Steve Ballmer - Developers

[PublicEnemy04]

Why is he sweating so much? He might be a little too excited o_o

[Tred0z]

I liked it when Steve started to bust a move.

[NOWANGSTA]

Really?

[1DanKness1]

I wonder if that old tube teleprompt at 0:18 had that chant scripted?

[KingBakura]

As a mediocre green software developer, I feel happy he's talking about me!!!!!!!!!!

[setoravenclaw]

What a fucking asshole this guy is, he was fucking DYING on stage anyway.

[willie498]

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

[Noctis149]

He would make a good sweating comedian.

[huntermhaxx]

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELPR DEVLEOPR DEVELR DELVEOR DERFVDRT

[limosince2007]

THE BALLOT FIRST THE BALLOT FIRST THE BALLOT FIRST THE BALLOT FIRST THE BALLOT FIRST THE BALLOT FIRST THE BALLOT FIRST THE BALLOT FIRST THE BALLOT FIRST THE BALLOT FIRST

[mikeyhahaha]

Drunk tank

[topazexploder]

So this is why i got a mac because the people who design it are not nuts.

[TheGamblingApocalyps]

@topazexploder

The people that buy it are. It's overpriced PC hardware.

[terretsforever]

Drunk tank

[nico89abc]

while(true) printf(" Developers! ");

[XR269]

He's the best ad Apple ever had. Fuck Bald fuck is the essence of Microsoft.

[LukHilt]

it's funny because he is sweat

[CynicalVision]

What year was this guys?

[ndrunkenTeddy]

Yes!

[Jitterskull]

O_o Fuck computers, I'm getting a culculator.

[wiseman900]

HOLY ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pulits]

Ballmer > Jobs (sweat included)

[beinyourguard]

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[TheShachimaru]

I thought of flagging this shit as inappropriate... For the kids. I'd rather they watch two camels f**k.

[buzookabob]

He may be crazy, but he's got a million views, he got the crowd on it's feet, and people still talk about this. Damn solid marketing.

[jpoff]

@buzookabob That is to say that this is making a positive impression. What I am getting is that he is disgusting, sweats to much, and is begging for people to develop for the losing OS.

[ravirekhs]

@buzookabob Wrong. This isn't marketing. If he shows his bare b*tt, probably million more visitors will view it, but they won't be impressed for buying Windows just watching it.

This is wrong marketing. Though Bill Gates will remain idea thief, who never had original idea, but still I think he would have driven MS lot better than this crab.

[MewCat100]

@ravirekhs The entire industry was built on theft. The only original work came from Xerox.

[Lilihieraax]

@MewCat100 that is true to an extent, more like sharing. and yes, also some stealing

[Slappwned]

Is it ok if i got a boner from this?

[InsGadget6]

I believe he had a heart attack, but to his credit he just kept on pumpin'.

[2enchant]

Develop dees mutha fukin nutts!

[MajorasMask1213]

Steve Ballmer: 80% Sweat, 5% human, 15% developers.

[sebaev]

Ugly !

[zgpirate]

He is a moron

[MrBobSwerski]

look at that crowd, he's a master lol.

[rpkziruvar]

Man I don't get that sweaty even when I do cardio..wtf lmao

[yummybummy69]

seriously needs mental help.

[iVideoHDPlus]

★★★★★ Best of Steve Ballmer: /watch?v=7r6Yn3CEx9w ★★★★★

[MrSqinty]

THE BELL PUSH THE BELL PUSH THE BELL PUSH THE BELL PUSH THE BELL PUSH THE BELL

[XSC3]

who said sit down???

[EugenaDeneenxe408]

na is ja lustig

[slumpyklump]

I liked the part where he said "developers"

[LegoLoverFilms]

If you type "Developers developers" into Wikipedia, it takes you to the Steve Ballmer page xD

[felipealmeidamendes]

who?

[showlegacy619]

lolz he is getting nerves saying that lolz

[Furyconquest]

listen to this whole video with your eyes closed.... you hear the most weirdest stuff

[SuperKing123]

I'm not sure what Steve is trying to say here.

[RoryNguyetxi938]

ey ich bin blond

[KlausM81]

THIS is MOTIVATION...i love him

[oneSZIK]

sweaty betty

[MrPie45678]

It seems he lost about a gallon of sweat........

[MKar98K]

and money

[xDarkness227]

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[Rmuiny]

Thumbs up if u heard this beacuase of The Epic Criken!!!

[Guiyo344]

uhhh.... yes, yes, developers...

[lochnessie233]

sweat much?

[MysteryManX22]

..and thus Linux was born.

[vampirebadger95]

DRUNK TANK

[skaruts]

I have a feeling he sweats less for banging his wife than for yelling that word repeatedly like a lunatic...

[skaruts]

The title of this video should be "Steve Ballmer having an orgasm"

[spamdude1]

Has he ever commented on his own antics?

[wisbetwilsion]

He is like a English teacher.

[Joeaho]

DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT

[mrbrockpeters]

@Joeaho ANTIPERSPIRANT! ANTIPERSPIRANT! ANTIPERSPIRANT! ANTIPERSPIRANT!

[bocskai98]

@Joeaho

:))))))))))

[eroluydu]

@Joeaho

[flashpeter625]

@Joeaho You mean ANTIPERSPIRANT, right?.

[MetalBru01]

@Joeaho STOLEN COMMENT STOLEN COMMENT STOLEN COMMENT STOLEN COMMENT STOLEN COMMNET

[Permafrost38]

the creepy thing is not Ballmer himself but that all Developers admire him. Reminds me pretty much of Joseph Goebbels.

[roccobaroccoSC]

He's nuts!

[argebarse]

Stay away from cocaine, kids

[themallheros]

What you didn't know about this clip was right before he came on stage he chewed up a mouthful of Percocet and slammed 7 shots of Wild Turkey and was blasting Night Ranger's "You Can Still Rock in America".

[patrick43215]

wear a black shirt next time bud...

[BoxingJamma]

whats developers?

[XwmaEgw]

His dream was to be a rockstar...now he's enjoing it in a similar way...

[bubonicbieber]

A guy with that much money should be able to afford deodorants.

[porkwilliam]

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[adnanahmed316]

I was so small when i watched this first time... I didn't get it then! I still don't get it!! LOL

[protozerox]

dude can sweat like a motherfucker...

[dripz167]

Premature Perspiration at its worst.

[Chrissib1989]

developers! developers! developers! developers! developers! developers! developers! developers! developers! developers! developers! developers! developers! developers!

yes!

[1dayitwillmake]

DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT!

[criticismsociety]

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[tbverrall]

HOLY FUCK THAT DUDE IS SWEATY

[X3ROX45]

I'm getting a mac..

[staffersteward]

@X3ROX45 Give him sign your mac then. :D

[NoDakBees]

@X3ROX45 With fries and a coke?

[mikaelsyska]

@X3ROX45 I feel sorry

[classicboyir]

@X3ROX45 Cause u r not a DEVELOPER. You are an asshole :)))))

[AlkaloidsAreFun]

Slow down before you give yourself a stroke!

[BarryDong]

"The bell has burst, the bell has burst, the bell has burst, the bell has burst, the bell has burst, the bell has burst, the bell has burst, the bell has burst"

[matler87]

the Hitler of Microsoft xD

[Success881]

Not a good move to pick a blue shirt.

[DrewpyDog7]

The melon burst, The melon burst, The melon burst, The melon burst, The melon burst...

[Xenomorph292]

I am waiting for him to say "White Power"

[eatmyshorts2007]

god do i miss bill :'(

[charmander4533]

fat sweaty guy says 'developers' for 20 seconds straight.

over a million views.

what

[SillyGoose4555]

@charmander4533 He's the CEO of Microsoft.

[xmripper]

this must be my phone ringtone.

[madoulounou]

Get a Mac people...



[Hawkisnoob]

@madoulounou mac has no games

[SirBlendalot]

@madoulounou I pity tha Macs.

[Zoomer30]

Everyday Ballmer wakes up and checks his bank account....explains why he acts that way.

[Zoomer30]

About the mid way point..riiight..THERE! That my friends is a heart attack. Wow, I've herd of arm pit stains but daaaamn ELBOW pit stains? The man could stand to lose...3 or 4...hundred pounds...just saying, he's death walking, it's shocking Jobs died before him.

[Byrnzi360]

Jesus... Christ. Look at those pit stains! Honest to God, what the Hell is all that about!

[AUAirForce]

Stupid Microsoft.

R.I.P Steve Jobs </3

[TOMMY95215]

@AUAirForce You again. FUCK OFF.

[AUAirForce]

@TOMMY95215 ROOOOFL :'( Haha! Am everywhere ;p

[TOMMY95215]

@AUAirForce You sure are mate, what you got against Microsoft though? Both apple and Microsoft are amazing and have worked together many times. You should respect complete retards such as steve ballmer

[buho06]

What an idiot!

[dindostar1]

Se i pirla volassero gli darebbero da mangiare con la fionda :-)

[keysofanxiety]

There were two people who helped sell the most Apple products.

1) Steve Jobs

2) Steve Ballmer

After my friend saw this sweaty turd spit his bullshit, he was immediately converted. =P

[aphor]

2 minutes before this was taped, stage managers helped him apply 20 nicotine patches to his inner thighs while he smoked a mexican speedball.

[jwgeezer]

The guy is such a prize cock.

[manco82]

Nice sweat stains!

[LTlKUSHl21]

STEVE SAID THANKS FOR THE DEVELOPMENTS,DUDE SAID DONT SWEAT IT!

[njitgradstudent]

We live on a rock in the middle of the universe and this small molecular piece of energy made me think that we live on a rock in the middle of the universe with small pieces of molecularity charged particles - others charged more frequently than others.

[krissmus]

@njitgradstudent lol i have no idea what you are trying to say

[delmodet]

I downloaded a song and I was going to listen to it when suddenly i hear DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS mixed with some hardcore metal effects

[proudy97]

This is kind of embarrassing to the company. This guy is the CEO! You'd never see Steve Jobs or any other CEO running around on stage yelling and pouring with sweat!

[MrFpsBaby]

he sure is enthusiastic

[JakeTheFakeReal]

I idolize this man.

[tagaratzu]

The Bell at First?!

[kakha1974]

Hahaha nice funny moments, cool man :-))

[jakx50ha]

COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE !!! YEAH LOL

[wesscoast]

I guess technically his wife is a 'developer' of... children?

Ew... Bad image

[mmfarahat1]

loooool

[muriac98]

Is her wife gonna belive him when she asks where the f*** does he come from??

[sorin1009]

Developers, developers, developers.

Apple hates developers, developers, developers.

[Thekiknation]

my favrite part is when he said develepors

[SpartanKitteh0659]

Did he run out of breath?.. yes that was a fat joke..

[EMaster9]

I liked the part where he said "developers"

[WeEatBrainz]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

[xEle360x]

He didn't stress his point enough. If he wanted developers he should have just said that.

[SaiakuShunshin]

someone shoot that crazy fuck plz.

[mario1136]

The dollar purse The dollar purse The dollar purse The dollar purse The dollar purse

[SomeUser9753]

Developers ! YEahahaahahhhaa

[SomeUser9753]

This is a cult :). Damn illuminati.

[TheRedHotFuzz]

This guy is a multi-billionaire. How's that for depressing?

Ah life, you have a cruel sense of humor.

[3rdsnowleopard]

I like the part where he says "Developers".

[WildWald]

What about a happy end for this event? Something like a dance, hmm, maybe Gloria Gaynor "I will survive?" rsrs

[shmorider]

someone needs to make a 10 hour vid

[mat9461]

Windows have way more software Developers than the Mac OS X in Games. Developers FTW

[bsimp07]

@mat9461 Wait, for years you windows fanboys have been saying that PC's are "real" computers and Macs are "toys", yet here you are touting more GAMES for PC's? Which is it?

[mat9461]

@bsimp07 Windows have way more software Developers PERIOD i said it go on Google and research who has more software Devolopers and Fuck u for calling me a fanboy did i say apple sucks did i say Macs are toys i hate people like u that dont use ur fucking eyes and read properly like u bsimp07.

[bsimp07]

@mat9461 oooh U mad!?! I suspect you hate everybody so I don't really care.

[mat9461]

@bsimp07 read it over again and use UR Eyes. 0.0 = EYES if u dont know

[mat9461]

@bsimp07 no i hate people who don't use there EYES and read stuff what is clearly says

[mat9461]

@bsimp07 HOW do i hate everybody answer at once.

[rub702]

Well, you can now call your friends phone and have Steve Ballmer yell into their ears! Go to DomoKunCall -dot- com

[AutisticPersona]

Someone make this into a remix PLEASE!!!!

[TWINClanGameVids]

Whoa... I liked the part where he cheered DEVELOPERS

[madrat355]

Someone should count how many times he says developers

[DarkLadyC96]

@madrat355 14 times

[Xizcoify]

@madrat355 he said it about 16 times :P

[JakeLex]

I have no idea how he didn't get the hell shocked out of him with his mic in the middle of that lagoon on his chest.

[asitmc]

filthy ass.....get a laser treatment to remove all the sweat glands or something dude...or at least around the arm pit area.

[tolgaalp1]

second nazizm

[Dilo22]

With all those people in there it must be like a fucking oven o_o

[j2n]

Yes!

[orcundotme]

130 designer.

[Aspire85]

Haha, his jaw looks like it gurns a couple of times. Anyone know if this meatball is on the coke?

[keeler1160]

What is the original video of this stage?

[mrramsook]

130 macbook fans.

[UserWithoutAnyName]

130 Microsoft executives voted this down.

[youneedtofloss]

red vs blue anyone?

[ProMinecraftJoe]

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[beinyourguard]

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[metallicaofhammet]

@beinyourguard LMAO

[Gh0stBlade]

o.o Someone's thinking they're bad xD

[AProperLad]

Seems like a case of Hyperhydrosis to me