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  • i want this game so bad

  • HOLY SHIT, REBECCA SOUNDS JUST LIKE RAINBOW DASH FROM MLP. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEESSSSSSSSS

  • whats this crap... i cant watch next episode...

  • @skorch82 you are like my favorite commentator and that is because you are so calm and you make the games funny by being calm :D

  • @hornd1697 you mean like that time he rage quit on those stealth assassinations it AC1?

  • Actually, I think you can heal automaticly, when a health box is hollow. It seems to recover in a few minutes. A empty box cant

  • thats rude

  • ezio: expert troll

  • You don't need to get knocked out I took care of all the enemies and done it on my second playthrough!

  • very good!!!

  • Yes

  • Shaun is a dick, and I want to see what rebecca has under her jumpsuit. Nice rack.

  • Yea Skorch she has a big mouth but a nice ass. He should have squeezed it around 2:00.

  • @MrKratosrulz sounds like a good combination to me.

  • Is it just me or does Shaun sound Like a smarter version of Wheatley from portal 2?

  • @PieenasAreAwesome

    More like a version from London and not from Bristol.

    Ah, good ol' Steven Merchant.

  • lucy has all fingers pause at the area were she hugs desmond on both hands she has all 5 fingers on each hand

  • she has huge lips. I mean... huge lips. this is unrealistic. why are her lips so big? it makes no sense.

  • @Kyro562 Those lips are perfectly realistic. What are you talking about?

  • @Strife159Highloch do you know someone who has that huge of lips? tell me when you find somebody. :P

  • @Kyro562 Yes I do. That's really not that unrealistic. There are even woman who would pay to have their lips made that big.

    Naturally, black people, such as myself, have larger lips, some of us have HUGE lips. Now, is it realistic on a white girl like Lucy, not that much. I mean they could be that big just unlikely.

  • @Strife159Highloch changin' subject. Want some Cupcakes? :D

  • Animus 2.0 is 20% cooler than the Animus

  • does anyone notice how desmond has a cut in the same spot as ezio even before playing as him!!!

  • @bielaws Altair also had that cut. It a really cool little thing. 

  • @bielaws It all really has to do with, how they're all the same character model. Just kinda re-skinned, In a way, Altair took on Desmond's full shape, not all of his own. Not that it really mattered because he was his ancestor. Ezio is different because he's not his ancestor, but I guess Ezio has it too.

  • @bielaws Yep. Altair has the same thing.

  • @bielaws Altiair has the same scar

  • @MrBillhj he doesnt, cos it was in his genes from ezio getting a rock thrown at his mouth

  • @gembai2K9 No all of desmond's ancestor's have the exact same scar you can even go look up the picture of him

  • Did Rebecca stab a USB cord into Desmond's arm? LOL

  • In Brotherhood I think Shaun isnt as much of an ass. He is kinda funny and... well not nice, but nicer.

  • Dick!!!!!!!!

  • Dick!!!!!1

  • Lucy looks like a man from behind and you're right about the lips. It's like Angelina Jolie * 2. Sorry.

  • Did she shove that needle in his dick or what?

  • Do you have Assasins Creed II for Computer?

    I hacked it i need serial key :P so if you have for CP,and you know some keygen tell me :P

  • Ezio has the ability to counter when fighting Vieri but Desmond doesn't have the ability when fighting the guards at Abstergo

  • @TheDavkim12 Thats coz he wasn't trained. He gets the ability later on

  • he's kinda an asshole

  • Hey I get onto the animus chair thing, and then it's just me running around inside the animus, like the swirly beige stuff, I dont get why… :(

  • i am having serious problems here

  • LOL "dick.." Subbed

  • where does she put that cable in the ass or what?

  • Not to self: Use Bleeding Effect to kill Shaun

  • @ThatGuyInAmerica why not get the first one? it seems great to me

  • did you guys know that Desmond's voice is Drake from Uncharted?

  • -.- i hate that it is a big "cliche" -"so you must be (ip anonymus :3)" -"Who are you?"

    -"im sorry where are my manners? I am (ip anonymus :3) and he/she is (ip anonymus :3)"

  • in the first video u said that lucy is hot, but now you say she is ugly becuse her mouth. lol

  • @oyeaman100 it's like Sarah Jessica Parker.Hot Body,Wierd Face

  • Hey, skorch, are you going to do Brotherhood?

  • that guy is an asshole

  • When you got on the animus and Rebecca holds that wire, for a minute I thought that she was about to shove it up Desmonds •••

  • Lucy is nice but i think Rebecca is better... You agree?

  • @Diablo666Daemon666 i find lucy hotter

  • @Diablo666Daemon666 Nah, I'd prefer Maria Auditore.

  • @Diablo666Daemon666 I think Shaun is the best :D

  • @Diablo666Daemon666

    Rebecca is kinda cute, but my little sister has the same name, so it'd feel weird to say "She's hot."

    I do however, like Lucy- I have a thing for blondes...

  • @Diablo666Daemon666 anything lucy can doe she can do better

  • @KillaNinja0 and faster too!

  • @Diablo666Daemon666 no... because in a email in AC brotherhood from shaun it says that rebecca is a templar

  • @Diablo666Daemon666 oh yeah well Rebecca is a GOD DAMN TEMPLAR

  • @toomark10

    hey man thanks for the spoilers :D, if u cant tell I was being sarcastic, asshole

  • @lylatfox4 well excuse me princess

  • @Diablo666Daemon666 She's kind of attractive with her geekiness. I like it.

  • that British guy sound like Simon Cowell

  • 10:40 360 F?

    OH GOD XBOX HAS TAKEN OVER THE VIDEO- RUNNNNN

  • He does have counter when you fight them guys i was able to use it. I did not get touched once even on the second wave

  • if you keep talking to shawn he will say something that pisses you off and desmond calls him a dick

  • I sure would like to Crane that Rebecca chick

  • your voice is really annoying.

  • OOOOH He just did it...

  • this stuff this stuff i somting that goes through shuan ass

  • Hey.. should i still get this for ps3 or wait for brotherhood?

  • get this or also you wont understand brotherhood

  • do the subtitles come enabled already?

  • this whole game reminds me of national treasure but with time travel!

  • Guy at 10:13 is rich lol

  • 6 people missed the dislike button and those people are Shaun.

  • OMG!

    i thought i was the only one who thought she had a big ass mouth

  • lol awsome game cant wait till assassans creed brotherhodd come out

  • Isn't the bleeding effect supposed to be bad for your sanity, right? I wonder what role its going to play in the next game featuring Desmond.

  • It's a good vid... the game has picked up a smell of cheese if you catch my drift... The text quality, character depth... so far everything has taken a nosedive.

    As for the commentator, "action completed" or "I'm so important" don't sound that funny.

  • damn im stuck at the race

  • Well he sure do have a change in personality quick. First he dont want to do it, and now he do

  • You counter by holding L1 and timing Square. I was able to do it at this point so im surprised you couldnt/didnt.

  • lucy sounds like buffy the vampire slayer

  • Imma kick shauns ass - bastard

    Nice commentary skorch

  • He sounds Like Nathan Drake! FTW

  • @XXXXcorndog6894XXXX Maybe Thats Because Desmond Miles Is Voiced By The Same Actor As Nathan Drake :P

  • thts bull! u go to a assassin to a kid whos training

  • some reason i had trouble waiting for this video to load

  • he has that ability becoz ezio is his ancestor

  • Desmond the moon bear...

  • good game...

  • that shaun is a plonker

  • when some people say ezio the say edzio

  • why am i see ing dots on the video screan

  • HAHAHAHA she hase a beard

  • its funny how Shaun teases you for saying 'stuff' then he says: 'the other assassins that are out there, actually doing stuff' XD

  • She has a big mouth...all the bigger to suck Desmond's dick with!

    He's already got a hug, everything is falling into place for him...

  • @revolushon9 giggity 

  • i stuck my gack (white homemade silly putty) on the screen and watched the video for 2 minutes like that.

  • big mouths unnatractive? XD haha

  • you actualy do have the ability to block in that fight , trust me i know i have played the game before

  • Must say this is absolutely brilliant we tend to play it during the summer with my mum and dad they are really good at it. I managed to get it perfectly free for my sony ps3 from; 115 games . com they have thousands and they are all totally free I must say 0:14 to 3:54 was superb

  • Yep Shaun is an Douche, not so much a dik as a Douche but I see where ya got that from heh :)

  • thing is though is that their not dead :O they still move around and make noises xxx

  • yes he does

  • why dont you counter

  • @rockincat12 because the character does not have that ability yet.

  • @skorch82 he does its desmond that doesent have that ability, but ur still owning them and thats what the mission objective was, so good job

  • @PS3demon97 No. He doesn't. You earn the ability later.

  • @skorch82 love ur work dude.

  • @skorch82 He does have the ability there

  • @raknikmik nope.

  • @skorch82 thats odd because on the 360 version I remember being able to counter at this part at least once O.o

  • @skorch82 kan he hurt the girl

  • @skorch82 Yeah he does, I've done it.

  • @skorch82 Ummm, yes. Ezio can counter barehanded at that point. Actually he can even use weapon counters before Mario teaches you. Get your facts right before you just say no.

  • @skorch82 when u pressed a butten it did say counter i played this game alot and i counterd

  • @skorch82 don't mean to start any fights, but he does have that ability at the start of the game

  • @LaV0lpe no he doesn't

  • @Vortez137 yes he does

  • @LaV0lpe Sorry my bad, I didn't read the comments properly and thought you were talking about Desmond :P

  • @skorch82 He is correct my friend. Desmond doesn't have the counter until after the bleeding effect thingy. Ezio has the counter already. He just can't use it with a sword.

  • @skorch82 hey what ps3 model do you have?

  • @skorch82

    so the character can't hold up his arms and block?

  • @skorch82 hey are rosa and rebecca related by any chance?

  • @skorch82 i never got where she stuck that cord like thing... do u kno where she put in it? belly? i dunno... =.=

  • @NetMoverSitan i thought it just sends electomagnetic waves that does something with the brain and makes past dna of ezio/altair or whoever go into the brain to make it review his/her memorys and the next part im gonna say is a spoiler so...no go

  • What if you throw them all over a ledge?

  • How is he supposed to be better with a bleeding effect? lol

  • grrrr my video frezez at 2:56

  • That blonde chick actually looks good with them lip pumpers, not that I have a thing only for pumped lips

  • haha... i love this narrator

  • hahahah love it, very funny when u say dick

  • The cord probably connects Animus 2.0 to Desmond via his nervous system

  • entering the the matrix i mean animus

  • 1:22 looks and sound like kirstin bell probably got her name wrong but she is hot in video and real life.

  • Ha-ha ur funny. I got 360 though. is their any difference in the game?

  • oh and of course he never changes close lol i got the black editon but i aint even look at this game yet too much work on the first one

  • Continuity error!!!!!!!

    tHE BLOOD ON lUCYS SHIRT HAS GONE....

  • she probably wiped it off while she was driving

  • That Shaun Hastings guy, his character is modeled on a real celebrity in real life. he hosts schools out that used to b on bbc its now sometimes shown on dave

  • Oh what are you a tiny child??SHAUN!!! lol Great vid...

  • anybody else notice during the car ride Lucy somehow acquired a clean shirt?

  • @oblivionwriter its a futristic car :3 they clean you up, put some music, and if you are drunk they drve you home :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

  • dude u r hilarious i am litarlary laughing out loud

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  • i like how when you and lucy are going up the stairs you are clearly trying to look at her butt

  • omg High Definition is sexy!

  • HAHA 4:59 best part, nuah, sorry to disturb you haha, i love your vids skorch amazing comments!! :)

  • can u defeat all the gang members

  • Shaun Hastings' voice actor sounds familiar. (I have a hunch it might be Ricky Gervais but that's not likely)

  • desmond needs to beat shauns ass...

  • xD You said "uhhh take your time" HAHA :] your funny

  • theres a romanian football team named Fiorentina :)

  • lol 4:08 "That's damn right....I AM SOOO IMPORTANT" xD

  • isit me or rebecca+luct=lesbian?

  • i thought we were badass assassins. couldnt we have caught the rock?

  • remember kiddies, if you suck ur bosses dick one too many times, you will most likely end up like lucy.

  • @grandtheftsearcher What fuck everyone up?

    And look hawt sheet.