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  • APRIL FOOLS  check the date

  • Sounds to good to be true :)

  • sounds like the GFOL,for the last ten years now! Always right around the corner.

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  • Poor Guy

  • lol :D

  • Hopefully this video brings you as much fame as Mr. Welles haha :)

    Keep up the vids, its refreshing to see how many lazy, pathetic, half-retarded Americans are posting ignorant comments about this sarcastic video.

  • Look when this video was posted

  • lol @ 1:35 "to serve man" (insert Twilight Zone theme here)

  • friend don't worry about all theses cold hearted people. They only think of themselves.

    their thought process is not their own ...they ate brainwashed into being so arrogant, unkind and egotistical. I don't care if your right or wrong,

    you seek for truth ...that's all that matters ...bless you brother

  • What's funny about this is his mother starts hoovering right in the middle of the video lol

  • wow...ok....really !.....

    

  • •120g/4oz Margarine •170g/6oz Sugar •340g/14oz Dried fruit - this can be a mixture of raisins, sultanas, cherries. •225ml/8floz Water •1tsp Bicarbonate of soda •1 half tsp Mixed spice •2 Beaten Eggs •120g/4oz Plain flour •120g/4oz Self-raising Flour •Pinch of Salt *Psychosis *Sprinkle of paranoia Voila......the perfect fruit cake ;)
  • @powerkitemad

    You are the fruitcake. This video is meant to be sarcastic. Watch his other videos.

  • Well, it's now January 2012 and no UFO's were over Fukushima at any time during the last 9 months! You're in that crappy cellar for a reason - you're a complete fruitcake!

  • @GhostAholics well... strange that the vid was released on 1st april before the fukishima incident :)

  • Lmao

  • Hey....where'd you get those clothes? The....toilet...store?

  • Lol ha ha what a fucking fruit cake lol

  • That was hilarious...

  • haha this is golden

  • get your tinfoil hat back on asshole or they will read your mind and hunt you down.

  • "To Serve Man" is an Alien Cook Book.

  • @wehoric lol im only 20 and i know the old black and wight movie lol whats this joker thinking lol

  • Genius!!! LOVE IT!!! :))) 

  • wow this is depressing. why do you people let this happen

  • Bill Murray?

  • Did you draw your eyebrows on :|

  • i often wondered what happened to bill murray after ghost busters, not doin very well bill. stop talking crap and clear the channel for the real true investigators, wheres the proof solid proof and not he said she said, get a job and make ghost busters the sequel. ha ha ha

  • Its November 29 today and guess what..there was UFO activity over the Nuclear power plants in Japan and an Earthquake, followed by a tidal wave..who are the nut bars now ?..you IDIOTS !!

  • @urzula01 I was JOKING PEOPLE

  • Aliens are really here to serve man, I met one

  • @urzula01 lol 

  • how did this guy get this information?

    lol this guy is loony...totalt fucked up..

    to much youtube fried his brain...

  • Really the title is " To serve man " that was a title from " The Twilight Zone ". That episode was where space aliens wanted to eat people. Lay off the drugs.

  • Lol, This guy has got to be a gov plant. Surely no one is really that stupid? Why do they want to destroy our banking system when no one could possibly do a better job than is already being done.

  • I'm all about first contact and what not..But in the twilight zone they did this already. In the show/book they sent a message saying "How to serve man". Then humanity thinks "oh boy...this is going to be great...they want to serve us and what not". But it just so happened to be a cook book. Ya know...How to serve man, simmer water to a boil..then add two tbl spoons of butter....

    This is a joke...or just not created well. I would hope that aliens come in peace. But be careful bro..LSD is a bitch

  • lmfao its almost impossible to find any truth on the net any more this guy may not be to far of the path THO peace n wisdom annuki

  • the guy is having a laugh i get it

  • DUD!!!! TURN OFF THE THE WASHER MACHINE.....

  • u my freind r a FUD

  • to serve man indicating they here to serve us yeah or indicating they here to serve us our writs summons to judgement day from God or else its witchraft and illusions form the govt trying play God with good cop bad cops aliens on same team a la illuminati tactics or else nothing will happen

  • How the hell can you say all of this shit with a straight face??? Don't get me wrong, a lot of what you say sounds GREAT, but if it looks like shit, and smells like shit, then it's shit; and if it sounds to good to be true, it is. However, the NWO would NEVER give up on it's plans for world domination, so you're making yourself look stupid(unless you forced to make this video by them). There IS a huge fleet of UFOs heading for us and they probably have sent transmissions ahead of themselves.

  • @DeathsPit00 (unless you were forced to make this video for the NWO)

  • this dude............was.....HIGH!!­!!!!!! damn man all he needs is the tinfoil hat and its complete

  • im waiting for everone to say...i told you so....lol

  • "To Serve Man" Title of the book in the the Twilight Zone episode...

  • this information is not on the nightly news

  • haha, i want some of what your smoking on

  • you look like an alien dude

  • To serve man??? shades of Twilight Zone!!! Intrests free money: JFK & A. LINCHOLN. remember?? How about the aliens coming to either enslave us, eat us, or make out wiht huiman bebes like in olden dayz?

  • To serve man??? shades of Twilight Zone!!!

  • he blinks so much because the fumes from all the bullshit is burning his retnas

  • Please tell me your joking. You can't really believe all this fap you're spouting.

  • Where is your proof? Can't just make accusations without any proof. How do you expect people to believe what you are saying?

  • Ha ha, my vid" johnathans message " is also like this jazz. Only more silly, yes, more silly

  • So how does destroying a bank make money useless? If a terrorist blows up a bank it doesn't mean I can't go to a store and buy myself a gallon of chocolate milk.

  • whats with ur eyes? r u trying to fly or something? i cant even concentrate on listening what this guy says, i get dizzy watching him..

  • all i hear is the word "decipher!" lucifer!

  • april fools! haha good one

  • Cant stand fucking wierdos likeu

  • The United States Senate firebombed itself and all members burned up,

    amongst other comments, the upload date validates this as a joke.

    Not very funny but there you go.

    I'me not longer amazed by the selective hearing of many people.

  • This guy has an Alien controlling him, the cake is a lie!

  • Wow Wee this is off the richter scale crazy please keep making more videos like this please.

  • You noted when it was uploaded, right??? April 1, 2011.

  • LOL its a joke y'all or at least I hope its a joke. Got to be he might really believe it thought you can never tell now a days.

  • is this even legal

  • what a nutjob

  • are you in jail?

  • in his "youth"...look at his pupils...lol

  • The speaker may believe that what he is saying is truthful. However, he may be unaware of The Elite plan for the False Flag Operation (FFO) using ET-UFO material. Therefore, The People unaware of this FFO should try to learn as soon as possible about it. Check the late Bill Cooper's clips on this. Journalists have also been "neutralized" for having commented on this FFO. Don't fall for this. If anything, ask for Real Proof and don't accept the typical: National Security routine, etc

  • I like the delaperdated basement wall effect and the book background man. keep up the good work!

  • were do you get your weed?

  • i can only hope aliens would come down and dismantle our banking system i can only hope.

  • Frank Burns all over again?

  • LOL, this guy is funneeeeeeeh!

  • @MichaelCapelle He may be funny but The Elite is not. Unfortunately, The People at large will fall for this False Flag Operation (FFO). Please, educate and provide simple explanations for The People with less conditions to learn properly. The People at large is fed The NeoFascist Propaganda that supports the New World Order hypnotic mantra. The Elite will get desperate and trigger the next FFO: ET-UFO invasion so that they finish with all Citizen Rights. Jay Leno Jaywalk should start Teaching.

  • Did you sell all your furniture to buy the video camera? Very disturbing video, and my main concern would not be for the NWO but for the neighbours.

  • ACID

  • APRIL FOOL'S DAY HA!HA!

  • this guy looks like a hibryd of Bill Murray and the gay doctor from Lost in Space :)

  • If money 's going to be useless, please send me all your useless cash.

    Large bills only - Thanks.

  • my girlfriend killed her self afters she sent me a link to this video you cia fuck ur gona pay.

  • OMG... I love you! so totally right about congress well except the part where they all quit and admit what a bunch of ass wipes they really are.

  • some money + this mind = epic alien movie

  • Really, who does he work for . . . Second City? Nah, they have better writers . . . he's trying to audition with this. Good luck Mr. Pretty Blouse.

  • Posted 1 april :) says it all.

  • That sound at 2:20 are the aliens that are holding him hostage turning on their matter de-materializers. They have to make sure he talks somehow.

  • this guy is right look at the american government they are corrupt to hell look what happens in the usa its terrible poverty sex drugs anything goes as long as it makes a dollar

  • Proove it with REAL Evidence..!

  • cool story sadly it makes more sense than most

  • To remedy death rays line your knickers with aluminum foil

  • @starview1 wow does that mean I can stop wearing the tinfoil hat?

  • @slinkie59 probably, but best to keep the hat around,as fashion tastes change ....LOLalthough it's still functional at a sports bar, as it helps prevent flicked cig buts, from starting ones hair on fire...LOL

  • hopefully he's predicting the future. occupy earth!

  • "NASA ADMITTED"

    show me ONE shred of proof where NASA admitted it?

    Because this video shows nothing.

  • Thanks for the update Captain Kirk, but it turns out that none of what you said actually happened. If you want to help people (and I think you do) by giving them important information, at least try to have some semblance of legitimacy instead of completely making shit up. All you are doing is discrediting the people who actually work hard to bring real issues in these areas to light. Do everyone a favor and stop spouting bullshit. And maybe read some of those props you have behind you too.

  • About time, can't wait!

  • not any harder to believe than most stories from the bible

  • WOW

  • dude, "to serve man" is a fucking episode of the twilight zone, if your gonna try to lie , lie well. Fuck nut.

  • The only beings destroying the banking industry are democrats.

  • i think this dude is in iraq's military camp , the government drugged him badly!!

  • nice job on the eyebrows

  • Funny how someone living in a stone house knows so much that we dont.

  • He got gang banged by aliens and is suffering from post traumatic disorder

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  • Superb!!! I thought i would never get rid of that bloody overdraught. Best get the beers in -on a credit card obviously- before i need to start making my own.

    Cheers dude you have made my day.

    I am not going to work tommorow, I am going to buy a telescope and pick me some shrooms

  • i think someone did a little too much LSD in they're youth

  • @RedneckRager Their... THEIR.

  • lol word

  • the aliens also stated that they would get me a girl since i can't seem to get one myself...

  • the aliens also stated that they would get me a girl since i can't seem to get one myself... 

  • your a f>ucking idiot

  • so now comet elenin wich before was anunaki shit planet nibiru now is elenin and now again its alien behaind it wtf ...

  • this guys videos are difficult to masturbate to...

  • Yea!!! kill the banks...The sooner the better.

  • These whacky fictional videos are fun to watch, but total nonsense. Nasa will tell you that Elenin is about 1 mile across and is a small object orbiting our sun. There are over 100,000 astronomers looking at the skys and of course tracking the comet. Nasa gets its info from Universities and University astronomers. If any astronomer were to see Craft following a comet, they would of course want credit for it and would register the find and alert the media and become a famous astronomer. Dumb Vid

  • @cromagnan Uploaded by MrWildidaho on Sep 30, 2011 /watch?v=iWroIRG_Bn0&feature=u­ploademail

  • @BronTune The link does not work but I watched the vid on your channel.

  • @cromagnan Cool. I hope it struck a chord with you somehow : )

  • I worked at NASA. Revelation 21:2 New Jerusalem Starship. ELEnin (Wormwood) Comet is real! ELEnin Eclipse in progress. Harvest of God 2011 not 2012! Hopi blue star appears in sky soon. Be ready for the arrival of Christ! Bible Revelation! Watch blogged videos rapture coming soon! Choose Christ or Hell Fire Forever! Help God - Jesus save souls He is coming in short time! GOV & NASA cover-up to prevent panic! See videos! Ezekiel 33:6 Beware: The trumpet is blown. wwwCHRIST2011com.

  • @GottaSaveTheWorld Fuck you, yer just as twisted as that crackpot in that vid here

  • Where do you get your information from? The aliens behind comet elenin? 

  • Show us the text. Not to be mean, but you look like a crazy guy in a basement.

  • @thirtythree303 Not to be mean, but you sound crazy for asking for the text from a video posted on April Fool's Day concerning aliens following Comet Elenin. ;)

  • @chop98 Touche mon frere! Touche.

  • to serve man, A COOKBOOK!!!! it was twilight zone yeeeeeears ago. sounds like the demons are coming to make a NWO!!!! act nice and ask you to ride their ufo n turn you to a buffett!!!!! aliens are NOT your friends

  • I have dreams just like this too! ;D)

  • Stupid american... your an idiot.

  • Yes yes! Get em' to the banks. Hurry

  • You have a vivid imagination man...

  • To serve man I have seen that movie ( it's a cookbook ) lol funny shit forget if it alfred hitchcock or if it was the outter limits but diffently seen the movie

  • If they come and I don't get anal probed I'm gonna be dissapointed. :-(

  • thank you for the video. You are right, these are the Allied Forces of Mankind. Different races of species of 'man' who are attempting to free Earth from these MANY different Covens of the El(greys).

  • you are a idiot - and all of your science is BS - no extinction level event -

  • april fools joke?

  • Poor guy :( He probably doesn't even know he's utterly mad :(

  • i have hated this tard for a long time. he is pretty stupid

  • @tattoomike1968

    DONT HATE LEARN TO IGNORE!

    

  • Not so many lines next time dude. One or two should be enough it's its good stuff....

  • You sound something like Obama, (CHANGE) but I think you're just as full of shit as him. Where did you get all of this nonsense.

  • Quick breakout the medication.

  • a lott of this is true about the feds and the central banks.

  • Very very funny.

  • and your source of this information is from....?

    p.s you come across as a nutter.

  • Hey friend you sound crazy, I can tell you're mad! Are u in a basement? Are you the super? Based on your video I suggest you take a vacation, turn the computer off for a week and enjoy yourself, Before you know it will all be gone.

  • it was the "Twilight Zone", not outer limits. To the host of this video, I would like you to verify your claim that NASA confirms what you have said.

  • Straight outta Uranus!

  • What you have proposed is already illogical.. When Elenin arrives and influences our Earth to an astonishing degree, why would extra terrestrials have the intent to do what Elenin will already do? If this is supposed to be a joke, you have poor comedian skills, because most that watch this video is likely attentive and unprepared to laugh...

  • were do you get your infomation

  • ... as a comedian your rubbish , go get a real job loser .

  • which is the real interest of instilling false fear of your own population?, you're a smart guy and should know that this is planned by the PSYOP from your own country, I have no doubt, but reinforce that behavior of confusion and madness is not good, you help your own people to be fraid. yo dont nothing to fear out of the earth except in your own president and his enemies, help your people do not distract or confuse them with dwarf star ET,the problem is cultural inside usa. Bye and calm down.

  • Why is everything sooo much funnier when the person is being serious? This is right up there with Cris Farley's best work. This should have a lot more hits!

  • @MrShushup "It's always Marshan, Marshan, Marshan!"

  • @GeneralGrove haha ya, will you drink the space juice with me? we can get on that bitch and escape the world in our spirit body!

  • Oh no, not another UFO behind a comet. The last time it didn't end well.

  • I have a hard time believing anything coming from a guy who lives down in the basement of probably his mother's house

  • lmfao another fuck head coming up with stupid shit to add to a wide spread delusion...PAthetic.....Unless the alien females have 3 huge boobs then i will like it

  • IS THIS ALL BS OR WHAT ?

  • to serve mankind.....with fava beans and a nice keonte. THIP THIP THIP THIP THIP.

    

  • to serve mankind.....with fava beans and a nice keonte. THIP THIP THIP THIP THIP

  • Maybe he's the man that knew to much???

  • as silly as this all sounds, and as much as i think his intention is just that, to be silly... i STILL think this idea is probably not very far from the truth

  • what a knob head

  • Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahhaha!!!!!

  • Breaking news from the 40 year old virgin in moms basement! Elenin is a big ball of chocolate! The aliens are bringing a lifetime supply of chocolate t