5yo Skye Takes On Some Pirates in Eve Online

[Elkyblack]

yeah you won't be needing that ice harvester, just dock and trade it to daddy :p

[Satanchef]

She's the best . I hope to get killed by her someday .

[KittJT2]

what a cute kid

[purewhiterace]

Buy a better monitor for that kid.

[LethalLithiumLi]

to "meat his end" or fucking die?

[AltimotionPictures]

Nice kid, wish i played this game... wait no I don't cause shed kill me... Pirates ftw

[lilbigwill8]

Ok i wanna be in her corp lol so I won't hafta be on the wrong end of the killmail :D

[tangocolt02]

You're so awesome :)

[lonesoldier33]

*sends to CCP* :)

[KalaaQ]

Damn it... She will have so much SP when she grows up :)

So guys look out. She can kill you :)

[AahhCheezIt]

As soon as you smack someone in local and they say they are 5 your heart will sink as you remember this little girl

[ShinigamiAnger]

I want to join her corp \o/ :)

[SencneS]

I have two five year olds daughters, one likes playing EVE, and she is cut throat. Flies a passive shield drake around the belts. I left her alone for about 15 minutes and she wondered into a 0.4 attacking belt rats. I said "Oh honey! Go back to the gate, you're in a dangerous part of space." She said and I quote "Daddy....these red pirates are worth more, but the ones that blink are worth nothing.." 8|... I still don't know if she ganked someone or not..

[SencneS]

Explanation: - Just to let people know, I did check kill log, there was nothing. I believe she was attacked and repelled the attack, the pirate ran away or something because she said it disappeared but didn't drop a wreak.

[moralllo]

@SencneS aah omg thats funny lol, 5 year old ganking ^^

[smitony2]

ok, i recon she should fly slicers now, she wont be any worse than i am with it.

[BeatBoxingDog]

takes me about 2-3 hours to make 25mil she dod it in less that 10 mins

[bitwize]

Has Battle School picked up this kid yet?

[lowzor1990]

kids learn things faster that adults do so this is the reason n00bs will be n00bs and Skye will pwn their asses

[JamaicanMan18]

"well you know how your cereal has alot of minerals? well that ship is the same, when you kill it it is good for you!'

[sfdrf]

i crapped my pants... when i heard the locking sound... thats what i get for canflipping all the time

[OldColar]

Can she gank a Retriever in Hulkageddon 4? =P

[geramul]

A 5 year old is playing eve, that is amazing. The fact that she can do this makes me question how some new players can't figure this game out by themselves. Granted she's just doing simple things, and I assume you did teach her how to do this, but the fact that she can remember what to do is what strikes me as amazing.

[295414417]

some day the title will be "7yo Skye mining 24/7, compilation in 8 minutes" .

[Anyamar666]

PWNED !! omg lol .... awesome kid *G*

[reaktortitan]

Post a video of her suicide ganking please

[Mintchiplol]

"why?" "It... cause it just will"

[pilote111]

@Mintchiplol i found a Mintchiplol comment woohoo

[OttoVonStrunf]

I hope she is dont hate miners lol

[Leenskes]

Retribution?

[szyzyg]

@Leenskes She tells everyone that she'd flying a Punisher. Her character only has a couple of mllion SP

[jakeurevig]

where was this? what system and what security status?

[iamsuperpwnage]

lol cute... wait till she gets into the into a t2 frig XD how old is the video? and has she upgraded ship types? lol or is she still stuck on the punisher X)

[jakeurevig]

wow... 24 mil for a meta level 2. i wonder how much the anguis or ingenii ice harvester upgrades go for :P (meta 3 &4)

[renesisx686]

LAZZZZZARS!!! hahaha awesome vid keep up the hard work little one :)

[kylemaxwell]

I'm SO showing this to my 6yo daughter.

[Facsious]

This is hands down my favourite youtube vid so far. i lol'd a lot.

5 years, 100k sp and a bounty worth 24 million. Thats just brilliant. haha

[IHaveCandyGetIn69]

this is incredible, dad of the year!

"the yellow ones are bad"

"the yellow lasers? yes, because your ones are white, because your using multifrequency" - awesome

[d347hm4n]

Yallow LaZ0rs!!!

[GiantFuckinChannel]

Again, fail at parenting. Go out withyour kid instead of making it understand your addiction. Pathetic man :]

[masternerdguy]

@GiantFuckinChannel

making it understand

LOL

[TheKainMan]

@GiantFuckinChannel checked his other vids before such a statement?

[whiteshark121]

yeah, first killmail posted on here please, upload the vid and well troll the victim.

itll be even funnier than that dude who lost a dramiel to a badger the other day. oh boy did people mock him :D

eve-arena. c o m / e n c o u n t e r s / 4 1 4 2 8 1 1

[Hooray4raymond]

in like ten years shes gunna kill all of us with that char

[Mechagaiden]

haha, thats totally sweet ^^

I can hear the tension in your voice - "its a hauler spawn.. and O.O its rare ! and uh, dont let em get away ...! " lol.

grats on bringing up an awesome kid :)

[navyrayne]

CCP Fav'ed this vid, lol. :)

[szyzyg]

@Flarehappy09 - yes once she learns to read smacktalk she might have to take a holiday from the game until she gets a bit older.

[Andreus]

@szyzyg No no no, teach her to reply with extremely eloquent and well-worded put-downs. Then anyone who smacks in her presence can suffer the shame of getting verbally destroyed by a five-year-old.

[Supajawa22]

@Andreus

I'm not sure how many medals you've won for your ideas, but you deserve another for that one.

[Andreus]

@Supajawa22 Thank you, kind sir. *bows*

[MiniDevilDF]

@szyzyg But why? She could be an eve online and smacktalk prodigy! Plus she can farm you ISK while you are at work.

[blackjoker12]

@szyzyg Or if some one makes a Filter add on. all Chat will be blank so no way to read anything.

[millsy25084606]

scottish?

[Synnystr]

Awesome. ;)

[VerumAdNauseam]

Way better than watch tv.

[davelantor]

plays better than WoWers :P

ps. i would have entered the sisi server just to be in the safe side

"self-destruct" comes to mind :P

[legend101zelda]

You've got my vote. If you're the person who made the video, and is the same whose running for csm.

[szyzyg]

@legend101zelda yes we are one and the same - Vote Illectro for CSM!

[Wikkiter]

2 years time she will own 0.0

[mnidg84]

this is very cute

[Nerolus]

Your kid owns.

[dmhorus]

Go little one go! pwn those rats! You must be such a proud daddy :)

I for one welcome our new tiny corporate overlords.

[GunmadMadman]

Hero: Definition "Person who establishes Eve's dominance in future generations, by introducing it at a young age to gamers in the making."

I declare all other definitions obsolete.

[kaih8941]

this is awesome you are awesome

[jsquara]

Skye = epic pirate in teh making

[neila83uk]

hey dude where can we send donations of iskies? skye is now my fav eve player

[Martintheauthor]

The next generation of Pod-pilots!

[medicfrazier]

very cool!

[eqlipse333]

I read the title, and at first thought this would be a hilarious PvP video of some poor player-pirates getting killed by a 5 yo. :)

Still cute, though.

[szyzyg]

@eqlipse333 We're working on the PVP... but she has a habit of shooting 'friends'

[TheConestoga]

@szyzyg OMG this is amazing. Best of luck in the training looks like some serious progress since the last vid.

[metakaos]

@szyzyg With the right overview setup, that shouldn't be a problem.  I can't wait to see her first killmail. :)

[DeftCrowMk3]

I'm looking forward to her becoming an FC and calling primaries. Even if I get called, I'll gladly go down in a shiny fireball :)

[BonzaiR33]

Naaw, that's just to cute!

Gratz on the spawn! And GL with your EVE career Skye. o7

[DatYpsi]

hope she will not gank me in highsec next year o0 :-P

[JARman711]

wth????????

[capnazrael]

mmm... space cossacks...

[redstarisin]

behold eve for all ages

[spiffywilco]

That's absurdly adorable.

[Illianu]

@spiffywilco agree completely as soon as my child is old enough for books and games im teaching her 0.0 pirating... oh the lovely bragging rights my aprentice and i shall reep "cue dramatic maniacle laughter" ^ . ^

[rbtl90]

if you can explain EVE to a 5 year old...then nobody else has any excuse what so ever...CCP...no need to try tuning it down for all the "non-spacers" out there...

[KONAretro]

5yo....Has to be seen to be belived, she's great.

If...no, when she gets her 1st pvp kill please post the kill-mail so we can all troll her victim ;-)

[sorin7486]

@KONAretro hell yah ... that would be funny as hell

[megaman9307]

@KONAretro /agreed send evemail to "deathknight josh" or "spiritless one" i wanna troll her victims too, hahaha

[cheetah2548]

omg do u know what you have done? you are creating a future pirate who will form a corp and wardeck my allaince. look how innocent annikan skywalker was as a child but soon became the fall of the jeti empire. look out everyone in 5 more years she will enter in the pvp eve tournamnet lol great video

[vackillers]

love this, so cute.... she aint bad either lol

[omega464]

IMPRESSIVE.........you play better than some people I know lol.......congrates on the spawn :)

[skip8619]

"It's a punisher...." hahahahahahah

[Eadig]

Puts the Rage Quitters that can't figure out EVE to shame, doesn't it?

if a 5 yo an figure it out, everyone should be able to.

[cilayin]

@Eadig People over complicate eve. It really isn't that difficult at all.

[SilentKillayou]

Yarrrrrrrrr

[XeseroxEUR]

Epic Win!

[bebeoploki]

cool keyboard

[arek314]

@bebeoploki microsoft natural keyboard elite, the best I've ever used. Still goes strong ~10 years after I've bought it.

[whighamz]

probably a video of him playing lol

[audax333]

adorable!

and lucky.