistry :)

  • @CreepyVogelsBird like ouchh

  • @CreepyVogelsBird I know ur comment was meant to be a joke but acids have a sour taste. Bases have a bitter taste. *The more you know*

  • @CreepyVogelsBird

    its sour

  • @CreepyVogelsBird Tastes like pain.

  • I hate nuggets.... DON'T!

  • Hey Jake

    What?

    I'm going tell you something that will blow your mind.... In ten minutes

    Ten Minutes Later

    Ekaj

    Wow my name backwards, that's so creative

  • ..............amirs name backwards is rima. Rima. thats weeeeerriiid...

  • @zomeracar18 it's "opinions are like arse holes, everybody has one but everybody thinks everyone else's stinks

  • Lol

  • Delicious acid :)

  • An opinion is like an asshole,

    everyone has one, but yours smells like shit ;)

  • did anyone else see Amir's big check?

  • Do hate mcnuggets!!! Egh!!!

  • i promised myself i would only watch one more but i just finished watching all of them,so...

  • 'tastes like a mouthfull of buttholes in my mouth :D'

  • I took an arrow to the knee

  • I used to be an arrow. Then I took an adventurer to the knee

  • I was wondering when Jake would say "I hate chicken nuggets", lol

  • @EmobagelsRAGE Me too.

  • you flip flopper!!!

  • FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY

    

  • amir looks like kassemg (but not as skinny) sorry jake

  • when jake dies i'll be sorry for amir

  • @aminfrared why would jake die lol`?

  • hows amir know what acid tastes like

  • iM All Ready A Great Kisser ;3

  • Ha! That's funny because this is what pretty much every American does whether they realize it or not. a million people hate Justin Beiber? Oh yeah Justin Beiber sucks, he's a fag. If everyone liked him from the start, he'd be 'considered' a good singer, and person. That's just one example out of a billion.

  • @SpongebobsABoss And what glorious country are YOU from? Pretty sweeping generalization, no matter who you are talking about.

  • @S5ate99lit3e I'm American, just bashing on my own country =)

    It is true though.

  • @SpongebobsABoss It's in human nature - following the crowd. I do it a lot, but I feel that I do it far less often than others.

  • 'FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY CAN YOU STOP!' ROFL!! XD <3

  • I hate these kind of people who copy everything

  • Amir: (Australlian accent) Oy you're watching Jake and Amir and we filmed this in Spain

    Jake:Wow

  • ...RIMA

  • FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY, CAN YOU SCHTOP!

  • Jake and Amir used to be funny. Then they each took a roflcopter to the knee.

  • fucking stupid vw i dont fucking care i want jake and amir

  • i swear they put nicotine in these videos

  • 1:40

    Jake: I hate nuggets

    Amir: DON'T

    ROFLMFAO

  • @Barrooook

    "IS THAT MY NUGGETS IN THEA?!?!?! IS THAT MY NUGGETS!!?"

  • FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY!

  • @expertimporator LMFAO u are my HERO! And I believe you will be a great walrus. Don't give up.

  • @maxword3 then why are you watching it?

  • Jake and Amir is sooooo boring man

  • nugget in a biscuit WEEEEEEW

  • I HATE THIS UPDATE

  • I hate nuggets ..don't

  • For crying out loudly, STOP!

  • 158 like ice cream

  • My name backwards is Ekaj =D

  • @Jakem050594 Congrats..

  • @savysavs7

    Thank you, thank you!

    I would like to thank god

    Mom and dad

    Jake and amir

    Am i forgetting anybody!? Doesnt matter i love you all!

  • @Jakem050594 Whaat aree you saying thank you for ?

  • @heps2011xxx

    Well you said congrats, so I had to make a speech!

  • "i hate nuggets"

    "-dont-"

    one of the best lines ever XD

  • there not at there original desks!! ahhhhh

  • FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY SHTOP

  • For crying out loudly, 158 dislikes?!

  • God Jake and Amir why did you have to like DEREK JETER...son of a bitch

  • @MickPuck33 Cause he's good..

    

  • @LolifiedByMe Derek Jeter= Yankees MickPuck33=Red Sox

  • @MickPuck33 Ah.

  • FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY!

  • Chuck Norris....is a hunter, but Chuck Norris dose'nt hunt

  • Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, but there usually full of shit.

  • ‎"hes the bomb. at his position for his price, hes the #1 bomb."

  • I like nuggets :(

  • i actually have a friend who does that i can see jake's frustration

  • @Irishperson1267 People who do this piss me the fuck off.

  • @Irishperson1267 oh man, lucky u ? :D

  • For crying out loudly!!! STOP.

  • Hahaja

  • This is how I form my opinions...whatever Jake thinks!

  • I should be doing my paper. Instead I'm here watching rima dna ekaj... great.

  • FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY

  • He's right. Ice cream is like a mouth full of buttholes in my mouth

  • iv been watching ekaj and rima all night

  • I cant stop thinking about Jake and Amir. Ill do anything to watch it. I always want more.

    Is this what love is??????

  • @justinestrada2 lol, what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me, no moreee

  • I'm gonna blow your mind in 2 seconds...rima

  • MOusehunt behind Amir?

  • Ekaj is my name backwards too :D

  • @Bunneh8 Ekaj is my name forwards.

  • @6c685 um..... Okay?

  • I don't give a shit what cloud gaming is! I just wanted to watch jake and amir! =D

  • jake and amir rule

  • Lol I just watched nugetts!:)

  • You guys need to make your videos more iPhone friendly.

  • loooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • Why do people quote a video they just watched?!

  • This looks so dated....

  • @ShareTheVirus theres one that look WAAAY more dated, this is fake hd at least

  • FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY

  • "Its like a mouthful of butt-holes in my mouth" LMAO

  • for crying out loudly!! haha

  • These guys look SO MUCH better clean-shaven. This goes towards proving that the stubble look is a 2011 thing.

  • he's the number one bomb

  • haha i knew the nuggets were gonna be brought up 

  • why the hell did i start watching this at 12am... i have class in 8 hours -_-

  • Don't you be dissin' them nuggets.

  • I've been stuck in a basement for 5 days watching Jake and Amir

  • @skisbej Sounds like a great 5 days.

  • @skisbej AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA

    

  • @skisbej are you complaining?!?

  • OMG!!! I have Amir's POM glass! :D

  • youre like a flip flopper!!

  • this is when jake and amir used to be good

  • Doing this to your young cousin is dangerously hilarious.

  • Flip flopped

  • You're like a flip-flopper

  • FOR CRYING OUT LOUDLY!

  • Amir's head was gonna explode when he was explaining himself

  • I love this one :D

  • mmmm delicious ass

  • lolololol crying out loudly :)

  • press 5 for a tounge twister

  • CLICK 3 AND 4 SIMULTANEOUSLY TO HEAR "OH YEAH"

  • why is the top comment not about the chair at 1:04

  • @mitchowellwic what's up with the chair?

  • They really need to make a Jake and Amir movie.

  • Ecadge :D

  • @chargersfan1111 ekaj**

  • jake and amir are the new jim and dwight from the office

  • for crying out loudly??

    hahahahaha amir.... it is because of YOU i am still up at 4:07am watching all these videos.... -__-

  • 1:06-1:09 great acting lol u see amir's face whoo