Adam & Eve: Uncensored (48 Hour Film Project)

[epyy2110]

why u shouldn't trust Darwin? i want to ask to all people here, who created Darwin? from his hair, until his leg?? ist Darwin 'GOD' that know everything??

[zul7921]

Do you want to still believe on the f**kin' s*it Darwin theory? Read quran and explore who were Adam and Eve, who created them, and how they created. 'And thus do We reward those who exceed the limit and did not believe the revelations of his Lord, and verily the doom of the Hereafter is more severe and more lasting.'....clearly decrees...

[aaron7007alex]

A TRINI AS ADAM !!!!

[MrRpdcheese1]

Jk.

[MrRpdcheese1]

I'm Christian and I find this hilarious.

[metalmakker]

Apparenty christians are on youtube too. And they have learned to type. I hope for their sake they willl develop a sense of humor too, because when we die we will all find out that this christianity thing was a joke.

[RockSSBB2]

How dare you make fun of the Bible!!

[LoveEveAdam]

@RockSSBB2 yeah. just to add, "how dare you make fun of quran"

[cherryhuai]

@RockSSBB2 yes, this is a very great sin.. THOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME ON THE GOD THY GOD IN VAIN.. clearly explains..

[cruze114]

Don't make fun of the one and only God,

[Twentsetukker]

it is funny making fun of a myth :)

[RockMahWarld15]

fuck go die now

[poopface981]

this is not funny just making fun of god

[Vegasgodless]

@poopface981 that's why its funny!

[mihaly19411]

Fuck u Elsoo Go to hell

[MorganKayleigh]

@fuckmainia07

Go to hell!

The devil will fuck u up

[Awesomegirl15322]

Not good! god is going to save everyone who is a true Christian so everyone must repent! In the bible it says that when the world is a sinful place he is going to come! The signs of when it is , is the sun will vanish, moon will turn into blood, tht means he is coming! There will be destruction! Hurry and repent!

[popups46okay]

I bet they got an F on this project.

[grillodelpunk]

adam looks like a young Yakie Chan, lol , very bad vidd see you

[dioneissa]

@EGMAG yeahh!! yeah! ur ryt

[midtown292]

Stupidest shit ever,

[YoTeezy]

THE IS BADD I HATE IT..NOT A GOOD VIDEO..MAKS ADAM LOOK BADD..

[fathotdog555]

I don't know if anyone else noticed this... But why does "god" have a statue of Buddha on his desk?

[35777]

not funny......waste of time

[pedinkus]

Second dumbest thing I've ever seen.

[1LonePuma]

Lets see, why not make a video on something you know about because this video wasn't worth my time. It lasted all of 45 seconds or less before I bailed out. Silly people!

[Awonox]

hey, it's satire.... but the insight is genius. Being home the Christian concept that humans created the evil and injustice of this world

[Andrewkoo]

very ugly shit video I ever seen!!!!

[Cobai333]

This was the stupidest shit ever

[aaroneum]

adam was asian??

[Shadowinchester]

01:33 Eve is a greedy little bitch.

[chunkayincentral]

Adam is a trinidadian

[theAJAYblaze]

JACKIE CHAN YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! (-_-)

[theAJAYblaze]

JACKIE CHAN YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! (-_-)

[bigbang0o0zz]

click bingbang0o0zz



[SuperRunz]

most idiot people in d world...wtf

[shinkueagle]

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS MOVIE SMOKING???? TOTALLY ABNORMAL.... FUCKTARDS!

[MrYash143]

wtf !

[songshoshe]

GET A LIFE LOSERS.

[nooimnotijah]

stupid



[LaurieJo42]

DUMB



[branstan100]

Dang I knew uncensored had to be a lie screw U.S society !!!

[MrPaoxiong]

it should be called adam and steve now that there are gay people around. hey what the hell, where did asian and blacks came from did god adopt them?

[QJohnny12]

Adam wasn't Asian!

[kx06]

@QJohnny12 well he sure wasnt a white boy

[assinxyz]

Terrible

[markanddana]

sorry but that was really bad.

[deadcityskies]

More evidence of why most people shouldn't bother with taking part in these 24 or 48-hr. video races. All most people can make in a day or two, with specific props/lines/genres/characters they have to use, is complete crap.

[Mazombe]

Sorry for you soul

[notezzzn]

oh no

[ihatemuslims1989]

adam and eve were not asian chinks lol

[djay00009]

@ihatemuslims1989 There were no adam and eve , also , Did the bible tell you that Adam and Eve were not Asian ;D Prove it lol hahaha

[ClarissaSport]

Haha! Great, Alexa! Come and see my Adam and Eve getting down (or not) in "I Don't Want A Man"!

[freezerburnfreeze]

how ya like THEM apples XP

[jomonm1]

poda kalla thaoli 

[070257]

@crayonberry9 About my first comment on how they should be black?

[Jcrevolutioners]

THUMPS UP IF YOU:

a)want them near water

b)want to meet them in person

c)other

d)all of the above

[TheDh0ffryn]

if you read the bible god apparently made everything in the dark, turned it on and said all was good, proof, GOD=CHUCK NORRIS

[KjrHellkules]

This aint " UNcensord " u basturd. Now how and where would u get a " Straw " 4rm in those days?

[binoop4u]

I curse you in the name of Almighty ......

[DrSAM69]

@binoop4u The famous never-ending Christian threatening.......Good christian values right there!!

[drebinmonkey]

Jackie? . . .

[1976arshad]

looking very funny

[1objection]

I came for TITS... I got NOTHING

[ChinaRuler]

This guy is totaly high im sure he had no idea what was going on when he made this...

[asas2jh]

Where are the naked people?

[mladen639]

@asas2jh Nah, In the first hour of the creation of mankind, people spoke English and wore epic crotch clothing :D btw, some people had also a Australian accent :D

[ChinaRuler]

Thumbs up if you only clicked on this video because you thought there would be boobies cause it said "uncensored"

[101flameboy]

lol theres was an advert next to the vid called EVE =D

[DarkswordSerathus]

i knew it! adam is asian!

[TomWeiss0]

Eve spoke with an english accent. lol

[YIRA881]

Stupid video

[ensenameporfavor]

why is there a Buddah on God's desk?

[bigOryx]

why you say Uncensored when there are NO TITTS????

[samuel0000100]

have mercy on your soul may you be cursed forever

[bloodybrownie]

ha ha ha huh WTF

[SomeLvl105]

@tcm1112 God wouldn't tell you to use condoms as the whole point of having sex is reproducing

[scapegoat321]

The only thing ridiculous about this video are the comments! sigh

[doubleOR1]

@tcm1112 lol!

[KoreanSatan]

Why is Adam looks like an Asian?

[myf0lk]

lol im not gonna lie, when i read adam and eve uncensored, i thought i would see boobs by clicking this... im going to hell :(

[Eviltomassmash]

Corny crap

[halfvamp11]

no titts no dicks no nothing this isnt uncensored this is crap

[funkygy1]

dudes.. post a random color.. green...

[13Malika]

Well that was 7 minutes of my life i will never get back.

[tinylovesttime]

YALL GOING TO FUCKING HELL DIS IT NOT GOD AND DIS IS NOT HOW EVERYTHING HAPPENED

[007nitfire]

@tinylovesttime WHOAH, easy there general, I just watched it.

[darealzpimp]

@tinylovesttime hell?... very interesting and your theory is? what a single being created the world? these simpletins believing a book and religion i pity you where is this god as you call it going to be when humans destroy themselves in a catastrophic event?

[tinylovesttime]

@darealzpimp 1st of all god don't drink

[henrybrice86]

Why did Eve have a bad fake English accent, and why did Adam have a bad fake Jamaican accent?

[Sampitio12]

I agree

[TheImplicitflower]

no boobs no fun....

[onlygodknowsfromhere]

free youbing...

[ANYONE3041937kyc]

I love it!

[YanGarski]

Idiots

[dariod2007]

buttfuck wasted my time

[HellsSkulkers]

give an apple take a cluster fuck

[angel13510]

most people watched this vid because it sais uncencored

[vanillaskyy00]

hilarious. love the idea!

[vanillaskyy00]

i mean, let there be a break! hahahah!

[DCUnderdog3000]

@Dreadjet im a christian and shamefuly i will admit yes. but what do i know im still a confused teenager.

[ulrickvan1]

pangit



[nikki031801]

people dont know how much trouble thery`e getting themselves into

[SuperGeniusLife]

Allah, His Angels, prophets and holy books, they are far such away from doing a bad infidel and infidels bad characteristics.

[BlackXxMoon]

i clicked it then left. not watching a commercial thats 7 minutes long...

[XxMikotsuxX]

z0mb13t4c0 the Bible, you could have a much more simple explanation that consists of, God, God made Earth, God made everything on it (animals, bugs, HUMANS, plants, etc. etc.). But! How did the dinosaurs die off? You might ask, in the Bible, it talks of noah's ark. I am pretty sure almost every kid has heard the story, God tells Noah to build an ark to prepare for the flood, Noah builds said ark, puts every land animal except Dinosaurs on it, and when the worl wide flood came, the dinosaurs di

[3headedpuppy]

@XxMikotsuxX humans weren't around at the same time as humans

[XxMikotsuxX]

@ z0mb13t4c0 If evolution is, on the contrary, true, why don't we see cave men in monkey exhibits today? Also, since evolution says amoebas turned into fish, that soon started to walked on land, and after that, somehow went into two different groups of reptiles and bugs, then going from small reptiles into dinosaurs, that got killed of by an "unknown" happening, causing only alligators and crocodiles to exist, but somehow mammals came about... sounds fishy doesn't it. BUT if you believed in th

[3headedpuppy]

@XxMikotsuxX they aren't in zoo's for the same reason dodo birds aren't in zoos not only that but the extinction of the dinosaurs isn't that much of a mystery, water based things didn't die off was due to the fact they weren't really effected by the gasses which were high in the air, to sum it up volcanoes exploded sending poisonous gas into the air, the larger/taller were killed off due to the fact gas/hot air rises, leaving them to suffocate the small lived on fresher air near the ground

[orbit639]

@XxMikotsuxX wow that is a very ridiculous argument. if you want to really understand, take your bible, beat yourself in the head with it for about 3 hours, then throw it away....

[sarahsc0tt]

That was dumb.

[pahemasa]

Adam is an Jackie Chan's family member

[frankensteinxy]

Anyone else think this terrible?

[SuperSmilingSmiley]

@frankensteinxy Yes... making a funny youtube video requires more than just a camera....

[prettycurefan12]

Except you can't surprise God ;)

[nunyabizzish]

nawr funneh im christian and i found this no where near unneh :( idk y i even went to this

[hasanozcelik]

This clip is uncensored because the poster is GAY....

[AlysonRogers99]

Was eve fat?!

[Cazenrique44]

putz an asian Adam was a stretch lol

[Cougman1978]

Torture themselves

[070257]

They should be black, as that is what the first humans were.

[dawahyisrael]

@070257 Nice!

[070257]

@dawahyisrael Thanks, I try, so yeah, we're all black/africans in the scheme of things.

[Childofpain2]

@070257 You can't even say that. There is no way in knowing what the first humans were.

[070257]

@Childofpain2 Logically, if the first humans came from africa, aka, africa is the cradle of humanity, shouldn't adam and eve be represented as black, well, then again, I do believe in the fact of evolution, the theory is not what i'm talking about, and I just learned another fact of evolution forgive the pun, but whatever your views, humanity started in africa, unless you have something to the contrary? I'd be interested to know.

[070257]

@070257 sorry, fact about evolution

[Renfield37]

@070257 . No evolution is not a fact, its only a fact you want to think it is, but its never been proven but only to get you to believe it, and the main reason people do is because it gives them a free lifestyle with out thiniking they are accountable for it

[070257]

@Renfield37 I took a basic biology class and i recommend it to everyone. The science is pretty solid, any doubts i had, r dead. Just look into it, i've also been researching it by myself. theory of evolution, how life changes once here, theory of gravity describes how gravity acts. dont trust me research it for yourself is all i'm saying. a hypothesis has no facts, my dad said it's just a theory, scientific theory= you have facts, a theory aka hypothesis, no facts, just speculation

[prettycurefan12]

@070257 I took biology too. Christian style.

[Renfield37]

@070257 i have studied it.. been doing that for the past 7 yrs and it has nothing to do with evolution. evolution has nothing that can be tested or demonstrated or observed.. it only it written in books about how it might or could happen if it was real, but there is nothing in nature or reality to actually prove it, but they wont tell you it is not real because they like having a paycheck

[z0mb13t4c0]

@Renfield37 so your telling me that you believe in an invisible man in the sky who grants wishes? completely illogical. To tell you the truth, I don't think you've been studying ANYTHING for the past seven years (unless it's Holy Bible(the thing that brainwashed you)). Infact, I believe you're just scared because evolution makes more sense. You want to tell yourself the Bible is true because that's what you've been taught. We're not in Wonderland anymore, Alice. Open your eyes.

[070257]

@Renfield37 basically, what i meant was in my biology class we covered evolution.

[070257]

@Renfield37 i'd also like to say that even if we have a difference of opinion, in the end no matter what you believe people will be people, and my grandmother is very much christian and believes in evolution, cuz she teaches biology, so i dont see the conflict myself, but to each their own i guess.

[Renfield37]

@070257 yes but biology has nothing to do with evolution it does what it does because it was made with everything it needs to do what ever it does to keep things running. but just because people want to believe in evolution does not mean it happens, just like people want to think they went to the moon that doesnt mean they did, but there is more evidence against evolution than there is for it, besides the fact its been proven wrong anyway many yrs ago

[LutzDerLurch]

@Renfield37 You are wrong. Evolution is about the best most supported fact, evidence wise.

[darkaus32]

@LutzDerLurch same scientists who supports scientology.

[LutzDerLurch]

@darkaus32 i dont think so. Even if so, this would not change Facts.

[070257]

@Renfield37 basically, what i meant was in my biology class we covered evolution.

[AngelzPrid3]

@070257 whats that for bullshit

[bssmaster1]

@070257 No surprise, they're still as primitive as the first humans were... 

[070257]

@070257 I take that back, they should be almost chimplike, as the first "humans" and chimps split off and evolved separately, and no we didn't evolve from monkeys, that's correct, they evolved from another line. Why is it so hard to see that we're animals?

[thegamerhistory]

@070257 Nah they should be japanese!

:P

[Jcrevolutioners]

@thegamerhistory WHY THE FUCK DOEZ IT MATTER?

[tsquiers]

didn't get it.

[B38180Y]

SEARCHING DEOREX ON (KASKUS.US)..LIHAT DAN BUKTIKAN!!

[felbeck27]

idk why it posted twice.

[jaku12ify]

this ethiest better stop hatin or religion and mind their own lifeless business

[TheAiwendil]

Is god really like that guy?

[daltonbrothers1]

this is SHIT N SHIT

[SauraElanthier]

This was pretty funny. This deserves more likes XD

[furqan147]

this should be deleted

[DBS8681]

this is total shit....

[mikkailnandang]

Redtube.com

[MultiMelodic]

don't play with this things

[TakaiMizuki]

I don't get it un .-. I couldn't hear half of it due to a very noisy lesbian neighbors.

[haesookvip]

the guy is cutiie

[roseraqs]

Would like to know who the Trini is. XD

[sazji]

A diet smoothie! LOL

[1993theandrew]

this is blasphemy! u guys are not for real

[yamaha4759]

the most rediculous video i've ever watched... shame on you....

[SuperHappyfull]

I have to tell you guys that you sound totally crazy, your faith hasn't opened your eyes, it's blinded you.. :)

[vadimtsipp]

i love the youtube audio transcribe subtitles especially on this video