Attention all stoners in 2011. I think I have the idea for us!Keep your seeds just long enough to throw them in a place where they will grow and not be easily disturbed. If we throw seeds all throughout public parks and beside highways, they will never be able to stop or collect all the plants that are growing. We must act today. We the people make the laws in this land! Tell all your friends, post it on Facebook or twitter. Get the word out there. We must work together!
MY FRIEND, IS LIKE IF THAT "BLUE OYSTER" SHIT MET THAT "AFRICAN KUSH" I HAD, AND THEY HAD A BABY, AND THEN MEAN WHILE THAT CRAZY "NOTRHERN LIGHT" STUFF I HAD AND THAT "SUPER RED EXPRESO SNOW FLAKE" MET AND HAD A BABY, AND BY SOME MIRACLE THOSE BABIES MET, AND THEY FUUUUCKED, THIS WOULD BE THE SHIT THAT THEY BURNT!
I have to recognize that this movie, you know, makes you smoke weed :) But there's nothing wrong in that, marihuana is overcriminalized. In fact, tobacco or alcohol can be more dangerous for our body than marihuana, but they're legal...
so you put one end in your mouth, light a candle and hold two lighters. opposite end=candle, lighters=the two sides. pow. just lit it by myself. and before you even ask, of course im fucking high.
"Hand's down, dopest dope I've ever smoked..."Shove it anywhere you like, my friend."..."You wanna BE it?"..."It's like God's vagina."..."This is the future. This is like, the apex, of the vortex, of joint engineering."..."This is what your grandchildren will be smoking."..."I can't even light this thing on my own...I need your help, man."
Haha! I swear, James Franco has so many fucking HILARIOUS and EPIC line's, in this movie. Shit's almost as quotable as "Friday", which is a fucking CLASSIC!!
Afgan kush is crazy and northern lights is just a jizzapottomus of joys. i cant even imagine what this shit would be like if its real. i hope its real... i need a goal in life.
A lot of the shit they did in the movie was improv. James Franco was talking about it when he was on Inside the Actors Studio. Hahaha you can tell how Seth Rogan probably made up doing the robot on the spot and thats why James Franco is really laughing. hahah I fucking love this movie!
@xmiyazakiakira probably, so do 10s of millions of other people.. its not even remotely uncommon. although it is uncommon for anyone to actually refer to weed as cannabis.
Creating a trifecta of joint smoking power<3
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"i just wanna shove it up my nose"
"shove it anywhere you like"
TGalinsky 1 day ago
lol I love how he only gives him like a g right there haha
drumsnhockey3 4 days ago 2
blast off
ArchieCharls 2 weeks ago
el niño xD
mauriziox3 2 weeks ago
el nino
crazyjoker11291 3 weeks ago
..creating a TRIFECTA of joint smoking power
escrofula1 3 weeks ago 2
this makes me want to go smoke some weed now
thedonmynigg 1 month ago
Pineapple express dinner
PremiumSoul 1 month ago
haha i love at 2:44 , i need your help man haha
guitdude09 1 month ago 2
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Attention all stoners in 2011. I think I have the idea for us!Keep your seeds just long enough to throw them in a place where they will grow and not be easily disturbed. If we throw seeds all throughout public parks and beside highways, they will never be able to stop or collect all the plants that are growing. We must act today. We the people make the laws in this land! Tell all your friends, post it on Facebook or twitter. Get the word out there. We must work together!
JESUSISHAIRY471899 1 month ago
hand's down dopest dope i ever smoke.
toke8161 1 month ago 3
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xLukeBlandx 1 month ago
this is the reason why i tried weed in the first place :D
TheTheHugoHugo 1 month ago
wow... and i thougt James Franco was a good person
bakufanfan 1 month ago
@bakufanfan he's a good person
ZebreFilms 1 month ago
@bakufanfan lol you're an idiot
originalshamus 1 month ago
I don't smoke pot but I got high just watching this movie
CaptainRidley 2 months ago
@CaptainRidley shut up
ohitsdan 2 months ago 4
shove it anywhere u like
MrDopekid420 2 months ago
is that come-out smoke fake?
angelosinski 2 months ago
I had to dislike this video to keep that joint lit!
troubles47 2 months ago
Is it just me or do I hear Symphony 40 in G min by Mozart in the background
ChazzMcNas 2 months ago
Shove it anywhere you like
jeirusthegreat 2 months ago
Every time I watch this movie I find so many funny little things that I missed the time before.
iFlyboy702 2 months ago
My second favourite civil engineer.
AnOldFellowship 2 months ago
8 people are the product of baby fucking.
Fermata101 2 months ago
Hands down dopest dope I ever smoked
WilllieMaysHays 2 months ago
.......somehow met.......and FUCCCKKKKED ! lol
CLOVERCITYY15 2 months ago
i though hurricane season was over
LASuperboy 3 months ago
best stoner flick ever made :) even if u dont smoke this movie is still hilarious on so many levels
pxoxest84 3 months ago 3
lol the picture of his grandma above the fire place
cherryman25 3 months ago 3
This movie has sooooooooo reached the cult classic status!
chaosinorderrr 3 months ago
"Its Better to Cough, It like makes youu 10x Higher" LoL one of the Best Scenes ever
TheDyloose 3 months ago
<3 i think he may be everyone's dream dealer X)
mila31309 3 months ago
Woow.. this is the product of baby fucking.. LOL !
theheephop 3 months ago 6
the dopest dope ahhahaha wow!!!!!!!!!
pomette52 3 months ago
my second favorite city engineer
lockide 4 months ago 3
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LASuperboy 3 months ago
a TRIFECTA of joint-smoking power!
RaynerTheBassist 4 months ago
0:26 epic hand gesture
JTKNinja 4 months ago
:26 epic hand gesture
JTKNinja 4 months ago
how the hell does he do that with the smoke??
zedooncadhz 4 months ago
@zedooncadhz hes dope
frreioio 4 months ago
@zedooncadhz Practice!
justinbrooklyn116 3 months ago
Dopest dope ive ever smoked :D
ChrisHp617 4 months ago
The hand motion he does when he says " AND FUCKED" is priceless
morris3272 5 months ago
3:32 was fucking amazzziiing suckage!!!! :D
mrscounts 5 months ago
SAUL: What, do you wanna bathe in it?
DALE: I just wanna live in here!
SAUL: Yes, you wanna be it?
DALE: Oh my god, I just wanna shove it up my nose and have that smell all day. That's amazing!
SAUL: Shove it anywhere you like.
NESherv 5 months ago
you wanna be it?
zeppelin0827 5 months ago
Did someone fart at 3:53..? Hahahahahaha
MSIxxSTONECOLD 5 months ago
James Franco PLEASE marry me
Sophee1415 5 months ago
3:33 Seth Rogan< DRAGON BREATH LIKE A BOSS
metaladdict7 5 months ago
JAMES FRANCO WAT A FUKING LEGEND lmao
fennel85 5 months ago
lol he gave him like 2 gs and told him it was a quater lol
blahblahblaha1a2a3 5 months ago
@blahblahblaha1a2a3 yea they shouldve made that more realistic
DakRTaco 5 months ago
@blahblahblaha1a2a3 I love how you know that lol :)
JokinglySerious 5 months ago
@blahblahblaha1a2a3 At least he sparked that fat ass joint with him
BlackJack995 5 months ago
This is and always will be my favorite movie of all time
thesuperknoxville 5 months ago
James is so darn cute..this is the product of baby fucking! lmao
Dansilverbabe 5 months ago
I am sorry. But that has to be REAL MJ. I don't buy that they wold ht tobacco like that and have that response. They were BLAZING!
blaes2000 5 months ago
If by some miracle, those two babies met, and fucked. This would be the shit that they birthed.
The product of baby fucking.
JimbosliceLV 6 months ago
product of baby fucking
Valladega 6 months ago
why does he have two t.v's next to eachother xD
lwp3021 6 months ago
"Smell it...enjoy...it's like god's vagina."
This movie is awesome good.
cuntpower 6 months ago
I would do unspeakable things to james franco.
ShelbyxPwns 6 months ago 41
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This movie is so fucking good
William6likes6Rock 6 months ago
I see a cross joint in my very near future.
DrPhucker 6 months ago
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Peter258 6 months ago
This is the product of baby fucking! Lol
ilovejfast 6 months ago
god's VAGINA LOLOLOL
AsiansUnite10 7 months ago 59
lmaoo at 0:50 i never realized he says shove it anywhere you like... fuckin weirdo
TGalinsky 7 months ago 4
DOPEST DOPE I'VE EVER SMOKED, HANDS DOWN, DOPEST DOPE I'VE EVER SMOKED
eromarcz 7 months ago
Let me get my scale, lols
NYCzkidd1 7 months ago
shove it anywhere you like lol
MaxFlared 7 months ago
"It's like God's vagina" I knew it, God is a female!
pokabeb 7 months ago
Cleanest ghost inhale ever
nigggggggggggaplease 7 months ago
@nigggggggggggaplease well lol seth rogan been blazing since he was like 13... he would know them tricks!
Peter258 6 months ago
@nigggggggggggaplease I can do better but ya, pretty good
my favorite movie ever!!!
67Sman 5 months ago
MY FRIEND, IS LIKE IF THAT "BLUE OYSTER" SHIT MET THAT "AFRICAN KUSH" I HAD, AND THEY HAD A BABY, AND THEN MEAN WHILE THAT CRAZY "NOTRHERN LIGHT" STUFF I HAD AND THAT "SUPER RED EXPRESO SNOW FLAKE" MET AND HAD A BABY, AND BY SOME MIRACLE THOSE BABIES MET, AND THEY FUUUUCKED, THIS WOULD BE THE SHIT THAT THEY BURNT!
HUSTLER909R 7 months ago
the 7 dislikes are from the people who tried and failed at making the cross joint :')
UTGamers 7 months ago 3
I have to recognize that this movie, you know, makes you smoke weed :) But there's nothing wrong in that, marihuana is overcriminalized. In fact, tobacco or alcohol can be more dangerous for our body than marihuana, but they're legal...
LEGALIZE IT!!!
Tobidecai 7 months ago
"shove it anywhere you like." hahahaha
WarriorofDimensions 7 months ago
that was the sickest ghost inhale evaaa!!
pinuphoney13 7 months ago 4
haha fuckin weed cough robot at 3:49
obqb8 8 months ago 5
those two are my favorite actors since "geeks and freaks"
t0byman 8 months ago
WHATS THE NAME OF THE JAZZ SONG IN THE BACK ROUND?? the beggining of the video!
lilbmp93 8 months ago
@lilbmp93 Moondog - Lament I, "Bird's Lament"
discogs.com/Moondog-Moondog/master/60428
timtahir21 8 months ago
i serously love the song thats playing in the background
N05h00b135 8 months ago
cherry's burnin out on the like bar! you know your high if your tempted to dislike a video to keep the like bar looking like a joint...
MatthewTelles 8 months ago
been there done that cross joint!
yannickheinrich 9 months ago
so you put one end in your mouth, light a candle and hold two lighters. opposite end=candle, lighters=the two sides. pow. just lit it by myself. and before you even ask, of course im fucking high.
tbehmer7 9 months ago
7 people got the Snicklefritz.
marlasinger2110 9 months ago
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the rating bar looks like a joint
beathabishop 9 months ago 4
APEX OF THE VORTEX OF JOINT ENGINEERING!
shadowsofDarkness100 9 months ago 3
dopest dope i ever smoked :)
shadowsofDarkness100 9 months ago
lol id be pissed as shit if that nigga gave me a quarter like that SHITS SKIMPY
invaderzim133 9 months ago 4
@invaderzim133 me too but its pineapple express so 1 bowl hit should be good lol
BEARARMZ 6 months ago
your like....totally fucking gong showed man
420petersen 9 months ago
*ha
Skata215 9 months ago
Favorite scene ha love how he starts laughing at the end ga
Skata215 9 months ago
Myyy second favorite civil engineer haha
njrobinson95 9 months ago
does anyone know the name of the background music?
str8ridah786 9 months ago
"Shove it anywhere you'd like"
alexavalladares 9 months ago
3:38 when he coughs he looks like a boar. XD
Jayboy927 10 months ago
hahah at 3:54.
kyle2892 10 months ago
dopest dope ive eva smoked
drifter105 10 months ago
HAHAHA LOOKS AWESOME IN THE YEAR 1911, press the button! lmao
pian14 10 months ago
I love the robot haha I should do that sometime.
Musichik2007 10 months ago
I like what he do at 3:30 =P I tried out that trick many times but I can't do it as perfect as he do =O
DarkLeviathan8 10 months ago
"My second favorite civil engineer" lol I LOVE Saul!
waitingformypopcorn 10 months ago 4
wish it was a little longer, wanted to see the snickelfritz part haha
smallballs07 10 months ago 3
@smallballs07 hahah the snickelfritz
icandangle 9 months ago
"I just wanna shove it up my nose and have that smell all day, that's amazing."
"Shove it anywhere you like."
I LOVE SAUL!
laurenh1012 10 months ago
i thought hurricane season was over..
EFFU99 10 months ago
wouldn't it be great if you met Jesus and he was exactly like James Franco in this movie?
Arminov2 10 months ago
Shove it anywhere you like
haveyourWITZ 10 months ago
00:26 And Fuucked!!
robotsmurders 10 months ago
"dopest dope i´ve ever had" "those two babies fuuucked""god´s vagina""apex of the vortex"Thanx Franco!!
MissTheSol 10 months ago 4
who would dislike this part,this my shit
4a2n0w 11 months ago
"Hand's down, dopest dope I've ever smoked..."Shove it anywhere you like, my friend."..."You wanna BE it?"..."It's like God's vagina."..."This is the future. This is like, the apex, of the vortex, of joint engineering."..."This is what your grandchildren will be smoking."..."I can't even light this thing on my own...I need your help, man."
Haha! I swear, James Franco has so many fucking HILARIOUS and EPIC line's, in this movie. Shit's almost as quotable as "Friday", which is a fucking CLASSIC!!
BrutalAsHell 11 months ago
this is my favorite movie of all time. seen it at least 40 times. never gets old. One Love!
InebriatedAssClown 11 months ago
@milkshakemike aha yeah that was like less than a dub!
holyshititzmark 11 months ago
my fav part is at 3:30 and 3:48
nadiagyrl 11 months ago
THA Future.
didntevenknow 11 months ago
it makes you like 10 times more higher
mrpwnthenoob 11 months ago 4
a trifecta of joint smoking power
mrpwnthenoob 11 months ago 4
anyone else notice that was a pretty skimpy quad??? =P lol
milkshakemike 11 months ago 3
Got togetha nd fuukkkkkkeddd!! Lol
ejthedawn 11 months ago 3
apex of the vortex of joint smoking technology
AnonymousWR 11 months ago
I have watched this film soooo many times and I have only just noticed how shit the Quarter he got was ://
RichardXXIV 11 months ago
Afgan kush is crazy and northern lights is just a jizzapottomus of joys. i cant even imagine what this shit would be like if its real. i hope its real... i need a goal in life.
DiRtYBiRd18067 11 months ago 3
this is the product of baby fucking :) lol
BlackJack995 1 year ago
Press 7 to witness the dawn of time
BigNorman14 1 year ago
I thought hurricane season was over! xD
araxrokkxjonas 1 year ago
definitley how you would imagine daniel desario turning out.
WHIZZLE101 1 year ago
Keep clicking 3:30, absolute perfection.
Prettyflyforabassguy 1 year ago 2
thats how much i cough on the first hit
pushpush99 1 year ago
nice one haha
Yatriramesh 1 year ago
A lot of the shit they did in the movie was improv. James Franco was talking about it when he was on Inside the Actors Studio. Hahaha you can tell how Seth Rogan probably made up doing the robot on the spot and thats why James Franco is really laughing. hahah I fucking love this movie!
marisaabsi 1 year ago 5
1:42 woah I thought that was them in the TV haha they sat at the exact same time
daccord1 1 year ago 39
@daccord1 hahahahahahahahaha
shadowsofDarkness100 9 months ago
"shove it anywhere you like" hahaha
tannerN69 1 year ago 3
haha i watched this vid and decided to go and pick up XD
ATravellersVlog 1 year ago 2
creating a trifecta!
ErodBimmer 1 year ago 2
"This is the future; this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering."---Saul
MyMindTank 1 year ago 4
"So this is the product of baby fucking." HAHAHA
ivanclaysburgh 1 year ago
love James's little hand motion when he says "fucked" XD
xXdieXromanticXx 1 year ago 5
Cross Joint (:
XkendrawuzhurrX 1 year ago
shove it any where yuh like lol
moralesjoker 1 year ago
the robot part is the second best part behind francos description of pineapple express.... probably the best line of the movie
snookismooshsmoosh 1 year ago
I love how Dale does the robot in the middle of coughing from the cross joint!
drowningxforxstars 1 year ago
james Franco was spot on in this movie. Dude, that was a thin quarter.
nathelm 1 year ago
@xmiyazakiakira probably, so do 10s of millions of other people.. its not even remotely uncommon. although it is uncommon for anyone to actually refer to weed as cannabis.
rockinitify 1 year ago
Seth Rogen sounds like Rolf from the Muppets.
elenac1010 1 year ago 2
lmao! ...."It's like gods vagina!".......
NumarkHands111 1 year ago
it's actually very scientific, i won't go into it right now
craZgirl1091 1 year ago 2
Doesn't Seth Rogen smoke Cannabis in real life?
xMiyazakiAkira 1 year ago
I would hope so.....@xMiyazakiAkira
NumarkHands111 1 year ago
@NumarkHands111 I think he does
xMiyazakiAkira 1 year ago
@xMiyazakiAkira blatantly, apparently he admitted it
c0rnf1ake 1 year ago
I like how he said "Fuuucked''.
Platinum400 1 year ago 64
i swear this shits real (Pineapple Express) and ive smoked it from a medical store it wasint the best the best was K-Train that shit fucked me up
oink4bree 1 year ago
I'm gonna roll a cross joint with super amnesia haze and then I'll be like 3:52
oldmanmike89 1 year ago
who cares how much weed he got. its a fucking movie...
tjbaker856 1 year ago
haha holy bitch he sits down the same time the dude on tv does that pretty cool man 1:40 - 1:43
Blowskee49 1 year ago 2
... AND FUCKEDDD
UTF 1 year ago
wow. this is the product of baby fucking. SMEELLLL IT!
MrMrStratocaster 1 year ago 2
He said "El Niño"? does he mean Fernando torres does that weed??
MakaveliWiklund 1 year ago
@MakaveliWiklund wow you're retarded.
TheAngel4118 1 year ago
@TheAngel4118 thanks
MakaveliWiklund 1 year ago
I love Saul's house...with 2 tv aaand!!...radio!
hahahaha priceless movie
cannobio07 1 year ago
haahahha gods vagina
MsSpliff420 1 year ago
he got ripped off bad! he only gave him 1 nug.
ballerforlife1234 1 year ago
James Franco really got the drug dealer role down perfectly
iHaveAnger 1 year ago
Man James Franco is such a good actor. His movements from 1:08-1:16 are so perfect.
reddupo 1 year ago 2
anyone notice at 2:30. is that really all james franco gave seth rogan for a quater. this nigguh must be hiigh.
BakedB4Bed 1 year ago
@BakedB4Bed he gave him two big nugs, looks like it's about 5 grams
jtessexpress 1 year ago
hahahaha. i'm not a stoner, but this is hilarious. this is exactly how my friends get when they're about to get high.
faeriielovesyou 1 year ago
@jakmehauf
Its called ghost. Sometimes mushroom if u can get it to look like a shroom :)
Blissfulwarfare 1 year ago
3:31-3:32 what is that called? There must be a name for it.
Jakmehauf 1 year ago
How much did he pay? 10 dollars? or 100? :O
HaletoExcile 1 year ago