Crazy Public Transit

[heatherwillis1990]

did that spanish massacre video have justin biebers name in the title?

[heatherwillis1990]

@heatherwillis1990 ok i guess i shoulda finished your tid bit b4 commenting on that lol

[hickoryy1]

Hi Duke, the gays swimming are HUNGARIANS :(

[TheNobleBard]

I can't blame the guy for wanting his Pizza...Cici's is so delicious! And the management there is so courteous! Look at how they handled that man!

[static1994]

Im a dude, but i would totally be like that little girl if i heard RUSH tickets were sold out when i git to their concert... *sniff* lol

[static1994]

I wish that highway was the Audobaun...

[Ps3GoldenMetleChsmp]

Because the vodka was on the other side :D

[moneshmahtani]

@Klonoa20 lol wut

[TheGooeyman]

Like if u agree his videos will end when he really loves us! LOL

[skipdonahughuk]

she was goin to the taco store to kick some ASS!

[matty12345a1]

2:31 you can see her tits

[wawad1fromrunescape]

I havent seen your vids i a long while duke, is this the "new" dukepowellshow? No, god no. Stop being a RWD and get on the freeking ball, apeal to an older crowd, be more blunt. Please, please.

[FazaaMinAlFaraaq]

your quotes are Always Critical , you are one Funny Deep dude

[pmarie2003]

5:50 Texas: We have coconut trees, but we don't have your rain. The coconut trees are doing amazingly well in the drought.

[Klonoa20]

thats an odd question.... its like why the chicken cross the road lol.... erm.... to see in the other side if she could get a job? ... erm lol wait... beaver wha??

[Klonoa20]

thats an odd question.... its like why the chicken cross the road lol.... erm.... to see in the other side if she could get a job?

[snowmobiler108]

that play on a subway? really? i mean seriously wtf? and then that guy singing? whats wrong with some ppl!?!?!

[easttimor21]

Everywhere is the "floor" for her

[as4us]

Granny crossin ovah dah road t' git de penis police. "Ah bettah fin' a police, a Penis police. It was dat bwai, Duke dat done it.... *Kingston accent*

[bigblackhorn]

the chic crying over beiber needs real man cock.

[Revan392]

3:13 I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOUUUNNND!!!

[FieryRivers]

SHE WAS RUSSIAN TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spygirl43]

There was a woman behind me on the bus singing with her headphones on and I turned to her and said that I didn't want to be serenaded......she said "what do you mean?"

[smokey1n1trippin]

ANGRY GRANDPA!!! :D



[randomguy32488]

Im not sure if i should be more scared of the back-hoe or the green water...

[Gam3warrior]

i think the man in the restaurant was mad cause he got banned from xbox

[Karmindd]

To get to the other side

[iliddle96]

Cause she's solid!!

[ratedr3nigma]

i like u better than RWJ... Seriously.

[oncab1]

she was obviously trying to get to the other side....lol.

[pwnerised]

sheeet suurnn

[ALifeOfMetal1101]

The old russian lady was helping the chicken get to the other side. =D

[barudirush]

Bout justin Bieber... In brasil the same thing XD

[husseinelk]

cus you were making jokes on her side

[Flamencanta]

the question is, why did that guy make a video of the old lady:DD

[goodrita]

I Soviet russia, woman hits car!

[SAPPYPANDA123]

lol im russian and hearin his response is hilarious!!

[JasonDL100]

The grandpa was the pecan pinwheels grandpa freakout

[HHH1997]

Gabe newell 

[mahatma443]

omfg peter griffin

[GregTheRussian47]

That floors dirty

[GregTheRussian47]

She had o get her ppsh

[SoulessAvenger1234]

wheres todays video?



[jodelle6]

hi! watched 2 of your videos and i'm a new subscriber, just tought i'd say Hi!

[pedritus2007]

Because she really really wanted to go to Jamaica and Jamaica was THAT way

[swagga3601]

To get to the other side to see her spouse:D

[PeanutButterFistPump]

U didn't see that Orange she was wearing?? She is obviously a traffic cop. And she was just trying to stop traffic!!! (duuuhhh)

[dyllman5]

To get to the other side! why else?

[dyllman5]

Duke Powell>Duke Nukem... just thought id point that out:P that game sucks

[ZexonLamez]

@dyllman5 Dude that game is a classic im sorry but NO

[dyllman5]

@ZexonLamez sorry i should have said Duke Nukem Forever, i loved the other games but Forever was just a repeat with better graphics, if anything it was worse than its predecessors.

[TheHappyPandaShow]

This is so similar to Ray William Johnson

[elsultan69]

in roads , priority to pedestrians ....

[4everKiraSama]

i really liked your voice in the begging btw ;)

[4everKiraSama]

because she put her trust in the patient drivers x3 and probably the lady was in a hurry...

[Johnnypoprock]

To feel young again

[HerrKreps]

Why havent you any links to the clips you show!

[Tightburner1]

2 weeks aged vodka in a rusted steel barrel matured makes blind . but ivan-Wladislaw bubkaar (local distiller) lives behind the street,and he makes the best . He also gladly exchanged against "borscht"....

[UKModder1]

To get to the other side

[buffdiggy]

Did he just say, I can't believe that f in old bag did that in Russian on Youtube?

[littlemoocowmedow]

To get to the vodka on the other side

[YunGKyRo1]

i live in the bahamas i have to many coconut treez in my back yard 

[macistheking]

to get to the other side...

[ZGangzta]

because she saw a dollar on the street

[thecultchie]

she was going to bitch slap someone commenting co za asy 6 months after it was funny

[josetheweirdo]

Your right that grandpa freaked out about some pinwheel cookies. It was revealed that it was scripted.

[josetheweirdo]

lol the guy that was going to run over the old lady was listening to J-lo. lol

[thom6314]

She was taking a shortcut to avoid being late for Bingo.

[1337CaptainHadock]

You Rock!!!

[Guuda88]

she was rushing to buy the last ticket for the justin beiber concert in mexico...life or death didnt matter

[fgd49v2]

To get to the other side

[ScuxItUp]

Because in soviet russia, cars wait for you!

[hailbopthecomet]

because she wanted to get away from the j-lo song booming on the radio!!! ;P

[SeveredFootLoki]

Why were the cars crossing the old lady's walkway?

[IndieDream231]

The Russian grandma crossed the road to get the chicken

[CaptainGratiot]

Justin Bieber better be careful in the Monterrery, he might be worth a $20,000,000 ransom to the Z.

[MightyTameLion]

The Russian grandma crossed the road to spread the "red" love [on your windshield].

[TheCashDeal]

The old lady crossed the road to beat her husband, who stayed behind hoping she'd be hit. :P

[DoinNOWHERECity]

To get some vodka.... No Russian is ever to old for vodka....

[kennedycharming]

shout out to duke.. from Nigeria

keep 'em coming, i really do enjoy ur videos

[ghostnappa1001]

The grandma simply forgot a dish of Cabbage rolls in the oven and didn't want that shit to burn.

[waltyak1]

taco van baby!

[combi331]

This dude is great

[michaelneedsthis]

she was late to yoga practice

[SuperiorHawke]

To the girl crying over the sold-out Justin Bieber tickets...

DON'T GIVE UP! DON'T GIVE UP! YOU'LL GET IT RIGHT! YOU'LL GET IT RIGHT! KEEP TRYING! KEEP TRYING!

[McIvant1]

I don't think she knows either :)

[ExpectJustice]

She was crossing the road to get to Africa, sorry I don't know geography.

[Jigiligy]

Because she was in Soviet Russia

[blackiechan52]

... because there was bingo on the other side.

[Xantholne]

She crossed the road to see if more videos of BoBo where up

[sayonaramew]

no one dares to ask russian grandmas "why".

[Playr75]

The grandma crossed the road to go and see shakespeare live on the subway :)

[gangstalicious2012]

She crossed the road to go watch the Duke Powell show

[gamer31501]

vodka was on the other side

[silentninja102]

The old lady walked across the road because she wanted to ask the chicken how to get across

[Aphroditeuf16]

6minutes 19 seconds of Duke Powell!! UH-MAZING!! You should have moved to JA a long time ago if I had known your videos were going to be super sized! :)

[911UR0HP]

she was senile and thought she was Frogger, duh!

[zHighHeels]

she crossed the road cause romeo was on the other side.

[COKM34Tsdwich4u]

The russian grandma crossed the road to get justin bieber tickets. But apparently its sold out :(

[HeirOfGlee]

Wait , that is the old guy who wanted some pin wheel or Cinnamon buns or something when his grandchildren hid them.

[112puppies]

В России мать дороге крест ее

[jeppie]

because she knew she was hot and could stop traffic.

[pokerdudeman]

to the j lo concert

[ByteMe619]

Why did the russian grandma cross the road?

*tyres screech* *splat*

now we'll never know...

[chuketrobl]

Grandma crossed the road because chickens get too much credit

[Dawnwalker19]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "I WANT MAH GAHD DAMN PINWHEELS!!!!"

[workoutscience]

hahahaha amazing man 

[detectiveconan996]

She was wrong in crossing the road, but because she's a Russian old lady, you gotta respect that.

[renoo27]

2:45: Hah... I'd probably do something similar if I was going to see Steven Wilson and arrived to find out the tickets were all sold out. Luckily they're already bought. :D

Also, the russian lady crossed the road because she, like all old people, owns the world and knows it.

[nicolas28212128]

In soviet russia the road crossed the grandma

[windowslovepepsi]

the russian grandma crossed the road to get some more vodka.

[TheGorrack]

Because she CAN!!!!

[Evgeny24ify]

the grandma crossed the road cuz shes russian and their crazy

[GlattAkvarium]

Granny crossed the road because she was a spy on the run.

[NielsHammersMusic]

I bet justin bieber was laughing at the girl, cause he's sick

[necromanzer52]

To get to the same side.

[vendeetts]

VINCE CARTER!!!

[k3llio]

she wanted to see why the chicken crossed the road?

[kenisinoregon]

love your quotes man. keep it up :)

[Bothagirl]

The grandma crossed the road to get to the other side of the street... I think.. :P

[50killermike]

Shes wass gonna go play with her old laddy grandmas but forgot that they installed a road 20 years ago :D

[DarkSadisticDragon]

because shes a boss



[tokegero]

The russian grandma crossed the street to get to the bus stop, mistakening it for the one where the big man was singing horribling so she got off to be entertained wherer the girl was crying over the sold out Justin Beiber concert, found anouther bus to take her home to find her family riding an industrial machine into a swimming pool!!! FTW!!!

[FailsTOOMuch]

to go play pictionary

[mustang6172]

It's not your buisness why the Russian Grandma crossed the road!

I've got a walnut tree and a lilac bush outside my window. Tie a ribbon around me!

[freakdp1]

... to get to her computer to watch the next Duke Powell episode

[crosscountry1225]

She was following her best friend's nephew's brother's enemie's dentist's great aunt's brother in law's homie's gay friend's sister's son... who was following the chicken.

[crosscountry1225]

Why do we live in a world were the Russian Grandma's motives must always be questioned?

[imairborne123]

The Russian grandma crossed the road so she didn't have to wait for a bus

[YoungBrave2006]

The Russian grandma crossed the road because she heard lambada playing on the other side, and she wanted to dance. And not a single fuck was given that day.

[MJ9tyForce]

She was on her way to buy Justin bribed concert tickets

[panda1904]

she crossed the road cuz she need more Vodka 

[YoungBrave2006]

If my daughter cried over justin beaver tickets, I would bitchslap her into another dimension. Thankfully; I think my daughter doesn't even give a fuck what a justin beaver is.

[bldyvampkisses]

The Russian Grandma crossed the road because she was following that damn chicken! 

[2umayr]

Give me a shout out and I will make a video of me gluing my face to the wall 0-o

[CanadianShow]

In Soviet Russia; road crosses you

[MDCxThePG]

Link the videos you use.

[thebirdmanjoe2]

Because she saw a vodka shop across the street

[gorgeousninjutsugirl]

because she thought nazies were following her

[jayci68]

Grandma crossed the road to make sure her husband got his pizza

[Playr75]

The grandma crossed the road to go and see shakespeare live on the subway

[twbones99]

She lost her vodka

[xxxbrako1xxx]

To get to the vodka.

[ballerina2rockerchik]

The Russian lady crossed the road cause she heard Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull singing and thought there was a concert on the other side.

[jotathenoble]

So she could say: NOW YOU WAIT, FUCKER! MUAHAHAHAHA

[victorecho12]

Because she is a Russian Grandma and she is SO hardcore!

[PepsiACan]

Whats the intro song?

[joselemans49]

WAIT A DAMN SEC. in the 3:19 , Thats the old guy that hitted the black guy in a bus???

[voyeurdug]

Uh, yes, the singer on the bus - or subway - is definitely developmentally disabled. I don't sing on buses, but if I did, I would sound like that. I'm not developmentally disabled (not very much, anyhow), but my excuse is: I'm tone-deaf... and hard of hearing. Different causes - same result.

[bomboboss]

Why did the Russian lady cross the road? To get some Vodka. :)

[MobRulesNow]

Grandma crossed the road because she wanted to.

You do not want to fuck with Russian women.

They WILL cut you!

[emelerud]

her husband left her and she thought she saw him on the other side.

[ThisOneCanFly]

to get on the floor.

[Nhanhac]

The russian grandma crossed the road to slap her granddaughter for crying over Justin Bieber tickets.

[Nooklet]

She crossed the road to become my French teacher HEY Miss Dvorkin!!!

[ayrton474]

doesn't matter, WHY IS SHE OUT OF THE KITCHEN?

[silverstorm1000]

Bla bla bla Justin Bieber sucks, go on? thumbs up?

[nowwithmorekick]

Awwww.Why would someone make a video of a mentally handicapped like that.They just want to go threw out there day loving every minute of there life without feeling singled out.

[todeath12]

why was the guy in the car listening to kids bob

[callenlover]

The grandma crossed the road to find out where J-Lo was playing

[859377]

this show makes me realize how people are crazy o.O

[WormyThomas99]

she wanted to get the chicken to follow her :D

[evisceration384]

In solviet Russia, road crosses you.

[Bombertard]

The russian grandma never crossed the road, she was just looking for her teeth. you can't eat pirozhki without your teeth...

[godssonisme]

That was awesome!

[THEBODMONPULLUP]

she crossed the road to get on the floor with j-lo

[GageBrew250]

Angry grandpa!!!!!!!! :D

[lee99955]

to get to the other side

[xxELFOXYxx]

Because she's epic.

[carlagolivera]

DUKE THAT GIRL IS NOT FROM MEXICO SHE IS FROM SOUTH AMERICA! ha

[POPPINNADES1]

Getting JB tickets