Top 5 Animal Stories

[TomFrancisIsBeast]

The dog who saved the kittens should be number one...

[theairsoftkid123]

there not utters there penis's thats why shes (tecnacly he) is pissing 1:57

[sirdezeta]

mugamusaica inada de asc siaco

[jungaraful]

kaman puddi

[chumpalumpa222]

Poor snake

[watchruss]

ummmm. hmmmm. ok.

[egrojodnamra]

interesting cumming poon, interesting

[MegaMr334]

1:10 thats cute

[hithummah]

because of animal rights the monkey works 2 hr max, donkeys' been under oppression for thousands of years and no body speaks for them

[laurensneakysmile]

Uhh Miss

Where is my Kung Pao Chicken?

[gulabgulkab]

aaaaaaand hahaha



[kwelson25]

a green light saber !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wowicecreamcake]

even the waiter monkeys

[Wowicecreamcake]

every monkey

[Wowicecreamcake]

they are torturing those monkeys! 

[CaylusBullitmaster]

DOES HE PAY TAX?

[HarveyTheHunter]

i work in a parla we can always milk a cow and this happens to loads of our cows!! its nothing special

[GorgieLoyal1]

can a have some chicken fried rice and prawn crackers please?

[stevi14hot]

haha american monkeys 3:25

[metalandjazzare1]

dogs are mans best friends not animals but we are animals so your an animal

[KyprosEllinon]

comercials!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[tiaguinholondon]

she sucks

[das32192]

did she really just say her name is cumin poon?

[AfKman101]

the monkey at the end is soo cool, i wish i could have something like that

[quad923]

Fat monkey

[venomluka]

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH

[traumahawk331]

The date this video was uploaded Is my bday!!! :D

[k1ttykatt23]

dont agree with the whole monkey waiter, obviously sanctioned by animal welfare and fair play to him if he wants to but the owner wants MORE??? dude, isnt there enough slaves in the world and you want to add the animal kingdom into waitressing?

[thatoneguy12ize]

The python got treated cool.

[staker222]

milk looks gross when it comes out the udders lol

[Ibeatgyno23]

Is she Korean with an Australian accent? Fuckin awesome!

[TyranBrack]

Hello, Im "come and pwn"?

[polcon7]

poon



[iamhiphop361]

@nanotechpower... Haha I heard the same thing! I thought it was a joke at first!

[tsjappie123456]

Did anyone else laugh when she said her eyes were to big for her stomach hehe

[nanotechpowerware]

Did she just say her name was cum in poon?

[xkizza123x]

@nanotechpowerware i believe she did lol

[Dennis060796]

1:28 (That's what he said)

[firefly66661]

ahh ship the monkeys to america problem solved.

[GansterClownPartys]

357 Jack russels are against cats

[b0r3d0n1ine]

fuck off.... the waiter monkeys get Fired for eating the food, THEN they get put in the Zoo.... thats the real story!!!!!!!!

[b0r3d0n1ine]

the MUSLIM owner Chose the name....that can't be right...she must mean HINDU owner

[Bodminder]

Don't ever speak english again....ever.

[SuperN0obxpress]

i want a monkey waiter! i'd give him actual fucking money for that

[ReihanaManson]

"My eyes are just way too big for my stomach" need I say anything more?

[cds417]

stupid ugly asian bitch

[shakes0010]

clearly she learned to speak english in Australia....dumbasses

[nomBRUNCHnom]

@shakes0010 we Australians are NOT DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!

i am a proud Aussie and always will be

[shakes0010]

@nomBRUNCHnom so am i nitwit....i was refering to the dumbasses that couldnt figure out why she has an aussie accent

[nomBRUNCHnom]

@shakes0010 oops

my bad

i understand now

dang embarrassing

thank you

XD

and yeah, if she has an aussie accent or part it would be because of that

sorry again

[Ghaz3k]

how does Asian sound offensive

[nomBRUNCHnom]

@Ghaz3k

oh

some people think its mean referring them all as asians

i dont know

i know some people who are like "thats rude" dont want to be rude

[Ghaz3k]

@nomBRUNCHnom fair enough :P

[nomBRUNCHnom]

@Ghaz3k

thanks

:D

[nomBRUNCHnom]

ASIANS AND AUSTRALIANS DO NOT HAVE THE SAME OR A SIMILAR ACCENT!!!!!

We may also be from the Asia pacific but we aren't asian

Ps Asian sound offensive I apologize

[nomBRUNCHnom]

@nomBRUNCHnom but yeah she does have some Australian in her

NOT BRITISH

[88riddler]

Because it's a dog eat dog world at the same time as some animals are peoples good friends lol

[G0DLIKE911]

The top 1 monkey salary probably is too low to buy his freedom ^_^

[zubze]

That is so not her talking

[j1nxowner]

omfg 4:09 i thought monkeys are scared of the water and this ones full showering, now if seen everything =D

[j1nxowner]

sure cats and dogs fuck around but until it gets serious lol

[Androidkid17]

I have big eyes I'm an Asian WTF??

[Haloruler171]

pause at 2:16

[FiNdUdE11]

that monkey must have ate another monkey

[littlesheep11]

she´s so cute :)

[Skaucat]

mans best friend is animals? Yea i have a great white shark as a best friend, he did bite off my leg one time tho, but we were only playing around

[synotick]

she makes some wicked jokes..., in first place not an obese monkey but a serving one :S

[bored1980]

3:29 - American monkey. Ameronkey.

[SuperSamuel4321]

The dog saving the kittens was the only one i liked. I feel sorry for the monkeys :(

[SquattingBear01]

@SuperSamuel4321 the fat ones yeah but the other gets food as tips as well as food from the owner

[acebpd]

stop talking like that you are embarrassing your self.. christ tucker -rush hour 2-

[mybluesky100]

I like those monkey.

[AkitaNeru6]

Da monkey was so cute XD

[MetroPlayer25]

What's her name?

[MrNoodles87]

I wonder if Cum in Poon would like Micack

[beckybecks20]

Number one was too cute:'D

[vinzz2008]

that scene seeing the dog breathing the oxygen and the firefighter patting I'm almost made me cry..



[Shp00k]

The dog and kitten story should have been the top spot by far..

[maryamtaheri]

poor snake D:

[themossatron]

the first story is just the ultimate combination of cute things

[eatsomecakemix]

hey look, the like/dislike bar is a light saber. lets smack that monkay..

[TheL12213]

Can't tell if her accent is chinese or australian...

[dittedaugaard]

The bartender monkey is just sick and totally wrong...

[RDTatel]

monkeys stop eating McDonald !!

[MrMcPippens]

i like that there are laws about animals doing work

[masihmafia1996]

if andimals are mans best friend why do we pollute the earth and kill them?

[mykidsdad36]

@masihmafia1996 - Sadly, Because we do not return the favor, and we are NOT their best friends .... for the most past, most Humans only do what benefits their on selfish motives and desires !

[Sexaulchocalte100]

@masihmafia1996 sorry to break the news but dogs are man's best friend

[xTheHuggieBear]

@masihmafia1996 go die you hippy scumbag.

[Siegetower]

@masihmafia1996 Dogs are mans best friend. Not all animals. We are animals ourselves, mammalian omnivores with a mixed digestive system, neither purely carnivore or purely vegetarian. We eat animals as we are other animals.

Pollution is an unintended waste product of our society. It is our responsibility to minimise it.

[metalandjazzare1]

@Siegetower we are animals genius

[Siegetower]

@metalandjazzare1 Yes...we are...me writing 'We are animals ourselves' above may have given you the impression I know that.

What's the point of your comment?

[kimhunter2]

@masihmafia1996 We ALL have to take responsibility everyday with ever dollar. Peace.

[VaginaBallsDick]

@masihmafia1996 Most animals kill other animals for food we do the same now calm your godamn tits and face the facts.

[dreath1324]

@masihmafia1996 What the hell are andimals?

[jdevans2u]

@masihmafia1996 Because they are extremely tasty

[vegetafan888]

that resturant with the monkey waiters is deffineteley FDA approved

[torasco879]

Bahh monkey, make meh a samwich :)

[MasterofrandomAlex]

xD I have seen the No.1 monkeys before :P kinda expected something else.

[KOOLKELLY94]

CUM IN MY POO

[imParticle]

hahahaha, fat monkeys, hahahaha

[MultiHit1000]

LOL.  Obese monkey!

[abyssicknight]

I want a monkey slave, soon I will rule the world with my army of monkey slaves, mwaa, ha ha ha ha.

[chrishitlicious]

No matter how annoying she is, you cant be better than her

[CarbootGenius]

2:15 Eyes are too big... trololol

[0909asd0909]

cum in puun? lol

[bigbone38]

Fuck that! people don't throw food at the monkeys. They just went to America.

[Cooki3Monst3r94]

God her voice is annoying

[janeel94]

bahahhahah 'hello everyone im cum in poon' :L

[outernettboy]

how did the kittens survive when the dog almost died rescuing them? they was inside right?

[TheShorre21]

Her eyes are too big for her stomach???? Did she just say that???? Looooool!!

[TheShorre21]

Is her name cuntenpoon?

[Corkoth55]

@TheShorre21 it even said Kaman Pun are you blind?

[cool1pivoter]

man's real best friend is women

[XxCuriousBananaxX]

Lol the cows like "Chill out, I got this"

[hi5pop1]

an austrailian asian?

[good4thehood]

Shitest video I've ever watched in life

[FOBmzunguREPTILICUS]

monkeys serving monkeys

[FOBmzunguREPTILICUS]

australias top 5 stoopid news

[nomBRUNCHnom]

@FOBmzunguREPTILICUS

this maybe

australians HELL NO!!!!!

aussie aussie aussie OI OI OI

[Luis94591]

that is not a monkey, that is goku in his oozaru form...

[MisterDaddyFatSack]

her voice gets really annoying. it's like she's trying to teach a bunch of elementary school kids

[shelbykitty123]

yeah fat monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[seanfriend1]

OI MONKEH! fetch me ma beah!

[larsieboy14]

Hey what do u get if u have a japanese girl wich trys to speak english with a brittish accent?

[jcontheroad1210]

@larsieboy14 has a little australian in there too

[maxthezest]

@larsieboy14 sounds more australian to me

[200percentdundee]

@larsieboy14 not this chick

[tuppyfy]

@larsieboy14 it's an Australian accent

[MyLilSwagga313]

@larsieboy14 im almost certain she has an australian accent...

[larsieboy14]

Hey, what do you get if a japanese girl trys to speak english with a brittish accent?

[MrSpy3000]

Anaconda can eat a cow 

[tootsiepop825]

The world is being over run by obese and none obese monkeys....o-O

[PotMonster16]

@lightbliehaze THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!

[lightbluehaze]

Your telling me a monkey took my job

[yodda47]

@trecoolmania..... Dude that is not right.... :/ that is actually quite disturbing....

[trecoolmania]

is it weird that i got an awkward erection at 1: 37?...

[langedaddy95]

eyes to big .. is that ment to be some sort of sick joke you gook

[1Dynodan]

Phwoooar the host is well tasty,,,

[Jesicka89]

I don't know why I feel sorry for the last monkey

[stylesurfers]

its not her voice, its her accent

[tylrock89]

STFU .. GRR

[wanted888ghost]

ahahahaha i luaght so mauch

"hello every one my name is comon po"

[SuperTomas1998]

hey monkey one vodka please!



[DensetsuShonen]

Oh MY EAAAARS Damn Nature You SCARY !!

[nikospneuma1]

LOL. That monkey scrubs it's ass and then it serves you...Delicious!!!

[GheoHavvk]

Commercials on Youtube!?

[LionEntity]

maybe the kittens used up 8 lives and only have 1 left each

[dimos47ki7]

man's best friends are animals? and i thought it was only for dog's

personally i would never make friends with a white shark or a crocodile for example...

[Idontgiveashit189]

I got a strange boner from her voice....

[cratian15]

why do i need a retake on a 4 min video.........

[LukeValentino]

Now over to our pet Asian Reporter

[eliaspaard]

thums down for stupid presentator...

[compuguy123]

1. I DECLARE HAXXXX

wheres the monitor?

[compuguy123]

cool story bro

[thebigandscary]

her name is cum in poon? that is fantastic!

[shelbykitty123]

@thebigandscary Kuman Pun not cum in poon

[TPQ1980]

@thebigandscary Instructions are on the box.

[Gunnedslingers1]

@thebigandscary hahahaha i read this comment before the vid started and didnt think u were seriuos. that is fuckin great

[MrJoeybigz]

@thebigandscary lol

[amoonavidtanha]

her accent is so fake, and she is as good as an opened leg

[GenjiZerk]

Obesse monkeys?! BAHAHAHA, I didn't know there was a monkey made mcdonalds out there?!

[mrrandomsheep]

2:02 Named after Hindu Goddess, but the owner is Muslim.... WTF??!!

[FxSnRoK]

0:43 man's best friend: ANIMALS

WTF!? stupid...

[alanmeires]

them moneys have more brains than half the people what live in America lol

[ColdShaunUK]

Are them fat monkeys American?

[GBarrto]

Fast Food heehe

[AnthonyBrabants]

Hahahahahahahaha fat monkeys

[Mr6diamond]

i rather see her naked

[mslenylove11]

Monkeys on diet? Lmfao

[Strangeasitseem]

great stuff!

[JordanJ1263]

Snakes don't chew, moron