MST3K 312 2/10

[sleepyhollow783]

Cornjob IS Fred Burrows!

[Jordarnm]

You fool!

[cookierox0121]

he should really tell his sister his name... XD

[ChaoticYak]

It's a beanie-copter!

[MrWesdotcom]

Hahahaha I love the bicycle song. Now I'll never watch this movie the same way again! hahahaha

[SigEpBlue]

Dude, ixnay on the onstermay amenay!!

[Tareltonlives]

"Why did they have to shoot my scarf?/I am the twisted lonely guy"

Between the songs, the standard Gamera jokes, the Gamera song's debut, the dubbing, and the Richard Burton jokes, this is a great episode.

[TheUnknownAlias]

Look at the bones!

[pretorious700]

japanese sure made strange films. maybe it was all of that radiation.

[pvtpyle74]

YOU DIE JOE!!!

[TooCool1993]

? i have a diffrent version of this movie with another cast dubbing

[daikaiju20]

2:40 Bushido Master Cornjob working out!

[t0t3n3ng3l]

Hrm... With all these times the Japanese movies use "Star" and "Planet" synonymously, does someone adept at Japanese know if the words for Star and Planet are the same word, or is it just ineptitude in astronomy on the writers' part?

[fuzzyzombielove]

Yes. Literal translation is best. It is spoken by people in a way that is not awkward or unnatural. It is not out of the movie people.

[whoadude1959]

MST3K actually helps me to understand this movie, without the riffs I wouldn't know what the hell I was watching!

[whoadude1959]

Ya know, I've seen some pretty weird movies on MST3K...but this one is REALLY strange, I mean WEIRD. Sad to say I am just now seeing it for the first time ever and I have had to view it 3 times just to make sure that I am seeing and hearing what I am seeing and hearing. I think this makes even Manos look pretty boring...strange, just strange....But strange is good here! Cindy/Ohio

[ChaoticYak]

Enough with the witty articulate repartee!

[GamertownUSA]

Mom is a milf.

[Tareltonlives]

@GamertownUSA I like the alien chicks more

[jondeare]

what a mean mom

[Tareltonlives]

@jondeare Battle Cry of the Gamera Mother

[pigeongirl]

Oh, so THIS is the one with the infamous "no wars or traffic accidents" line. Between that and "Officer Cornjob," RUBBER TURTLE MONSTER vs INTERPLANETARY FOE is my favorite RUBBER TURTLE MOVIE.

[Tareltonlives]

@pigeongirl You mean tusked firebreathing tortoise vs knife-headed quadruped?

[FlameAdder]

How come Cornjob is the only one that has an accent?

[DisappointingPorn]

@FlameAdder I was wondering that too!!

[SinnFein4ever]

Has anyone else noticed that the two "brothers" are actually two different races?

[whoadude1959]

@SinnFein4ever

they aren't brothers,

at the beginning of the movie, the mother tells the non-asian looking boy that 'if he wants to stay over, he better listen to her'

[SinnFein4ever]

@whoadude1959

Ah.

Thanks.

When you watch enough MST3K movies, you begin to expect very little logic in the movies.

;)

[whoadude1959]

@SinnFein4ever

I agree and that's what makes them so great to watch!

[SinnFein4ever]

@whoadude1959

Truer words were never spoken.

:)

[Gjeorje]

....so, is Handjob supposed to be like Robert Mitchum in Night of the Hunter - an incredibly sinister figure who menaces children, or Mr. Rodgers -An incredibly sinister figure who menaces children.

[Neogeneticgrowth]

Traffic is horrendous in other countries that have few functional intersections and such. We don't realize it in the west...it's madness when you go to India or Thailand or something, lots of people die

[DarthAzmul]

People sound like their all on calm drugs in this movie.

[Sauron338]

"with no wars... or traffic accidents..."

I FINALLY get that line from the UCB "Mogomra" episode...

[FortressOfBalditude]

at 4:07, Crow turns and whispers to the little girl on the bike while Cornjob is lecturing the boys. It cracks me up!

[randyj420]

Am I not right? Are we not Mom?

[ChaoticYak]

"Behave or I'll take away...."

Your life!

(The horrible dubbing makes it easy to riff on what they're saying. Perfect pauses.)

[Galaxian7000]

So, so great.

[tripoli911]

Let's watch the kids go to their fate...

They'll disappear into the woods...

It will be days before they're found...

Cornjob will be blamed.

[ChaoticYak]

@tripoli911 Why must we sing this stupid song?

It's getting really annoying.

We apologize for its le-ength.

We are filled with shame.

Now back to our SHOW!

[Blaze1289]

We're gonna ride our bicycles

We're gonna go and have some fun

We're gonna fill our hearts with love

When we ride our bicycles

When we ride our biiiiike...

[IliyaMoroumetz]

Kondo, Master of Darkness!

His secret identity? Kon-chan! :D

Also, the whole Richard Burton thing with the american kid just kills me. XD

Let's not forget the staple joke, "We've secret replaced the meteor with Folger's Crystals. Let's watch!"

[WhatSayestThou]

'We are filled with shame" XD

[Dragmack]

OFFICER CORNJOB. 'NUFF SAID.

[RavnDream]

"It's a beanie copter! Wow!"

"Op! Madame Butterfly!"

[educatedcockroach]

The hell did that white kid come from? That's as out of place as "fwitah pwanes" guy from Teenage Atomic Rubber Turtle Volume 1.

[digital2500]

"Good thing those..steps were there!" LOL

[cecilrickets]

Mama's little baby loves shortnin' shortnin', mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread.

[ChaoticYak]

No wars...or traffic accidents!

[ShadesofScorpius]

"that's no ordinary rabbit! look at the bones!!"

Thanks for the upload - I'd never actually seen this one!! :D

[educatedcockroach]

@ShadesofScorpius I soiled my armor!

[DrKaiju2000]

"You die Joe!"Cornjob?"Officer Cornjob c'mon honey."Because my name is Condo-Master of Darkness!"Imperalist yankee dog!"Its a space rabbit!"

[kootiepatra]

This dubbing is killing me... I am laughing at it at least as much as I am the riffs!

[TomMSTie]

Thank you, Tarl.  Your version is sound-synced.

[lifeson2006]

His name is Corndog, not Cornjob..

[Basssinger86]

They can't get in...it's a painting.

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, Patrick Swayze!

[MissJuneBennett]

Okay...three kids in Japan saw that thing land but Japan's version of NASA did not? yea right!!

[SeoulMan]

"Why must we sing, this, stupid song~?"

[buffypython]

So she has 1 Japanese kid and 1 American kid?

"Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-WA."

Every Japanese guy practices swordplay?

"Imperialist Yankee dog."

"Let's watch the kids go to their fates." XD

The aliens are so advanced they made a 1-touch start.

[GunshyPigeon]

5:58 is awesome!!!

look at the bones!!!!

I love when MST puts in Monty Python quotes!! :P :P

[mrkrinkle72]

cornjob says I SEE I SEE I SEE!

[newwave5596]

Enough with the clever articulate repartee

[ElveeKaye]

"We're gonna ride our bi-cy-cles!" XD Catchy, but annoying tune.

Does EVERY Japanese movie have to have a bunch of kids?? The two boys sound remarkably old, too. Must be a glandular problem.

9:19 Change course?? How the hell would he know how to do that? It's dumb luck they managed to lift off at all. If the aliens are so smart, why didn't think to lock their spaceship so no kids could get into it??

[Spike674]

Its just a show you should probably just relax

[Keighvin1]

Ok, I may post this on every part, depending on how often it comes up, but why the hell did the "translate" planet to star!

[puppetgeneral39]

Damn you traffic accidents!

[Capng123]

That's no ordinary rabbit... look at the bones!

[b17ek]

that lil japanese boy sounds like a black lady form tha 70! XD

[TomMSTie]

"Ohi It's just a bunch of Christmas lights against a brick wall." "Who would believe that?"

You gotta love it when they make fun of themselves.

[DecrepitTelephone]

Are we not Mom - or am I Devo?

I seriously think the Mom and the Flo-flo deep-midwestern alien were dubbed by the same woman.

[TomMSTie]

Totally plausible.

[IorwerthKPantry]

Cornjob?

Officer Cornjob?

[cmckee1387]

Master of DARKNESS!

[Gomess]

It's really Kon-chan.

Yeah, of all the things to leave IN the movie, they chose his original Japanese nickname that most of us wouldn't even understand. THANKS, Sandy!!

[textthing]

They were obviously enjoying this movie.

[Oppledeldoc]

I don't know about the original, but everyone in this dubbed version talks like that Malcolm In The Middle character - everything is big pauses.

[nolaughingmatter]

"Enough with the witty repartee!"

[okaynowa]

We are filled with shame.

[dnm72863]

Now back to our show!

[Frerichs1962]

The MST3K guys were way ahead of their time to be doing something like this.

[TwiztidRoman]

The bicycle song is funny as hell

[flair1211]

Hey I thought that this RUBBER TURTLE MOVIE was public domain.

2 of these were in a 50 movie box set I picked up for 20 bucks!

[tarlcabot18]

Sadly, they are NOT Public Domain.

I'm not even sure Public Domain exists in Japan...someone prove me wrong.

[ShyriaDracnoir]

@tarlcabot18 From Wikipedia:

"Copyright length based on author's death:Life+50 years

Copyright length based on date of creation/publication:70 years from publication or if unpublished 70 years from creation (cinematographic works):

Flair probably got his deal because while it's still under copyright, getting the rights to include this film in a set like that is relatively cheap.

[MauserK43]

@tarlcabot18 they follow simular rules

[theboom104]

@tarlcabot18 well for public domain it depends on which country you are in if you are in the usa then all of these are public domain because they have to renew the copy rights an i doubt they do because they don't intend to show these videos again.

[GoblinXXX]

Were they the same dub? It might be that these Sandy Frank versions are still under copyright, but people could be free to re-dub the original.

[latinlad001]

@flair1211 even if they were public domain, the MST3K commentary and episode is not

[TooCool1993]

@flair1211 what/which box set?

[Gomess]

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE NAME "KON-CHAN" IN A DUBBED 60s MOVIE?!

Yes, that is what Cornjob is meant to be.

Baaahhhh *flops hands like Frank and Clay*

[DChatc]

Damnit! The 'children riding bicycles' theme will NOT leave me alone!

[Vfanatic1]

I'm still trying to get a certain feline super hero theme from another episode out of my head

[DChatc]

By any chance would this film involve Donald Pleasance attempting to seize the powers to "fly around like an idiot" bestowed by Christmas ornaments from space?

[Vfanatic1]

Why indeed it is

[GoblinXXX]

Pu--ma-man... He flies like a mor-on...

[godzillaguy1336]

behave or else ill take away...

your life

[PaigePenelope]

Gee, good thing those steps were there...

He should really tell his sister his name.

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Hmm, a bunch of goofy Japanese kids looking through a telescope at a space ship. WHY DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?!

[Huitsyphenal]

She's not your mom!

...seriously, the hell.

[sleepyhollow783]

Now take this back. "Imperialist Yankee dog!" -Cundo, Master of Darkness

[GoblinXXX]

... We are filled with shame!

[daikaiju20]

#1 of 10 is definately loaded tho just watched

[daikaiju20]

when i first searched ms**k i only received 2 thru 10 for this, #1/10 didn't show,

[chinesecommunist]

... cornjobs will be blamed.