25 puns in under 2 minutes!

[randomvideowatcher]

I enjoyed the pun-ishment. That was 2/3 of a pun (pu). It was a pun-aceous video. A set of jumper cables tries to walk into a bar. The door man stops it at the door and looks it over....he says you can go inside but don't start anything. A man walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm. He says I'll have a drink for me and one for the road.

[outsideaglass]

It's not a pun, but this is my favorite joke that I'm sure you'll love like I do! How do you get a turtle across a freeway? You take the f out of free and the f out of way. Think out loud. You'll get it. ;) Message me if you don't and I'll explain! And if you're not laughing you probably didn't get it. :)

[pgen1561]

I don't know why, but I laughed so hard at the Steinbeck pun. Haha "The wrath of grapes." Very punny.

[absolutelyaudrey08]

You remind me of hayley williams!

[knate44]

Mr. Spock, set your phaser to pun.

[AMusingNerd]

This happened about a year ago:

A friend of mine got so annoyed with my relentless punning during conversations that he threatened to throw me through a window if I continued. I said I could see straight through his threat. He wasn't happy.

[ecogeek234]

after that video your username should be robynisrarelypunny

[divicool72]

So I came here after Evan raved about you in vlog. I am sold. *subscribe*

[AdorianDeck]

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[Gamelover383]

Its very punny

[phoenix39]

Love the font joke. I'm a font geek.

[madelinimartini]

I was selling stories I wrote at an art show. My dad commented on how they were all sold out. I said, without realising the pun that it was a NOVEL idea.

[whirlized]

A medical student figured becoming a stripper would be a good way to pay her tuition. One night a man collapsed during her act. His friend yelled out "Is there a stripper in the house?!" The stripper thought that in the panic of the moment he meant to say "Is there a doctor in the house." So, jumping off her pole she came to their side and said "I'm almost a doctor!" At that the friend of the stricken man said "Great, but if you know any strippers call them: he's having a hard attack."

[evermoss1]

id pund your pussy

[mieze514]

hahaha PUNishment. Love your work ! :)

[StrawberrySchnall]

SHE RUBBED ME THE WRONG WAY. That pun was so wrong... but oh so right

[Tiwaking]

A chinese man flys for the first time from Hong Kong to New York City, but just as they are about to land the landing gear fails and the plane belly flops onto the runway. No one is hurt. When asked about his experience, the man replies "This is the first time I have been in an occident".

[Tiwaking]

Two people died in an old folks home after one of the female residents performed a strip tease. One had a heart attack and the other had a stroke.

[LittleWillow730]

Kudos! Fun & funny.

Have you read Get Thee to a Punnery or other books by Richard Lederer?

Happy New Year!

[Tubeistdan]

Someone told my father about a seagull they saw sitting on log floating along down a river. Stayed and stayed on the log long time until finally out of sight.

Dad, instant the description finished: "Maybe it was hatch-hiking."

[TommyKStudios]

that last one was GENIUS!!!!

[Metzgirl]

You used my best pun already =(

[alaricdogface]

I would have been a juggler but I didn't have the balls.

[Rockhopper1]

had to give my job in a elevator, too many up and downs...

[MrSmiles51]

added to my favorites

[billvado79]

last one was the best.

[0Nym0]

Oh man this is amazing.

[ollikenmaisey]

awesome video!

[crimsong19]

*chuckles* Pretty amusing, Robyn! :D

- Jason

[fizzylimon]

Why did Bach have 23 children? His organ had no stops.

[nicholas9999]

Lol !!

[kindofwhat]

Just told a joke to my manicurist…totally nailed it.

[BridgetIncognito]

I like the Steinbeck one best :)

[Beael96]

Your videos got me reading your books and finish NaNo. Thank you for that, @robynisalwaysfunny!

[itsamemyleo]

How have I only just stumbled across your channel?! You're brilliant! Great video. :]

[leapoffaith20]

Oh dear god. I'm not sure whether to laugh with you or just slap you.

[ssbfan2]

you should work for laffy taffy :P

[psycodollkiller666]

I love the hipster one. I'm still laughing...XD

[Gamelover383]

Lol love the fish 1

[chevyuzi]

Thumbs up if Adorian sent you here.

[nicciweasley]

Puns are THE BEST!

[SpellboundSama]

She ran away from the ball, why not try a mental hospital LOLOLOL those were brilliant XD

Aw man, I'm punless! :/

[AdorianDeck]

great job on this!

[yufffi]

26 cuz at the end



[blessedbyacurse]

I wish I knew more puns.

[dannerzme]

lol! how cool! Sadly, I have no puns.

[professortorcoolguy]

Why did the giraffe go to war? Because he got Giraffted

[thecindylorraine]

I don't get 11

What walks into a bar???

The rest are awesome.

[dannerzme]

@thecindylorraine I didn't get it at first, but after replaying it thrice I figured out she said "A font walks into a bar."

[SincerePraise]

Your mom got locked in the bathroom and peed herself.

[apeckofowls]

That was two thirds of a pun. PU.

[habojspade]

Can someone explain #16 to me?

[dannerzme]

@habojspade Intoxicated = InTALKsicated

[blessedbyacurse]

@habojspade She was "in-talks-icated"

[ScottKinmartinTV]

Now that was punny! ;)

[sasuke1on1]

reminds me of the vlogbrothers O.O lol

[dannerzme]

@sasuke1on1 She reminded me of John... the way he looks blindly into the camera, haha!

[nerdfighterbakergirl]

Also,

The teacher took away the rubber band gun. It was a weapon of math disruption.

"We don't serve your kind here!" said a bartender. A faster than light neutrino walks into a bar.

What did the alien puzzle say? "I come in pieces."

Real math: Area of a circle = (pi)r2

Real life: Pies are round.

Bobby was a bright kid, but Bobby is no more, 'cuz what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

I'm not sure if these are puns exactly, but they sure are groaners!

[dannerzme]

@nerdfighterbakergirl haha, I love acaddemic humor!

[nerdfighterbakergirl]

@pyrlimoo Well, it says she's rarely funny. It doesn't state anything about her being punny.

[mercyvaughn]

That was marvelous.

[MichaelMidnight]

:D :D :D :D

[InvisibleFlies]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender, "How much?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

[Tiwaking]

@InvisibleFlies A neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender says "We dont serve neutrinos in this bar" the neutrino replies "Hey, I was just passing through".

[baschfire]

I face palmed, but then i realized i loved every one of these jokes <_<

[blinkkandyoumissit]

I was facepalming until #25. Then I gave this video a thumbs up. BAH! SO PUNNY HAHA No not really.

[jackandjuice]

Why do landlubbers make terrible singers?

They can't hit the high seas.

[robandbobx2]

Robyn! I need to chose a pen name for my novel! My entire life I have loved the word haberdasher. Would you be terriably offended if my name was henseforth Axom Haberdasher. If you say no ill pick something else

[PolesitterPictures]

Descartes walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender asked, "Can I get you a beer?" Descartes replied, "I think not." All of a sudden, POOF! He vanished.

^It's not mine, but it's definately one of my favorite puns... in existence.

^That one, on the other hand, was mine. Oh, knee-slappers...

[detco3]

The wrath of grapes was most definitely my favorite...

[jamesberandom]

This is the best.

[kayleighkill]

this was outstanding!

[pyrlimoo]

Your username is a lie!

[professortorcoolguy]

@pyrlimoo It should be Robynisalwayspunny

[mikedelgado8888]

lol

[xjx2]

Robynisrarelyfunnyexcept4today­sheissuperfunny.

[insertnamehereftw]

My sister was very hyper, which was odd because she had some problems with low iron. It was ironic.

[outsidergirl]

Robyn, your hair looks lovely today. :)

[WestsideProductionz]

You are great ~

[alienhddna]

what did the transexule did when he pulled his pant down and found out he did have a penis any more nut a vagina he had a big smile on his face all day long

[GAcube]

puntastic!

[dangerouslytalented]

That is a punnet of them.

[saltwatertaffynlife]

25 puns in under 2 minutes? MORE LIKE THE BEST 2 MINUTES OF MY LIFE. I love puns. SO MUCH.

[WhoLikesMusic]

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[42hermy]

1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!111!