Answer Me This

[ElliottsHellDungeons]

2 minutes and 28 seconds of my life that I don't want back because they were the best times of my life. :D love you, swifty!

[darkemocosplayer]

What just happened? Confusion

[awsomest1000]

*speechless*

[hessowittle]

Forever the best.

[annanmeg123]

"They ate my baby..I thought they were vegaterians" xD

[BieberxGChance]

If you weren't so hot, this would be weird as fuck.

[SingingOnFire]

Do u hav a girlfriend

[EatMiWhileImHot]

@SingingOnFire Jill dahhh!

[hessowittle]

This makes my entire day better. -3

[greenoverblue1]

SHUT UP VICTORIA FREELAND.

[hessowittle]

Know every word to this.. -.-

[hollydannecker1]

ur fukin awesome

[canadianfallout]

Hello. I'm sure you have noticed my spamming. I really don't want to kill myself..I sort of just want to get your attention. So I said..what better way than doing something wacky? I am just asking that maybe you can go comment on my channel..? Just maybe? Please?? XD

[gircrazyrawr1995]

@canadianfallout That is some sick desperate shit. Suicide is not something to be joked about.

[JessA4825]

whatever your on i want to try it <3

[Dark46Angel]

BEST MONTAGE OF RANDOM COMMENTS EVER!!!

[starrs234]

This is so fucking hilarious i love these videos Matt keep making more xD

[RachieRawrr]

You're fucking hilarious. xD

[Chewbaccistan]

You changed your shirt 3 times...YOU CHANGE FAST xD

[RoRoLoveXX]

I love ur randomness :) <3

[minnieeANDwinniee]

i love his flippy hair..

[amyglass75]

thumbs up for 1:34 and 1:38!!

[awesomeness00121]

What the fuck!!!!! U almost died laughing thanx to u

[mrshredstarZ]

What is that utter shite at the start? my ears cried

[Lonewarrior25]

UR videos r awesome

[tubular829]

don't drink the ocean waterrrr

[jackiezoe929]

Lol you should meet my friend lilly, she is hilarious. One time on a field trip she made a paper jesus with wings out of her bracelet then i made a golf club out of my bracelet and i started beating jesus with the golf club and lilly started screaming "FLY AWAY JESUS!!! FLY AWAY!!!!" All the teachers stared at us.... >_>

[URbrokeNCYDEfreaxxx]

mastacate!! that means EAT IT! :P



[MsRenoChick]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, I have boobs!!

[adamscuddlebug]

AMAZING!!

[eminemrox111]

What happens when u piss on a electric fence?

[lifeispreetiful]

I love your eyes:3

[NSUDEMONGRL]

mustard.......nuff saidXD

[MyKurohime]

0:53

thumbs up if you did that too.

[iiKilledPiglet]

pmsl.<3

[MrsPikachuu]

Like this if you can quote this whole video. >.<

[kassieeatyerbrains]

"don't drink the ocean water!!"

slurp...

[guzyhunter1234]

MMMM I HAVE BOOBIES haha

[iDrinkRedBull1996]

um wait could yousay that again i didnt get the question :)

[imwatvhingyou2047]

you should make another one of these

[TheFuckedupdevil666]

I WANNA LIST OF ALL THE SONGS swiftkaratechops HAS PLAYED IN HIS VIDS INCLUDING INTRO'S

[Sarahdactile]

this video made me laugh really hard. I FREAKIN LOVE YOU!!!!

[JugglaSlack15]

IT'S A TESTICLE.

[sirslipknothegreat]

i got my cousin to piss on our electric fence:3

[pati030897]

SEXY, BONY HANDS, LOVE YOU DUDEE <3

[pati030897]

SEZY, BONY HANDS, LOVE YOU DUDEE <3

[abrinasayy]

you look like curtis ward. from like, that band. mhhhhhhhhhm.

[EvilTammie]

@abrinasayy you mean from Bring Me the Horizon. he's hot XD

[Putdatinurjuciebox]

your sooooooooo random........II LOVEE ITT!!!!!!

[AbnormalAubrey]

I love this video, never gets old! Probably my favorite video of his even though it's actually just parts of his other videos put together.

[TheScissorhandsKhemi]

you remind me of kylemonkey with long hair

[PandaLuver347]

that's where i cut myself shaving. ME TOOOOO! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[RizzYbBabY]

I wanna drill a hole in the back of your skull and fuck your brains out.

[shelbyrox15vc]

Hey if hes going to hell do you think we could share a room?!? lol hahahaXD

[LavaXDHead]

If i go to hell for that, im gettin' the biggest room there xD

[JustMe82598]

I like the shirt change at 0:52

[TheCobhc2009]

porn guy!! xDD

[iLoveTaylorKitsch]

You look so different xD

[KatieMichelleCarter]

@iLoveTaylorKitsch

thats because, this video was posted 2 years ago.

[iLoveTaylorKitsch]

@KatieMichelleCarter Um... yeah i know??

[lovelykara22]

You just blew my mind and made me have an orgasm. (: <3

[fluffybunny3819]

"I've actually peed on an electric fence before.... funnest thing to do" hahaaha

[daringlywild24]

@fluffybunny3819 your gayyy

[fluffybunny3819]

@daringlywild24 how so??? i was quoting him(:

[iloveeadamyoung]

matt is now officially sexy because nerds are hawt. I IZ A CHEWBACCA. ;)

:0 :3 teehee!

[meowjellymoon]

I really want to know what all the questions were!!!

[sexykitten5671]

i wanna *add mayonaise* shirt

[matson101]

love his hair flip!

[emogirl78]

0:35 is so funny!

[nataliemiller4111995]

THIS IS HALARIOUS!!!! DO YOU HAVE ADHD? I DO

[AllyWulf]

I memorized all the words to this video. [x

I...Love...You! :D

[DallasLGajovski]

Oh my........... I had the volume up all the way and I fell out of my chair lol.

[xXChickenSammichXx]

i <3 this video

[ihateyouall7979]

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaammmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssss­sssss

[APHRODITEEEEEE]

Oh Snap i was watching this video and i heard a serine in the backround n i thought they were coming to take to the "house" for you know mental illness and shit ... i was scared haha but it would 've been fun to watch hehehehe muahahahahaa

[yulexaa]

accent ~ <3

[hellosaydee]

aww i love this video, it reminds me of all of your old ASK SWIFTYS at the same time! (:

...hey you have kinda lost your accent D;

[happyhappybunny005]

hmmmmm.......I HAVE BOOBS! hahaha that made me laugh.. :p

[NightQueen1313]

"I would make an apple pie of love . . . I masturbate in it. Perfect!" Lmfao you are so hilarious XD

[dolleprincess]

haha, this is pretty funny!!

[chocobojay]

random ass hell lol

[crazyperson1093]

i laughed when he said perfect! lol

[ialuvayoua]

@crazyperson1093 haha so did i! :D

[bradkal]

y r u not on tv???????????????

[NikkixIsxDaxBestx3]

Yhu got a sexy country acsent xD

[misslovedance1100]

bahahaa this is so fucken random its great !! hahaha 0.28 baha I love this

[teenyboy07]

haha your way better than fred lmfao.! xD

[leahplusjosh]

Omg your the ramdonist guy i have ever watched :)

[oddsocks66]

I remember watching all of these x'D

[renemorgan1]

I lovee your hair in this!

I think this is one of my fav videos!

Cause.. its so much of your random shit rolled into one!

I remember all these videos! :DD

They make me LMAOO!

And now, I say add mayonnaise all the time!

I had to watch it like 5 times just to digest all the random shit! ;P

Oh, and remember the video where you were all "With enough butter you can rape anything."

Well.. I said this to my bf.. and he was all "OH MY GOD MY GIRLFRIEND RAPES STUFF WITH BUTTER!"

Lmaooo..

[SpaceSpartanZ]

holy cow! its a tumor! lol what kind of music do you listen to!?

[XoElmoLuvXo]

2;26 xD priceless♥

[MegaBacktalk]

This is so funny

[AshleysWar]

Oh my!

You are so random!!!!!!!!

:D

[Hellowkittyfreak]

underwear do you wear

[LongviewCovers13]

....wow

[UTubeEtc]

~MUSTARD~

[0Emster0]

<3 your DC shirt ;)

[purplelilac]

@0Emster0 whats DC?

i dont think its the dc comics..?

other youtubers are also wearing that same dc shirt. just curious. :)

[Annamaziing]

Haha it's like an Ask Swifty commercial.

I'd buy it.

[lyricsong21]

Underwear do you wear

[XCaptainGlowsticksX]

lol i remeber alll these videos :D

[FxckItAll]

Awwww, i just love you and your silly awesomeness x) May I have your babies in a jar please? ;D

[ANINJAKITTY09]

haha no trouble to tell that your high as FUCK when you make these videos

[Pa1g3pa11on]

Ummmmmm........?  lol

[SynysterAvenged7fold]

lol thats some funny random shit dude

[ricankiki96]

i love uuuu im always retarded.....ily

[chrissandchris]

iits a testcale hee hee

[stupitmonkey2]

Penis enlargment

[yaoirockshard]

r u on crack just kidding u rock

[ravien457]

'I'm pretty sure the water would be red' Priceless ;D

[lily98989]

"mustard from in between a girl's breasts. and if i'm goin' to hell for that, i'm gettin' the biggest room there." lololololol

[MsTalkshitgethit]

Porn guy lmao!!!!!!! :D Omj!

[hannah643215]

hahaha i watched all your ask Swiftys in one night and omg i lmao hahaha i was up so late :D

[bmc241]

only fagets can not like u thumbs up if u agree

[Beatlesful]

hahaha i totally saw that 2pac t -shirt

[sharmainelightbody]

How are you so awesome?? Seriously how?

[hannah643215]

wtf but that was really funny but still something about you pissed me off i dont know why sorry

[kunaiXD]

*drool* so hot so hot so hot

[Legoaddict999]

I Love The Beginning where its the songs sped (THUMBS UP)

[shynite17]

U HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR.

[flower69456]

Who else likes his hair it's frickin awesome

[lubellmovie]

muhmuhmuhmuhmuhhhhuuuuuuuuuu..­........i have boobs!!!!!

[Killa1949]

Mustard. From in between a girls breasts. And if i'm going to hell for that i'm getting the biggest room there.

[sarahcoons100]

ur soooooo funny

[vickienessie123]

WHAT?!?!?!

[pennywiseXD]

i want the stuff ur smokeing bro lol

[pennywiseXD]

i want the stuff ur smokeing bro lol

[XxEmoXxGurlXx1]

haha and this shows how woman develope mentally faster than men!

[MsLittleSceneKid]

OMG! Best Video Ever xD

[SakuraChick1997]

OMAIGAW I LOVE THIS VIDEO OMG SWIFTY I LOVE YOU.

[Qualtis]

dude if u were 15 i would so ask u out ur awesome and random and like the besest person EVR!!! ur sooooo funneee

[XxNEVERMINDxX17]

BUt they ate my baby- I thought they were vegetarians. :D

loves you.

[529sammi]

this video is a million examples of why i love you!!(:

[colley2k7]

1.26 mustard lol

[funkmasters123]

This is the story of my life

[Tick1144]

u look like chris dammit!!

[skaterchick2029]

im so confused wat was the video about?

[RonnieRadkeLuva]

porn guy away!!!

[Flexxxican]

omg stomme gay emo

[allstar23ful]

1:45!!!!!!FUNNY!!!!LMFAO

[FlCl3000]

faved fothe what the fuck feeling

[ThreeDaysGraceFan125]

Wow....I didnt get any of this...

But it was fun to watch!

[writergirlchic]

i love u swifty!!!!

[6662Ashley]

XD Lol Ur naht a nerdd <3

[citizenpetroff]

Ha ha ha ha ha that was freakin' awesome!

[allstar23ful]

1:47..lol

[UMPHNYMPHO]

d00d i didnt think anyone else liked a beautifl lotus but me! i dont feel alone in this world anymore!!! lol

[ILOVEFREDLIKEHACKIN]

i love u and ur videos and i remember all of those!!! lol

[texascatlover13]

i miss the question so....add mayo?

[UMPHNYMPHO]

haha thats a pubic hair wig

[Paulgriepp4]

lawl random stuff dude butt they were all from ur ask swifty videos i no this because i just watched them all yesterday because i needed 2 c funny videos man...

[emolemur12345]

I love you :D

[Rhonettala187]

...lol :D

[ObsessedAvrilFan]

this...is genius.

i fuckin love u

[dollydolittle182]

lol

[dejaandrachaelrizzle]

ahha this episode has no point at all lol love him tho

[melovegorillaz]

that was the most amazing thing I've ever seen

[kill1255]

that wuz random n funny az hell

[iXcelent]

at 0:06 lovin the shirt =]

[marievolleyball14]

OMG I LOVE STAR WARS TOO! nerds ftw!!

[emolizable]

hahaha! i got lost in the beginning but still! hahahaha!

[kakasnunu]

wtf wow

[RikaNamida]

@TKjump3r

... lets not act like we're 4...? lol

If you like him... then watch him.. if you dont, then dont. Jeez

[AlexaGanjaQueen]

im sorry to inform you but i already have the biggest room in hell :) lol

[TKjump3r]

Dude your a fucking faggot, for real what the fuck. Your just acting like a dumbshit, and yes you do like to eat gay people. You cock suckin faggot. go ride some more dick and give more blowjobs

[mynameizawesomeman]

@TKjump3r

hey bitch if u dont like it dont watch it then u fuckin faggot

[RikaNamida]

xD

heehee..

[SugarStudMuffin]

You always make my tummy tickle :D

[FuckTisz]

Oh gosh I Realy like you ;p

you're amazing ;p

[ablixy]

random!

[12lacy34]

Aww!! i remember watching all those videos! Your are like the funniest youtuber!! The best!

[partyboyjon]

wow random