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  • I like Penn and Teller and like the show BS, but they do the same thing here they do on all episodes. They pick a strawman argument then make it look as if they debunk it. There are answers to all their sarcastic questions. There are reasons why stoning and selling people into slavery are no longer practiced; we are under the new covenant that Jesus Christ brought about with His resurrection from the dead.

  • @wkeithc name one strawman argument they have made here? so easy to make shit stupid claims, much harder to back them eh fairy tale believer boy?

  • There are reasons why 2000 years later we are still talking about Him and not the other first and second century people who called themselves messiahs. This has more to do with the fact that people who followed Him and saw Him after He rose form the dead were put to death rather than recant what they saw. If they were lying or had made the story up they would not have been willing to die for something that they knew was a lie.

  • @wkeithc given that the bible wasnt fully formed until around 360ad ...thats nearly 400 years for chronic bullshitting ..

  • Another reason is that after He ascended into heaven God gave the Holy Spirit to help Christ’s followers in spreading the good news of His saving redemptive work on the cross. Sharing with all who were willing to listen, that their sins were paid for on the cross and if they followed Him they would live forever in His presence.

  • It is true that you cannot prove that something doesn’t exist and that the burden of proof is on us believers to show why we believe, but at least if you choose not to believe think for yourselves and consider the evidence instead of just listening to what Penn and Teller have to say about it.

  • @wkeithc what "evidence"? if u had evidence you would not need shit stupid blind faith, which indeed all u stupid idiots have

  • @mikee047x1 the fact you are not aware of contradictory evidence & unwillinto to even consider it shows your hypocracy in accusing ''wkeithc'' of blind faith & reveals your athiesm as a default religion,with you the blindly faithful . 

  • @MegaFloyd100 given the fact you have no evidence and can only cry like a little bitch, and given that u are so shit stupid u think atheism is a religion, shows u to be lacking some serious brain cells.....I have no faith stupid child, period, you're far too stupid to understand how I think

  • @mikee047x1- 2particles of nothing explode to create an entire solar system and planet earth, THEN, irreducibly complex cells / life magically appearing from NON LIVING matter.! Unfortunately,i not have enough faith to be an athiest like you.

    Your fath that matter created nature & conciuosness is touching.You must struggle with doubt in your more honest moments .

  • @MegaFloyd100 u know nothing about science basics, which I can easily prove, so don't make me make a fucking fool of you. Nope, never have doubts......and I have zero faith kid.....where is objective proof your sky fairy exists kid? answer the damn question

  • @mikee047x1 WELL DAD,The ''objective proof'' is the existence of this awe inspiring universe around us,which you can only seem to explain explain in terms of it CREATING ITSELF itself,an explanation that opposes both logic & empiricism.GEDDIT DAD?[its time for your ennema]

  • @MegaFloyd100 that is not objective proof, that is a statement with no basis in fact or science, do u even KNOW what objective means child?

  • @mikee047x1 let me unpack it further Pops-

    EVIDENCE FOR A GOD-1.Any Physical entity has no explanation for itself within itself ERGO the physical must have some kind of non- physical cause

    2.Evidence of information & design[ eg;finding a McDonalds wrapper on Mars] logically assumes some kind of mind

    3.The estimated odds of the Enzyme evolving =-1 to the power of 40,000 more than #atoms in the universe

    4.Explanation for moral law best explained by a lawgiver

  • @MegaFloyd100 fucking idiot, that is not evidence of JACK FUCKING SHIT, religious morons are so shit stupid, poster children for abortion, every single one of you

  • @mikee047x1 The prophet Isaiah (chapter 53) wrote about the Messiah being tortured and killed to pay for our sins, something that happened centuries later and was recorded in the New Testament. He made other predictions about Christ's sacrifice for our sins. Vs 5 he was wounded for our transgressions, in vs 7 he is referred to as the lamb as led to slaughter and on and on in this chapter and elsewhere in the Old Testament. -Regards wKeithC.

  • @mikee047x1 Well ‘evidence’ is a very broad topic; there is a great deal of all types of evidence to support belief in God in general and belief in the claims of the Bible specifically. There are many prophecies that, in plain language, predict things that later came true.

  • Read, Jesus: The Great Debate by Grant R Jeffery and The End of Reason: A Response to the New Atheist by Ravi Zacharias. If you are so sure God does not exist this should be no problem. I have read things by Christopher Hitchens and by Richard Dawkins and I still believe in Jesus Christ and his teachings. - Regards. wKeithC.

  • @antidoteY read psalms 54 you moron just wait till god comes the bible will e fafilled and then what happens when te antichrist rises i wana see you crying and begging god that ur sorry

  • lol let me show you how far i can go

  • All I wanna know is where do the dinosaurs belong? are they before "Adam" if so how is that possible? after Adam? would that mean Adam was a lower species than caveman? was there a period where intellectual humans weren't around? or does someone have proof against there ever being dinosaurs?

  • EVOLUTION IS NOT FACT YOU IDIOTS! even evolutionists say that it is not fact because it is not fully proven. the Bible needs faith just like evolution does and people who still keep saying evolution is fact is ridiculous even if you dont believe in the Bible or God and you believe in evolution you need to understand that evolution scientists have stated that they have not proven evolution because it is impossible to

  • @InCallOfDuty your username and religious beliefs tell me about how intelligent you are...... /facepalm

  • @InCallOfDuty That is the thing idiotic christians normally overlook, the fact that Atheist's do have faith.

    Following a theory is following it in faith that it is right until proven wrong.

    The difference is when proven wrong we are willing to admit that it is wrong and change our beliefs accordingly.

    Whereas you can disprove the bible countless times and still, you idiots believe it and then give mockery to your name by only following what you think sounds nice from the bible.

  • @roflcopterkklol ''we are willing to admit that it is wrong and change our beliefs accordingly.??''Different aspects of Darwins original theory have undergone many alterations as new evidence contradicted it.Fortunately for you,the overarching theory requires millions of years to test so it remains totally unfalsafiable,hence a faith system.As such,you are free to follow the state religious dogma of evolutionary humanism unimpeded by annoying contadictory viewpoints.

  • @InCallOfDuty it is completely proven child, just because u are so damn stupid u do not even understand science basics, does not make it untrue, u just showed everyone here how damn stupid u are

  • Biblical science foreknowledge #56-THERE ARE MOUNTAINS IN THE OCEAN (Jonah 2:5-6). Only in the last century have we discovered that there are towering mountains and deep trenches in the depths of the sea. #88- BLOOD IS THE SOURCE OF LIFE AND HEALTH (Leviticus 17:11; 14). Up until 120 years ago, sick people were "bled" and many died as a result (e.g. George Washington). Today we know that healthy blood is necessary to bring life-giving nutrients to the cells.

  • @MegaFloyd100 Bullshit #56 this should convince no one. Jonah mentions only mountains, but Jonah is at the bottom of the sea at this point. However, is this scientific? . Realistically, there are only two choices for predicting the appearance of the ocean floor; it's either flat or mountainous. Getting it right from a 50/50 chance is hardly impressive, particularly as common sense can inform this opinion quite easily.

  • @MegaFloyd100 Bullshit #88 "BLOOD IS THE SOURCE OF LIFE AND HEALTH" You're insulting the intelligence of your audience here. Are you saying people didn't figure out that without blood, you'd die, until the time that the Pentateuch was written down? That's nonsense...Any human being who'd ever witnessed violence would know that people could bleed to death...The observation that blood is necessary for life is hardly scientific pre-knowledge at all...it's common sense.

  • Biblical science foreknowledge #12- OCEANS CONTAIN SPRINGS (Job 38:16). The ocean is very deep. Almost all the ocean floor is in total darkness and the pressure there is enormous. It would have been impossible for Job to have explored the "springs of the sea." Until recently, it was thought that oceans were fed only by rivers and rain. Yet in the 1970s, deep diving research submarines discovered springs on the ocean floors!

  • @MegaFloyd100 Bible semi-bullshit #12 there is some credit due in that it mentions underwater springs, but it's most likely a fluke. This passage mentions springs. Nothing else. Where is the mention of "underwater lakes" made of far more dense salt water? Where does it mention the life that grows by these springs? Again, this is hardly a scientific finding. The rest of this section of Job is also very unscientific (putting garments on clouds to putting the oceans behind doors,)

  • @AntidoteY The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics (Psalm 102:25-26). This law states that everything in the universe is running down, deteriorating, constantly becoming less and less orderly. Entropy (disorder) entered when mankind rebelled against God - resulting in the curse (Genesis 3:17; Romans 8:20-22). Historically most people believed the universe unchangeable. Yet modern science verifies that the universe is "grow(ing) old like a garment" (Hebrews 1:11). Evolution directly contradicts this law.

  • @MegaFloyd100 2nd Law of Thermodynamics doesn't apply to our solar system. It is not a closed system, and the Sun continues to provide energy to this earth every day. Stop posting this recycled crap and admit that the Bible isn't a science textbook. This is just sad.

    Also, there was death, disease, and suffering on earth before man appeared. No intelligent scientist has ever suggested otherwise based on the FACTS (which you obviously don't care for)

  • @MegaFloyd100

    The belief that evolution ever contradicted the "2nd Law of Thermodynamics" is remedied by paying attention for 30 minutes to one section of a biology course in High School. Either you were a truant, or you didn't pay attention, or you didn't care. I'm not going to educate you further. If you feel that copying and pasting DEMONSTRABLY FALSE arguments will make your side appear better, by all means, continue.

    Your evangelism technique sucks, though.

  • Biblical science foreknowledge #23 - OUR BODIES ARE MADE FROM THE DUST OF THE GROUND (Genesis 2:7; 3:19). Scientists have discovered that the human body is comprised of some 28 base and trace elements - all of which are found in the earth. #56 GOD FASHIONS AND KNITS US TOGETHER IN THE WOMB (Job 10:8-12; 31:15). Science was ignorant concerning embryonic development until recently. Yet many centuries ago, the Bible accurately described God making us an "intricate unity" in the womb.

  • @MegaFloyd100 Bible Bullshit # 23 The "we are made from the dust of the Earth" of Gen 2:7 and 3:19 is largely poetic, even so, it's stupid to state it demonstrates foreknowledge. Would people be comprised of base and trace elements that didn't come from the earth? Obviously not, if we're earthlings. The Bible says nothing new or intelligent here.

  • @MegaFloyd100 Bible Bullshit #56 "God fashions and knits us together in the womb" LOL Job 10:8-12 31:15 Nothing in the Bible describes fetal development with any more specificity or accuracy than the theories of homunculi that persisted for thousands of years before the advent of modern science. If the Bible told us about embryology, why is it that we didn't discover it through what the Bible says? because verses describing fetuses knitted together have nothing to do with embryos.

  • Biblical science foreknowledge #78 - THE EARTH IS A SPHERE (Isaiah 40:22). At a time when many thought the earth was flat, the Bible told us that the earth is spherical. #98 THE BIBLE SPECIFIES THE PERFECT DIMENSIONS FOR A STABLE SHIP (Genesis 6:15). Ship builders today are well aware that the ideal dimension for ship stability is a length six times that of the width. Keep in mind, God told Noah the ideal dimensions for the ark 4,500 years ago.

  • @MegaFloyd100 Bible bullshit #78

    The Hebrew word used in scripture for “circle” in Isaiah 40:22 is chuwg. If the author meant to imply that “circle of the earth” indicated that the earth was a sphere, it would have made more sense to use the Hebrew word for “ball,” which is duwr. (Duwr is used in Isaiah 22:18 so the author would've used it if he'd meant "sphere" or "ball." The word “chuwg” suggests a flat disc. The Bible is not scientific at all here.

  • @AntidoteY you are an impressivre individual.respect.now stop wasting your valuable time on me & i'll go & get some sleep!

  • @MegaFloyd100 Your second point (the stable ship of Genesis 6:15) would only be believed by remarkably foolish people. The Ancient Egyptians and Mesopotamians, among many other peoples, were using boats over 4500 years ago. The Phoenicians were renowned for their sea vessels. Boats were not a new concept introduced by the Bible. These are not "perfect dimensions" ("perfect dimensions" for a boat vary from purpose to purpose) and the Noah's Ark story is an obvious fairytale.

  • @MegaFloyd100 so the uneducated desert goathearders who wrote this were either-

    1 wrong

    2 if they were right it was a lucky guess & /or 'obvious'

    3 So even when they were right they were wrong

    3 WoW! Maybe these uneducated desert goatherders posessed the Phonecian internet?

    4 At least you can spell. 

  • @MegaFloyd100

    Firstly, you replied to yourself. Secondly, you didn't counter anything I said in particular, you constructed a generalized argument. Thirdly, you're the one trying to insert scientific meaning in scriptures meant to be metaphorical, poetic, or part of a narrative. The Bible is NOT a science book. Don't get angry at others because it's not so. Is that response the best you can do?

    There were no lucky guesses.

  • @MegaFloyd100

    If you can't take the heat of having your absurd arguments shown to be absurd, then don't post them. That's how freedom of speech works; you say something stupid, and someone else comes along and points it out. At no point were any of these scriptures describing the scientific foreknowledge you intended to represent them as describing. They were either wrong, or not guessing at things that people already had a general understanding of.

  • @MegaFloyd100 Lastly (as I don't have more time for this) I didn't describe them as "uneducated goat-herders." You did. And if you understand them to be uneducated goatherders who didn't have a scientific or rational methodology for discerning truth, who didn't understand the world around them, then why do you trust the nonsense they scribbled down in their ignorance?

    Religion makes otherwise intelligent people (such as you) defend silly nonsense. And that's sad.

  • Biblical science foreknowledge #68- THE EARTH FREE-FLOATS IN SPACE (Job 26:7), affected only by gravity. While other sources declared the earth sat on the back of an elephant or turtle, or was held up by Atlas, the Bible alone states what we now know to be true - "He hangs the earth on nothing." - #22 CREATION IS MADE OF PARTICLES, indiscernible to our eyes (Hebrews 11:3). Not until the 19th century was it discovered that all visible matter consists of invisible elements.

  • @MegaFloyd100 Dishonest pseudo-scientific bible bullshit #68 in Job 38:4-6, God directly tells Job that he is wrong and rebukes him for his insolence. They also fail to mention that the Earth doesn't "hang on nothing" but instead is held in constant motion by the Sun's gravitational pull, as well as rotating on its axis. Far from a massive stationary object that's "hanging upon nothing" by God's magic. Job 26:7 is also at odds with one found in Psalms 104:5.

  • @MegaFloyd100

    Additionally, Democritus (370BC - 460 BC) pioneered atomic theory hundreds of years before Jesus, nevermind the authorship of the Book of Hebrews. Nice lie.

  • The King James bible is the farce. 

  • @crooklynsince1983 Biblical science foreknowledge # 1-68 - OCEAN CURRENTS ANTICIPATED (Psalm 8:8). Three thousand years ago the Bible described the "paths of the seas." In the 19th century Matthew Maury - the father of oceanography - after reading Psalm 8, researched and discovered ocean currents that follow specific paths through the seas! Utilizing Maury's data, marine navigators have since reduced by many days the time required to traverse the seas.

  • @MegaFloyd100 Bible bullshit #68 In Psalm 8:8 I see no reference to the Gulf Stream here. Must be a mistranslation. Also, you're suggesting that before psalms was written down, no seaman or navigator had perceived the existence of pathways in the sea? Again, this argument relies on the ignorance of the person hearing it to succeed. Once again, nothing an ignorant person couldn't have written down, and it doesn't describe the process in a way that suggests scientific foreknowledge.

  • Lies upon lies. Never seen such a dishonest Atheist video before. You should be embarrassed.

  • @BookofLife3242 Point out a fallacy in anything. Any of it. Name one logical fallacy.

  • @TheCherubeal Biblical science foreknowledge # 1-68 - BIOGENESIS EXPLAINED (Genesis 1). Scientists observe that life only comes from existing life. This law has never been violated under observation or experimentation (as evolution imagines). Therefore life, God's life, created all life. #33 GOD HAS CREATED ALL MANKIND FROM ONE BLOOD (Acts 17:26; Genesis 5). EG-, a 1995 study from different ethnic groups around the world discovered that we have all descended from one Y chromosome gene pool.

  • @MegaFloyd100 Citation needed on the Y chromosome study. Abiogenesis has never ben viewed directly, however in studies (wiki/Miller_experiment) see the evidence there? We see that under circumstances for billions of years life can perhaps under exceptional circumstances slowly evolve from biological compounds formed in the primordial soup. If we all descended from a single couple hello inbreeding. Also again for noah as he was one family to survive.

  • @TheCherubeal ''We SEE that under circumstances ETC ETC'

    With respect,i must correct your grammer,You dont ''see'',you ''hope'.

    As this theory takes billions of years to prove,it is UNFALSIFIABLE & therefore NOT EMPIRACLE SCIENCE ergo-''UNSCIENTIFIC'' You MUST have faith it occured or your adherance to the state religion of scientific naturalisn is threatened.[The devils always in the detail in these debates.]My apologies for caps used to highlight key points in the abscence of bold etc.

  • @MegaFloyd100 Several spelling errors in the above paragraph.

    "grammer" is spelled "grammar"

    "empiracle" is spelled "empirical"

    "adherance" is spelled "adherence"

    "naturalisn" is spelled "naturalism"

    "abscence" is spelled "absence"

    Remarkable how well-educated and articulate many Christian apologists are. Also, nice copy-paste job of Biblical scientific "foreknowledge" but all that bullshit apologetics is refuted with naught but a mere Google search and an open mind.

  • @AntidoteY At least you could refute my spelling.

  • @MegaFloyd100

    I would've probably left your propaganda alone had you not said this. I hope you will see through these answers that there is no remarkable scientific foreknowledge in a book of bronze-age mesopotamian mythology. :)

  • @BookofLife3242 Everything they said has been proven. None of it is lies.

  • @bestnameever13 Biblical science foreknowledge # 13- A REVOLVING (SPHERICAL) EARTH (Luke 17:34-36). Jesus said that at His return some would be asleep at night while others would be working at day time activities in the field, a clear indication of a revolving earth, with day and night occurring simultaneously. # 45-LIGHT CAN BE DIVIDED (Job 38:24).Isaac Newton discovered that white light is made of seven colours, which can be "parted" and then recombined. God declared this 4 millennia ago!

  • @MegaFloyd100

    Luke 17:34-36: I tell you, on that night two people will be in one bed; one will be taken and the other left. 35 Two women will be grinding grain together; one will be taken and the other left.”

    Nothing here about daylight savings or that the sun appears at different positions around the earth. Just that at a given time, some would be in bed, others in the field. Also, directly contradicted in Joshua 10 where God suspends the sun in the sky (geocentric model)

  • @MegaFloyd100 Bible Bullshit #45 Job 38:24 describes nothing a bronze age person couldn't have thought up. Rainbows, the spliting of the spectrum of white light existed since the first combination of water and light. What's more god didn't declare this, in reality, some religious figure did several thousand years ago because someone made the observation before newton and attributed to a god doesn't prove divine existence of a god or the connection thereof to this book.

  • I have this really old bible that's in another language don't know anything about it, it was printed off in 1890 its got a little lock on the front anyways does anybody know of a website that i can go to check up on it im curious

  • you fucked it up with this video; at least for me)

    The BIBLE is God's word and you'll get to see it for yourself soon!

    oh, Penn & Teller, you know hell is waiting for you , right?

    Imediatly after your last fart on the death bed!

  • @gabigowriel

    Like your bible, you're full of shit. Have a nice day :-)

  • @AntidoteY :-))) you'll be sorry , believe me

    anyway, my days are fine thank you

    :-)))

  • @gabigowriel I thought chrisitanity teaches you to love and forgive your neighbour? I guess you're joining them in hell too.

  • christian = idiot

  • That bible = hope for people that cannot look after their own lives so when things go bad they hope that some mystical being may do it for them. I don't hate the bible i just think it is rubbish and flawed however the fact that it gives the weak "hope" then i suppose its okay lol. Just stop doing that rubbish that 'bible worshipers' do...they never argue their point! They always say stuff like "may god have mercy on your sole" its like yeah i thought so, you cannot prove anything lol

  • @MisterBinx 100 years ago we didnt have the stuff we have today we INVENTED it. Your dog does not have the god-given ability to INVENT new things.

  • @MRKLAYTHOMPSON so... dogs aren't as smart as humans. got it. that proves the existence of a god?

  • @MRKLAYTHOMPSON my dog has the ability to innovate and figure out how to open the effing fridge -.- plus he only picks the toys he likes, that's free will if you ask me

  • @bloodrocker2 my dog can lick his own balls-now THATS what i call a useful adaption!

  • @MegaFloyd100

    You meant "adaptation." Were you homeschooled? I know fundie Christian parents try to insulate their children from critical thinking, science, and the real world in general...but they could've had the decency to teach you some basic reading and writing skills...

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  • YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND THAT FAT BOY TALKING ABT THE BIBLIE IS BS F****ER YOULL BE THE FIRST TO FEEL GODS WRATH....DONT BEALIVE IN THE WORD OF GOD BUT WHEN THE TIME COMES WHEN THE GREAT TRIBULATION IS HERE WHAT ARE YOU GANA DO ABOUT FAT BOY HUH ROTT IN HELL U SACK OF S**T

  • @Carlosbby17 Lol I love when stupid people have no way to win an argument and then just use caps lock 2 type nonsence.

  • @Carlosbby17 people haven't believed in god for thousands of years. Go bend over to any fucking thing you see and get butt-fucked by your beloved bible, besides, it's your asshole that's getting raped.

  • @Carlosbby17 Oh, and btw, I doubt you read the bible cause from what you just said, your going to hell :)

  • Religious people you mad? Haha. Owned.

  • can someone tell me why no other creature is able to invent things?

  • @MRKLAYTHOMPSON No other creatures that we know of. What do you by create by the way? My dog can create a dump on your front lawn if you want.

  • @MRKLAYTHOMPSON beavers invented and had to innovate to create their dams, spiders have to consider wind patterns and hunting patterns to place their webs

  • @MRKLAYTHOMPSON Yes, because something called EVOLUTION.

  • If there are so many Christians in the world, how come most of them don't seem to use the internet? Always seems to be an overwhelming majority of atheists on most english-speaking websites.

  • @TheItchyKnee There are not that many Christians in the world that is why! The claim of 2 billion christians is made by claiming that everyone who lives in a so called christian country is a praticing christian. But I live in the UK and out of 62 million people only 6 per cent regularly attend church and only ten per cent claim to be practicing christians. So atheist and agnostics are clearly in the majority.

  • @SuperPoorthing Oh please... Christianity and Islam are the worst religions in this world, bulit upon oppression. The very prospect that God has a gender makes the whole thing bullshit.

  • 7:37 why is that guy humping the ground?

  • Calling atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair colour.

  • bible=torah=curan=bullshit

    

  • @tdjr50 Jesus-tap-dancing-christ I'm sick of hearing that condescending shit.

  • The Qura'an is pure holy words from God himself but Bible was changed by humans some words added and some were deleted thats why alot of books been created from one book the real holy book isn't existed any more , is gone , and so another book came that is from God is the Qura'an , the Bible is just people poems

  • @SuperPoorthing Quran is created to glorify a false prophet. A satanic book.

  • @mrdashes1 how sure r u have you ever met Satan,

  • @Inspirantist10 Was that even english? and @NavySeal03 if the bible is the word of god and a holy book so I don't understand how people can pick and choose what they believe and don't believe, follow and don't have to follow if they truly believe it's the word of god.

  • There is more truth between my balls than the fucking bible

  • @SilencioWTF

    i dont want to know what truth that is 0_0

  • pen... i know you dun believe the bible and so, but that doesn't give you the right to criticise what people thinks. You want to flame the bible for your own personal reasons? go get a life dude

  • Exodus is a list of rules designed for the Jewish people. But Christians nowadays aren't obliged to follow them necessarily.

  • 1. It most likely was the red sea because in Hebrew (language it was written in) you would know that they don't repeat letters twice so it's a short sound

  • I am an agnostic. I have read the Bible and there is a lot of crap in it. But there is some good in it. Some great poetry and narrative can be found, so it has artistic value. As for religious stuff, the only thing I read that should be used by a believer is the 8 beatitudes, its the only real constructive speech I can remember. If Christians kept it and burned the rest Christianity would be way better.

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  • Is that so? You know Jesus knew how to catch fish bro, check it out. But He wanted to teach the disciples how to catch men. Boy did that work out good. Think of it. Jesus only ministered for 3 years and never wrote a book but ended up changing the world. " Penn talks about "other messiahs, back in the day" but get real Penn, no one delivered the goods but Jesus.

  • All thinking men and women are atheist and if you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for life, give a man religion and he'll die praying for fish

  • @rideviaparkside lol good one

  • Oh mikee, that's funny. I can't help it, I like you.

  • We could go at it for days mikee but Jesus my savior, warns me not to "cast my pearls before swine,"

  • @qrh4029 again, so typical, because of your fairy tale belief u have the nerve to think you're better than other people, when stats clearly show otherwise...you're just a blind and stupid sheep who will never have any true knowledge

  • Okay, few things. Evolution is not real obviously, most people should know that by now, also thinking everything happened by chance is just embarrassing. Unless you have studied and read the entire Bible you shouldnt say anything because you dont know, just from hearing this video makes me have no respect for anyone who doesnt believe in God and the Bible because if you actually knew what it said you would believe it too. So stop commenting on this unless you actually have something people woul

  • @InCallOfDuty wtf are u talking about kid? Evolution is fact, it's working science that has been proven over and over....I have read your entire buybull, and it's a filthy disgusting book full of lies, contradictions, and just plain bullshit......if u don't know shit about even science basics kid, it is best NOT to comment on you, lest u be made to look even more foolish than your shit stupid post has made you look

  • @InCallOfDuty *facedesk* Not sure if trolling or just plain stupid. Seriously... buddy, go back to school.

  • @InCallOfDuty Except that Evolution is a fact, as it is a fact that objects fall (gravity)- a Scientific theory doesn't mean a hunch or speculation, but based on extensive knowledge- it is a peer reviewed FACT.

  • Revelation 22:11

    ..he that is filthly, let him be filthly still.

  • @qrh4029 that the best u got kid? typical, religion kills a thinking brain

  • hay you could keep 10 billion species in test tubes easy 

  • I already knew the bible is bullshit.

  • just because you dont agree doesnt mean you have the right to totally defame someone elses religion, whether they are christian, islamic, hindu, ect

  • One day every knee shall bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. This will happen if you like it or not. If you can't read the Bible have someone that can read it to you. Go back to school and get your GED then you may know what the Bible is! God bless you all and may His Holy Spirit fill you with knowledge and wisdom and break that satanic curse you are under!

  • @tdjr50 I have an advanced college degree kid and I know the buybull is bullshit. And no, my knee will never bow to some mythical jew who never lived in the first place....get an education and find out that jesus is a copy of the roman god mithra, who was crucified, and rose 3 days later...sound familar? the one needing an education is YOU

  • wow. i just lost any respect i had for them. the fact that they singled out one religion and completely ripped it apart sickens me. they are mocking people who have faith, which is nothing to laugh at.

  • @strawberryblond822 they single out this religion because it's the most popular religion in the world. Welcome to the scientific community. If you ever submit anything to the scientific community prepared to be ripped apart.

  • Penn and Teller are still alive after all these years? I thought they died years ago. I can't believe they are still doing corny comedy that most people hate. This is what happens when so called comedians get old and retarded. I wish they would just go away because nobody would miss them.

  • @tdjr50 Just because you're a comedian it doesn't mean you can be a cynic and an intelligent intellectual. Apparently you're only part of the 2% of the people who would not miss them. and-

    This video isn't about their comedy. It's about debunking myths, just like mythbusters. Except extremely old myths that some people still believe.

  • @tdjr50 Funny that, since they are considered among the best magicians alive, you seem butthurt.

  • How.. How did I get here?

  • You Religious people are blind

  • wtf is this?

  • @yoyotigoforevaps3 A youtube video.

  • If you see that all religions are not true. Then you will not always become an atheist. You may become a deist. But that requires blind faith. Therefore I chose atheism.

  • Heed! Don't be distracted. Take notice, THE END is near: Mathew24:36-39. There are real understandings and hope profusely in God's Word, the Bible: The Devil is ruling: 1John5:19 Revelation12:7-12. Major events: Mathew24:7,8,10-14,21,22. People’s behaviors: 2Timothy 3:1-5. God will act soon: Revelation16:13,14 Daniel2:44. We too must act so to be saved_ Revelation18:4 Zephaniah2:3 John17:3 Mathew6:9-11,33,34 Mark13:13. A New World at hand: Psalm37:9-11 2Peter3:8-13 Let's choose right!
  • @plptous no, the end is not near, but it may be for you!!! and good riddance, we have enough stupid people already

  • People are flawed,not God's word.

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  • @vrghiks Which people told you that?

  • God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou art judged.Romans 3;4.

    This makes you and me liars.

  • The bible was only an attempt at truth, like any music, novel or sculpture. All works of art are bibles, in a way -- flawed and yet beautiful in their attempts, fated to be criticized and surpassed because we are mortal, not gods.

  • hah it true, the bible does not mention Dinosaurs, what are they? Fu**in Aliens?!

  • The problem with the bible and the people that follow it is that they always feel the need to convert anything that moves, they cannot just accept other beliefs and move on, so what if your Christian, i don't even mind if you are, im friends with many, just stop trying to get everyone to believe your faith. Christianity is like a 3 year old child who wants attention, and gets upset when a other babe takes its toy. Anyway my point is believe what you want, just stop trying to convert everything.

  • Does anyone read the description "Please do try to be civil?"

    It don't recall it saying not say "Please do try to shove religions down the throats of someone who isn't the same religion as you"

    Let's have a little maturity here....

  • IF YOU WANT TO TROLL A BIBLE THUMPER GO TO NOIMPLANT4ME YOUTUBE ACCOUNT

  • God doesn't write with words. God writes with creations.

    Words are for people to connect and co-create.

  • Ouh tell em its round! Built it didn't know.

  • WERE THE FUCK R MY KANGAROOS AND PENGUINS!

  • Believe what you want, But when your Dieing in Hell, Don't ask for me to save you :)

  • @RaginCajunRebel13

    you spelled dying wrong....just fyi

  • @RaginCajunRebel13

    "Believe what you want, But when your Dieing in Hell, Don't ask for me to save you :)"....yup youre a christian alright...lol... join or die!...U have any idea how many people your religion has killed?

  • I wish I had a dime for everytime I have heard shit stupid xian say " u know evolution says man came from monkeys"...how do people get so fucking shit stupid?

  • I take Prymatt Conehead's view of the Bible and just start laughing hysterically when I read what people believe.

  • @Sunburn2007 it really is amazing how stupid and gullible people are to believe such stupid shit isn't it?

  • Check out this cool video about violence in the bible and Family Guy. If you consider this spam feel free to send a hate message. :(

  • So if I kill people and are a Christian. I will go to heaven? That is so fucked up!!! Because it says that you only have to believe in Jesus as your savior to come to heaven.

  • 7:35 for floor humping

  • Look at the amount of dislikes, me likey

  • I love it when Christian tell you proof of a need for a creator, then they think that means their bible is true by default when It could be any God or Gods.

  • @shadowworldsniper. I'd also like to apologize for my being a hypocrite...but still

  • @shadowworldsniper. Haha! Good one! You know, you sound really cool when you say that. You better hope god doesn't exist with that tude. Why you gotta be such a dick in a calm discussion. I'm not really religous but if I was I'd be pissed. You need to go masturbate or something. (Cause there is no way you have a gf seeing as to how you sound so ignorant). Pce

  • The thought the featured video on the Top Right said "I am a Moron"....

  • let's all just chill, ya know? just let it be

  • Lol i always call the story noah bullshit arch cause it is

  • Fags arguing below me. Fail at life morons who believe that if there is and if there isn't a god, it will actually matter. Who cares, god doesn't control my life I do. Fuck your God.

  • lol even if there was a god/ something that created the universe, that doesnt prove your religion or any religion