This is the funniest video that I've seen in a long time! I wish I had had the presense of mind to think of the reply to, "This is the last time I'm going to tell you that." "The last time? Can I depend on that?" Thank you for sharing this wonderful segment.
I make skits that are chock-full of puns and one-liners, please take a look and let me know what you think! I'm a huge fan of The Marx Brothers and want to reach out to an audience who likes that sense of humor
@Diddymuck: Joe Adamson said practically the same thing in his Marx Bros. biography: "A Jew impersonating an Italian impersonating an Irishman is about as far removed from narrative necessity as you can get." Hilarious, just the same.
"Scram! Blow!" LOL Three of the funniest men in history! They don't even come close to making comedies like this anymore. Thank you so much for posting this!
amen. I grew up on the Marx Bros. Python, Mel Brooks, SNL in their best moments may have approached what the Marx Bros. did without fail: make you laugh out loud, every time, year in and year out. Ageless. Genius.
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I know you intended your comment as an insult,thats ok Im gonna call your bluff,I didnt say it was a great idea,asshole,I just said it was an idea,it aint like its ever gonna again,so take a fuckin chill pill ,Goodamn I DIDNT the home aloud patients on the internet,try to color inside the lines
and how about we do a remake of It's a Wonderful Life with Jim Carrey replacing Jimmy Stuart and Jessica Alba replacing Donna Reed? And Vin Diesel as Mr. Potter.
You talk about a home not letting patients on the internet, huh? Well, on the same token, I didn't know you could pass kindergarden using words like "aint!' By the way, I think you're the one who needs to take the 'chill pill.'
That's one of my favorite lines from this scene, lol. Groucho keeps feigning that he's on an innocent date, but he's really just the same old Groucho. ;)
"If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you." lol
I just don't get it, how they can never have the old teams they used to have. We have here The Marx Brothers, five funny individuals, though really Groucho, Harpo, and Zeppo are remembered best. And then there were The Three Stooges- 4 if you count Schemp. And Abbot and Costello. And Laurel and Hardy.
All those great teams, all in the same time roughly. And not ONE team like those greats now.
True, there's no one who can hold to candle to these comedians anymore- but we do have Kids in the Hall, Monty Pythons and MST3K at least in recent years.
only in unique people who dont have to be dirty to be funny. there are plenty of people like this these days, theres just plenty more that are NOT like this, which is depressing, because this is real comedy and it just gets pushed aside to make way for Jim Carrey,Robin Williams...etc. not that i dont like them....i think JC is hilarious, but i can say honestly, I would prefer to watch the Marx's
BEST LINE - "Hold me closer,, closer,,,,,,, any closer i'll be in back of ya ,lol
jsemancik1 1 week ago
Love it. Chico's terrible Irish accent on top of his terrible Italian accent
leianog 2 weeks ago
I've never been so insulted.
well it's early
TheSoulMan8 1 month ago
isn't this too too devastating?
crossfireyt 2 months ago
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111111noA 2 months ago
stupid question but- what is the title of music?
adam95286 3 months ago
thank you.
Bajuiceta5 3 months ago
Funny.
steeplepossum39 4 months ago
Classic stuff!
xvoy2002 4 months ago
This is the funniest video that I've seen in a long time! I wish I had had the presense of mind to think of the reply to, "This is the last time I'm going to tell you that." "The last time? Can I depend on that?" Thank you for sharing this wonderful segment.
shaxmatist2000 5 months ago
I make skits that are chock-full of puns and one-liners, please take a look and let me know what you think! I'm a huge fan of The Marx Brothers and want to reach out to an audience who likes that sense of humor
Seinfeld182 5 months ago
"If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!"
RJwords 6 months ago
thank yaw
jaytech3000 7 months ago
She's one big size babe.
leafyutube 7 months ago
Do you like gardenias?
cretinbob 7 months ago
@Diddymuck: Joe Adamson said practically the same thing in his Marx Bros. biography: "A Jew impersonating an Italian impersonating an Irishman is about as far removed from narrative necessity as you can get." Hilarious, just the same.
TestingPlay1 7 months ago
"Will you have the bell-hop hop up with some hop-scotch ?"
acefrehl3y 8 months ago
Hacken-a-bush, he got an apple dumpling!
WizardGlik 8 months ago
Thank you. Thank you. Classic comedy scene......love these guys forever!
neilerone 8 months ago
Thank yoh!
HarlequinForest8 10 months ago
I laugh every time Groucho replies Thank yo!
custard50146 11 months ago
If you're looking for my fingerprints, you're a little early
DrStrangelove346 1 year ago 3
Either you get them or you don't. I love them ! ! !
joehodeho 1 year ago
thank yo!
vicodinification 1 year ago
4:12 a jewish gentleman portraying an Italian impersonating a Irishman.
diddymuck 1 year ago
@diddymuck That's called globalization!
antykomuch 9 months ago
a prettier picture I've never seen"
- thank you
thank yow "
VikingThor1 1 year ago
Love this scene! I have "Thenk YOH" as my signature on many forums. xD
Areida77 1 year ago
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English is not my mother language and I don´t catch this joke:
"If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you."
Would you explain this to me? Thank YO!
trilceOOO 1 year ago
HEY DOC DOC I'M TELLING YOU IN SECRET SHE'S OUT TO GET YOU!
StephenWWhalen 1 year ago 2
"Do you mind?"
"Not at all. . ."
*takes the coat and throws it on the floor*
X-P
CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN 1 year ago
Thank you
Thank yo.
PrincessDazzie 1 year ago
The thank you stick is so funny!
herrrob14 1 year ago
Thank joo
zammeee 1 year ago
Thank YUH!
The dance at the start is wonderful, and the whole scene is timelessly funny and charming
kiddap 1 year ago
Yoo hoooo! Isn't this just too too devastating!
kiddap 1 year ago
"If you're looking for my fingerprints you're a little early." lmao.
although I don't thinks she's worth all the trouble.
DrStrangelove346 1 year ago
thank yoe great
rowdy49 2 years ago
O'Reilly the house detective? Ladies and gentlemen, a German jew pretending to be an Italian pretending to be Irish!
reichmarshall 2 years ago
Dr hackinabush..!!!.Thank youa
SpeedTriple59 2 years ago
How long since we've seen ANY film
that makes FUN of wealthy elites and/
or POLICEMEN?
This was before Hollywood became a
tool of the New World Order.
4freespeech 2 years ago 2
Harpo's detective outfit seems reminiscent of their lost first film humor risk. In that film he was supposed to be dressed like that.
MelonHeadFilmz 2 years ago
Rofl at the vid, Lmao to the end xD
GoldenVeemon 2 years ago 2
thank youua!
dmtdmt1969 2 years ago 2
"Scram! Blow!" LOL Three of the funniest men in history! They don't even come close to making comedies like this anymore. Thank you so much for posting this!
JerryLewisLover 2 years ago 19
8:17 LOL Best Part of that scene!
edcasey52 2 years ago
Thank Yoe. I love it - my favorite Marx brother scene.
crs0221 2 years ago
this is comedy at its finest! the marx bros. always makes me laugh my ass off! there will never be a comedy duo like these guys!!!!
starsky5150 2 years ago 2
duo???
ratelski 2 years ago
Thank you. Thank yo! Hahaha!
Love it when Harpo walks in with those mutts.
The woman is a babe, by the way.
leafyutube 2 years ago
Groucho: Don't talk so loud, your moustache will fall off! I f you're looking for my fingerprints, you're a little early! GREAT
johnster623 2 years ago 2
marx brothers. Buster Keaton. Rowan Atkinson. Peter Sellers. Monty Python. Abbot Costello. All among my favorite comedians.
JeffZHigs1 2 years ago
Nearly half of Groucho's lines are sexual inuendo's and ALL ofn them are brilliant-
And ALL of them are better and funnier than anyone today; the last group to even come close to The Marx Bros. and the Stooges are Monty Python-
Keep The Marxes, Stooges, Pythons, and throw out the rest, I say...
obiwanobiwan13 2 years ago 2
amen. I grew up on the Marx Bros. Python, Mel Brooks, SNL in their best moments may have approached what the Marx Bros. did without fail: make you laugh out loud, every time, year in and year out. Ageless. Genius.
slownoman 2 years ago
Also Blackadder.
aragorn202 2 years ago
thank u
thank yow!
ccRHCP1 2 years ago 2
i love the "don't talk so loud. you're mustache will drop off"
thomaschavers 2 years ago 2
@thomaschavers totally agreee 100%
wavesofwoodenlegs 1 year ago
Thank yo'!
Hippodameia 2 years ago 4
6.32mins is the best part !!!
centerfirer 2 years ago
The best comedy act of all time, NO One can come near Groucho, his with just gets better day by day....
Classic!
nigeljbritton 2 years ago 16
"hold me CLOSER! CLOser... CLOser!!
if i get any closer i'll be in back of ya"
*ROFL!!*
jackwhitefanatic 2 years ago 4
My son and I always quote this to each other, Thank YOU!! It's one of our little inside jokes
dejahthoris 2 years ago
MARX BROTHERS RULE!!!
jigum777 2 years ago 3
Don't they, though.
darkecofreak23 2 years ago
Thank yoa!
jdsmyhero85 2 years ago 6
"I wish my aunt looked like that"
"Yeah well take it up with your uncle"
FranksValli 3 years ago
Hay dock. I'M TELLING YOU A SECRET, SHE'S OUT TO GET YOU!! XD
"I'm Oriley the house detector" "Don't talk so loud, your mustache'll drop off."LOL
ZzCyuga 3 years ago
groucho reminds me always the assistant of Dylan Dog...ALWAYS...!!!
Volthramios 3 years ago
"If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of ya." hahaha.
beaatleme 3 years ago
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I had an idea for a tribute Marx Brothers movie, have Adam Sandler as groucho,Rob Schneider as Chico,Jim Carrey AS Harpo.
TexanRebel08 3 years ago
WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD
LUKEYTHEKID2112 3 years ago 4
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I know you intended your comment as an insult,thats ok Im gonna call your bluff,I didnt say it was a great idea,asshole,I just said it was an idea,it aint like its ever gonna again,so take a fuckin chill pill ,Goodamn I DIDNT the home aloud patients on the internet,try to color inside the lines
TexanRebel08 3 years ago
Well it is a pretty rotten idea. Rob Schnieder indeed. . .
eveningtsar 3 years ago 3
and how about we do a remake of It's a Wonderful Life with Jim Carrey replacing Jimmy Stuart and Jessica Alba replacing Donna Reed? And Vin Diesel as Mr. Potter.
schmoyoho 2 years ago 2
Haha! Good analogy!
jdsmyhero85 2 years ago
You talk about a home not letting patients on the internet, huh? Well, on the same token, I didn't know you could pass kindergarden using words like "aint!' By the way, I think you're the one who needs to take the 'chill pill.'
jdsmyhero85 2 years ago
Thank you, Thank Ya
Andros1921 3 years ago
this groups is as witty as bob hope for sure.
trestleheavy 3 years ago
The Hackenbushes roll like that, LOL.
Grant692 3 years ago
Not for me, three men on a horse..
tapper36 3 years ago
Hahahaha. LazioPlane, touche! How comedic the ridiculous.
MsJonStew 3 years ago
Hey, I remember this! It's called, "Western Civilization." Ah, I remember it well... but it's fading rapidly in my mind...
LazlosPlane 3 years ago 3
why don't you hang yourselves instead? lol
alun101 3 years ago
Thank yo! for putting this up :D
ACDCgirlZ 3 years ago
bloody brilliant!
blowtorchacurlyfry1 3 years ago
Genius
ToolsnFire 3 years ago
Thank you! Thankyo!
Kaos77Kisame 3 years ago 3
"I've never been so insulted in all my life"
Groucho "Well, it's early yet"
LOL
jonax64 3 years ago
"I've never been so insulted in all my life"
Groucho "Well, it's early yet"
That's one of my favorite lines from this scene, lol. Groucho keeps feigning that he's on an innocent date, but he's really just the same old Groucho. ;)
HeraldMB 2 years ago 3
when chico played the det. his voice changed. sexy.
classorisso 3 years ago 6
"Thank you"
"Thank yo"
so funny :D
harpocool 3 years ago 3
Poor Doctor Hacken-a-puss!
He didn't even get any apple dumpling.
WizardGlik 3 years ago
"Closer......closer.....closer!"
"If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you." lol
I just don't get it, how they can never have the old teams they used to have. We have here The Marx Brothers, five funny individuals, though really Groucho, Harpo, and Zeppo are remembered best. And then there were The Three Stooges- 4 if you count Schemp. And Abbot and Costello. And Laurel and Hardy.
All those great teams, all in the same time roughly. And not ONE team like those greats now.
obiwanobiwan13 3 years ago 3
Ooops- it's Chico here, not Zeppo. :)
obiwanobiwan13 3 years ago 3
wat about Martin and Lewis...how come everyone never mentions them??
JerLewis63 3 years ago
Greatest American comedies were made during greatest American depression.
vokshumana 3 years ago 6
True, there's no one who can hold to candle to these comedians anymore- but we do have Kids in the Hall, Monty Pythons and MST3K at least in recent years.
dejahthoris 2 years ago
" Thank Yo ... " i love it lol
Habana7975 3 years ago
Before Rodney Dangerfield, you had Groucho who always had great one liners.
Tsippi 3 years ago
I always take the wrap...throws her mink cape on the floor. love it. ..wish i had an aunt like that...well take it up with your uncle.
iamsocooldan 3 years ago
Thank yo! hahahaha
johnnydamista 3 years ago
xDD Ahaha, I love this.My class just finished watching this today.
Mtothy 3 years ago
Thankyou no thankyou.
What a great classic. We don't have personalites like this anymore do we.
Russ821 3 years ago 2
only in unique people who dont have to be dirty to be funny. there are plenty of people like this these days, theres just plenty more that are NOT like this, which is depressing, because this is real comedy and it just gets pushed aside to make way for Jim Carrey,Robin Williams...etc. not that i dont like them....i think JC is hilarious, but i can say honestly, I would prefer to watch the Marx's
JerLewis63 3 years ago
This is one of my favorite Marx Brother's scene ... Groucho is perfect. "Don't talk so loud, your mustache will drop off." CLASSIC!
pattythek 3 years ago 4
"Thank yo"! That was classic!
lsim2 3 years ago 3
I still say "thank yo" all the time unconsciously.
DIERONPAULSUPPORTER 3 years ago
immortals
traf1852 3 years ago 5
doc can you see us?
if i cant i need new glasses
arcticweezer 4 years ago
they are great!
fcgal55 4 years ago
the best, thank you
4george8 4 years ago
Thank Yo guyz.
themindstripper 4 years ago 4
No Thank Yo
chuxway 4 years ago 2
awesome!
kissmebaby341 4 years ago
This clip it's an Cinema classic.
THANK YO.
Paulo412349 4 years ago 2
"Thank you."
"THANK Yo!!"
whatispoint 4 years ago