Accelerate
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From: IanCrossland
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  • This video is so erotic! Ian as usual topless, and touching himself and smiling!  Just makes me cum all over myself.

  • you look really happy.

  • Way to set the bar high.

  • Ian, I dont want you to die.

  • acting or not... your losing your sanity. Careful dude.

  • who isn't

  • Try Canada.

  • yea well the canada guy got me well so did the new york but kentucky aint 2 warm either

  • i thought you said video games were a waste of time?

  • do you ever read comments? or do the stupid ignorant haters ruin the "comments reputation" and you assume these comments arent worth reading?

  • The comments are always better than the videos.

  • nice work

  • Ian have you ever fucked a girl in the ass.

  • I haven't seen one of Ian's videoes in a couple of months because I couldn't stand to watch such a train wreck anymore. I checked on him today and he looks worse than ever. I purpose an intervention. He gets better now or everyone stops watching. You are watching a man die and I urge you to do something about it. He gets help or everyone stops watching.

  • odd, because i just did the same thing myself. i had to stop watching--could not deal. not sure about the intervention, but i doubt i will be back--he is done.

  • I stopped after a while, and I check in now and again to see how much more insane he is.

  • ok, ive only watched one of his previous vids, so I don't really know much about him, destroying himself how?

  • MoMo is also slang for Mormon.

  • Why is everyone stuck on acceleration & velocity? I didn't realize this vid had such a huge scientific theory involved.

    Ian must be working his "magic" on your minds...lol

  • "...I realize thinking of a turn as an acceleration initially doesn't seem to make sense." Yeah, exactly. It seemed totally counter-intuitive to me. I am obviously physics-challenged...time to do some reading.

  • "hott"?? "pott"??

  • TO EVERYONE IN THESE COMMENTS WHO I ARGUED WITH ABOUT PHYSICS - I looked this stuff up finally, and to my total surprise YOU were right and I was wrong. I apologize for my dumbass comments.

  • Dumbass - that's hilarious. A car slows when you go into a turn unless you're still pressing the gas pedal. If what you're saying were true, we could all just swerve back and forth down the highway and pick up speed from the changes in direction without even hitting the gas.

  • You would be able to, technically, if you are strong and didn't have power steering.

  • Turns out we're ALL wrong. From an actual physics website: "Acceleration is defined in terms of a change in velocity - not speed. Velocity is your speed and direction, so your velocity changes if your direction changes (even if your speed stays the same). Since you are accelerating if your velocity is changing, you are accelerating when you are changing direction - even if your speed stays the same."

  • Actually, Danno, that's true. Ever seen skateboarders SWERVING BACK && FORTH to pick up/maintain speed? Well, in case you haven't, they do...well, some do...the ones with brains ;).

  • you got so SKINNY ian!

  • TAKE IT ALL OFF!!!

  • I am the walrus,

    goo goo g'joob goo goo goo g'joob

  • when we change directions we also accelerate. it is true..acceleration...maybe it is time for you to change directions and accelerate...come dig austin.

  • When you change directions in your car from the road to your driveway, do you accelerate into your garage door? Is everyone here a high-school dropout?

  • It's nice to see you in such a good mood

  • Aaaaahhh!...Shakira!

  • Do you smoke Paul?

    Yes, I smoke the reefa

  • haha that was a choon!

    I dont smoke a pipepipepipe

  • Makes no sense. You find it appealing but don't like looking at it?

    By golly, you're speaking Ianese.

    You've become infected and don't yet realize it.

    Maybe Nomo will be able to help you.

  • Why do you look?

  • There's just no talking to you. PV

  • This looks like a Daxflame video!

  • If rescuing Ian is one of Momo's goals, I sincerely wish him luck, unfortunately he's probably in way over his head.

  • Well, Hidee there Happy!

    Yes, Ian appears to have fried his brain into idiocy. Unfortunately, nobody seems to have any idea what to do about it.

  • man this sounds great Ian...I'm happy for you. It's good to see you this way. Listen...don't forget what a diamond you are. This guy the mohawk guy, he see's this, we all see it. Enjoy it and remember it's a temporal experience. The attention thing that you talked about,it can run away with u so keep real. And GOOD LUCK!

  • iposted a video Response, of Ian Crossland starring on Star Trek Voyager ,I think you will like it..

    :)

    Jayson

  • Were you doing this vid while sitting on the shitter?

  • In his mouth.

  • you look like a druid in swim-form ;)

  • Tim Robbins, that's who you remind me of to look at.

  • you look terrible in the light.

  • looking good bro!

  • You think 50 and 60 degrees is bad. It's -5 here.

  • I can relate, when you live in LA 50 deg. IS cold.

  • Schizophrenia Ian, Schizophrenia.

  • sounds more like lsd

  • Ew you look all tired and pasty and unwashed. Put a shirt on, take a bath and go order the 24 oz. porterhouse at a steakhouse.

  • Cool! I'll stop by and check it out. ~Raven

  • Your physics are sound, my friend. Many people do not know that a change in direction is in fact also a type of acceleration. Any change in velocity is an acceleration. Changing direction is a change in velocity, therefore change in direction is a change in acceleration.

  • "Any change in velocity is an acceleration." Geez - use your head. SLOWING DOWN is also a change in velocity. Ever heard of deceleration? A change in velocity is just that, a change, either faster or slower.

  • Dude are you serious? Pick up a PHYSICS book! Acceleration is defined as a CHANGE IN VELOCITY. Velocity is VECTOR quantity. A vector quantity is specific to direction, which means a change in direction is a change in acceleration. I taught Physics for 7 years. Know what you are talking about, before you talk.

  • For others who may not understand: In Physics the difference between "speed" and "velocity" is that Velocity is dependent on DIRECTION. Acceleration is defined as a change in VELOCITY, not speed. This has been the PHYSICS definition for about 500 years now. Not up for debate, look it up.

  • "A change in direction is a change in acceleration." Right, dumbass phony professor. It's a CHANGE in acceleration, not acceleration ITSELF, like you claimed in your initial dumbass post. When a bullet ricochets, does it pick up speed? No. When I turn my car's steering wheel, does the car speed up? No. Where did you teach physics, into a mirror?

  • Hey, you were right all along. I finally looked up what you're talking about here, and you are exactly right. And yeah, I am completely wrong. My apologies.

    You can call me a dumbass now, I deserve it.

  • DEceleration is also a change in velocity. A change in direction is a change in velocity, NOT acceleration. God forbid you actually taught physics when you don't understand physics enough to even articulate your position.

  • One of the things I like about Physics is that principles like this are not up for debate. Terms like "acceleration" and "velocity" are well defined in Physics. It isn't philosophy.

  • You're right. I just looked up 'acceleration' on the web thinking I'd find references to speeding up, and instead I found just what you said in your comments above, in reference after reference.

    Sorry I was insulting. I was wrong and you were correct.

  • Well, onboardvide, if you think his physics are sound, you may not want to view any other of Ian's videos beyond this one. Because this is the 1 rare instance he got it right.

  • Probably true, that is why I thought it was noteworthy. Danno21F and I have made peace since this conversation.

  • You need some exercise, Ian. You look like you just pulled eight months in a Turkish prison. Maybe you could just think about exercise until you understand it and then manifest yourself some muscles.

  • Did Ian switch from pot to crack when I wasn't watching?

  • Ian Wins

  • You should try talking to him about his issue. He's looks like a fucking mess.

  • Dude if you can just come up with a message that would be great. you change so often, you have 1000 messages. try sticking with something over a week. I think that will help you on youtube and in life. life is about learning but you should have some core beliefs by now

  • Well, it's twelve degrees in Waterford and I find it invigorating (as long as my antique furnace makes it 'til spring).

  • "Mohawk combover" now that's a funny mental image, but that IS what it looks like on him.

  • are you starving yourself Master?

  • Ian saves.

  • Welcome back from the nether regions.

  • Sounds good. Good luck, man.

  • lol that's mean!

  • ian SHUT UP = 50 degrees? try 25 degrees with NO HEAT at work lol j/k

  • recently Ive realized my potential,Im 20 and I need to shift the perspective of myself.I feel like I have my work cut out for me,the work is me.

    clothing in the house should (almost) always be minimal,at least I think that.

  • what a crazy fuck! If you change directions you dont ALWAYS accelerate.

  • You will never amount to shit in your life. Do you understand that? You will always be a fucking moron and the laughing point of everyone's discussions.

  • A little projection ther GonePostle?

  • You ok?

  • Hi Ian! A lot of exciting things are happening in your life; I'm so proud of you. Thanks for sharing..

  • it was below 0 degrees Farenheight today where I live. 50 or 60 degrees would feel like summer to me.

  • Baby your too skinny

    I'm worried about you mr.

  • i love the light

  • good vid

  • I like the new view for the video. Thanks for getting back to "reality" (without using so many hand/arm gestures, not trying to channel your ideas to us through thought, and you actually blinked this time). By coming back down to the level that the rest of us are at we are more able to relate to you and hear you more clearly. I look forward to hearing more from you in this form.

  • "By coming back down to the level that the rest of us are at..."

    Huh?!? Speak for yourself.

  • Well compared to some of his other videos that is.

  • Oh yeah baby take it off!! Take it ALL off!!

  • lol

  • NAKED?!

    W

    T

    F

    !

  • I think you're right about if people have a message it can be more easily heard. Youtube is a great resource for communication.

  • you summed up my weekly feelings thanks

  • great vid man!!

  • That's sarcasm, right? lol

  • Heroin or meth?

  • Both..

  • this isnt good.

  • Is that Acne on your chest?

  • You look like shit man.

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