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  • Creating a trifecta of joint smoking power<3

  • "i just wanna shove it up my nose"

    "shove it anywhere you like"

  • lol I love how he only gives him like a g right there haha

  • blast off

  • el niño xD

  • el nino

    

  • ..creating a TRIFECTA of joint smoking power

  • this makes me want to go smoke some weed now

  • Pineapple express dinner

  • haha i love at 2:44 , i need your help man haha

  • hand's down dopest dope i ever smoke.

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  • this is the reason why i tried weed in the first place :D

  • wow... and i thougt James Franco was a good person

    

  • @bakufanfan he's a good person

  • @bakufanfan lol you're an idiot

  • I don't smoke pot but I got high just watching this movie

  • @CaptainRidley shut up 

  • shove it anywhere u like

  • is that come-out smoke fake?

  • I had to dislike this video to keep that joint lit!

  • Is it just me or do I hear Symphony 40 in G min by Mozart in the background

  • Shove it anywhere you like

  • Every time I watch this movie I find so many funny little things that I missed the time before.

  • My second favourite civil engineer.

  • 8 people are the product of baby fucking.

  • Hands down dopest dope I ever smoked

  • .......somehow met.......and FUCCCKKKKED ! lol

  • i though hurricane season was over

  • best stoner flick ever made :) even if u dont smoke this movie is still hilarious on so many levels

  • lol the picture of his grandma above the fire place

  • This movie has sooooooooo reached the cult classic status!

  • "Its Better to Cough, It like makes youu 10x Higher" LoL one of the Best Scenes ever

  • <3 i think he may be everyone's dream dealer X) 

  • Woow.. this is the product of baby fucking.. LOL !

  • the dopest dope ahhahaha wow!!!!!!!!!

  • my second favorite city engineer

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  • a TRIFECTA of joint-smoking power!

  • 0:26 epic hand gesture

    

  • :26 epic hand gesture

  • how the hell does he do that with the smoke??

  • @zedooncadhz hes dope

    

  • @zedooncadhz Practice!

  • Dopest dope ive ever smoked :D

  • The hand motion he does when he says " AND FUCKED" is priceless

  • 3:32 was fucking amazzziiing suckage!!!! :D

  • SAUL: What, do you wanna bathe in it?

    DALE: I just wanna live in here!

    SAUL: Yes, you wanna be it?

    DALE: Oh my god, I just wanna shove it up my nose and have that smell all day. That's amazing!

    SAUL: Shove it anywhere you like.

  • you wanna be it?

  • Did someone fart at 3:53..? Hahahahahaha

  • James Franco PLEASE marry me

  • 3:33 Seth Rogan< DRAGON BREATH LIKE A BOSS

  • JAMES FRANCO WAT A FUKING LEGEND lmao

  • lol he gave him like 2 gs and told him it was a quater lol

  • @blahblahblaha1a2a3 yea they shouldve made that more realistic

  • @blahblahblaha1a2a3 I love how you know that lol :)

  • @blahblahblaha1a2a3 At least he sparked that fat ass joint with him

  • This is and always will be my favorite movie of all time

  • James is so darn cute..this is the product of baby fucking! lmao

  • I am sorry. But that has to be REAL MJ. I don't buy that they wold ht tobacco like that and have that response. They were BLAZING!

  • If by some miracle, those two babies met, and fucked. This would be the shit that they birthed.

    The product of baby fucking.

  • product of baby fucking

  • why does he have two t.v's next to eachother xD

  • "Smell it...enjoy...it's like god's vagina."

    This movie is awesome good.

  • I would do unspeakable things to james franco.

  • I see a cross joint in my very near future.

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  • This is the product of baby fucking! Lol

  • god's VAGINA LOLOLOL

  • lmaoo at 0:50 i never realized he says shove it anywhere you like... fuckin weirdo

  • DOPEST DOPE I'VE EVER SMOKED, HANDS DOWN, DOPEST DOPE I'VE EVER SMOKED

  • Let me get my scale, lols

  • shove it anywhere you like lol

  • "It's like God's vagina" I knew it, God is a female!

  • Cleanest ghost inhale ever

  • @nigggggggggggaplease well lol seth rogan been blazing since he was like 13... he would know them tricks!

  • @nigggggggggggaplease I can do better but ya, pretty good

    my favorite movie ever!!!

  • MY FRIEND, IS LIKE IF THAT "BLUE OYSTER" SHIT MET THAT "AFRICAN KUSH" I HAD, AND THEY HAD A BABY, AND THEN MEAN WHILE THAT CRAZY "NOTRHERN LIGHT" STUFF I HAD AND THAT "SUPER RED EXPRESO SNOW FLAKE" MET AND HAD A BABY, AND BY SOME MIRACLE THOSE BABIES MET, AND THEY FUUUUCKED, THIS WOULD BE THE SHIT THAT THEY BURNT!

  • the 7 dislikes are from the people who tried and failed at making the cross joint :')

  • I have to recognize that this movie, you know, makes you smoke weed :) But there's nothing wrong in that, marihuana is overcriminalized. In fact, tobacco or alcohol can be more dangerous for our body than marihuana, but they're legal...

    LEGALIZE IT!!!

  • "shove it anywhere you like." hahahaha

  • that was the sickest ghost inhale evaaa!!

  • haha fuckin weed cough robot at 3:49

  • those two are my favorite actors since "geeks and freaks"

  • WHATS THE NAME OF THE JAZZ SONG IN THE BACK ROUND?? the beggining of the video!

  • @lilbmp93 Moondog - Lament I, "Bird's Lament"

    discogs.com/Moondog-Moondog/ma­ster/60428

  • i serously love the song thats playing in the background

  • cherry's burnin out on the like bar! you know your high if your tempted to dislike a video to keep the like bar looking like a joint...

  • been there done that cross joint!

  • so you put one end in your mouth, light a candle and hold two lighters. opposite end=candle, lighters=the two sides. pow. just lit it by myself. and before you even ask, of course im fucking high.

  • 7 people got the Snicklefritz.

  • (̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅(_̅()

    the rating bar looks like a joint

  • APEX OF THE VORTEX OF JOINT ENGINEERING! 

  • dopest dope i ever smoked :)

  • lol id be pissed as shit if that nigga gave me a quarter like that SHITS SKIMPY

  • @invaderzim133 me too but its pineapple express so 1 bowl hit should be good lol

  • your like....totally fucking gong showed man

  • *ha

  • Favorite scene ha love how he starts laughing at the end ga

  • Myyy second favorite civil engineer haha

  • does anyone know the name of the background music?

  • "Shove it anywhere you'd like"

  • 3:38 when he coughs he looks like a boar. XD

  • hahah at 3:54.

  • dopest dope ive eva smoked

  • HAHAHA LOOKS AWESOME IN THE YEAR 1911, press the button! lmao

  • I love the robot haha I should do that sometime.

  • I like what he do at 3:30 =P I tried out that trick many times but I can't do it as perfect as he do =O

  • "My second favorite civil engineer" lol I LOVE Saul!

  • wish it was a little longer, wanted to see the snickelfritz part haha

  • @smallballs07 hahah the snickelfritz

  • "I just wanna shove it up my nose and have that smell all day, that's amazing."

    "Shove it anywhere you like."

    I LOVE SAUL!

  • i thought hurricane season was over..

  • wouldn't it be great if you met Jesus and he was exactly like James Franco in this movie?

  • Shove it anywhere you like

  • 00:26 And Fuucked!!

  • "dopest dope i´ve ever had" "those two babies fuuucked""god´s vagina""apex of the vortex"Thanx Franco!!

  • who would dislike this part,this my shit

  • "Hand's down, dopest dope I've ever smoked..."Shove it anywhere you like, my friend."..."You wanna BE it?"..."It's like God's vagina."..."This is the future. This is like, the apex, of the vortex, of joint engineering."..."This is what your grandchildren will be smoking."..."I can't even light this thing on my own...I need your help, man."

    Haha! I swear, James Franco has so many fucking HILARIOUS and EPIC line's, in this movie. Shit's almost as quotable as "Friday", which is a fucking CLASSIC!!

  • this is my favorite movie of all time. seen it at least 40 times. never gets old. One Love!

  • @milkshakemike aha yeah that was like less than a dub!

  • my fav part is at 3:30 and 3:48

  • THA Future.

  • it makes you like 10 times more higher

  • a trifecta of joint smoking power

  • anyone else notice that was a pretty skimpy quad??? =P lol

  • Got togetha nd fuukkkkkkeddd!! Lol

  • apex of the vortex of joint smoking technology

  • I have watched this film soooo many times and I have only just noticed how shit the Quarter he got was ://

  • Afgan kush is crazy and northern lights is just a jizzapottomus of joys. i cant even imagine what this shit would be like if its real. i hope its real... i need a goal in life.

  • this is the product of baby fucking :) lol

  • Press 7 to witness the dawn of time

  • I thought hurricane season was over! xD

  • definitley how you would imagine daniel desario turning out.

  • Keep clicking 3:30, absolute perfection.

  • thats how much i cough on the first hit

  • nice one haha

  • A lot of the shit they did in the movie was improv. James Franco was talking about it when he was on Inside the Actors Studio. Hahaha you can tell how Seth Rogan probably made up doing the robot on the spot and thats why James Franco is really laughing. hahah I fucking love this movie!

  • 1:42 woah I thought that was them in the TV haha they sat at the exact same time

  • @daccord1 hahahahahahahahaha

  • "shove it anywhere you like" hahaha

  • haha i watched this vid and decided to go and pick up XD

  • creating a trifecta!

  • "This is the future; this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering."---Saul

  • "So this is the product of baby fucking." HAHAHA

  • love James's little hand motion when he says "fucked" XD

  • Cross Joint (:

  • shove it any where yuh like lol

  • the robot part is the second best part behind francos description of pineapple express.... probably the best line of the movie

  • I love how Dale does the robot in the middle of coughing from the cross joint!

  • james Franco was spot on in this movie. Dude, that was a thin quarter.

  • @xmiyazakiakira probably, so do 10s of millions of other people.. its not even remotely uncommon. although it is uncommon for anyone to actually refer to weed as cannabis.

  • Seth Rogen sounds like Rolf from the Muppets.

  • lmao! ...."It's like gods vagina!".......

  • it's actually very scientific, i won't go into it right now

  • Doesn't Seth Rogen smoke Cannabis in real life?

  • I would hope so.....@xMiyazakiAkira

  • @NumarkHands111 I think he does

  • @xMiyazakiAkira blatantly, apparently he admitted it

  • I like how he said "Fuuucked''.

  • i swear this shits real (Pineapple Express) and ive smoked it from a medical store it wasint the best the best was K-Train that shit fucked me up

  • I'm gonna roll a cross joint with super amnesia haze and then I'll be like 3:52

  • who cares how much weed he got. its a fucking movie...

  • haha holy bitch he sits down the same time the dude on tv does that pretty cool man 1:40 - 1:43

  • ... AND FUCKEDDD

  • wow. this is the product of baby fucking. SMEELLLL IT!

  • He said "El Niño"? does he mean Fernando torres does that weed??

  • @MakaveliWiklund wow you're retarded.

  • @TheAngel4118 thanks

  • I love Saul's house...with 2 tv aaand!!...radio!

    hahahaha priceless movie

  • haahahha gods vagina

  • he got ripped off bad! he only gave him 1 nug.

  • James Franco really got the drug dealer role down perfectly

  • Man James Franco is such a good actor. His movements from 1:08-1:16 are so perfect.

  • anyone notice at 2:30. is that really all james franco gave seth rogan for a quater. this nigguh must be hiigh.

  • @BakedB4Bed he gave him two big nugs, looks like it's about 5 grams

  • hahahaha. i'm not a stoner, but this is hilarious. this is exactly how my friends get when they're about to get high.

  • @jakmehauf

    Its called ghost. Sometimes mushroom if u can get it to look like a shroom :)

  • 3:31-3:32 what is that called? There must be a name for it.

  • How much did he pay? 10 dollars? or 100? :O