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  • Da faq! Im in america, where the fuck are they?!

  • Not available in your country! Wtf ... not cool!

  • Not available on mobile phones. F u

  • "this video is not available in your country"...WHERE THE FUCK AM I??!

  • Riki's dancing makes her even hotter!!!

  • I would never make them stop. I'd only re-direct, as necessary.

  • Which is worse to sing in public: This - or Sweet Transvestite from Rocky Horror Picture Show?

  • Roflmao. This is awesome.

  • As if Kate Micucci wasn't hot enough, she goes and wears a Rambo shirt. And in a song about givin HJ's no less. Life just isn't fair...

  • It's ironicly funny when people think their hetero humor is funny.

  • Yeah just ignore the balls. We would rather you not even know they existed.

  • I love the fact that people have to explain their lyrics.

  • Superfluous? . . . I think not!!!!

    This video is so amazingly intellectual, it makes me cry tears of happiness!

  • i insist...

  • 51 people give themselves handjobs

  • @kazzick123 LMFAO! XD

  • they can practice on me....

  • move it like a shakeweight move it like a shakeweight

  • everything about this band is socially unacceptable if you like it you might as well just accept your fate and geek out.

  • Eh, never stop. Don't touch the top, unless with a mouth. Pretty simple rules for full pleasure, if that's what you want to do a quality job ;)

  • is there not a song they make that isnt sexxual and funny as hell XD

  • Anyone else turn their heads along with em? lol

  • Will Wheaton?

    n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!

  • is that Teds girlfriend from scrubs?

  • @karlgim89 yeah

  • song reminds me of me. -_-'

  • Don't you two worry, come over to my place and I'll teach you :)

  • This song is so bad, that it's really fucking addicting! =D

  • 2:09 hahaha

  • omfg.......O_O

  • I'm one, and what is this?

  • Its so annoying that this song is so catchy and clever but it is socially unacceptable to sing it in public :(

  • That girl on the left's commercials never flatter her too well, but she's actually very pretty. Just wanted to throw that out there.

    And by the way, this is hilarious!

    Jake's ex girlfriends possibly wrote this.. cuz.. yeah.

  • Hahaha this is funny shit!

  • i just love you girls !

  • this is gonna be stuck in my head...

  • lots of talent...congrats!

    

  • These girls are the best! Hysterical!

  • spr weird but funny hahahahaha XD

  • hey it's the chick from scrubs =D

  • @jahargablarg Gootch! :D

  • make music video, touch him on the penis

  • i like how the original actually had chris hardwick in it

  • This is going to sound super shallow, but Riki looks way cuter with the sunglasses on. I noticed it when she took them off and I saw how far apart her eyes are. =X

  • OMFG this song is so bad that it's good!!! I keep coming to hear this song!

    P.S.- LOL look at the cute one "dancing" at 2:37

  • Press 3 for Handjob ! :D

  • Is Chris Hardwick in a Chris Hardwick mask?

  • @ummwut maybe he was in their original

  • 44 people dont know how to give hand jobs

  • rofl. I dated this girl...

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  • i swear the girl with the black girl was on an episode of cory in the house.

  • AAAHAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY!

  • Is this really all in one take? Did you cut on the blackouts when you get off the couch?

  • @AndPookYouToo If it's edited it's a brilliant job. The few moments where it gets close enough to full-black the mid-movement body positions are absolutely seamless. I'm going to say they really did this in one take, which is quite impressive.

  • @Yliandra they have been working ,changing this for a few years now

  • @rvman10458 We're not talking about whether the song has been modified from its original state. The question was whether or not the video is one continuous shot, or if it's edited together. I was saying that it appears to have been a single shot.

  • Even without the funny, which you really are, you two are amazing! your harmonizing is on point and the video quality is awesome! One of the best things I discovered on youtube.

  • i like chris hardwick

  • AAAAAH! WHY ARE THEY SO AWESOME!

  • Ok this song is 3minutes i know like 2minutes worth of the song ok ugh must concentrate I want to sing this song perfect haha :p 

  • Rikki's dancing when they're on the couch is my favorite part

  • rikki's dancing w

  • Lol I am so willing to help them learn

  • hand jobs are like mixed drinks- only you know how you like it.... girls- focus on blow jobs- we would much rather have those instead.

  • hand jobs are easy. it's like male masturbation 3rd person. each guy likes something different. however for the most part it's just up and down on the shaft. shakeweight is good practice. however this song is awsome.

  • i dont understand why the explanation was so needed but you girls rock

  • Thes girls are so genius!

  • Like Huey to the Lewis

    these girls are stars at

    referencing the news like NPR

  • move it like a shake wight

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  • @gwd110900 ...let's hope that she helps you with spelling drills after the wedding! LMAO

  • this channel goes hard, subbed :)

  • hhahahahahha this was GREAT(:

  • You guys are my favorite....

  • Girl Rappers!!!!!! Rock on girls!!!! SLB

  • let me explain, the motion you did with the shake weight, just do that for about 10 minutes. itll do the trick. everything else is just a bonus for us :D

  • hahaha "Descrates". what an obscure reference. really? like the french philosopher. ha. random.

  • these videos should have more views. YOUTUBE FORCES........ASSEMBLE!

  • XDD that was AWESOME !! & so very ass-kicking Funny !

  • I love these guys. I knew them before AOTS tho.

  • I hear people who saw this on AOTS have a big dick...

  • @YourEvilHeroz wait i saw this on AOTS does that mean...OH FUCK YEAH

  • I started singing this in class not realizing what I was singing, and people started looking at me:S

  • I prefered the original if i'm honest. Just for the little confused dance by Chris Hardwick :)

  • It's not that hard now. I've been giving myself handjobs for 8 years. Like a pro since day 2.

  • @Tapeleg247 ...you're only 8 years old? O_o

  • @pianoaficionado29 No. I didn't start as a fetus.

    

  • Oh no they didnt!?

  • I personally prefer the perfomance version.

  • well why would I let you keep giving me a handjob when what I really want is a blowjob :)

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  • I like Kate's hair like this :)

  • the girl on the left was an actor in himym and scrubs....awesome

  • @3umm3l Ted's girlfriend, Stephanie!

  • Wow u gals are talented

  • Stonehenge - no one know it's purpose

    Robert Stack - host of "Unsolved Mysteries"

    Jackson Pollock - Artist known for dripped paint

    Mayim Bialik - played an innocent girl too long

    Emily Deschanel - forensic anthropologist on "Bones"

    Dave Chapelle - Comedian who has talked about how hard stand-up is.

    Chris Hardwick - Host of "Singled Out"

    Deep Throat - (aka Mark Felt) told reporters about Nixon's involvement in Watergate Burglery

    Richard (Dick) Nixon - aka Tricky Dick for his dirty tricks

  • @timberframer111 Chris Hardwick is also the host of Web Soup and The Nerdist Podcast!

  • @timberframer111 I bet you feel hella smart now?

  • Spiro Agnew - VP under Nixon who had to resign

    LB Johnson - 36th President

    Samantha Ronson - rumored to be a lezbian and therefore not interested in dicks

    Wil Wheaton - Playes Ensign Wesley Crusher on Star Trek Next Gen

    Alex P Keaton - Conservative charector on Faimily Ties played by Mickeal J Fox

    Balzac - French novelist renowned for his multi-faceted characters

    Silly putty + pac man ghost - google/image eash and tell me they doesn't look like the head of a penis

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  • Darth Vader Pez Dispenser - same as above

    Sam Jachson - Played Shaft in sequal...not as good as Richard Roundtree

    Prez Taft - Fat!

    deep south queen you want to make straight

    not anti-lock - aka smooth

    Psycho - One of Alfred Hitchcocks bext movies known for trainler with a hand going up and down rapidly in the

    "til I get the golden touch of Mitas"...Never!

    Descartes - A French philosopher who said "I think therefore I am."

    Marcia Gay Hard-on - Marcia Gay Harden

    Partay - new slang for party

  • I'm not buying it. I think they probably jerk it like pros.

  • can't wait for download!

  • lmao you girls are funny

  • Why do white girls always rap in the style of the Fresh Prince?

  • lmao-shake weight or jack weight!!!

  • I think this is my favorite Garfunkel and Oates song :D

  • is this really that big of a mystery?

    -use some sort of lube (lotion, spit, poose joose)

    -stroke the shaft like you're just trying to rub lotion in

    -touching the head is OK, don't touch the urethra

    -if you must touch the testicles, cup them gently and use a light touch like you were trying to rub dye on an uncooked egg

    that oughta do it, no need for a song ladies.

  • @neogeon Can you send these instructions to my ex?

  • @neogeon poose joose ?

  • @supersaraa941 vaginal secretions resulting from female arousal...better?

  • @neogeon there's ALWAYS the need for a song!

  • Thanks guys for making us smile

  • Are you gay? for each other?

  • i like the part where they sing about handjobs

  • touch his dick, if he doesn't insta-cum, hes an ungrateful whore.

  • if you want to learn how give a HJ you can always practice on me ;)

    awesome lyrics btw

  • The guy with the Chris Hardwick mask was Chris Hardwick, wasn't it?

  • I had to watch this like five times to hear all the lyrics, becuase I was LOLing so much!

  • The left girl looks like she's 13.

  • @Maz3r too old

  • those masks... they will haunt me in my dreams oo

  • It's the girl from scrubs!

  • nice tan gooch

  • Hand jobs are so high school

  • your allusions are simply illusions

  • You know what.....even after this video I still don't know what to do!

  • to see the blonde ones tits watch the last house on the left.

  • @DiscoFerret5674 thanks man lol

  • 29 people told them to stop

  • Is that the guy from the original video with a mask of himself on?

  • Love Riki's lil bit of dancing :)

    And i just love Kate, nuff said.

  • unlustige pisskühe

  • Lyrics=Awesome^^

  • I'm in lesbians with these two

  • gooch?

  • You two girls are super amazing, and cute.  :)

  • super cute. love the Stallone shirt. do they come in men?

  • @natan1888 Stallone does.

  • living room upgrade!!!

  • @plasticbudgie They're American. Their accents are very obviously American.

  • @plasticbudgie It's a song. It...isn't a country at all.

  • You guys are awesome.

  • @saraswati666 What no woman laugh at your jokes mate. Feeling a little bitter?

  • @speebyda Not really, considering I'm female. There are few women that are actually funny, this lot, however does not belong to that group.

  • 22 people don't like handjobs. WTF is wrong with them?

  • I got an iTunes gift card for Christmas. I am saving it for your new album. Just sayin'.

  • Forever Stallone :(

  • is it just me or are these girls straight out of a picasso painting?

  • Yeah..Teds girlfriend from scrubs tries to learn smth bout handjobs.. oO

  • You suck... oh wait, apparently not.

  • this is terrible

  • I'll let you :)

  • Lovin this Video!!

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS IS PERFECTION!!!!

  • use your mouth.

  • Perfect.

  • your job is in the kitchen, problem solved.

  • oh gawd it's goddamned gorgeous.

  • Man, these girls are thin.

  • Kate Micucci! <3

  • Everything about this is win.

  • Kate is so much better with long hair

  • love you girls!

  • Wow! An original music video! Its been years...

  • Best example of innuendo ever

  • Always thought Kate was innocent, guess not >.<

  • Was that Chris Hardwick wearing his own face?

  • For some reason, you guys always sound much more passionate when you sing a song live than in the official videos.