Swat violence threatens to become all-out war - 05 Aug 08

[79haggis]

who stole their samosas?? LLF the start sounds fuckin funni !!

[xXPumPerXx]

hahahah pandi pandi pandi

[Uberslime]

Is this serious?

[GothSeiDank]

Hi Apu

[bobojeff123]

Translating: Herpa Derka Ferpa Hurra Herky Jerky Poo Poo Durrrrrrrr

[abu1125]

wow the narrator sounds like microsoft sam or sounds like a FUCKING DOUCHBAG.

[Arian1105]

FUCK Peaple shit song Terrorist Pashtun Mother fucker

[vykkheralden]

"Lets play some tetris mother, fuckers."

[5567ism]

"they dont have enough medicine or stuff" with the mono-tone killed me, lol

[GamerGuyM]

rofl, love how the guys voice goes down at the end XD

[Chieu3]

This is serious but I'm guessing the people who want to make it a joke hire a computer to read out of a script.

[kylen1487]

Wow! You people are fucking Retarded! Don't just sit there...STAND UP AND DEFEND YOURSELVES!

[13AJJONES]

DO YOU PEOPLE EVER CONSIDER,...DEFENDING YOURSELVES AND FIGHTING BACK ? !!

[kunatoo]

Plea to The Govt.of Pakistan and the Human Rights.The remains of these Suicide Bombers and their accomplices be hanged n displayed at Prominent places all over Pakistan.This would ensure that these Bastards would only then understand that their deeds led them to Paradise or Hell once their bodies are eaten by Vultures.Only,n only this ruthless action by the Govt can make a stop to the loss of innocent lives. My Plea, to the Human Rights, Please keep a mum if u want to have the peace.

[ExploshunZ]

lmfao. best video on youtube?

[JJOSH5]

lmao wtf is this??

[HardCor3KiLLa4USA]

you cant this seriously with that voice LOL

[jg26phi]

@HardCor3KiLLa4USA men try to speak Arabic bro let me here ur fucking voices

[r3pTiL3CaLi]

@HardCor3KiLLa4USA i agree with you

[Clapraw]

and at the beginning hes like " watch the douschebags who are badly wounded"

[jhoags92]

Haha! He does!

[iEspionage]

@Clapraw LMFAO

[Clapraw]

does he say douchebag at the beginning???? and His voice is like normal... but at the end of every sentence he fades out

[Deven34]

Lol it sounds like it

[BHWR]

sounds like microsoft sam

[Clapraw]

lol... agreed

[andrade6969]

Wheres Gandi in all this???

[Greek1ightning88]

would you like to try some of my Gugi Gugi?

[pakhtoonkhwa39]

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[eog316]

people in this area of earth are always hunger for war. people caught in the middle... i feel sorry for them. there must be a strong leader that could make this people from both side behave. i can't see a strong leader from both side of this country right now. its so sad!

[bboppop86]

pathans shud continue fight for freedom against pakistanis...

u hav support from ur indian brothers...

pakistan uses pathans as escape goat just as they did with bangladesh.. drone attacks by usa is allowed and welcomed by pakis.. such a shame...

indians hav love and admiration for pathans like sharuk khan..amir khan etc...

[kh4n5]

good point

[nishkov]

Even if the Sand Monkeys from the middle east come to pakistan to fight a Full Scale war with India, the Sand Monkeys will be killed. India and Israel will turn the middle east into a inferno.

[hassansaleh90]

you're talking about arabs like that althought you look like fuckin' brown shit

[sapv780]

Paki elite's Dictionary: Pakistan=Corruptionistan General's Favourite= US Dollars only Army officer dream= Res plots in DHA's Best political institution= Paki Army Best friends=Americans Friendship= To be a slave Worst enemies= Poor countrymen Ideal foriegn policy= to be a frontline state Kabab mien Huddi= Pashtuns Stance against India= To suck own ppl blood Non Punjabi lands= weapons testing ranges Islam= emergency exploitation tool

[campeonpp]

sap780...I think you arent from Pakistan....you are a jews from Nazisrael....

[swatkhan666]

Pathans are friendly people but it is the panjabis who have fucked it up like they always do. The americans paid them money to fight terroirism so what did the fucking Persident do give pukhtoon people to america. Pukhtoon people are true fighter with strong heart LUK @THE FUCKING PAKIS ARMY NOW SO SCARED THAT INDIAN IS GOING TO ATTACK THEM. if the bastards didn't fuck around with pukhtoons it would hve been all good. But no matta what has happened the pukhtoons r ready if the indians army come

[donisters]

y u blame punjabis is pato a punjabi was musharf a punjabi no he was not just the capitol is in punjab punjabis dont support what the army is doing in swat

[swainswt]

donisters u are right in some words but as fas as ur sentance abt daughter is concern, it is humble request to get the data of young girls unmarried from both region n then compare it ,u wil altimatly find the ration much more n punjab n islam tells us dont keep ur daughters and sisters in ur homes when they join adolescence age means must be wd husbands,f patans r saling there daughter thn y girls n punjab enjoying thr marriages age n there father home, while patans girls n thr husbands homes.

[donisters]

u peop[le are animals u sell ur doughters i dont hate taliban i agree with shariah law dont blame punjabis if u are up why do all pathans come to punjab to clean our streets i dont agree with the what the army is doing but its people like u who calim u are pathan so u are suprior then every1 else in paak lol we were also attacked by the army look what happend in laal masjid the mullah there was a punjabi but we dont start blaming the muhajirs for what musharff did

[roopnagridhenku]

Teri maa di fudiSWAT, FATA, BELUCHISTAN, PESHWAR, LAHORE, KARACHI. TALIBAN everywhere in Pakistan.They stoped music, entertainment, dance, Girls education, Shaving hair , wearing good clothes, they are beating your women, killing you, marrying your sister, daughter & even if your mother. It is a long list.What else left. The day will come when Taliban doctor will remove Pussies from all Pakistani women. Then Pakistan will be Gayistan.

[pashtunwalee2009]

mate i think u ned some education on our pashtun culture, u tel me pashton sold his daughter non u f , wer in lahur prastutions wide open , this war is a game of pak gov and isi they hav created da talibans to get money for thier paki army but in da middle the poor pashtun is suffring , we had enough we dont want da talibans and we dont pak we hav our own law has ben exicted for 1000y berofe pak was born i wish it never did we pashtuns wouldnt have these problems both in pashtunwha n afghanistan

[crazypete3]

i hate how stupid people wine and complain that the swat teams are coming in and causing violence when they are really helping them, because if it weren't for those swat/army troops they would dead...

[andygaras]

LOL SINGLEMUSLIM . COM LOLOL

[andygaras]

LOL HE SOUNDS LIKE A CURRY LOL

[1GUNRUNNER]

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[tondikalim]

All pakistanis need to undesstand that pakistan is being destabilized by few of the anti muslim terrorist countries as to target the only Islamic nuclear country.Pakistan need to change course and extend hand of friendship to Russia and further strengthen ties with China.Taliban existance is directly proportional to foreign troops invading Afghanistan and Middle East.For God sake Muslims Recognize your real Enemy and OIC be injected with steroid.

[whiteeagle0005]

wake up pashton of swat valley...remember your elders history like (mahmod khan ghazni), (Ahmed sha Abdaly)and much more like this... fight for honour... and declate jihad against pakistan panjabi kafir army..every where they are killing only pashtoons ...

why?

[fuckindia123go]

fuck u all terorists u mother fuckers.

u r not muslims, ur sisters and mothers need to b fucked by the whole world.

[octane6188]

you are not good muslims. a good muslim MUST find excuses and find ways to kill. Learn from your arab brothers. bad bad. Please do kill your brothers atleast if you cant find anyone else.

[thebiharivoice]

hallmarks of a failed state, i.e pakistan.

Allah ka lakh lakh suhkra hai that our kashmir valley is the right side of border, other wise it will have becomen just like swat valley.

[infiltratorr]

pashtun superior porki inferior h can they live togheter?

[wilsparky]

The gun men should learn how to live in peace and feed their families by working productively instead of killing.

[zeenyjan]

i am from swat (matta) i like what (abcw828) had posted we are a peaceful nation,and we can solve our problem and the world will get a great surprise to see us as one pashtoon one dream, peace love and brotherhood

[cutesawan]

wht u mean u can solve ur problems,

1st u have to think who created the peoblems?

[ajmaljoe]

The reporter has a very funny tone and accent haha

[abcw828]

Insha Allah,we will find a solution 2 our problems & march forward in2 the future as a prosperous & peaceful nation.The world will honour our name & our flag will shine in glory.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!!

[Ahuv1985]

death to islam and child molester prophet mouahmed

[88a]

Hamidsahil is an inferior Indians salves of muslims Pakistani muslims for yrs.

Indians r bastards 10 separtists movements all want their rightful Independance u mother fucker Indian shit.

Pakistanis know who r Pasthuns & afghans unlike u pretending a pasthun .coward fuck off

[abcw828]

Seems like u still have a chip on your shoulder from what the Lebanese did 2 u :)

[88a]

Hamidsahil:

Do u know inferior Indians are/were salves of muslims Pakistani muslims for yrs.

Indians r bastards 10 separtists movements all want their rightful Independance u mother fucker Indian shit.

Pakistanis know who r Pasthuns & afghans unlike u pretending a pasthun .coward fuck off

[everclear66]

god that reporter sounds like one of those text to speech programs!! surely there's more tallent at Aljeezera HQ..rofl they're running away[STOP] as quickly as they can[STOP] using anything they can [STOP] run [STOP] they're still running [STOP] neck and neck [STOP]Paki on the right takes the lead[STOP]

[abcw828]

I am originally from the FRONTIER and i LOVE PAKISTAN.This hamid is a foreigner posing as a Pakistani.

[hamidsahil]

Pashtuns are suffering the most from pakistani amry. Pakistan killing our kids and women and destorying culture and language. Pashtuns wake up don't let these punjabi to use as slaves.

[pakiman47]

stfu....there are just as many pashtun's in the pak army as there are punjabis...the elite classes and military are screwing the punjabi's just as much. don't play the west's game and try to divide the hearts of pakistanis. we are one nation, one people. sell outs like you should go fuck yourselves.

[FUCKYOURGODINTHEASS]

You are right.The elite also use religion to divide us all, as well.

[hamidsahil]

Punjabis are killing pashtuns. Don't say you are one nation, pashtuns will never accept as a member of a family. Pakistan is the enemy of pashtuns and don't forget what is happening to pashtuns that is because of pakistan.

[pakiman47]

im sorry you feel that way because the vast majority of pashtuns love their country, and respect and cherish the diversity of pakistan. there are few like hamid karzai who are puppets of the west who seek to destroy pakistan. if you want to be on that side you are welcome, but don't expect to be received happily by other pushtuns...

[Ahuv1985]

Muslim dogs, they assault, rape, and massacre HINDUS, then when the HINDUS fight back, they cry and wheep. DEATH TO ISLAM!

[abcw828]

Wishful thinking bro,last I remember it was a Muslim group from southern Lebanon who kicked your arse in war.LOL!!

[88a]

As usual fucking arabs media make effort for an allout war. Terrible Aljeezera.

[pukaman2000]

This makes me weep.

[abcw828]

WTF is happening to our country?

[jjhony85]

assholes, u r now ripping what u have sowed

[abcw828]

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

By Damian Grammaticus

BBC News, Delhi

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

[jjhony85]

but ask your mother she really liked my one and she enjoyed my larege cock inside her. ha ha ha i am your father abcw828 i think u r shocked

[abcw828]

My dick is in the colours of the PAKISTANI FLAG RIGHT NOW,bcoz when indian girls suck my cock I make them wear green & white lipstick

[abcw828]

Nice try bro. Nice try :)

Instead of being shocked I am laughing @ u for having thrown me such a desperate insult. Mother jokes are the last resort of insecure men whose pride has been stripped bare. The truth is that that BBC proved how you have no masculinity, & that you are inferior 2 other men. What do you have down there, a grape or what? GO GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, YOU TRANSSEXUAL!!

[mengwise36]

It is not size, it is what do with it that matters. 

Judging by the Indian population, I don't think small penis means low reproduction.

[abcw828]

Huge population is owing to other factors,like illiteract,poverty,ignorance about contraception,lack of family planning culture,using children as economic assets(hence having more)&early marriages owing to social conservatism.Either way the article is HILARIOUS,HAHAHA always works in shutting up the Indians,fucking love it! :P

[abcw828]

Nice try bro. Nice try 

Instead of being shocked I am laughing @ u for having thrown me such a desperate insult. Mother jokes are the last resort of insecure men whose pride has been stripped bare. The truth is that that BBC proved how you have no masculinity, & that you are inferior 2 other men. What do you have down there, a grape? GO GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION YOU TRANSSEXUAL!!