haha this is heaps funnier than family guy! I didn't like this animated series too much when it first came out, but now I am older I appreciate it much more!
1:19 - 1:28 Makes you wonder... Why'd Silent Bob have that memory? O.o Maybe he's the one who threw the vase! XD His facial expression is awesome! HAHAHA!
jay: if i had one of those light saber things id go (makes light saber sounds) wha jedi slice up tubby here go inside him and well stay worm for the night
@dreasden58 i totally agree. but think of them today - who would accept silent bob into their company? probably nobody, couse he wouldn't be interesting enough (with that i mean phony - acting more interesting than he really is). he's just the way he is, very smart and all that shit, which only honest ppl would see. i think. the rest is just 'gossip girl' alikes. where have we come!!
no...you know how if you go to a store and get milk, you open that pull out door thingy, The door that the guy opens to get the soda at the beggining of this part.
If they like push it open, they may be able to climb through, or put their arm through and open the freezer door that's locked.
there's something about these six episodes that lets you watch them over and over for a while (after you havent seen then in a while, of course) without getting tired of them. There's only 6 episodes, but it seems like more.
Randal:"I'm going to restock the shelves and then I'm off to accept my Nobel Peace Prize. As for you Dante, don't let that door shut." Dante:"Im the biggest idiot ever." LMAO
lol, i like clerks the series, but it looks like childs play compared to the live action movies, i mean jay repeatedly saying "fuck" and drug dealing and stuff
lady with the dead baby xP
ItsAllMeProductions 2 weeks ago
Snootch to the nootch!!!!!!!!!
TheNextAvrilLavigne 1 month ago
deja frick'n voo!
GoRiLLaBleeZy 2 months ago
Who the hell waits outside of a video store until 3:00 in the morning??? LOL!
alifeson85 2 months ago
Jay looks soooooo hot in cartoon form
TheNextAvrilLavigne 3 months ago
Ok the girl got sex by
Dante
A painter
Another paint and a painter
So 4 but 5 for she sex 2 dudes at a same time
Eleenrei9 3 months ago
@Eleenrei9 big time slut
TheNextAvrilLavigne 3 months ago
* 0:45 * XD
58xSomeThingstoopid 3 months ago
haha this is heaps funnier than family guy! I didn't like this animated series too much when it first came out, but now I am older I appreciate it much more!
quaidnomore 5 months ago
I'm the biggest idiot everrr lmao xD
AirbourneGal17 5 months ago
Rip dwad baby, mother got life in jail.
akiraman26 5 months ago
silent bob is freekin awesome
kingpig199 6 months ago
@kingpig199 and smart too
TheNextAvrilLavigne 3 months ago
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7MasterJedi7 6 months ago
Geisha Randal is hilarious.
coolaid77ify 6 months ago
De ja freakin vu lol!
dethklok745 7 months ago
5:28 Her voice sounds so familiar, but I can't place my finger on it. God, this is driving me insane.
VintageBalderdash 7 months ago
@ 0:15 couldn't they had just crawled through the vent on top of the door
luisoncaffeine 7 months ago
Jay and silent bob are the funnier characters
myutoobchannel 8 months ago
"Well, that was pointless" "Yeahhh"
Hahaha Jay, u rock out loud
omeganrayn 9 months ago
@Bickyboy1234321 it's episode 6, the last episode of this series
omeganrayn 10 months ago
I couldn't work at a convenience store. I'd be eating everything.
RaianTheFallen 10 months ago
453 painters and 6 Dantes!
fuckballs109 11 months ago
WAHHH JEDI
Fry1077 11 months ago
got to love how silent bob's coat is like an endless storage device
7damnotagain77 11 months ago
Which episode was the carnival one with the drunk carny asking for a band-aid and they argue about it? Anybody know what one I'm talking about?
BickyBoy1234321 11 months ago
i dont understand how 114 thousand people people watch part one and 91 thousand watch part two lol
nico7566 11 months ago
the painter has a strong back
MrMegaUber 11 months ago
lady stand here all day didn't go home to her babby, another blond cunt
akiraman26 11 months ago
"Dude your a tool" lol
WOWHead619 1 year ago 8
I like how Randal still had his cap on while he was wearing the birthday cap
slurms625 1 year ago
dude it was a 3 way, i understand, A ALL PAINTER 3 WAY MAN
senojnoremac 1 year ago 3
Deja vu? LOL
worldowarguru 1 year ago
Randall:Im going to restock the shelves and then im off to accept my nobel peace prize.As for you Dante,dont let that door shut.
(cat slams into door) (door closes)
Dante:Im the biggest idiot Ever!
swaggqueen101 1 year ago
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swaggqueen101 1 year ago
3:04 2painters1cunt
EeVvAaNn3 1 year ago 2
wasnt the original movie to this in black and white
dfer159632 1 year ago
@dfer159632 yes sir the original clerks was indeed black and white
Sn00tchieB00tchies 1 year ago
umm randell is a douch hahah but i like him!
sparrowgirl84 1 year ago
snooch to the nooch
slim77k 1 year ago
"Whoa! Jedi!" hahaha! Awesome!
Urmomsanoob88 1 year ago
Family Guy still has more flashbacks
Terdmissle9 1 year ago
lol the cat at 0:44
IconOfSin24148 1 year ago
"i remember bob and i were by this metal thing with a knob"....LMAO i love how they reminisce about the past when its only the 2nd episode!!
serpico89 1 year ago
And how about that one time. Caitlin fucked that old dead Jewish guy in the quick stop bathroom?
Jumpybeaver 1 year ago
@Jumpybeaver HAHAHAHA YES
slim77k 1 year ago
1:19 - 1:28 Makes you wonder... Why'd Silent Bob have that memory? O.o Maybe he's the one who threw the vase! XD His facial expression is awesome! HAHAHA!
JCAznDude 1 year ago
"Why are we walking like this?"
Sabertooth1000000000 1 year ago
Deja-fricken vu
Gmanlikeswaffles 1 year ago
"duh i know that i was there"
thats just what a say to someone who tells me thing like that xD
thedrunked 1 year ago
This show totally looks like it was made for kids but then they say some inapropiate joke
JordanMRos 1 year ago
jay: if i had one of those light saber things id go (makes light saber sounds) wha jedi slice up tubby here go inside him and well stay worm for the night
silent bob: :@.@
sonicfan1100000 1 year ago
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sonicfan1100000 1 year ago
i thought that he ordered the husband from china
lemonman456 1 year ago
Silent Bob should have said FUCK YO COUCH!
bloodtimer 1 year ago
dude it was a threeway
wat do u say we talk about-
an all painter three way man
JAY IS AWESOME
chocomaniac780 1 year ago
"It's official, god is mocking us." I love that line.
zeldaed123 1 year ago 2
he just whips out a crowbar lol
Fearstrike10500 1 year ago
an all painter three way!
uxbnkuribo 1 year ago 3
"lady with the dead baby?"
scotchtapedude 1 year ago
VOOM VOOM SHICKSNICKSNICK
WOAAAAAAAH JEDI!
cenzo188 1 year ago
an all painter three way!
wildhaunter 1 year ago
deja fricken vu!
jonasgirl555 1 year ago
Am I the only one who realizes that at 3:13 Jay has an ear ring but everything before and after its gone
okatvideogames 1 year ago 3
5:10 silent bob looks like gordan freeman with the crowbar. xD
MetalJody1990 1 year ago
NO TALKING!
DumbtimeOneoOne 1 year ago
haha they were having weird sex at 4:10 they even played the sex music in the background lol
Trudragon88 1 year ago
de ja frickin' vu, right?
jonnyscratch 1 year ago
lol deja freaking vu
GhostBanger69baby 1 year ago
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i love dante and the cat. im the bigest idiot ever
toxicmonkey9991 1 year ago
i love dante and the cat. im the bigest idiot ever
toxicmonkey9991 1 year ago
i love dante and the cat. im the bigest idiot ever
toxicmonkey9991 1 year ago
it was a painter three-some!
toxicmonkey9991 1 year ago
1:35 lol
techdeckgamer 1 year ago
Jay is the best! No doubt.
MrSomebody101 1 year ago
lady with the dead baby xD
stickmasrerDX 1 year ago 5
Im surprised they got away with this much stuff on ABC xD
AmmyandIssun 2 years ago 5
@AmmyandIssun i know right i guess if fox shows family guy abc can show this
tankcatss 1 year ago
and look what happened..
ThousanWhite 1 year ago
irony in the locked building
SmashLiXs 2 years ago
Figures they'd give Randalle a Peace Prize, I hear they give that thing away for practically doing nothing. I'm surprised I haven't won one yet.
newyy1 2 years ago 3
"Hello ? Anyone ? Lady with the dead baby ?" Heh
Mundane05 2 years ago 7
Why didn't they just clear away the stuff on the shelves and crawl out through them after opening the door?
WorldWalker128 2 years ago 80
@WorldWalker128 they couldnt move the stuff on the shelves away and crawl out because the stuff was on the other side
SuperJoshy2009 1 year ago
@WorldWalker128 Because they never heard of the "Just Eat Gilligan" trope (see TvTropes).
Crazy56U 1 year ago
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uberari 1 year ago
@WorldWalker128 Apparently the shelves have glass on both sides. That's why they were pounding on them in the first part of the episode.
Liface 1 year ago
@Liface
also, they could've used the ice pick to try to break the ice respectfully if they could.
hinatasexslave 1 year ago
@WorldWalker128 cause there would be no plot
eleman97 1 year ago
@WorldWalker128 because that makes too much sense x)
bzradiohead18 9 months ago 4
@WorldWalker128 Because theres glass and it would make too much sense.
TheStickKid 6 months ago
@WorldWalker128 : Because that wouldn't have been funny.
whutbrush 6 months ago
@WorldWalker128 because it's a cartoon and it would be too short if they solved the problem right away
CoreeHovden 4 months ago
silent bob is awsome
dreasden58 2 years ago 81
@dreasden58 Silent Bob the would-be Tauntaun. Lol
L2112Lif 1 year ago
@dreasden58 i totally agree. but think of them today - who would accept silent bob into their company? probably nobody, couse he wouldn't be interesting enough (with that i mean phony - acting more interesting than he really is). he's just the way he is, very smart and all that shit, which only honest ppl would see. i think. the rest is just 'gossip girl' alikes. where have we come!!
love the characters! wish i knew them for real!
MsTrinaa 1 year ago
@MsTrinaa what the hell are you talking about?
thagrammarnazi 1 year ago
@thagrammarnazi you probably can't read, asshole.
MsTrinaa 1 year ago
@MsTrinaa what you said makes no sense whatsoever
artsyadvancement 1 year ago
@artsyadvancement sure it does. you just don't get what i'm saying. maybe you'll get it later in life, maybe never.. i don't really care.
MsTrinaa 1 year ago
@dreasden58 Because then there wouldn't be an episode.
JacksonTheBoyd 5 months ago
"lady with the dead baby" XD
IIIIDUFFMANIIII 2 years ago 2
wow, the freezer starts all over again
ReaperStalfo 2 years ago
5:09 THE HOLY CROWBAR!!!
Gottenburg 2 years ago 4
No one locks out my Kath Soucie!
TheSquirrelMovie 2 years ago
Yes. Aerie > all !
Also this show is much better than garbage like South Park, it should have done better and lasted longer.
Pfeh, people are morons.
Archedgar 2 years ago 5
@Archedgar well speaking of South Park, I think Dante looks Stan when he's 32.
TORNADOKENNY207 2 years ago
Deja frickin' vu!
LegoJunk128 2 years ago 5
that sound when the firecracker guys jump in and when kathleen has sex with the painter is frickin hillarious
jiniton 2 years ago
Jay: dude your a tool!
Dante: he doesn't even have a peace prize
LOL EPIC
eeeeeeeman 2 years ago 4
Ahhh! Soda Monster!
JakFan13 2 years ago 3
Slient Bob: o_O
Gottenburg 2 years ago
Randel: It's amazing what you can do with ice.
JakFan13 2 years ago
HAHAHA! 1:23!!!
anarchyxvx 2 years ago 2
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anarchyxvx 2 years ago
awesome show
Cheddarztv 2 years ago 3
That Katleen is one hell of a slut!
pinonoir302 2 years ago 6
this show is still on adult swim.
I think it comes on on mondays or something. this series is da bomb :}
Snooch to the Nooch!!
Murdocissoawesome 2 years ago 3
Lmaoo, oause at 1:27, silent bob's face is priceless
iFranxo 2 years ago
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MasterShake43 2 years ago
Pause On 0:51 Dante's Eyes Are Priceless!
johnnieRad 2 years ago 2
Cool series.
deyohn 2 years ago
WHy did they cancel this.
YoArby 2 years ago
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WackdProductions 2 years ago
deja freakin vu
cphacker95 2 years ago
yeah dude ur a tool
lol
CounterMike 2 years ago
Deja frikin vu!
InSanoG 2 years ago
veiwaskiew rules
tenaciousDsspawn 2 years ago
"I cant believe I married two guys in one year!"
livelafflove76 2 years ago 4
So retarded, love it!
NosDemonic 2 years ago
I effin luv this!!!!! LMAO!!
Jaydaguy 2 years ago
hahah, trapped again
Venatir25 2 years ago
Hey r these their original voices r what
sangoemo 2 years ago
yeah i'm pretty sure
evillord1324 2 years ago
Yep, same actors from the movie. Kevin Smith has a very tight nit group of pals.
Cartoonfan4072 2 years ago
"At least I have my dignity, and tapes of you having sex with Katlin." Too true.
Lucario5197 2 years ago
"Hello, anyone? Woman with the dead baby?" lol
CtrlCCtrlVCopy 2 years ago
Why do they keep repeating that same scene where they're "Walking" up a building?
1aundulxaldin 2 years ago
cuz its funny
funkyt23 2 years ago
hahahah my friend did that with a cat once when he was drunk and he threw it at some one
MrBubonicChronic 2 years ago
why don't they just push open the door through the freezer thingy with the soda and milk and stuff?
wwetributes897 2 years ago
the fridge door? are you high?
pauldonald 2 years ago
no...you know how if you go to a store and get milk, you open that pull out door thingy, The door that the guy opens to get the soda at the beggining of this part.
If they like push it open, they may be able to climb through, or put their arm through and open the freezer door that's locked.
wwetributes897 2 years ago
Jay: if i had a lightsaber i would vew vew snick snick waaaa jedi slice up tubby here
ronidavis 2 years ago 6
Snooch to the nooch love that line!
CHAN3LP3ARLZ 2 years ago 5
Snooch to the nooch Mr.Freakazila
christopherharvell66 2 years ago 3
I love the fanfare when bob reviles the Crowbar
ozzy1181 2 years ago 4
All the Dante people at 2:24---lol!!
babymoondancer 2 years ago 3
"lady with the dead baby!" funny shit
MarmiteGivesLife 2 years ago 4
"Dude your a tool!"
rockandroll6880 2 years ago 2
4:14
is having sex with that Jap?
vidda2000 2 years ago 4
5:17
"FREE FREE FREE!!" * Jay and Silent bob start taking stuff * "No i mean we're free.." * Takes more and runs* LMAO!!!!!
BigSmoke2222 2 years ago 3
I also Love how they just stare at them for a second and then take more and run! OMG that get me every time. LOL
BigSmoke2222 2 years ago 2
there's something about these six episodes that lets you watch them over and over for a while (after you havent seen then in a while, of course) without getting tired of them. There's only 6 episodes, but it seems like more.
PhilM662 2 years ago 4
my baby had be home alone sill this morning where has you began
BCGPRINCESS 2 years ago
Goodbye, Tashiro. Wherever you are.
uxbnkuribo 2 years ago 3
Dude it was a PAINTER three-way, man!
MurderTrainAComin 2 years ago 2
JEDI!!!!!!!!!!
dozer9774 2 years ago
"Hey lady with the dead baby!"
boone982 2 years ago
Deja freckin' vu.
NeegarPants 2 years ago
Snooch to the Nooch
SwantonBomb30 2 years ago 29
Randal:"I'm going to restock the shelves and then I'm off to accept my Nobel Peace Prize. As for you Dante, don't let that door shut." Dante:"Im the biggest idiot ever." LMAO
PokemonMaster104 2 years ago 7
It looks like Dante forgot about Rick Derris.
vigo894 2 years ago
Dante: "Well that was pointless."
Jay: "Yah!"
fuckballs109 2 years ago
I love the gay references! LOL
DetectiveInsaneL 2 years ago
"you guys remember that?"
"Yes, you just did it"
LMAO with that part XD
Jay and Silent Bob for the win!
PhluppeHimself 2 years ago
to many gay jokes
Josh1231231231231 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Not to be or anything but i just think this, but jay makes an ugly cartoon
karashin18 2 years ago
0:51 I'm a bigest idot ever! XD LOL
artixvonkrigor 2 years ago
"I'm going to restock the shelves and then I'm off to accept my Nobel Peace Prize. As for you Dante, don't let that door shut."
Baseball17fan 2 years ago 2
this show is so funni for no reason!
a2izo 2 years ago 2
With all due of seriousness I'm going to have to agree with you...this is giving me more laughs than fucking Family Guy...
DarkToboki 2 years ago 3
"Duh, I was there."
CloudStrifeThe1st 2 years ago
"hellooo!! anyone?? lady with the dead baby??"
ballekreft 2 years ago 2
This TVshow is so good!
RweeNUTS 2 years ago
lol, i like clerks the series, but it looks like childs play compared to the live action movies, i mean jay repeatedly saying "fuck" and drug dealing and stuff
reymysterios9 2 years ago
lol that asian dude looked like my uncle
JayPivot 2 years ago
ROFL. The guy husband part LOL
lugia3 2 years ago
"Which is why we almost became priests."
Baseball17fan 2 years ago
There's three films. Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Clerks II
tenoriomichael87 3 years ago
why the fuck did this get canceled!!!!
SonicDensetsu 3 years ago