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  • lady with the dead baby xP

  • Snootch to the nootch!!!!!!!!!

  • deja frick'n voo!

  • Who the hell waits outside of a video store until 3:00 in the morning??? LOL!

  • Jay looks soooooo hot in cartoon form

  • Ok the girl got sex by

    Dante

    A painter

    Another paint and a painter

    So 4 but 5 for she sex 2 dudes at a same time

  • @Eleenrei9 big time slut

  • * 0:45 * XD

  • haha this is heaps funnier than family guy! I didn't like this animated series too much when it first came out, but now I am older I appreciate it much more!

  • I'm the biggest idiot everrr lmao xD

  • Rip dwad baby, mother got life in jail.

  • silent bob is freekin awesome

  • @kingpig199 and smart too

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  • Geisha Randal is hilarious. 

  • De ja freakin vu lol!

  • 5:28 Her voice sounds so familiar, but I can't place my finger on it. God, this is driving me insane.

  • @ 0:15 couldn't they had just crawled through the vent on top of the door

  • Jay and silent bob are the funnier characters

  • "Well, that was pointless" "Yeahhh"

    Hahaha Jay, u rock out loud

  • @Bickyboy1234321 it's episode 6, the last episode of this series

  • I couldn't work at a convenience store. I'd be eating everything.

  • 453 painters and 6 Dantes!

  • WAHHH JEDI

  • got to love how silent bob's coat is like an endless storage device

  • Which episode was the carnival one with the drunk carny asking for a band-aid and they argue about it? Anybody know what one I'm talking about?

  • i dont understand how 114 thousand people people watch part one and 91 thousand watch part two lol

  • the painter has a strong back

  • lady stand here all day didn't go home to her babby, another blond cunt

  • "Dude your a tool" lol

  • I like how Randal still had his cap on while he was wearing the birthday cap

  • dude it was a 3 way, i understand, A ALL PAINTER 3 WAY MAN

  • Deja vu? LOL

  • Randall:Im going to restock the shelves and then im off to accept my nobel peace prize.As for you Dante,dont let that door shut.

    (cat slams into door) (door closes)

    Dante:Im the biggest idiot Ever!

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  • 3:04 2painters1cunt

  • wasnt the original movie to this in black and white

  • @dfer159632 yes sir the original clerks was indeed black and white

  • umm randell is a douch hahah but i like him!

  • snooch to the nooch

  • "Whoa! Jedi!" hahaha! Awesome!

  • Family Guy still has more flashbacks

  • lol the cat at 0:44

  • "i remember bob and i were by this metal thing with a knob"....LMAO i love how they reminisce about the past when its only the 2nd episode!!

  • And how about that one time. Caitlin fucked that old dead Jewish guy in the quick stop bathroom?

  • @Jumpybeaver HAHAHAHA YES

  • 1:19 - 1:28 Makes you wonder... Why'd Silent Bob have that memory? O.o Maybe he's the one who threw the vase! XD His facial expression is awesome! HAHAHA!

  • "Why are we walking like this?"

  • Deja-fricken vu

  • "duh i know that i was there"

    thats just what a say to someone who tells me thing like that xD

  • This show totally looks like it was made for kids but then they say some inapropiate joke

  • jay: if i had one of those light saber things id go (makes light saber sounds) wha jedi slice up tubby here go inside him and well stay worm for the night

    silent bob: :@.@

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  • i thought that he ordered the husband from china

  • Silent Bob should have said FUCK YO COUCH!

  • dude it was a threeway

    wat do u say we talk about-

    an all painter three way  man

    JAY IS AWESOME

  • "It's official, god is mocking us." I love that line.

  • he just whips out a crowbar lol

  • an all painter three way!

  • "lady with the dead baby?"

  • VOOM VOOM SHICKSNICKSNICK

    WOAAAAAAAH JEDI!

  • an all painter three way!

  • deja fricken vu!

  • Am I the only one who realizes that at 3:13 Jay has an ear ring but everything before and after its gone

  • 5:10 silent bob looks like gordan freeman with the crowbar. xD

  • NO TALKING!

  • haha they were having weird sex at 4:10 they even played the sex music in the background lol

  • de ja frickin' vu, right?

  • lol deja freaking vu

  • i love dante and the cat. im the bigest idiot ever

  • i love dante and the cat. im the bigest idiot ever

  • it was a painter three-some!

  • 1:35 lol

  • Jay is the best! No doubt.

  • lady with the dead baby xD

  • Im surprised they got away with this much stuff on ABC xD

  • @AmmyandIssun i know right i guess if fox shows family guy abc can show this

  • and look what happened..

  • irony in the locked building

  • Figures they'd give Randalle a Peace Prize, I hear they give that thing away for practically doing nothing. I'm surprised I haven't won one yet.

  • "Hello ? Anyone ? Lady with the dead baby ?" Heh

  • Why didn't they just clear away the stuff on the shelves and crawl out through them after opening the door?

  • @WorldWalker128 they couldnt move the stuff on the shelves away and crawl out because the stuff was on the other side

  • @WorldWalker128 Because they never heard of the "Just Eat Gilligan" trope (see TvTropes).

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  • @WorldWalker128 Apparently the shelves have glass on both sides. That's why they were pounding on them in the first part of the episode.

  • @Liface

    also, they could've used the ice pick to try to break the ice respectfully if they could.

  • @WorldWalker128 cause there would be no plot

  • @WorldWalker128 because that makes too much sense x)

  • @WorldWalker128 Because theres glass and it would make too much sense.

  • @WorldWalker128 : Because that wouldn't have been funny.

  • @WorldWalker128 because it's a cartoon and it would be too short if they solved the problem right away

  • silent bob is awsome

  • @dreasden58 Silent Bob the would-be Tauntaun. Lol

  • @dreasden58 i totally agree. but think of them today - who would accept silent bob into their company? probably nobody, couse he wouldn't be interesting enough (with that i mean phony - acting more interesting than he really is). he's just the way he is, very smart and all that shit, which only honest ppl would see. i think. the rest is just 'gossip girl' alikes. where have we come!!

    love the characters! wish i knew them for real!

  • @MsTrinaa what the hell are you talking about?

  • @thagrammarnazi you probably can't read, asshole.

  • @MsTrinaa what you said makes no sense whatsoever

  • @artsyadvancement sure it does. you just don't get what i'm saying. maybe you'll get it later in life, maybe never.. i don't really care.

  • @dreasden58 Because then there wouldn't be an episode.

  • "lady with the dead baby" XD

  • wow, the freezer starts all over again

  • 5:09 THE HOLY CROWBAR!!!

  • No one locks out my Kath Soucie!

  • Yes. Aerie > all !

    Also this show is much better than garbage like South Park, it should have done better and lasted longer.

    Pfeh, people are morons.

  • @Archedgar well speaking of South Park, I think Dante looks Stan when he's 32.

  • Deja frickin' vu!

  • that sound when the firecracker guys jump in and when kathleen has sex with the painter is frickin hillarious

  • Jay: dude your a tool!

    Dante: he doesn't even have a peace prize

    LOL EPIC

  • Ahhh! Soda Monster!

  • Slient Bob: o_O

  • Randel: It's amazing what you can do with ice.

  • HAHAHA! 1:23!!!

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  • awesome show

  • That Katleen is one hell of a slut!

  • this show is still on adult swim.

    I think it comes on on mondays or something. this series is da bomb :}

    Snooch to the Nooch!!

  • Lmaoo, oause at 1:27, silent bob's face is priceless

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  • Pause On 0:51 Dante's Eyes Are Priceless!

  • Cool series.

  • WHy did they cancel this.

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  • deja freakin vu

  • yeah dude ur a tool

    lol

  • Deja frikin vu!

  • veiwaskiew rules

  • "I cant believe I married two guys in one year!"

  • So retarded, love it!

  • I effin luv this!!!!! LMAO!!

  • hahah, trapped again

  • Hey r these their original voices r what

  • yeah i'm pretty sure

  • Yep, same actors from the movie. Kevin Smith has a very tight nit group of pals.

  • "At least I have my dignity, and tapes of you having sex with Katlin." Too true.

  • "Hello, anyone? Woman with the dead baby?" lol

  • Why do they keep repeating that same scene where they're "Walking" up a building?

  • cuz its funny

  • hahahah my friend did that with a cat once when he was drunk and he threw it at some one

  • why don't they just push open the door through the freezer thingy with the soda and milk and stuff?

  • the fridge door? are you high?

  • no...you know how if you go to a store and get milk, you open that pull out door thingy, The door that the guy opens to get the soda at the beggining of this part.

    If they like push it open, they may be able to climb through, or put their arm through and open the freezer door that's locked.

  • Jay: if i had a lightsaber i would vew vew snick snick waaaa jedi slice up tubby here

  • Snooch to the nooch love that line!

  • Snooch to the nooch Mr.Freakazila

  • I love the fanfare when bob reviles the Crowbar

  • All the Dante people at 2:24---lol!!

  • "lady with the dead baby!" funny shit

  • "Dude your a tool!"

  • 4:14

    is having sex with that Jap?

  • 5:17

    "FREE FREE FREE!!" * Jay and Silent bob start taking stuff * "No i mean we're free.." * Takes more and runs* LMAO!!!!!

  • I also Love how they just stare at them for a second and then take more and run! OMG that get me every time. LOL

  • there's something about these six episodes that lets you watch them over and over for a while (after you havent seen then in a while, of course) without getting tired of them. There's only 6 episodes, but it seems like more.

  • my baby had be home alone sill this morning where has you began

  • Goodbye, Tashiro. Wherever you are.

  • Dude it was a PAINTER three-way, man!

  • JEDI!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Hey lady with the dead baby!"

  • Deja freckin' vu.

  • Snooch to the Nooch

  • Randal:"I'm going to restock the shelves and then I'm off to accept my Nobel Peace Prize. As for you Dante, don't let that door shut." Dante:"Im the biggest idiot ever." LMAO

  • It looks like Dante forgot about Rick Derris.

  • Dante: "Well that was pointless."

    Jay: "Yah!"

  • I love the gay references! LOL

  • "you guys remember that?"

    "Yes, you just did it"

    LMAO with that part XD

    Jay and Silent Bob for the win!

  • to many gay jokes

  • 0:51 I'm a bigest idot ever! XD LOL

  • "I'm going to restock the shelves and then I'm off to accept my Nobel Peace Prize. As for you Dante, don't let that door shut."

  • this show is so funni for no reason!

  • With all due of seriousness I'm going to have to agree with you...this is giving me more laughs than fucking Family Guy...

  • "Duh, I was there."

  • "hellooo!! anyone?? lady with the dead baby??"

  • This TVshow is so good!

  • lol, i like clerks the series, but it looks like childs play compared to the live action movies, i mean jay repeatedly saying "fuck" and drug dealing and stuff

  • lol that asian dude looked like my uncle

  • ROFL. The guy husband part LOL

  • "Which is why we almost became priests."

  • There's three films. Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Clerks II

  • why the fuck did this get canceled!!!!