A Day Without A Gay

[maudrick]

you're gay

[DelisaProductions]

Comedy at its finest. You are brilliant, Marc.

I've been having computer problems the last two weeks, had to buy a new one, I'm glad to be back.

Have a happy and safe Holiday!

[Perroquet51]

Thanks Lisa :-) One wonders why we spend so much money on antivirus software, doesn't it?

I'm glad you're back. Have a wonderful Holiday.

[dl737]

So funny Marc - - but sad underlying premise.

[Sikosm]

While I think the Day without a Gay thing sounds interesting in theory, I think it wouldn't work in practice, and is a bit pointless and petty.

It wouldn't work because not every gay person is going to be able to do it. And gays are a minority group anyway between 5-10% of people are gay. Slash that percentage in half for all the gays who aren't out or are still children, and then halve it again for all those people who can't carry it out, can't be bothered, or don't see how it will work.

[Perroquet51]

I agree, it won't and work and it didn't work. What works is civil disobedience.

[LezVirgoBaby]

Damn, If I calling gay, they would have all of my stuff packed in a box and giving me the pink slip!

[Perroquet51]

You're lucky. All I got was a pink T-shirt with the company logo on it. I really wanted a pink slip or at least a half way decent camisole, but nooooooo!

[Sikosm]

but noooooo!

[realnutty01]

A day without a gay! Oh no we can't have that. What a boring world it would be. Love ya Marc.

[justherewatching]

ha ha ha ha.better go to the dr.dont lose your job.hahahaha. A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.peace,love,mary

[YaYaJuke]

it usually takes a more than a few days off to get over being gay... better take a vacation in cancun

[jvforever72]

call me dumb but somehow i misread this whole movement as Bring a Gay to work Day. i finally got the gig after your vid Mr Perr . JV

[Perroquet51]

LOL, JV, I'm so glad I could clarify things...Look up Wanda Sykes Jay Leno

[popparoc46]

Gay can come back?? Who knew? I bet you were surprised.

- roc

[OhCurt]

If it hadn't been the day of a final exam, I'd have totally done this.

Besides, I didn't even know about it until that morning. Color me out of the loop.

Speaking of which, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

:-)

[Perroquet51]

No worries about the "belated" thing. I'm accepting b/d wishes for at least another six months.

[Sikosm]

But how is that possible? All gays are supposed have some sort of way of communicating with each other! How else is the gay agenda possible!?!?!

[anmoose]

ROFL!! This is hilarious, Marc!! It's Hell to get a case of gay, think you're over it, and then have a relapse.

Maybe your doctor can give you something for it?.....

[Perroquet51]

My previous doctor gave me something for it every time I went to see him. I'm kind of sorry he moved.

[NotaTrollTravlin]

There is one thing I don't like about this video ..... I didn't get to see your famous smile..

:)

Nota

[RoyalHairdresser]

Good One Marc!

[qiranger]

LOL - Weren't you gay last week?

[Ravensinger]

That's cute!!!

[shxo87]

HAHAHA WOOT XOXOXO!

[PooHunny69]

Keeps getting better eh?

[connie3253]

very funny!

[Poeboi]

Absolutely brilliant Mark!!!!

[mymoosejaw]

LOL OMG - Good one :)

[GIZCHOPS]

Brilliant! Unfortunately I'm self employed.

[jrsnyderjr]

hahahahaha! I loved this! doctor's note for being gay!

[popebenadict16]

say no more classic gay skiving exuse.your all the same you lot.

[SpearTwain]

I'm feeling a strong case of heterosexual coming on. I want you marc!

ha ha.. love ya :D

[bowlingballout]

I'm stingy with my Favs but I had to Fav this!!!

I'm a real fan of entertaining radio productions (Phil Hendrie in the 1990's). Theatre of the mind is great.

I didn't go to work yesterday either, I'd better go to the doctors to check if I'm gay too.

[Perroquet51]

Save yourself some money, let me check.

btw, thanks for faving :-)

[AeganMontgomery]

I've been feeling just the slightest bit warm and fuzzy, is that a sympton? (Good job Mark) ha ha

Aegan

[Perroquet51]

Aegan, I don't think it's a definite symptom unless you've also been:

1. craving quiche

2. looking around your house and thinking, "what a dump!"

3. spending an unusual amount of time staring at old posters of Fabian

4. listening to Barbra Streisand

Well, the list goes on and on.

[BlackRiverBay]

Love it

[Perroquet51]

Thank you BlackRiverBay :-)

[nancyleeould]

PRICELESS!! I love it!! :-D

[sign543]

I'm feeling a little gay around the edges myself. Perhaps I'll call in...:P

[Perroquet51]

oh no! Sounds like you need those edges massaged. I'll be right over.

[sign543]

Yes, hurry! And bring chocolate!

[Perroquet51]

I'm here in San Francisco with my massage table and a box of chocolates and I just remembered, you moved! I'm devastated :-(

[anmoose]

Yeah, and peanut butter!

[GoretexRobo]

LOL excellent!ha- lol get well soon

[dogpatchdebbie]

OMG Mark....This is hysterical:)

[SEXYgayIOWAboy]

i want to call in gay now.. dare me?

[Beachmama57]

Is it catching?

[SunnyDazStormyNitz]

Too damn funny.

What kind of doctor do you go to for that? And...UMMM...what kind of test do they run?

[Perroquet51]

I don't know what the test would be but instead of hearing the doctor say, "Does that hurt?", I'd be hearing? "You like that dontcha? How about that? Yeah, you're gay alright."

[Lizador]

hahahahahaha

I have a doctor's letter proving that I am gay! Maybe I should try for disability? lol

[twish1999]

I could do with a day off work, trouble is i'd have to ring myself up and call in gay as i'm self employed. I'd probably end up giving myself the sack! :-)

x hugs x

[ladybard1968]

Lol. I wouldn't go and see a doctor he might refer you to a psychiatrist. Then you'll be on dopomine blocker for the rest of your life. I'd just struggle on dispite being Gay

[bCurious2]

Hehehe! Slick, stylish, sexy and withy, once again a classic Perroquet51 video! Think I'm gonna get one of those letters too so I can stay home and rewatch your video's all day!*****xx

[ItalianStallionette]

hahahaha proving you're gay!

FANTASTIC!

[3CoolKats]

Hmmmm, one wonders what sort of *tests* the doctor might run to verify gayness. Something does pop into my head but I'm not sure if I should say it or not:)

[LeSaMilano]

I've heard if you get up too quickly after a bout of gay you can relapse. hehehe

[randomwritings]

That was straight to the point!

[Tobie2]

Hilarious! I love it!

[mizzie37]

rofl your sense of humor is one of the million reasons i love you :)

[rossperth]

A doctor's letter? Marc, this is one of your best. PS I can't imagine you working in a loading dock! 5 stars.

[Perroquet51]

Maybe sweeping floors?

[Jinxie228]

heheheh @  "it came back"

[souixana]

the loading dock! I love it!

[Dlorezzz]

Marc, this is too funny . It has to go into my playlist of favorites. It came back ? I want to see the doctor that verifies that you are gay..LMAO

[silverscreamgrl]

LOL! I think it came back!

I have a feeling you aren't going to get away much more with this calling in gay stuff.

[FatWagar]

Well now you will be docked a gay's pay!

[Perroquet51]

Oh, Lisa, very clever! LOL

[marniespeaks]

well done!

[DawndeeDALLAS]

ahh Marc this was genuis! This was just to good...

[timido66]

Be careful Marc. I don't think the Gayspectrometer is covered by insurance.

[Perroquet51]

Dang!

[ydnarOrandy]

very funny Marc. I loved it so much I should call in Gay. How do I catch it.

[Perroquet51]

oooo, Randy, don't ask such questions :-)

[GreatGig1]

Are you going to show him how to catch it?? hahaha!

[Perroquet51]

I avoided going there :-)

[GreatGig1]

You??? Avoiding?? Hmmmm...must be that Birthday hangover! LOL

[ydnarOrandy]

Do I need a special glove or will any old mit do.

[GreatGig1]

hahahaha!!! Good question!

[Perroquet51]

Damnit! You people are pushing me.

(I'll supply all the props)

[GreatGig1]

hahaha! Good to know!! Props are good!! LOL

[ydnarOrandy]

I like to feel I don't need propping up Thank you

[GreatGig1]

Once again...good to know...lol

[StephStance]

lol...too funny!

yeah go to the doctor and let him run you through a bunch of test.... :o)

[Perroquet51]

Van says the Gayspectrometer isn't covered by insurance! I guess it's either go to work or find a new job :-(

[yescandles]

Excellent!! This is the best one I have heard :-) too funny!

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL Sweet!

Not in the gay way but in the awesome way.

...bah...you get it.

...Not in the gay way but.....DAMMIT!

[Perroquet51]

LOL, I get it, MBD :-)

[capergirl1976]

LOL@ "I think it came back"

This was great thanks for the laugh :)

[hallbe]

I don't believe you for a minute! ;-)

[GreatGig1]

hahaha! Where do you get that letter?? ha! xoxoxox

[MaryJaneSlingBacks]

So, its nighttime now does that mean day without a gay is over? Well, it was worth a shot.

[Perroquet51]

Yeah well, I didn't have time to do it before. Besides, the real day is Jan 19, I think.