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  • I am afraid of water.

    The likely hood of being alone forever is only bad because you will die and won't be alone either.

  • Yep, I'm one of the shut down types, don't start a relationship, no problems getting dumped :-) .... as the sports cliche goes, it is what it is.

  • I personally LOVE being single. I just don't have any interest/want a relationship/girls. I'm not gay. I just prefer to be single. :) <3

  • ya little pervs ;) lmao!

  • Fuck love all you need is a couch and a beer ;)

  • I'm not lonely I got porn.lol

  • And talk like her:o

  • You look like michelle phan ._.

  • Love is the man s only weakness.better to be alone

  • @MoarteaMG LOL. I wouldn't go that far. We'd still start wars for money and power even if there were no vaginas in the world.

  • But some people DESIRE to be 'forever alone'...at least we schizoids do..

  • But what if it's not just bf/gf relationships that you fail at? what if you fail at family and friend and community relationships??? OMG WHAT DO YOU DO THEN!!!??? D':

  • I havent been in a relation ship for like 7 years, I would like to be in one but it doesn't particularly bother me anymore I haven't closed down as it were. I flrut very occasionally and very VERY occasionally ask someone out on a date but nothing comes out of it. give it another 3 years and Ill probably have put it up as a lossed course though, I think after 10 years of trying something you have the right to.

  • Fuck it, as a girl speaking, I'm 20, a virgin and I've had only one boyfriend. I went to an all girls school and turned out to be a bit of a boy hater. I could totally go on without another boyfriend. I have very few friends, but they're oh so awesome.

  • @EvlynArrow "I went to an all girls school and turned out to be a bit of a boy hater." Typical white american girl. Nothing new here.

  • @MaJiahuo I'm from Portugal.

  • @MaJiahuo LOL fail...

  • im 26,.... i will be forever alone :(

  • *sigh* this video makes me feel forever alone...

  • 1:27-1:31 wow I last longer than her like 18 minutes longer so if we were to fuck she'd get off 10 times to my 1.

  • Huh...I don't really have relationships, but I rarely get lonely. It's not a fear of being hurt so much as a fear of being chained to someone I find increasingly horrible but can't escape. This is quite a rational fear, and given slight nature of the benefit of prolonged companionship the cost/benefit analysis is clear. Fear of being alone, like most fears, can make you cover your bases at terrible cost. Observe couples with an objective eye...seriously.

  • @Snakepliskinist dude, just cuz ur a hermit doesnt mean the rest of are. i personally would like a family one day.

  • @rktguy Hey man, if you "need people," that's cool. I have noticed that all the people I went to high school with look ridiculously decrepit and haggard compared to me, and they all have families. You can look at that two ways, I suppose: 1. They live more in the same time or 2. Dealing with other people drains the crap out of you. But caveat emptor, that's all I'm saying.

  • @Snakepliskinist well, having a family can do that to you, no doubt about it. but if u really click with the family, then the end result is all worth it

  • Will you ever show your boobs??

  • @UntakenNick Yes I will. Like em small and firm, but hairy?

  • @Snakepliskinist Sorry.. I prefer boobs that match eyes in number. Nothing personal.

  • @UntakenNick You say that now, but if you met that three-breasted chick from Total Recall you'd change your tune.

  • @Snakepliskinist Actually she has three eyes, you'd never guess where she has the third one. And if you think it's not possible then remember it's as possible as having three tits.

  • Since when does anything you say hold any kind of weight or authority? You're a woman. You don't know a single thing at all.

  • @foottothenuts u know bro, ur screen name is the exact thing that you need. a good kick in the balls. oh wait, you dont have any, do you justin?

  • @rktguy Fight me faggot.

  • @foottothenuts sorry, i dont hit women

  • @rktguy I'm not a girl you fucking nigger.

  • I do not believe humans can be happy without sexual companionship. Pets can help but cannot substitute for human interaction. Offspring for female is comparable.

  • @mba2ceo there's plenty of people who are living proof that your belief is wrong, including myself. there's asexual people in the world who don't even want sex and are still happy, and there's people like me who have overcome depression by giving up on pursuing relationships. just because you can't be happy without sex doesn't mean other people can't.

  • Blah blah blah. Wanna bang?

  • Laci please tell me your not one of those fucking girls that just found out what memes are this year and doesnt know how to use them the right way on facebook

  • I think it's the excessive desire we experience which causes us pain and suffering. Desire causes us to become attached and loss of an attachment is what causes suffering. Think about it, the last time you lost something you really loved or felt attached to, your wallet, your keys, your pet...what was the feeling you felt? Chances are your mind went into catastrophe mode the further the loss felt imminent. We crave things too much and that leads us to suffering. Things don't last forever though.

  • @SuperboyXX0018 bro ive been a loner for 3 years (n still am) and its got pretty old pretty fuckin fast. hell everytime u leave the house, what do u see? guys n girls hookin up left right n center. now if i was living up on some godforsaken mountaintop then i wouldnt have a problem. but when im reminded every fucking day by the people around me on what im missing out on, i cant help but wonder, "when will it be my turn? fuck, will i even GET a turn?"

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  • I never minded being alone until I fell in love with him and was too cowardly and afraid of wrecking a friendship to admit it. Now I don't mind. Thank you, Laci.

  • This doesn't get better as grow up.I'm 32 and despite having goals in my life (career, money, property), the #1 pressure that colleagues (for society itself does not really 'exist' except as a backdrop of untraceable events) is to get married or have a girlfriend.HEY PIEPANTS WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED HEY PIEPANTS GET A GIRLFRIEND

    "Surprisingly" this comes from people who are already married or about to get married.I tell them that I'm going to hawai'i next year. They tell me to forget that.Hmm...

  • Not being able to remember being a child I can only hypothesize that a lack of personal achievements leads to viewing Hollywood defined goals as a surrogate for achievement. Newsflash-it does not. If you are a parent please teach your children to have a sense of self-worth and to pursue goals with positive esteem as a consequence.

  • wanna bang her

  • I try to think of being alone as a blessing instead of a problem. It's easier being alone. I mean, I'm not just gonna cry about being "lonely" and wallow in my self-pity.

  • I never really thought of being alone as a problem...

  • Nice Tits

  • FORVER ALONE! artige, Y U taking over youtube?

  • The pain of being alone doesn't compare to loosing a loved one and mourning their death. The solution is to accept lonliness

  • @Jiggerot "Tis better to have loved and lost / Than never to have loved at all."

  • @iLike2scream7 that's a cliche fallacy.

  • @Jiggerot It's better than feeling sorry for yourself. Loss is a fact of life.

  • @iLike2scream7 I agree; I'm happy

  • @Jiggerot I am posative they would want you to live and be happy for them and not live in hell because of them. I share your greef and wish you the best.

  • wow im the one that never tries to get into a relationship cuz i think its pointless. i never realized it was a problem

  • I'm going to miss my boyfriend, he wants to be in an open relationship and I don't want that. I'll always think about him. <3

  • Dude this chick has jhon travolta's jaw line fap fap fap fap

  • @tazzking77 wtf no...

  • @vangoghlicious Lol just look at it, are you blind?!?!?! 8U

  • Interesting that you mentioned The Little Mermaid; as the original story was actually horribly depressing.

  • @Atarius what happened :O

  • @Rubixcubexx well it's a long story but here's the nutshell version. She drinks a potion from a witch that will grant her legs as she wants to get back to the prince she saved and loves who never saw her. The legs though will suffer horrible pain and she won't have a soul unless she can get her true love to return that love. Otherwise at daw she'll die  She also had to pay her tongue for the potion. He marry's another and she almost kills him but decides to take her own life instead.

  • @Atarius There's debate over the happy ending version also this goes back to 1836. The happy ending that might have been tacked on or originally intended no one is sure; is that she dissolves into seafoam (which is normal to the mythos) But after dieing without a soul she doesn't just end she becomes a wind spirit and can help children to get into heaven but if they are naughty children time as a spirit is added not subtracted. It might have just been a tale to make kids behave like Santa Claus

  • Well, yeah, i got bored of wishing a gf 24/7, so i just stopped caring, and i am happier

  • only 2 minutes? lol, you are waaaaaaaaaaay misinformed =)

  • You probably wont answer, But have you ever been on TV? I just found your channel and I could sware i've seen you before.

  • 70 people are FOREVER ALONE!

  • @sprudrats Lol, your comment sucks

    honestly, this is one of the most sucky dislike-joke comments i have ever seen

    and not because i am forever alone :)

  • Im forver alone :¨¨)

  • Dear Santa, I want Laci Green for Christmas. Thank you.

  • Thank you Laci. :']

  • Two WHOLE minutes?

  • #3 :(

  • My problem is I am too smart. It appears smart people tend to over analyze. That often makes me respond in a manner that other people consider weird and waste opportunities that would have lead to unpleasant consequences (but in most cases these are consequences I could handle so why the hell does my brain keep betraying me like that?). Worst part is I don't loose my guard even when I'm drunk. I hate my brain.

  • @hellterminator just dont be so up yourself and you'll be fine.

  • @hellterminator Dedicate yourself to abandoning your inhibitions. The only way to really accomplish this is via Nike's slogan. Also, take risks. Taking risks is the only way to find treasure.

  • im number 3 i just cant help it and i cant break this problem either :/

  • the story of my life... someone go get my suicide axe.

  • you're really beautiful laci, i'd go out with you forsure.

  • Well I'm only 18 but i've never so much as touched a girl. Though I don't consider myself to be bad looking, i'm far from the tall dark and handsome man with the rugged 5 o'clock shadow and the massive arms. I'm pretty thin, pretty tall and pretty nerdy. So, naturally your average high school female doesn't give a crap about who I actually am.

    But another this is this; I've never met a girl that I felt I could really connect with. That girl doesn't exist, it seems.

    Forever alone.jpg

  • Im the kinda person that shuts down. i dont even try to i just find people extremely irritating and quite Immature. now im not saying that im super intelligent, cuz im not or that i dont have friends, but they are very few and i have a boyfriend but i have known him forever he is basically my best friend. I just dont know i cant stand people they are too judgemental about every little detail.. it irritates me to the point of becoming a hermit.. but i dont.. so im not :)

  • lol, i read all about horney in Ap psychology. her ideas were pretty interesting

  • sometimes i think i push people away. i have noticed that i can tell the second a woman finds me attractive. i know because in that second i suddenly find her significantly less attractive. this has happened to me over a dozen times, i like a girl, i pursue her and than suddenly without warning she is less attractive to me, and that is the second i lose interest and she gains interest. i don't know what is wrong with me, but it keeps happening.

  • The navigator of pain points my way once more. I will always stay cold.

    You can't hurt me anymore. I stay cold forevermore.

    So alone. But you can't hurt me anymore

  • @DieOrBlink For some reason this comment makes me shiver every time I read it.

  • @hellterminator Its from a song, I can't take credit for it >.<

  • @DieOrBlink What song?

  • @jamesXXy2k Stay Cold By Trapped Under Ice

  • I'm alone but would prefer not to be. When a girl shows the slightest bit of interest in me for whatever reason I immediately go in to cling mode/constant text and bollocks it up almost instantaneously. You need to make a video on how to slow the roll and chill the fuck out. Because I ain't no good at that. Then I might be able to make use of some of your other videos!!! Cheers. Keep up the good work.

  • @AlnilamOri I used to be like that, but then I was in a relationship where the other person was like that, and I realised how little I enjoyed it. What was important for me was to focus on myself, and learning to genuinely love myself, and my life. It might be different for you, of course, but I hope this helped!

  • @DarkSheika Hey, thanks for the reply. It's never happened but I would probably like if someone showed that much interest in me heh. I really like a girl at the minute but she has a boyfriend, it's actually really pathetic, I haven't been sleeping, I haven't been eating because of how much I'm beginning to realise I like her. I work regularly with her and her boyfriend so can't bollocks it up. It's fucking torturous. Every time I send her a text I feel like I make it worse.

  • i like to be alone, 1 time i lost my cell for a day and a half i had 42 missed messages ! now i dont have a cellphone. i dont cosider myself popular

  • I swear, i have to be doing something in another window to pay attention to what she is saying.

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  • HOORAY FOR FOREVER ALONE!!!

  • Honestly you got me to watch this because you had a rage face in the headlining picture.

  • WOAH!!!

    Love is NOT a need.

    okay continue ^_^

  • Thank you! I have made the active choice to stay single throughout high school BECAUSE of the pressure. I know that if I pursued relationships in high school, then I'll get lonely and not do as well in school. I'm waiting until I'm older and more mature. Then my hormones won't be all crazy, and there's a better chance I'll meet a man and not some sex-crazy boy.

  • I'm 16 and one of those who shut down, and I have been shut out of most if not everything I have tried to do. That or I try to "make more friends" but every time I do I normally get insulted and made fun of by them people so every time I shut down more and more. I never try to get a girlfriend because I get cut down or dumped and I even ended one of my best relationships because of peer pressure. This has helped me out and I am trying again and I'm more worried about having no friends at all...

  • @Ontinara then a relationship.

  • Yeah im scared of being " forever alone"

    

  • you are funny pretty an smart .. why cant you live in my hometown .. an i am 37 ..you are probably 18 19 . o well crap

  • i think your hot

  • @ydna681

    Get in line.

  • 7 billion is just a number.

  • This is the greatest

  • i wasnt even paying attention to what she said, i was hypnotized with her B00bs XD

    

  • @juanpepini i did both

  • I'm a 17 yo guy and I'm having this problem right now -_- .... I hope it gets better once I start working and start going to college january 

  • 1:45 shit, I did that to a hot vietnamese girl

  • Im in love with your boobs...

  • I'm literally wayy to busy to be in a relationship as of now. I'm barely getting my friends and family in my life. Maybe one day.

  • im only looking at the bottom half of the video ;D

  • I want to be alone forever not because am scared of the pain,,,its because this world just sucks!

  • @jenifercecilia put ur head in her boobs for a sec u will be happy for 30mins ;D

  • you have big tits

  • Seven billion people? And they all suck..

  • I watch this video to get false hope :'3

  • @TypicalUsername1 hear hear, bro..

  • Laci, are you real???? or just a computer generated dream girl? adorable, chubby, cutie, with brains. irresistible! Have you ever heard the song "animate" by RUSH? I want you to do that for me.

  • I love you <3. . .

  • awesome

  • TIITTSSSSS! Better show my friends! Oh wait... friends.... :( Forever alone

  • "Horn-eye" my rear end! That's horny !!!

  • Wonderful

  • one thing that blond chick from the video missed here (i irl sry its the first time i watch your vids) that forever alone is a mod and not something we choose ourself, so being in a circular life pain is not really anyone's choose, and i have to testify that iv have seen the worst human beings on earth start a good relationship, but not us, not the fb guys

  • Tits please :)

  • I'm a teenage girl and I'm a fairly happy person. I have a lot of great friends and I have zero drama in my life.

    But there is this little part of me that wants a relationship. I don't think I'll never find someone, but at least having a fun relationship once or twice in my high school life would be nice.

  • @mehdasaur yah exactly i have the same problem.perfectly happy tons of friends but sometimes i think about having a relationship and not really having anyone in mind.like a small almost unnoticable spot in me is missing.

  • @bobombthekoopa God, I know. :// It's just a minor void in my life that I kinda wish was filled.

  • The funny thing is.....

    We're born alone, and we die alone.

    Everything alive dies alone.

    Alone, alcapone, alone,

    we all die alone.

  • @Muraz72

    WRONG

    We are never alone. When we are born, our parents are there. When we die, our lovers will still be there. Everything lives dies together, Together, forever, Together, We all die Together!

  • @ben10TG Your a fucking idiot.

  • @ben10TG Get the fuck out of my face.

  • @Muraz72

    GTFO ya emo :D

    Killing people's self esteem dayum man

    Stop it anyway PEACE

  • U wanna be in a relationship with me cos u are hot

  • Thumbs up if your a redditor

  • I honestly have to say I really don't make myself more likely to be alone forever. Close to turning 20, I've tried to be myself and not a pretender, and it just isn't good enough. You're right that there's 7 billion people on this planet, which just makes it more likely that there will be at least one person who never find someone. It's a sad for some, but it's true.

  • Thanks lacigreen.. *forever alone face*

  • Boobies !

  • @flubno Forever alone!

  • @traceradam Yo mammy, Yo Granny , and yo daddy all think you ugly, and yo booty all big and hairy !

  • The beginnign of 2:05 describes me...What the hell, I guess I am just making an excuse.

    My friends always ask " don't you want a gf?" And they joke saying that I would punch her if she did not make me a steak because I lift weights lol...Even though i don't consider myself that muscular yet, skinny athletic basically.

    But idk..What is the point of me having a relationship with low self esteem, most relationships fail (most of my families/firends have) ???

  • I always watched other girls cry over their boyfriends and claim they're in love, and I'd laugh and say, "Yeah right, you're only 15, chick check your hormones!" But then I realized that yea, love is real... I used to think that I'd be one of the smart ones that traveled nd lived free as a bird and that love was an illusion, till I fell as well. Never think you'll be alone forever. There's always someone out there for you, just keep looking and don't give up.. Please:)

  • @ZxReDMisTxZ lol someone's been watching too much Family Guy... "Damn nature you scary!"

  • Laci,

    Ive set out to never find someone.

    Because I don't think I'll ever be able to love them the right way.. I am really closed off.

    I gave all my love to a guy, closed off (because he had "cheated" on me) and he left me a.g.a.i.n :(

    I am scared, but I can't do it all over again..

    He tells me he still cares about me, but has someone else.

    You're so sweet, and I sensed your sincerity.

    Much love from Texas. Thanks. And subbed :) tours beautiful inside and out!

  • @ATearInAWord ooooh im from texas :)

  • im 13 and stumbled abon these vids wile watching the amazing athiest and i know alot of this stuff you say in your vids but fuck... damn sex u scary!

  • @ZxReDMisTxZ my dear kid. U have no idea...! xD

  • Nice tits.

  • Laci... I think it's for taxes more than the American Dream!

  • im completely cool with never marrying, I couldnt imagine being with the same person for the rest of my life, Id get bored with her

  • with small variations, in Western countries, about 85% of all people reproduce (i.e. have at least one child during their lifetime). There's little more than 1 chance out of ten that you won't find someone to carry your children / plant the seed into ya belleh (*) ! So cheer up, emo kid !

    :D

    (*) with his dick.

  • @JaneWonderfallss i think shes pretty too nver said she wasnt

  • I love your channel! :)

  • I'm ok with being single for life. I don't think I need someone else to complete me, nor do I need to reproduce.

  • lol I'm the type that avoids relationships completely :)

  • u only got boobs cuase your thick

  • Forever alone is the way to go.

  • I'm 21 M and would consider myself a good looking guy, great job, smart, and a gym rat. I've been told I am attractive by other females too. However I've always had a hard problem finding love / relationships. I fit into category "shut down completely." I have been trying really hard to break out of it. :( Thanks for the video though. I feel better.

  • Been single since I was 10-11 (now I'm 27)

    Living alone in my apartment doing just fine

    My choice, just feel like I can't give my all in a relationship and because of that I would be toying with someones heart and I don't wanna do that at all

    I just don't feel like having a relationship at all, too much in my head to fix and at this time I've grown accustomed to being single

    Nothing extraordinary, it's 50/50, but the teenage years...Seeing couples walk by hurt my heart

    Now, not so much

  • What if you can't get out there and look for people?

  • I feel too busy as a teenager to have a relationship. But I have found some valuable friendships from the opposite sex. sure i've kissed but never exactly made out. perhaps when i get a little bit more settle down i will get into it more.

  • because of your boobs, I couldn't concentrate what you were saying...

  • This woman talks too much! GTFO to kitchen!

  • @mladenus You really need to shut up. That's rude.

  • 7 billion people... odd number! 1 billion will remain single! D: