Official gamesmasterjasper Quote Contest!!

[InfiniteRhombus]

meats and greats, gamesmasterjasper

[MrYaridovich]

All I can hear is that smacking sound you keep making with your lips.

[Dissruptance]

"[States something he says with conviction and swears is true.] [Contradicts it.]"

[joewhittles]

"Games. Games always change"

-Gamesmasterjasper

[solobuttons]

"There have been some rumors saying that I am the son of Walter Day. I can neither confirm or deny this, but I do point you towards an earlier quote, in which I speculate that i was born of a game. Semper games!"

-gamesmasterjasper

[gamesmasterjasper]

Big announcement. The winner has been selected and it was me. However, there may be a second place. Good luck.

- gamesmasterjasper

[PancakeGeneral]

@gamesmasterjasper Fucking nigger

[Danube03]

"And you shall play games, and playing games shall set you free." -Gamesmasterjasper

[Danube03]

"I'm here to play games and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum." -Gamesmasterjasper

[Danube03]

"In a time of universal deceit — playing games is a revolutionary act." -Gamesmasterjasper

[ctfcDSA]

"Look around, the next-gen Mario is pure evil. But the clouds have not yet changeth."

-Mrs Robinson civil rights teacher.

[MedievalManIII]

dont troll yoshiandluigi3

[jihadjerry]

The President of Gamestop sends word that he wishes to buy our games. But how can you buy or sell a Mario jump? The one-ups? The idea is strange to us. If we do not own the one-ups of the platformer and the blocks of the puzzle game, how can you buy them?

We know the 9 volts of electricity which courses through the NES as we know the blood that courses through our veins. We are part of the Mushroom Kingdom and it is part of us. Princess Toadstool and Birdo - these are our sisters.

[jihadjerry]

The goomba, koopa, the great Yoshi, these are our brothers.

If we sell you our games, you must remember that they are sacred. The power button that gave our grandfather his first gaming session also receives his last. So if we sell you our games, you must keep them apart and sacred, as a place where man can go to taste the game fuel that is sweetened by the reward of a game well played.

[jihadjerry]

We love these games as a newborn loves its mother's heartbeat. So, if we sell you our games, love them as we have loved them. Care for them as we have cared for them. Hold in your mind the memory of our RPG's saved games as they are when you receive them. And preserve them for all children to love them, as Shiggy loves us all.

Games be upon you.

[ctfcDSA]

You brought tears to my eyes. I will never forget that fateful jump even when I am six feet under.

[Danube03]

"Disavow the label of "baby gamer" for false gamers and low score gamers. We were once all "baby gamers" at one point, but we started gaming with the best of games." -GamesMasterJasper

[yoshiandluigi3]

"I'm fucking gay" - gamesmaserjasper

[Danube03]

"Yoshiandluigi3 is a gay baby who loves to kiss penguins. Gross! Semper Games." -gamesmasterjasper

[yoshiandluigi3]

"lol, who kisses penguins?" - gamesmasterjasper

[Danube03]

"Why, yoshiandluigi3, that's who! He's a little faggot and a false gamer. Semper Games." -gamesmasterjasper

[yoshiandluigi3]

"Danube03, Answer this question. If you're a true gamer, How many games are there in the world, What was the first video game to ever invented? I bet you couldn't answer that. Answer this or you're a false gamer." - gamesmasterjasper

[DPadDestroyer69]

Actually, I dont think he ever said that!

Semper Games

[MugiwaraNoSlime]

"Games... games have changed... NOT!" - Gamesmasterjasper

[Psyburn]

"Of all the games in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." ~ gamesmasterjasper

[Psyburn]

"Play it Sam, play 'games'" ~ gamesmasterjasper

[Psyburn]

"Louis, I believe this is the start of a beautiful gameship" ~ gamemasterjasper

[Psyburn]

"Round up the usual games" ~ gamesmasterjasper

[Psyburn]

"Here's looking at you games" - gamesmasterjasper

[MugiwaraNoSlime]

If there is hope, it lies in the games. - Gamesmasterjasper

[jihadjerry]

Semper games.

[johnsanimals]

"Hey Napoleon, give me some of your high scores"

"Go get your own, gosh!"

[charlesmartin82]

Latino Pride

[solobuttons]

Outdone yourself jasper. We're all behind you (and your games).

[johnsanimals]

"Kip can you bring me my Gameboy?"

"No Napoleon."

"But I need to game real bad!"

-Peter Griffin 2009

[screwoffreg]

Forever Gaming my Gamerbro.

[LordDumal]

Semper Games!

I will always be your number one fan.

[cptwinky42]

"'He was a real hero. He was a true gaming patriot.' That's what Shiggy said about me once." --gamesmasterjasper

Semper games.

[realjamicus]

this sounds official

[LOLWUT877]

You're still here?

[sympathy3k21]

" [looks around cautiously] ... Ow... Ownage. Games are ownage...." - gmj

[southwestwardly]

"Semper Games"

-gamesmasterjasper

[DPadDestroyer69]

Be the game you want to see in the world. -gamesmasterjasper

Semper Games

[dhakkel]

game s master jasper you should do a lets play of cactus squid's shotgun ninja

games master jasper can you do a lets play of cactus squid's shotgun ninja game

semper ghame

[Bleeep]

It's stunning to think of the effect Games Master Jasper has had on the gaming community, is it even possible to think of what modern and past gaming would and would have been like without Gams Master Jasper in the Gaming Community? No. Good Work Games "GamesMasterJaspie" MasterJasper.

-Bleep

[charlesmartin82]

semper games master jasper

[CBoyardee]

Great vid as always GMJ! A lot of really inspirational quotes in there. I'll think of a few quotes because I want to win that contest!!!

[Drular]

I'm proud of you jasper.

[StopDropAndROFL]

Semper games!