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  • still funny ten minutes later

  • I liked Squidward for what he did at the end...

  • Suck The D!ck I Aint Got If You Think I'm Wastin' That Much Timee <3

  • make that 10 mins 04secs

  • squidwards eyes..

  • may i take your hamster XD

  • Lol @8:04

  • Wait, what do you want?

  • TF2 in a nutshell

  • F2P Patrick

  • O.o Uhhhh?

  • May i take your Hamster

    May i take your Hat Sir

    May i take your Answer

    Mayor Tekyo Hatsu

    May i Head Sir

    May i take your Atsu

  • yes u my my good man :D

  • START = May i take your hat sir?

    1 min = May i take yo hamster?

    5 min = mayuiteekyoiiirhaster

    10 min - Mayor Tenkinhanser

    L0L

  • *5 mins later* may i take ur hat soon?

    *in class* (me) mayotakuhatsun!!? :3

    (teacher) is that some sort of Japanese, Kayla?

    its funny cuz i know japanese and almost everyone i know knows :P including teachers :P

  • For some reason, I started laughing uncontrollably about two minutes in.

  • may i take ur hat

  • May I take your head too? May I take your answer? May I take your hamster? May I take you hand sir? May I take you hudson? Mayiitakouhatsu? May I take your hudson? May I take your head son? May I kiss your Hamster? Might I take you Hudson?
  • may i take new hamshire?

  • This video inspired me!!! XD

  • better than the others like giggity gun lol

  • In the beginning did he say, "You mean like a weanie?"

  • Had to stop @ 30 seconds cuz it was Annoying as hell

  • just take his damn hat

  • may I take your hamster may I kiss your cat sir may I take your head sir may have some fat sir

  • that is so annoying

  • May I take it off sir

  • A warning to all those about to watch this... I was studying for a physics degree before watching the full 10 minutes of this video.

    Now I work at McDonalds.

  • Lololololololo

  • why did i just watch this whole thing?

  • @Nerazzurri94 i asked myself the same thing

  • @Nerazzurri94 i asked myself the same thing

  • Yes you may, please rest it on squidward's head.

  • MAYAY TAYKER HATSUR

  • DAMMIT PATRICK I'M NOT WEARING A HAT FOR THE LAST TIME. OR A HAMSTER

  • Patrick:May I kiss your hamster?

    Me:OH HELL NO!

  • pepole get top coment for typing a picture here is a _____ worm

    

  • mayer tuciatsue?

  • sounds like may i take haxor

  • May I take your mama?

    May I take your mama?

    May I take your luigi?

    May I take your luigi?

    HOW THE HELL DID WE GET HERE FROM GREEN DAY?!?!?!?!?!

  • So the challenge begins...

  • may i give you cancer may i take your answer

  • May I kiss your Hamster May I Take your Master May I Take your Answer May I Take your Kick your hat sir May I Take your Hands sir May I Take your Hamster Mr. Mrs Hutson May I Take your Hutson May I Take your Lancer May I Take your Youngster Alright you got the Job...
  • My favourite part is when Patrick says: May I take your hat sir ?

  • H4ts0r

  • may i kiss your hamster..

  • may i take yhu Handler

  • My Mum : what are you watching

    Me : Mayatakyohatsuu

    My Mum : I should call a doctor

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  • Mayi Takuhatsu.... Mayi Takuhaaaatsuu

  • JESUS YOU SCARRED ME

  • hey I kissed your haamster

  • Ji

  • Maybe I think your handsome..

  • May I kick your pussy? May I kiss your hamster? May I kick your pussy? May I kiss your hamster? May I kick your pussy? May I kiss your hamster? May I kick your pussy? May I kiss your hamster? May I kick your pussy? May I kiss your hamster? May I kick your pussy? May I kiss your hamster?
  • May I think your hat sir.

  • May I kiss your hamster

    May I take your answer

    May I take hands sir

    May I take your swimsuit

    May I take head too...

  • May I take your answer?

  • @warmaster5128 You got here by clicking the button in the sidebar, just like everyone else...

  • May I take your hamster?

    May I take your ham sir?

  • May i take your answer

  • After a few minutes it just fades and you kinda don't hear it anymore

  • Meanwhile on TF2.

  • i like the part where patrick says "may i take your hat sir"! thats the BEST PART!!

  • my favorite part is when he said may i take your hat sir

  • Give him your hat already!

  • Squidward's face seems to get even more and more dark and bored.

  • After 5 minutes of watching this it sounds like "May i take your Cancer?"

  • @oskinpv lol

  • may i take this video off of youtube?

    jk

  • Just... *Sigh* Just so... Gay

  • May i take your answer?

  • mayo takeastsu

  • may i take your ass sir may take your hat sie may i take your answer may i take your napkin LoLOL I HEAR THAT

  • At one point I heard May I take your hamster and May I kick your hat sir.

  • TF2 trading explained in a 10 minute video, starring Patrick Star.

  • may i take ur head sir?

    may i take ur answer?

    may i take ur headzer?

    may i take ur hat sir?

    may i take ur hatsu?

    mayitakuhatsu

  • It sounds like hes saying "May I take your Hatzir?"

  • I was trying to count ..

  • iam going to die...

  • may i take you handsome

  • tf2 in a nutshell

  • I think, he whants to take my hat

  • poor squidward...

  • Maya takeo hatsoo. I think im going crazy.

  • punk

    

  • 5 muinets in.... there's a gun to my head....oh god! BAM!!

  • May I Kiss Your Hamster...LOL

  • @futuremoon15 LOL

  • The best part was When he said may I take your hat sir

  • I wonder if I was so pose to watch the hole thing

  • That asshole server at Cracker Barrel...

  • 123...........KILLL

  • may i take your answer?

  • no you may not,

  • Patrick's gotten sassy, hasn't he?

  • @TheMillion4567 they're not correcting, they're making fun of it lol. after a while it starts to sound like other stuff

  • may i take ur hand sir?

    may i take ur cancer?

  • TF2 in a nutshell.

  • may i take your hat sir?

    may i take your hand sir?

    may i take you handsome?

    may i take your answer?

  • may i take your hat sir?

    may i take your ham sir?

    may i take your answer?

    may i take your ass sir?

  • @numanuma66 xD

  • Thumbs up if you watched the whole thing.

  • may i take your hazard???

  • my favoyhtjngbgite part wasdrftfgtytnbv THE HAT SIR

  • My favorite part was when he said ''May I take your hat sir?''

  • who else liked the part when he said, " may i take your hat sir "?

  • 24 sec: laughing hat off

  • Squidward should've just said "Yes" in order to avoid incurring basically 9.5 minutes of nonsense. Oh well, I bet he didn't decide to take action because he scecretly has a built-in mute feature to help him cope with all the troubles of life that accompany the birth process.

  • why cant he just say no so we can liveon with our lives

  • This video contains May I Take Your Hat Sir?

  • I liked it when he said " May I take your hat, sir. "

  • may i take your hat sir  LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL­LLLLL

  • May I take your hamster?

  • may i take your answer

    

  • Mayor Take Your Hamster?

  • No you may no't take my hat now.

  • MAY I DICK YOUR HEAD SIR? WHAT KIND OF CHILD COMEDY IS DAT

  • 💁🏃🏃🚶🏃

  • "May i take your hands sir"

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  • after about a minute i noticed the music was "what do you do with a drunken sailor"! XD

  • patricio: puedo tomar su sombreo , señor ?

    calamardo : no tengo

    patricio: puedo tomar su sombreo , señor ?

    calamardo : no tengo

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  • My favorite part was may I take your hat sir

  • This is ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. I WATCHED IT ALL!

  • This doesn't go for long enough.

  • I heard "May I take your answer?"

  • :D

  • Mayu Takuatsu

  • i stopped laughin after 2mins

  • What possesses us to make ourselves sit through minutes, sometimes hours, of this shit.

  • IMO, the best part was when he said "May I take your hat sir?"

  • Mayor Tekyohatsu 

  • @xjessicajunx SOO TRUE!

  • May I date your hamster?

  • I%ll awnser that. NO!

  • May i take your hamster?

  • 17 seconds then i failed

  • Like A Sir. *LikeASir photo*

  • i only lasted to 10:04 dead ass

  • Fav part was 5:34 sick

  • i liked the part where he said "may i take ur hat sir"

  • I only lasted 4:30

  • And that was the story of my life

  • o_o May i take ur hat may i take ur hat may i may i ?

  • i survived 2:04 of this and finally gave up. cannot survive any longer :/

  • (=^.^=) It's not a cat, that's for sure....

  • May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hamster? May I take your fat, sir? May I take her ass, sir? May I take New Hampshire? May I take your answer? May I think you're handsome? May I think you're fat, sir? May I take you, bastard? May I have some mustard? May I think you're mustard? May I take her hand, sir? May I take her cat, sir? Man, I think you're handsome? May I take some cancer? Man, do you have cancer? May I take her can, sir? May I have some bat, *purr.*
  • Itssooo freakin retarded

    God  I watched 25 seconds of it

    talk bout horrible!

  • I watched this for 34 seconds...

  • You think he'll leave me alone if I give him my hat

  • only 10 minutes? i can watch this in 10 hours :D

  • Patrick took 147 peoples hamsters

  • sounds like, " Man I think you haaaxor "

  • It sound May i thathrdeubggb sher

  • ill have this stuck in my head for the rest of my life.

  • I'm disappointed. It only repeated 9 mins 59 secs

  • @theguywithraybans Both are right answers lol

  • I can't believe how many kinds of these videos there are on YoutTube.

  • @OriginalSketch6494 YouTube*

  • More like, '' ma i taku haxor?''

  • THIS IS STUPID

  • @ByDanielleDesigns

    That's the point.

  • Team Fortress 2 Free To Play in a nutshell

  • @TheBowser456 More like everyone on trade servers.

  • My mom told me if I was born male.... My name would be Patrick...

  • my i take your hamster

  • awww no loop annotation? ,_,

  • Wow he really wants my hat.....

  • May I rob your house sir. May I rob your house sir

  • your IQ is now -3