First-Person Shooter Trial

[darknaruto604123]

rocket jumping sounds awfully familiar

[AidanTheSnipah]

@1nSovi3tRussi4 it's a joke about a book called to kill a mockingbird, also about a trial

[skatinghippo366]

To kill a gaming nerd

[1nSovi3tRussi4]

@skatinghippo366 Wtf are you talking about huh?

[Ubergoober36]

1:08 Louis C.K.?

[destroyerxx9xx]

R u talking about halo because jeep= warthog. rocket launcher . On halo 2 there the jump on the spiny thing and to get up u use a explosive jump. That eagle sign u see everywhere. And everybody t-bags something in halo

[arowley97]

Kat should be on trial for driving off clifts

[ziosuna]

finished the mission on easy.... fuckin noob

[YourEvermore]

@MrTheTomahawk

The defendants black..so what? Obviously theyre not trying to be racist..they play video games too. Its just a video..if they were saying sterotypical things and crackong black jokes, itd be different

[efd23]

Why were the White guys always the lawers?

[FALCN7468]

Why is it allways the Black Guy

[joepdoerr]

@klumpersuper your the most illiterate crappy speller i have ever seen

[Rikomag]

@joepdoerr You're* illiterate, crappy* I*.... Also no full stop. Fail.

[klumpersuper]

lawyer: Do u think a man who teabagged his own team should be free inn ten years?

Wictim: No sir

Lawyer: Do u think a man who murdered AND teabagged his own team should be free inn then years?

Wictim: No sir

Lawyer: Then what do u think should happen, what would be a fair sentence? Do u think he deserved to die mister smith? ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Wictim: YES I THINK HE DESERVE TO DIE AND I THINK HE SHOULD BURN INN HELL!

- they should have added that :D

[wool770]

@klumpersuper Dude you are absolutely terrible at spelling. Wictim SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME ten is THEN IN THE SECOND SAYING THE LAWYER SAID

Please just please get a better 3RD GRADE EDUCATION

[klumpersuper]

@wool770 ehm, im not

[klumpersuper]

@wool770 wow, calm down on the caps, sorry if i offended u, im not from an english speaking country :P

[TheZipper321]

One of my favorites

[Jacobskeens15]

Check out my videos! Ill talk about anything you guys want to talk about just subscribe and ask!

[FadedMagz]

@Winfenity Since when is there 110%?......... your must have like a Masters in Mathematics bro.

[Periculous22]

@FadedMagz Ahem... a Doctorate.

[Greenwood2192]

HALO!! fuck the escort missions!

[datafreak667]

I can clear this trial up you see, I AM THE MODERATOR

[Winfenity]

If trials like this were real 55% of the worlds population would be in jail. the 55% of people not in jail are girls who dont play video games, people who dont know what video games are and pedofiles (stupid idiots think 12 year old girls are more fun than video games)

[Izzetmaster]

@Winfenity Nice math, bro.

[20048666]

@Winfenity Very nice math indeed.

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

@Winfenity ... nice math man.

[PeachesAndSkeet]

@Winfenity You should contact the guys at the occupy protests. They've got it all wrong.

[Needlepimp84]

4:09 is the best part ..... y r u guys so gullible

[MrTheTomahawk]

.....Why does the defendant have to be black?????

[neverfearchrisishere]

@MrTheTomahawk ... There were guns and he wasn't the first to die - so ofcourse he was the bad guy.

[MorinaLucine]

What a T-bagger....t bagger...

[killerx10001]

thumb up if wkuk brought you here

[Macemack]

Im going a little ROTC ranty, but they said "intergalactic marines" and they use mainly airforce and army ranks.

[OTOOTOO2]

press CC than transcribe audio than wait and press ok laugh historically tatatattat :D:D:D

[TheThreedudesclub]

This video gave me uber lolz

[swimlikecrazy]

3:05 LMFAO

[clickthisway327]

@swimlikecrazy it's 3:04

[gorillazstylo]

haha 2 shoot at those DANGEROUS explosive barrels

[TehVGBoyz]

Teabagged.

[allblue88]

was i the only one who predicted the abruptly fast "guilty" from the judge?

[Ryalnotch]

"Thehehe,, NICE!" LOL

[greenarrow0619]

i apologize to the space marine i killed for ammo and the ones i ran over with a warthog

[ZacharyShields]

at 2:47 i was about to start to cry but at 3:00 i was cracking up like helllll LOL!

[MaximumGKB8]

3:20

He all agreeing to the speech Wtf hahaha

[MaximumGKB8]

hahaa with his fist hahaa

[circuitboi117]

So me

[familyoftheguy]

That's how I play always. :D

[orcman21]

I love how there was an add for CoD before the video!

[cblakewagner]

thumbs up if thats how u play too sometimes!! ROFL!!!!

[djbodySG]

it seems kinda racist that the defendant was black

[ILikePwningNoobs]

@djbodySG no. how was it?

[SuperZac8]

@djbodySG must not feed the troll

[Ashinator5000]

NICCEEEE

[legoeggo1518]

you should have told him you put it on hard than he wouldn't fuck with you. only noobs go on easy.

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@legoeggo1518 I playthrough a game first on normal... never anything under that. If I did, it wouldn't be nearly as challenging, and just... I'd feel overpowered. Then after I go through again on the hardest difficulty because I now know what to do on all the parts of the game! =)

[SuspenseSmith]

"There is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork." - Simon Pegg, Hot Fuzz

[SuspenseSmith]

That's why you just kill the other guys, that way they can't prosecute.

[AqualohA]

Awww lame...

[richiachu]

...still not as bad as being a hacker

[misterStevePikk]

Anyone else flashbacked to playing Halo: CE?

[killbetokill]

I completed the mission.... on easy....

[MikeIvensky]

4:04 video length not found.

[flobbadobb3000]

im glad NPC's aren't people. cos i teabag dead friendly npc's alot!!! and shoot then, cut them. hit them with rockets ect... LOL

[Micbo2k10]

That was so true!

[jerrywalmer]

GAME OVER

[MRmr011]

3:00 Anyone else totally guess that

[Crazylogan101]

It's Mr Stevens!!!!

[TheCaptainAlmight131]

They called him a private, but he wears Corporal ranks.

[stall3me]

all because he was black

[nhall022]

I hate escort missions. . . XDDD

[superawesomedrum]

YES! NRGHAAAAA!!!

[pyro637]

I hate it when the top comment spoils the ending.

[DarkNinja24k]

If I were an NPC I'd hate player characters too

[870WM34W4Y]

ive got the same sweater as the defendant minus the sewn on the badges, soooooo comfy

[nice9008]

"...on easy"

so thats why he was being a jerk

[enternameheretrolol]

anyone notice the judge at 3:13 in the backround?

[Aussierager21]

He should have rage quit at the end

[iWickednAwesome]

Messi!!!!

[jayman1229]

I hate escort missions too lol

[MrHenners101]

1:30 is the best bit :P

[whackamole31]

hes talking about the scarab gun in Halo 2. spoiler alert

[toy741life]

aww lame.. lol

[Secretagentblair2016]

Uber lulz

[Sulpine01]

This makes me want to fuck around more in a FPS campaign... :D

[range4u55]

awww lame!

[HarperBlade]

NICE!!

[DevilDoqq]

He is a hero to all gamers. I salute you

[Alshizl]

haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha­! nice!



[sjs497]

Aww lame I'll just restart lol

[zerozhack]

LMFAO!!!

[blazeblue31]

That shit is hi-larious man!!

[patjr6375]

The jugde face at the end priceless

[prof1292]

LOL ... I finished the mission on easy .... ROFL

[urwetdreamz]

2:39 Ahston Kutcher

[keilxkey2255]

Oh shit, I am reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally guilty...

[PineappleGamer12]

Lol I remember shooting my own marines and getting killed by them in Halo CE.

[skipperamerica]

@jonnie8547, oh are you familiar with Galactic Marines? You herped, when you should have derped.

[Scoutingforgirls2]

Rage quit

[MrLynes5]

@TheEloeo you i guess are a noob

[jabooper]

@MrLynes5 he i guess was joking

[daggertail1000]

haha the xmas couple 2:30

[L3w157]

GULITY!

[zackattack808]

"But I completed the missions...on easy. And in the end, isn't that all that matters?"

I LOLed so hard XD

[henkekk]

@zackattack808 not even what he said you fucking moron

[xMrBomba]

@zackattack808 Spoiler!

[DeadJuicebox]

@NoahBrown118

[DeadJuicebox]

@jonnie8547

[aaronharun]

this is about halo lol the rocket launcher part is talking about a halo 2 cheat where u get the scarab gun/ reminds me of playing xbox lol

[pashaahsj]

03:56 - SHIT JUST GOT REAL LOL

[gunterman007]

pause at 0:10

[tifforo1]

Since when do captains have three stars on each shoulder?

[secdeal]

EUGENE, I GOT THIS

[qwertypower9]

This makes me never want to fuck around in an FPS campaign again... D:

[ChokedByRainbows]

@TrueFireAnt There were several things pointing to the fact that this is Halo.

[MsFreakbot]

Good I was worried they would let him off the hook.

[Th3GoldenGam3r]

Sentence?

[MasterOphSky]

Press 5 to find out why COD is so popular.

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

Press 7 for epic fapping.

[kill505051]

dang it he shoulda been innocent

[TurnKeyDJ12]

if only halo was like this

[ChokedByRainbows]

@jonnie8547 United Nations Space Command. They have their own ranking system.

[TrueFireAnt]

@ChokedByRainbows What does this have to do with Halo?

[apocalipsenerd]

"GUILTY!" "Aww, Lame." lol

[XxFunkyGamer98xX]

sparta T-Bag at 3:00

[Maxxxxzz]

1:43 Sounds like Gordan Freeman, this should've been of Half-Life. Him and the scientists saying "Yea man, he waved a gun in our face and told us to walk into that blue laser!"

[Tijenater]

This is pretty much a play by play of how I play halo.

[tsbeck4]

I love the face when he says guilty lol

[tsbeck4]

I love the face when he says guilty lol

[TheUnionPress]

I like how people are freaking out about the uniforms its a parody about video games calm down

[yrnehs1027]

nevermind

[yrnehs1027]

He says ugene got this but when he signs his name in bullets it says MIKE

[xthunder123]

@yrnehs1027

ugene is the lawyer

He says "ugene I got this"

[Roosterteethfan911]

my descreption of every CoD player

[Salien1999]

I swear I get put in this trial every day when I accidentally betray a five year old on halo... except it only lasts a millisecond.

[Sapphique12]

Halo

[jordow1998]

What game were they ripping off

[shadesn1per]

once again mixing military uniforms....Marine Corps sweater as well as Service Alpha uniform, with Air force ranks, and you don't even put anything on the sweater, then they called eachother soldiers, but they're supposed to be marines, not Army. And the stars on the Lt. general's uniform are supposed to be silver. AND he's not a captian. Why are more airforce patches on marine uniforms....it's offensive

[degree7]

@shadesn1per

*Galactic marines you idiot, lol

[dylcal1]

click 7, thats what i say to women after i fuck them

[ItsVulgar]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH collage humour let me get something to drink

[starkiller1289]

DO BE PAT CASSELS!

(in this vid only)

[BigM33100]

I only t bag the enemy

[ChloeLee1969]

haha easy mode

[littlestpope]

A ha ha, this is everyone!

[Luneck1]

3 star general. Call him a captain... What?

[Sully0020]

cuba gooding jr!

[tunerfreak1994]

he sounds like my friend's brother reason for play halo, then he does everything this guy did.

[ENDXOMEN]

i still finished the mission..on easy XD

[poonageguy]

3:04 best "NICE" ever

[hockeyjonny07]

when i realised this was about halo, 2 minutes in i started to get the jokes

[Pearlipod]

This is what I do in halo everyday :)

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

1:10

Louis CK's brother.

[supermido1995]

boring as fuck

[PichuSkywalker]

HEY, its Docter Kockter ;D

[MrEPICWolf]

If the defendant was announced as a Galactic Marine Corps Sargent, then why did the General call him a Private?

[DashOfRainbow]

143 instances of teamflashing, and 32 teamkills. 25 to life.

[crocgator44]

GUILTY

[nick800123]

@AviciHell Scam

[Zcdbike]

He's such a noob

[Roronoa2zoro]

Clearly not a current-gen thing 'cause he got to carry more than two weapons.

[NoahBrown118]

Tea bag at 3:00

[replacementsfan17]

@NoahBrown118 thumbs up for getting the joke

[TheEloeo]

@NoahBrown118 Really? I haven't noticed, could you tell where exactly the said teabag is located?

[NakdPandaArsonist]

1:10 Dr. Cockster :D

[BIGcatoe]

@Jesuskrieger and being referred to as "Captain"

[jonnie8547]

Marines with Air Force ranks?

[Jesuskrieger]

@jonnie8547 noticed that too. not to mention the red head being a lieutenant general and a tech. sgt. at the same time lol

[CrazyMalone]

@jonnie8547 more like chair force.

[taserking1]

@jonnie8547 galatic marine

[taserking1]

@jonnie8547 plus the AF does not have privates they have Airmen

[samtaekwondo123]

@jonnie8547 What do you expect? It's Collegehumor. I doubt they would actually spend the time to understand military customs & rank.