Driving the Straight Talk Express

[RettamLacef]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I was prepared to hate you, but you get it.

[HaloZero147]

What's straight talk express? A short bus?

[fenderplayer4evr]

No...actually it is a 45 foot long bus, get it right!

[tableturns77]

Billy boy start crying like a little bitch cause the old senile redneck bastard just lost everything.

[milofonbil]

Billy, you got it all wrong.  McCain never punched a cow. McCain wanted you to pull over to talk to the ol Cow Puncher, as in Cow-Poke or Cowboy. That's W 43's other nickname. You know how he has nicknames for everyone. Hey do you know what Bush's nickname is for McCain? McCainus

[coolerdude44]

u guys are retards this is so fake

[BustinBush]

Cows are for milking, not punching. Would you punch your wife?

[stalinspinkpony]

who knew? I hope the cow didn't hurt him...

[eddroid]

I heard that cow tasered a Christian childen's choir and called McCain's mother a pig with lipstick, which is apparently much more offensive coming from a fellow farm animal and all. And it's a gay-married vegan cow... who doesn't support the troops!

[Nypintha]

WTF - what did the cow do to him? Haaaa!

[hollymaria]

That's what we need. A president who will punch a cow. Wait. Um... *scratches head*

[sniffson]

I want to punch a cow.

[Runningflame175]

These are decent I guess, not particularly compelling though.

Oh and just so I can say this one time: First