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  • My name is Jacob and that scared the shit out of me...

  • I "liked" this video the second you said "the evil version of Carlos Santana".

  • It scared me

  • i was in school when the earthquake happened if i did not scream at my friends to run they would have been crushed and my dad went throw the rubble to help people in city center it changed my life

  • 1:30 - you're a prophet

  • It's funny cause Gaddafis dead.

  • I'm glad he's back because that intro thing made me think my computer was crashing EVERY TIME!

  • OMG YOU Speak SOOOO fast

    You should Go to a Speaking competition

    I just watch your mouth

  • literary 100 episodes later the war ends

  • SO LOUD!!!!!!

  • Yesd Bieber dies... Wait what it wasnt real..... you killed my joy

  • Defranco you rock dude. you need your own morning show. That ADHD thing you got is hilarious. But keep up the good work

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  • scared me when i heard my name.

  • No, no, no... Its wrong. Gays love Olivia Wilde.

  • don.t give a shit about the people who dosen.t like because you are awsome

  • now that was great thanks man

  • man I wish youtube just erased this guys account over night with a special note: go suck a bag of dicks

  • white oprah. epic. Your philtastic!

  • your awsome

    

  • why is it black and white?

    

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  • Way way back in the day the PDS was filmed in black and white - this video is a sort of throwback to that.

  • Gettin' a little liberal with dem amphetamines?

  • my name is Jacob  0_0........

  • man...you talk soooo fast!

  • When you said somebody i previously trusted would shoot me in the back of the head, i see a gun pointed to the back of your head over your shoulder. Nice poster.

  • Hey Phil,

    It sounded like you were going to make a point at 4:32, but then just got sidetracked rambling on about people marrying sheep, and then never actually made a point.

  • Well I don't believe anyone is evil and I don't think it's good to pick one from example. For example if you say Mao Tsu Chung people don't really think he's bad but If you say Hitler people immediately think evil but it actual fact Mao killed over 70 million people and Hitler killed 7 also Stalin killed 20 million (roughly) and Gadafi has killed significantly less. And Gadafi is a puppet there are more higher powers then him aka The american president Media only shows what it wants to show.

  • I thought this said Oscar Wilde loves the gays and I was like no shit:L

  • Number 13 looked scary as hell!

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  • i want to win NOW

  • JACOB

  • LMAO...Evil Carlos Santana....Love it!!

  • hey im from south carolina and i take that......well i guess its true

  • @YOURNOTSERIOUSRU and im from texas... YEAY!!! I GET TO FEAR MY REDNECK FAMILY! *can you hint the sarcasm*

  • Hateful not hatey

  • You scared me. YOU SAID MY NAME.

  • Muammar Gaddafi looks like a melted Alan Rickman :D

  • DUDE UR EFFIN AWASOME!!!!!!!

  • Holy shit, a monkey poster would complete my life!

  • this guy is everywhere :)) i search Olivia Wilde and he is in the first 10 videos weird :| i search another celeb and he is there :)) :P niiiiiice :|

  • @Darkmetiusranger ...i searched olivia wilde as well.....deffs not her

  • actuly i missed the hot chick, bring her back lol

  • i figured out why he talks so fast.... look behind him on the desk. Theres an empty starbucks cup.

  • Hahaha im one of the few 12 yr olds that wat hbu show and i love it!!!!! U have all of the same view points that i have on many political and international issues... I wish u were my teacher u make learnibg fun lol

  • He is the white oprah

  • JB looks like a dick

  • My name is Jacob and he scared the shit out of me

  • @MRepicproductionsXD As it did to me O_O

  • im watching this after the japan incident....

  • MY NAME IS JACOB :D which is fitting, because i am also back watching your video xD i had to stop for a while because my internet was down :<

  • another enjoyable few minutes of my spare time spent listening to you:) thanks man

  • What have you loved about Italy Phillip ?

  • can i get the love poster(the one with guns)?

  • No, theaterhead, he's implying that all the people who would marry sheep are inbred retards, and that all gun owners are inbred retards.

  • So you think all gun owners are Ku Klux Klan members? Fuck you.

  • Saving Prvt Ryan meets AVP

  • YouTube search- The Blow Job Pill. Its based on a fake story!!!

  • justin beiber was in Battle: LA?!?!?!?!?

  • not funny man, a lot of my family are dying

  • 0:14 Thought you we're about to sing. "I've missed you, you've missed me, we're a happy family..."

  • Just wanted to thank you for being a normal person, meaning I can disagree with you while you talk about the news and not hate you.

    Sorry Chris Matthews.

  • We need to join together country and country. To make this world a better place. Just imagine if we all could communicate with each other. Under one government with no war! NO THRID WORLD COUNTRIES!

  • To think now that there was another earthquake. Just a little while after new Zealands quake. The money that could be going tirades saving the lives of people, getting better educations for kids, and getting out of our economic hole, is going to every single professional athlete, actor, singer, so on and so on. This needs to stop now! WTF lebron wade and bosh ONLY take about 16 million each per year! Wow and that can be going to cancer research or earthquake reliefs or getting better education.

  • lets live in a bubble

  • Jumpin in.....2 winning!!!!

  • he should talk a little faster. i can't quite grasp everything he is saying when he talks so slow.

  • love the edits, love the humor

  • I COMMENT IN ALL CAPS ON YOUR VIDEOS BECAUSE YOU SCREAM DURING YOUR ENTIRE VIDEO. YOU DO KNOW YOU CAN ADJUST YOUR MICS VOLUME LEVEL DON'T YOU?

  • @LadyNyuOfCats i was asking a question not stating a fact

    i know this was a horrible tragedy and i give my hopes too all the people involved

    but i was asking a question, due to the fact that i have been reading about new zealand and that they receive around a few 100 small earthquakes and wanted to know more about it. (so i asked a question)

  • yay

  • CHRISTCHURCH FTW!

  • Jus sucks some corn cocks , foooo freee nigga

  • hahaha evil Santana 

  • Sell the love posters!

  • Yes, this discrimination should have been found unconstitutional in 1965. Same-sex, different race, same difference.

  • Cool Vid Man

  • youtube search:  =EMjmbvD4QZ8

  • Argh he knows me name!!!

  • "aghh didnt work like i planned" lol story of my life....,. literally thats how i was born

  • So, sooooo glad you're back ...now I know what's going on in the world. I want the "Love" poster!!

  • LMFAOOO!! "I dont even hate Justin Beiber, but when i saw him get shot on CSI i got half a chubby."

  • Tape worm anyone.

  • Life time supply of Hot Pockets? That dude's got a tape worm longer than my junk!

  • I just got started on youtube and found your video is the most discussed. Keep up the good work.

  • i feel like you can see me

  • I googled "love gun poster" and found it!

    Search "love guns" on allposters, its one the ones on that page.

  • dude, normally you talk really fast but damn this show was WAAAYYY to fast.

  • i shower naked...so....i deserve a monkey poster :P

  • lol I actually paused to read what it said below the video towards the end!

  • I love the monkey! don't you? Who dosen't?

  • WTFblackPeople(.)com

  • gadhafi was crazy and evil in the 70s the 80s and 90s then recently the us and uk said he was a good guy and everything was forgiven after he paid out a few billion dollars. now he is crzy again??? did he go off his mental drugs???

  • "I'd rather see a live application of an all over body tan lotion..... Or is that just me?" hahahahha, that guy.

  • you're back :D

  • Marriage is a religious right between a man and a woman. Call it a Union and let the gays have all the legal rights of marriage, but it can't be marriage.

  • He makes an earthquake sound worse than the massacre in Libya... I watch this show often but sometimes Phil is such a typical American

    Disappointing, cant even pronounce a name other than Smith... hm sad to see...

  • All of your haters should go pull the sticks out of their asses, Phil.(:

    <3

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  • SEX WITH DUCKS!

  • I like rhubarb.

  • people say that the united states is doing bad but look at libya there doing 10x worse then us i think americans are just spoiled and we came upon some hard times and people are just freaking out now

  • Go To SociallyLegit*com It is the funniest site i've ever been on, created a channel dedicating it. If you loved it as much as I did, SPREAD IT!...Link it On Your Facebook, Twitter and Digg. And Thumbs this comment up!

  • I'm 15, and I am totally insulted by girls my age obsessing over Justin Bieber. Being a girl, it automatically puts me in the statistic of the age group that is obsessed with Justin Bieber. I don't want to be thought of as a girl who cries when some lesbian cuts their hair. (I'm fine with Justin, I just font see much of an appeal)

  • Yes Phil, how ill prepared we are against natural disaster. Easily the smartest thing I have ever hear u say

  • i think he has great potential to be a host of a show.

  • hey!!, you look like the guy from glee... have yoy had this before??

  • you're so cute:]]

  • this guy is a stupid son of a bitch !

  • the comment says i'd rather see a live aplication of an all body tan lotion or is that just me?

  • i want monkey poster...O_O

  • i really want the love poster

  • I dont know what she likes .. but I'd bang olivia wilde .. why am I even subscribed to this guy ...

  • great :D

  • Fake & Gay

  • You talk fast.

  • shut up

  • Phil was thinking of me. I just got power back on in Christchurch after 2 weeks without it and can now feel a little normal again by watching Sxephil

  • Hmm...

  • @haysterninja Shut up fanboy, he appears on Youtube and I click to rage.

    What's up?

  • what a faggot. Thumbs up if you agree

  • co za asy

  • watch, dont fish and drive!

  • Nobody likes you faggot, shut the fuck up.

  • @iDukeNukem then why did you search him?

  • this guy is an asshole... i bet he's an american dude! LOL

  • @mrcoffee031 hes not a asshole

  • i like the picture....whit gun letters... :D

  • i want that love poster back there, that's awesome

  • Pause and press 1 for Blowjob, Pause and Press 7 for whore

  • This man can make a living off talking to himself.

  • I'M NOT INTERWEB!

  • I can think of only one word -Awesome

  • ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Where can I get that LOVE poster in the background?

  • @MrBlackguylips just make one

  • fucking moron

  • sorry but i hate all your fake thumbnails !

  • are you stupid? it's pronounced mu amar gadafy not mhumur gndfi

  • This guy is either:

    a.- Brain damaged.

    b.- A complete douchebag.

  • @SolidShinoda You are either:

    a.- A retarded idiot who doesn't know anything about Youtube

    b.-...aretarded idiot who doesn't know anything about Youtube

  • @guitarfan901 Oh, a hater. Face it, this guy is probably the worst sub anyone can make on youtube, for real.

  • @SolidShinoda None ^^

  • @SolidShinoda He isn't brain damaged, he is pretty savvy. He is a talentless douchebag though. the people who follow him are brain damaged.

  • @SolidShinoda -all of the above

  • @SolidShinoda he's a bit of both

  • @SolidShinoda you talking about phil? yeah

  • @SolidShinoda Or he's awesome...

  • @SolidShinoda Yeah he is a douchebag but hes not like this in real life, just saying. hes also entertaining as hell to watch :D

  • @SolidShinoda more like c. completely awesome. Super entertaining. I'm listening to news and i'm not bored 1 minute in by a monochromatic voice showing no personality or opinion to stimulate my mind. And i'm now interested in stories and go off to learn more about it. This is a win.

  • @SolidShinoda Retard.

    Your either :

    A)Gay

    B)A troll

  • @SolidShinoda wat u talking about?? phil's friggin awesome!!

  • wat

  • co za asy...

  • when did you start being so socially-political? you have no idea what you re saying about libya....brainwashed american.

  • first sxephil video that my eyeys didnt bleed while watching it !

    keep the black and white videos coming !

  • Why.... Why in the hell i am watching this?

  • damn your voice sucks.. can't listen to you more than 0.0001 seconds

  • my names jakob and that did scare the hell out of me

  • i hate u <.<