Fifa 11 - 40 Yard Goal

[4everSoccer4life]

64 yard bitch

[Fondrom]

Scorign 40 yards on fifa.. *yawn* same old shit

[rubenk8971]

Is it really 40 yards?

[SamOohRy]

It made me laugh how good the goal was yet the commentator's reaction was as if it was just an average goal!

[johnny1998cz]

no 40 yards

[alex999100]

It is actualy FIFA 12 ;)...you don't know what game u play....:I

[volound]

@alex999100 moron.

[narutobestone123]

@alex999100 its fifa 11 the commentator

[SkILzMX]

@alex999100 This is FIFA 11... roflmao

[RAP2106]

@alex999100 actually it's fifa 11 moron. look at the damn jerseys.

[iEditStuf]

@alex999100

Uploaded on september 22nd 2010.... yeh its blatantly Fifa 12

[lionelanderssonmessi]

придурок там не 40 метров и гол гавно

[albanian098]

I had forgotten how FIFA 11 SUCK SO MUCH ,, LOL FIFA 12 BRO NOW LIVE IN THE FUTURE NOT IN THE PAST

[TazG999]

@albanian098 This was uploaded 22 September 2010, I don't think FIFA 12 was released in his country at that time.

[albanian098]

@TazG999 Demo..

[TazG999]

@albanian098 A demo for a 2012 game in 2010? How did you work that out?

[albanian098]

@TazG999 Back to the future . . !!

[TazG999]

@albanian098 Tard...

[Johnystylez1]

I GOT 43 YARDS HOW ABOUT THAT YEAH BABY !!! , no seriosly i did with kaka/ c.ronaldo

[FaBoCaS7]

Ok now do that without ronaldo =)

[TheWwerocks11]

ive score a goal from the other side of the field dat oes not impress me

[TheHuggy101]

@TheWwerocks11 put a video up or shut up. its the kids best goal whats the point in commenting that

[volound]

@TheWwerocks11 first of all, pics or it didnt happen.

secondly, the immensity of fuck not given is stupendous.

[iiTzCoyley]

Fluke

[TheNorthernMind]

I like this! Thanks for good mood in the morning! :)

and.. sorry for bad english :D

[LRuddyy]

Uploaded on my Bday. Great goal aswell!!

[TheAzaxboy346]

nice one

[stjimmy95]

only disliked it because of the way you spelt like..

[volound]

@stjimmy95 id rather you disliked it than didnt rate it at all. more ratings = more views = more ratings = more likes.

but whats wrong with the way i spelled it?

[stjimmy95]

@volound fair enuff and :liek< i hope it was a typo ha^_^

[ofahPL]

What stadium is that? Or how did you change this goalpost

[EnergyGhostii]

I shot a goal from 53 Yard with a Freekick, i Love Real Madrid <3

[jose6aa]

i did a 80 yards goal vs the classic :D

[kcxy1996]

thats so gay... well nice goal man,love it!

[VzLittler]

wow:O

[FishFenly]

you played real madrid = you are fking gay

[GeorgeW1996]

not bad goal, nice placement but i have scored better

[123jsheehan]

i thought you were gonna shoot from the free kick at first lol

[JONATHANBOMBS]

Damnnn!

[orangejuice443]

45-50 yards! watch!!!

/watch?v=coxu6WVEGWI



[coolkid12774]

@volound how do you keep the ball low, whenever i shoot with that much power it goes way too high

[volound]

@coolkid12774 timing. not too hard, not too soft.

[xxmonkeyzx]

goal!=by Cristiano Ronaldo



[Tiles10]

@coolkid12774 Froma free kick? left analog stick foward, from 40 yards, use three bars of power, if its on the lleft side use a right footer and other way around, and aim between the 2nd and 3rd mans head in the wall. 

[MRFUNNYBONE1234]

tidy



[HunteRFreaK5]

Nice goal, stupid whiners can't handle that your good and they suck!! :P

[fifaproskiller]

that is not 40 YARD NOOB!!!!

[balluszek]

Use Hernanes or Wallyson ;>

[spiderpigrwhs]

isn't 40y, sorry :/

and, its VERY VERY VERY easy to do with Ronaldo, just put Shots on Manual and here we go :D

[ldc62]

What difficulty are you playing on?

[ruidude11]

@ldc62 online.

[Saamchan]

Woooow.... oh you shoot with Ronaldo...

not so special anymore XD

[ns2010ns]

What a Goal

[FarbaHD]

i scored a 38 yard lay off free kick, i was so happy

[Loran013callofduty]

omg look up my 45 yarder by dzeko, went crazyyyy

[tobytiger1000]

i do the same thing get a player with good long shots at a free kick like this pass it then pass it back and have a shot

[iDefacee]

I do the same thing :D

[Lmfao30au]

Thats gay

[mikeghiassi]

Good kick, now do one without using one of the best players in the game.

[volound]

@mikeghiassi that would be pointless. i like to do things deliberately, using skill. not relying on glitches and pure luck.

[mikeghiassi]

@volound Skill? Lol! I'd say theres probably about 100 other C.Ronaldo long shots, such as this, in many other Fifa 11 vids on Youtube. Don't get me wrong though I'm sure your good. Its just I've seen too many goals with the same player (C. Ronaldo) to think it takes that much skill.

[volound]

@mikeghiassi i dont think you understand the mechanics of fifa.

scoring with a bad player does not require more skill. only more luck, ergo more attempts. players with high long shots shoot exactly where you aim, players with high shot power can beat keepers at longer range without resorting to glitches.

there are longer shots than this on youtube, but theyre flukes. holding down lob at the halfway line and hoping, or relying on extremely rare and random movement of the ball is NOT skill.

[RAFL94]

@volound ummm isn't it already a completely luck based game? even the best players shoot based on their stats. So even if you aim towards the top corner, the keeper can still save it or you hit the post. Skill based games are games where you have total control, which FIFA doesn't have. I enjoy the random feel in FIFA games. Seriously, real skill is playing football, not some football simulation.

[ArincePluko]

@volound skill? hahaha. go play pokemon you robnaldo cunt

[06paull]

@mikeghiassi My channel, Sasa Papac, Own half. You be the Judge.

[mikeghiassi]

@06paull Dude sweet goal

[MegaSteelflexable]

dude i meant to say arsenal right and u should have it on the other side so shut the hell up k and yes you should have put Ronaldo on man utd that would be like the one he scored for Manchester united

[szabika1995]

that wasnt 40 yard goal ! watch my 40 yard goals on my chanell ;)

[juand2111]

hOw come ronaldo in your fifa 11 has the green boots but he has the red/purple ones in mine??? and do you know how i can switch them to the green?

[dinkthroughball]

great goal all the same

[CrazyDanGaming]

I have done way better but it was online cant save

[touronman]

lol thats no 40 yards mate..

[martoni2]

meh ive scored better

[ElStebo]

thats not 40 yards

[vasilaras21]

demo

[sabtaindk]

PRESS 5 repeatedly :) 

[MegaSteelflexable]

you should have picked Porto it would have been the same...... instead you picked new castle and put Ronaldo on man utd just saying.

[volound]

@MegaSteelflexable ...

??????

[WHATISDIZ]

@volound LIKE HIS GOAL AGAINST PORTO IN THE CHAMPIONS LEGAUE

[timborat]

@MegaSteelflexable epic fail.

[juand2111]

@MegaSteelflexable buddy can you not read the hub at the top left it clearly says JUV which is juventus not newcastle and REA for real madrid..? wtf do u mean newcastle and man u???

[woodchuckcider1]

@MegaSteelflexable thats juventus not newcastle -_-

[MegaSteelflexable]

you should have pick Porto to face it would of been the same....you picked Newcastle

[CharlieBorrows]

me like :)

[M99Bulletproof]

Sick goal man ! :D

[niblo2]

Well, the Madrid audience sure are picky with their goals. Didn't even celebrate! xD

[XxL4Zy80YxX]

Wow, this fifa games are geting realistic,ronaldo diving after just being bumped :)

[jellyfarter]

not going to lie. that was pretty sick.

[kousseye155]

is that a finesse shot or a normal power shot ?

[venomnw]

@kousseye155 normal power shot. finesse shots curl

[MegaAlex5]

how do u make the nets like that, the way they go back

[iNatho]

@MegaAlex5 in settings

[MegaAlex5]

@iNatho what do i go on after that

[dalito117]

how do u get does shoes of ronaldo i just have the red ones

[dvd12344]

madreee tienes un fallo que siempre utilizas a cr7 y un equipo no es solo el

[WSAT1945]

nice goal, but gay commentator

[jacobbar1]

press 7 for gay

[pore36]

@jacobbar1 Actually its 3

[MrLalchhuanmawia]

liek



[jackfrubingh]

haha i initially thought it was gunna be the free-kick, i was like, no fucking way

[ray1244]

someone knows where i can liek ?

[afrikaanz666]

Dude, how did you do that??

[MJnos23]

Hey mate check out my video just search GTASULLY15 and it's the best goal I've ever scored

Enjoy !!!

[HeavensVibe]

Woulda been better if it was online, but I like it still, good shot :)

[JamesWBA93]

lots of people hating because they cant do it lol, ive probz hit the bar and post 500 times from that far and further but never scored further out than this one, thats why i accept this is a class goal....

[kshitijkumar89]

This game pisses me sometimes when we do some awesome shot & hit pole & dan possession will always fall to opposite team no matter where u hit ARGGGH..

[RaceOfRock]

I figured out that you can score almost every time from just infront of the half way line with Carles Puyol full power free kick on Fifa 10.

[SonyCamry]

Fake and gay

[louishall95]

ive scored from the half way line with xabi alonso beat that, the videos on easports search Jamaican spirit and its the most recent one if that helps

[SeRgA123456789]

cristiano is the worst player EVER -.-

[RaceOfRock]

@SeRgA123456789 How can you honestly say hes the worst player ever? Just because you dont like him dosen't make him a bad player on the other hand he is a bad sport and a bad loser/winner

[xFaiiThHD]

how do you make the ball to dip while playing

[mrJerkface97]

lucky bitch, show me again ?!

[Dogus1345]

@mrJerkface97 You don't have to be a dick, its luck so what.

it was just a nice goal!

[D4NG3R1993]

fuk urself

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

45 yards is the maximum possible distance you can shoot from a free-kick on. Ive managed to score one in the Arena but have never had the chance in  game.

[falafel62]

this is about a 43-46 yards not 40

[iAmUmarr]

I think thats about 30-35 yards :O

[joshandsandro]

now this is a propper fifa11 long shot! not one of the shitty ones that go over the keepers head! nice :D

[MrLFirmin]

@joshandsandro pretty sure if you watch it... the ball clearly goes over the keepers head

[xSTAGGAx]

i scored a 45 yrd free kick the other day :)

[mitchh97]

good goal but that werent 40 yards

[swazi001]

almunia in the nets!!!

[gnurtnahg]

i doubt that was 40 yards

[Itopasask8erboy]

if luck has nothing to do with it then...HOW DO YOU DO IT????0.o

[elfachagol]

nice gol

[MrPineappleGuy]

this is why i think ronaldo is too good in fifa 11...

[ujarnhoj1]

its not 40 dumbass... its some 32...

[MrLoekiBoy]

no 40 yard -.-



[TheKokosnuss97]

Nice goal , but Ronaldo started to run at 40 yards

[LoopyLober]

I hit the post from further away than that using Danny Guthrie!

[AhmedHaytham16]

not 40 :D 29 or something :D but good goal

[Mmmkay15]

niiiice (Y)

[melvinman11]

Lol,i thought he was going to score from the free kick;)

[brainwasher9876]

worst goalie of all time?

[SaoDevil]

nice goal, watch this youtube.com/watch?v=ztk7GFmXE1­I

[coreymaggette]

pure luck.

[volound]

@coreymaggette no such thing as luck.

[Brickcellent]

@volound So you think winning the lotto takes skill? Right...

[volound]

@Brickcellent wtf is this drivel?

how the fuck was that implied at all?

[Brickcellent]

@volound If you had any fucking sense you'd no that winning the lotto is pure luck. Want me to explain it more you dyslexic shit?

[volound]

@Brickcellent did you seriously just confuse "know" with "no"????

oh dear.

i asked "how was that implied" because i dont think i implied that. i was asking for an explanation, not a reinforcing of your strawman.

by all means, explain. because i have no idea how the fuck you thought i alluded to the lotto taking skill, none, whatsoever. maybe youre just an illiterate manchild/stupid kid?

[volound]

@Brickcellent ""Hahaha, no I didn't actually. If you can fucking read, you'd see you said "no such thing as luck.""

but you said before :

"If you had any fucking sense you'd no"

"you'd no"

"no"

*facepalm*

"So if there is "no such thing as luck.", how the fuck can people win it."

there is a 100% chance that someone will win the lottery. luck is just a solipsistic expression of patternicity.

"You're a really dumb cunt, aren't you?"

the dunning-kruger effect is strong with this one...

[Brickcellent]

@volound Oh so you want to play the grammar game, do you?

Well, here's one lesson for you: Every sentence starts with a capital letter e.g. "there is a" = "There is a".

And you make absolutely no sense at all. What you're saying is that if I enter the lotto, there is 100% chance that I'll win... Don't try to contradict my grammar when yours is shit. Hahaha, seriously grow a pair of balls and go back to school, little boy.

The illiterate effect is strong with this one...

[volound]

@Brickcellent i disregard grammar for the sake of concision. you dont have that excuse. you are ignorant, simple as that.

"And you make absolutely no sense at all. What you're saying is that if I enter the lotto, there is 100% chance that I'll win"

this is utter drivel. i didnt say that.

"Don't try to contradict my grammar"

you dont know what contradict means.

"The illiterate effect is strong with this one..."

textbook dunning-kruger.

[Brickcellent]

@volound Hahaha! How am I ignorant?

Now you know you have no comeback, so your just talking through your ass.

If you didn't mean what I said, then what did you mean? The one talking "drivel" is you.

If I didn't know what "contradict" meant, why would I use it that sentence? I know what it means but you don't, so before you type it into Google, consider yourself talking shit.

Oh and the illiterate comment, how is that textbook? Stupid wanker.

[volound]

@Brickcellent "Hahaha! How am I ignorant?"

"1. you dont know the difference between "know" and "no". this is patently obvious, even though you deny it. the evidence is there."

and because you also dont know the difference between "your" and "youre"...... yikes.

"If I didn't know what "contradict" meant, why would I use it that sentence?"

because youre an imbecile.

"how is that textbook?"

because if you open a textbook and look up dunning-kruger, there is a striking semblance. durrrrrrrrr

[VinzorBE]

@volound actually it's you're

[volound]

@VinzorBE i actually dont give a shit. i disregard apostrophes for concision.

concision =/ ignorance.

[VinzorBE]

@volound then don't complain when other people don't have correct spelling. it's only fucking youtube man, not an essay wich determines wether you live or die. and their first language might not even be english.

[volound]

@VinzorBE that wasnt the point i was making. the guy was spouting ad hominems and accusing me of being a "dumb cunt".

really... a random guy in the internet who cannot differentiate basic english dichotomies calling a college grad a "dumb cunt".

the hypocrisy needed to be addressed. sorry if that made you uncomfortable.

[VinzorBE]

@volound well, you know have a really interesting life when you care so much about a comment. <3

[volound]

@VinzorBE like i said, im completely apathetic. you are the one instigating this dialogue. ive rebutted countless hundreds of illiterate children on my youtube videos, to posit me caring to any extent is just folly.

[Brickcellent]

@volound You're a fucking handicap. If you think I don't know the difference between you're and your then YOU'RE retarded, because I have used them correctly in every sentence you dickhead. Secondly I do KNOW the difference between no and know. You see I was rushing that comment because I have a life and friends and wanted to see them you bastard child.

And to top it of, I said "Oh and the illiterate comment, how is that textbook". You reply to me to open a textbook

[volound]

@Brickcellent LOL. THIS IS THE EPITOME OF CAPITULATION.

i dont think ive ever laughed so hard.

[Brickcellent]

@volound (it's called a dictionary too you fucking retard) and why would I look up "dunning kruger" when I said how is my comment textbook.

You really are the thickest fuck I've ever come across.

I'm not an imbecile either you posh cunt. "Durrrrrr", you have no friends, life, father and intelligence therefore you are an excuse for a human being you ignorant fuck. Face defeat.

[volound]

@Brickcellent by doing what? doing a 180 and joining you on your fail crusade? dont think so.

i advise you to read over this entire exchange, and then decide again who has faced defeat.

perhaps you have just engaged in one massive concorde fallacy? wouldnt be the first time a stupid kid has got all worked up over the internet. srs business.

[Brickcellent]

@volound You have the nerve to call me stupid when you can't spell "wouldn't", "Serious" and can't use capital letters. You're a fucking gobshite, do you know that?

[volound]

@Brickcellent concision, not ignorance. there is a difference. when i need to write a paper or a thesis, ill use grammar. when im talking to fucktards on the internet, i dont think ill bother.

also, the spelling of "wouldnt" is the same as "wouldn't". moron. looks like you dont know what spelling is either. herp derp.

and yes, you are definitely stupid. ive talked to some real fucktards on here, and you top most of them. that puts you right up there as "stupid"

P.S. srs is an abbrev. noob.

[Brickcellent]

@volound Hahaha! You think "wouldnt" is the same as wouldn't?! Bhahahaha!! You're the "fucktard"! You use an apostrophe were the missing letter is you stupid cunt! HERP DERP.

And you're completely contradicting yourself again by saying you don't care about grammar when you're the one who was frequently correcting me on grammar! Bhahaha! Anyways, back to the point. You think that there's no such thing as luck = You are retarded and everyone would agree with me.

Get an education, kid.

[volound]

@Brickcellent oh dear. youre even more of a moron than i suspected.

the spelling of "wouldn''''''''''......!!!!!!/­//////////" is exactly the same as the spelling of "wouldnt". like i said, already, you dont even know what the word "spelling" means.

nor do you seem to understand the dichotomy of "where" and "were". add that to "know" "no" "your" "youre".

i havent corrected you on grammar, moron. ive corrected your spelling. if you add/miss out letters. ill correct you on it.

holy shit.

[volound]

@Brickcellent luck simply doesnt exist. theres only chance playing out. if you think people are capable of defying odds, and that there are exceptions to cause and effect, youre a superstitious retard.

let me guess, you believe in god too. lazy thinking stupid moron.

[Brickcellent]

@volound What the fuck are you on about? How isn't there such thing as luck. It's a fucking word used to express something that happen by CHANCE. And no, you handicap, I don't.

[volound]

@Brickcellent so this whole time youve been arguing that a fucking word exists...

when people talk about luck, they mean the rabbits foot, horseshoe, broken mirror, black cat etc and all of that feckless crap. when you say luck exists, thats what it means.

if you honestly thought i was denying probability, like some sort of philosophical necessitarianist or something, youre just verifying that you are an idiot.

[Brickcellent]

@volound No, YOU were agruing over the word luck. That's why I called you a retard (you finally get it).

And what the fuck are you on about? I'm not some fucking hocus pocus witch you wanker. A word is a fucking word. Oh just verifying you can't spell, IDIOT. Look back at your third comment, you completely veered anyway from the point I was making, thus, you being the idiot, feckless crap, imbecile, noob, moron, stupid, fucktard etc... 

[volound]

@Brickcellent "YOU were agruing over the word luck."

it takes 2 to argue.

"A word is a fucking word."

and a tautology is a tautology.

and you are the one that cant spell. you are the ultimate bastion of hypocrisy. dunning-kruger ftw.