This is going to sound super shallow, but Riki looks way cuter with the sunglasses on. I noticed it when she took them off and I saw how far apart her eyes are. =X
@AndPookYouToo If it's edited it's a brilliant job. The few moments where it gets close enough to full-black the mid-movement body positions are absolutely seamless. I'm going to say they really did this in one take, which is quite impressive.
@rvman10458 We're not talking about whether the song has been modified from its original state. The question was whether or not the video is one continuous shot, or if it's edited together. I was saying that it appears to have been a single shot.
Even without the funny, which you really are, you two are amazing! your harmonizing is on point and the video quality is awesome! One of the best things I discovered on youtube.
hand jobs are easy. it's like male masturbation 3rd person. each guy likes something different. however for the most part it's just up and down on the shaft. shakeweight is good practice. however this song is awsome.
let me explain, the motion you did with the shake weight, just do that for about 10 minutes. itll do the trick. everything else is just a bonus for us :D
Da faq! Im in america, where the fuck are they?!
coozgamble72 2 weeks ago
Not available in your country! Wtf ... not cool!
dietrichschleif 1 month ago
Not available on mobile phones. F u
jairokg 1 month ago
"this video is not available in your country"...WHERE THE FUCK AM I??!
RickySJ7 1 month ago
Riki's dancing makes her even hotter!!!
kyleos 9 months ago
I would never make them stop. I'd only re-direct, as necessary.
footballbat420 9 months ago 2
Which is worse to sing in public: This - or Sweet Transvestite from Rocky Horror Picture Show?
NoFantasy 9 months ago 7
Roflmao. This is awesome.
Ieraux 9 months ago
As if Kate Micucci wasn't hot enough, she goes and wears a Rambo shirt. And in a song about givin HJ's no less. Life just isn't fair...
popperzockalew 9 months ago 9
It's ironicly funny when people think their hetero humor is funny.
JanetStarChild 9 months ago
Yeah just ignore the balls. We would rather you not even know they existed.
theoracularpig 9 months ago 3
I love the fact that people have to explain their lyrics.
LordLegless 10 months ago
Superfluous? . . . I think not!!!!
This video is so amazingly intellectual, it makes me cry tears of happiness!
GrimlyInane 10 months ago
i insist...
mgoldberg123 10 months ago
51 people give themselves handjobs
TAResi95 10 months ago
@kazzick123 LMFAO! XD
xiiNFiD3L 10 months ago
they can practice on me....
beefygreenapples 10 months ago
move it like a shakeweight move it like a shakeweight
pizazzproductionz 10 months ago
everything about this band is socially unacceptable if you like it you might as well just accept your fate and geek out.
teajer 10 months ago
Eh, never stop. Don't touch the top, unless with a mouth. Pretty simple rules for full pleasure, if that's what you want to do a quality job ;)
elmenhorster 10 months ago
is there not a song they make that isnt sexxual and funny as hell XD
trevatrevs 10 months ago
Anyone else turn their heads along with em? lol
Delmarcusj 10 months ago 29
Will Wheaton?
n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!
HollowFlight 10 months ago 2
is that Teds girlfriend from scrubs?
karlgim89 10 months ago 4
@karlgim89 yeah
IrishPoppster13 10 months ago
song reminds me of me. -_-'
ajarofgelly 10 months ago 4
Don't you two worry, come over to my place and I'll teach you :)
TheSurvivalTheory 10 months ago 5
This song is so bad, that it's really fucking addicting! =D
cangriman0101 10 months ago
2:09 hahaha
Zippi816n 10 months ago
omfg.......O_O
waldean11 10 months ago 2
I'm one, and what is this?
bescrus 10 months ago
Its so annoying that this song is so catchy and clever but it is socially unacceptable to sing it in public :(
Hazie995 10 months ago 114
This has been flagged as spam show
I find this difficult to masturbate to.
Forggeter 10 months ago
That girl on the left's commercials never flatter her too well, but she's actually very pretty. Just wanted to throw that out there.
And by the way, this is hilarious!
Jake's ex girlfriends possibly wrote this.. cuz.. yeah.
twoguysonechanneltv 10 months ago
Hahaha this is funny shit!
msweems 10 months ago
i just love you girls !
BlueAngel4Ever 10 months ago
this is gonna be stuck in my head...
frankenberri2 10 months ago
lots of talent...congrats!
jpreia 10 months ago
These girls are the best! Hysterical!
jonahleewalker 10 months ago
spr weird but funny hahahahaha XD
TheChikinteligent 10 months ago
hey it's the chick from scrubs =D
jahargablarg 10 months ago
@jahargablarg Gootch! :D
CalebJamesWhitaker 10 months ago
make music video, touch him on the penis
sonicase 10 months ago
i like how the original actually had chris hardwick in it
TheStpatricksday 10 months ago
This is going to sound super shallow, but Riki looks way cuter with the sunglasses on. I noticed it when she took them off and I saw how far apart her eyes are. =X
Alfrebaut 10 months ago
OMFG this song is so bad that it's good!!! I keep coming to hear this song!
P.S.- LOL look at the cute one "dancing" at 2:37
cangriman0101 10 months ago
Press 3 for Handjob ! :D
bananapower2k 10 months ago
Is Chris Hardwick in a Chris Hardwick mask?
ummwut 10 months ago
@ummwut maybe he was in their original
qazwsxedc562 9 months ago
44 people dont know how to give hand jobs
Msbdpoison1 10 months ago
rofl. I dated this girl...
travbart420 10 months ago 2
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cangriman0101 10 months ago
i swear the girl with the black girl was on an episode of cory in the house.
CrazayDancerr 10 months ago
AAAHAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY!
mariec530 11 months ago
Is this really all in one take? Did you cut on the blackouts when you get off the couch?
AndPookYouToo 11 months ago 2
@AndPookYouToo If it's edited it's a brilliant job. The few moments where it gets close enough to full-black the mid-movement body positions are absolutely seamless. I'm going to say they really did this in one take, which is quite impressive.
Yliandra 10 months ago
@Yliandra they have been working ,changing this for a few years now
rvman10458 10 months ago
@rvman10458 We're not talking about whether the song has been modified from its original state. The question was whether or not the video is one continuous shot, or if it's edited together. I was saying that it appears to have been a single shot.
Yliandra 10 months ago
Even without the funny, which you really are, you two are amazing! your harmonizing is on point and the video quality is awesome! One of the best things I discovered on youtube.
creatorofsound80 11 months ago 3
i like chris hardwick
CServance1 11 months ago
AAAAAH! WHY ARE THEY SO AWESOME!
crayzsnail 11 months ago
Ok this song is 3minutes i know like 2minutes worth of the song ok ugh must concentrate I want to sing this song perfect haha :p
1337Battl3r 11 months ago
Rikki's dancing when they're on the couch is my favorite part
tvJUKIE123 11 months ago
rikki's dancing w
tvJUKIE123 11 months ago
Lol I am so willing to help them learn
DMCBlaze1 11 months ago 4
hand jobs are like mixed drinks- only you know how you like it.... girls- focus on blow jobs- we would much rather have those instead.
nickslagle 11 months ago
hand jobs are easy. it's like male masturbation 3rd person. each guy likes something different. however for the most part it's just up and down on the shaft. shakeweight is good practice. however this song is awsome.
thesleepingone 11 months ago
i dont understand why the explanation was so needed but you girls rock
kasnerb 11 months ago
Thes girls are so genius!
truvonna1 11 months ago
Like Huey to the Lewis
these girls are stars at
referencing the news like NPR
eyeammi 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
It's so cool...
huanedge 11 months ago
move it like a shake wight
christiangladman 11 months ago
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gwd110900 11 months ago
@gwd110900 ...let's hope that she helps you with spelling drills after the wedding! LMAO
1davidofharlem 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i wont tell you stop.
drummer12 11 months ago
this channel goes hard, subbed :)
lRedBaronl 11 months ago 2
hhahahahahha this was GREAT(:
MissChickideeBoo 11 months ago
You guys are my favorite....
monsterpete1 11 months ago
Girl Rappers!!!!!! Rock on girls!!!! SLB
bigswallow2 11 months ago
let me explain, the motion you did with the shake weight, just do that for about 10 minutes. itll do the trick. everything else is just a bonus for us :D
MastersOfDubb 11 months ago 2
hahaha "Descrates". what an obscure reference. really? like the french philosopher. ha. random.
lalalovegal 11 months ago
these videos should have more views. YOUTUBE FORCES........ASSEMBLE!
puren00b768 11 months ago 2
XDD that was AWESOME !! & so very ass-kicking Funny !
halfhourof8MuSt 11 months ago
I love these guys. I knew them before AOTS tho.
UnknownMagician232 11 months ago
I hear people who saw this on AOTS have a big dick...
YourEvilHeroz 11 months ago 8
@YourEvilHeroz wait i saw this on AOTS does that mean...OH FUCK YEAH
Ekiome 11 months ago
I started singing this in class not realizing what I was singing, and people started looking at me:S
kristy1097 1 year ago
I prefered the original if i'm honest. Just for the little confused dance by Chris Hardwick :)
MrKingclumsy 1 year ago
It's not that hard now. I've been giving myself handjobs for 8 years. Like a pro since day 2.
Tapeleg247 1 year ago 2
@Tapeleg247 ...you're only 8 years old? O_o
pianoaficionado29 11 months ago
@pianoaficionado29 No. I didn't start as a fetus.
Tapeleg247 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'll show you
drunkencovers 1 year ago
Oh no they didnt!?
mrjonlovem 1 year ago
I personally prefer the perfomance version.
BASMST 1 year ago
well why would I let you keep giving me a handjob when what I really want is a blowjob :)
AndrosForever 1 year ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
Teach the controversy.
32BitPimp 1 year ago
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32BitPimp 1 year ago
I like Kate's hair like this :)
cuteepatootie 1 year ago 2
the girl on the left was an actor in himym and scrubs....awesome
3umm3l 1 year ago
@3umm3l Ted's girlfriend, Stephanie!
gerardz101 1 year ago
Wow u gals are talented
Ckman873 1 year ago
Stonehenge - no one know it's purpose
Robert Stack - host of "Unsolved Mysteries"
Jackson Pollock - Artist known for dripped paint
Mayim Bialik - played an innocent girl too long
Emily Deschanel - forensic anthropologist on "Bones"
Dave Chapelle - Comedian who has talked about how hard stand-up is.
Chris Hardwick - Host of "Singled Out"
Deep Throat - (aka Mark Felt) told reporters about Nixon's involvement in Watergate Burglery
Richard (Dick) Nixon - aka Tricky Dick for his dirty tricks
timberframer111 1 year ago 169
@timberframer111 Chris Hardwick is also the host of Web Soup and The Nerdist Podcast!
AndrewP204 11 months ago
@timberframer111 I bet you feel hella smart now?
AboveAndBelowUK 11 months ago
Spiro Agnew - VP under Nixon who had to resign
LB Johnson - 36th President
Samantha Ronson - rumored to be a lezbian and therefore not interested in dicks
Wil Wheaton - Playes Ensign Wesley Crusher on Star Trek Next Gen
Alex P Keaton - Conservative charector on Faimily Ties played by Mickeal J Fox
Balzac - French novelist renowned for his multi-faceted characters
Silly putty + pac man ghost - google/image eash and tell me they doesn't look like the head of a penis
timberframer111 1 year ago 9
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timberframer111 1 year ago
Darth Vader Pez Dispenser - same as above
Sam Jachson - Played Shaft in sequal...not as good as Richard Roundtree
Prez Taft - Fat!
deep south queen you want to make straight
not anti-lock - aka smooth
Psycho - One of Alfred Hitchcocks bext movies known for trainler with a hand going up and down rapidly in the
"til I get the golden touch of Mitas"...Never!
Descartes - A French philosopher who said "I think therefore I am."
Marcia Gay Hard-on - Marcia Gay Harden
Partay - new slang for party
timberframer111 1 year ago 5
I'm not buying it. I think they probably jerk it like pros.
GoDrex 1 year ago 3
can't wait for download!
CarelessPoptart117 1 year ago
lmao you girls are funny
LuceroLucifer 1 year ago
Why do white girls always rap in the style of the Fresh Prince?
amatterofrecord 1 year ago
lmao-shake weight or jack weight!!!
4TiTude06 1 year ago
I think this is my favorite Garfunkel and Oates song :D
BomLundMusic 1 year ago
is this really that big of a mystery?
-use some sort of lube (lotion, spit, poose joose)
-stroke the shaft like you're just trying to rub lotion in
-touching the head is OK, don't touch the urethra
-if you must touch the testicles, cup them gently and use a light touch like you were trying to rub dye on an uncooked egg
that oughta do it, no need for a song ladies.
neogeon 1 year ago
@neogeon Can you send these instructions to my ex?
speebyda 1 year ago
@neogeon poose joose ?
supersaraa941 1 year ago
@supersaraa941 vaginal secretions resulting from female arousal...better?
neogeon 1 year ago
@neogeon there's ALWAYS the need for a song!
loiuse44 1 year ago
Thanks guys for making us smile
rooster8487 1 year ago
Are you gay? for each other?
Barrigas92 1 year ago
i like the part where they sing about handjobs
scotthottube 1 year ago 91
touch his dick, if he doesn't insta-cum, hes an ungrateful whore.
AgeOfReclamation 1 year ago 2
if you want to learn how give a HJ you can always practice on me ;)
awesome lyrics btw
samster712 1 year ago
The guy with the Chris Hardwick mask was Chris Hardwick, wasn't it?
conventioneer 1 year ago 3
I had to watch this like five times to hear all the lyrics, becuase I was LOLing so much!
CardiffGiant112 1 year ago
The left girl looks like she's 13.
Maz3r 1 year ago
@Maz3r too old
SuperBooyah123 1 year ago
those masks... they will haunt me in my dreams oo
Hyake 1 year ago
It's the girl from scrubs!
Tralafitty 1 year ago 4
nice tan gooch
auburnIN 1 year ago
Hand jobs are so high school
verbalfonders 1 year ago
your allusions are simply illusions
LordApples 1 year ago
You know what.....even after this video I still don't know what to do!
laurapie92 1 year ago 3
to see the blonde ones tits watch the last house on the left.
DiscoFerret5674 1 year ago 9
@DiscoFerret5674 thanks man lol
lx304xl 1 year ago
29 people told them to stop
sofeoriand 1 year ago
Is that the guy from the original video with a mask of himself on?
junky258 1 year ago
Love Riki's lil bit of dancing :)
And i just love Kate, nuff said.
redarmo25 1 year ago
unlustige pisskühe
krazedermack 1 year ago
Lyrics=Awesome^^
roflman1994 1 year ago
I'm in lesbians with these two
crakhead1011 1 year ago 9
gooch?
zio5q 1 year ago 2
You two girls are super amazing, and cute. :)
Omenrave 1 year ago 3
super cute. love the Stallone shirt. do they come in men?
natan1888 1 year ago
@natan1888 Stallone does.
Makingnewnamesisdumb 1 year ago 2
living room upgrade!!!
smoothiefreak 1 year ago
@plasticbudgie They're American. Their accents are very obviously American.
wildnose94 1 year ago
@plasticbudgie It's a song. It...isn't a country at all.
TheGreatOldOnes 1 year ago
You guys are awesome.
MalachorWraith 1 year ago
@saraswati666 What no woman laugh at your jokes mate. Feeling a little bitter?
speebyda 1 year ago
@speebyda Not really, considering I'm female. There are few women that are actually funny, this lot, however does not belong to that group.
saraswati666 1 year ago
22 people don't like handjobs. WTF is wrong with them?
winkyking 1 year ago
I got an iTunes gift card for Christmas. I am saving it for your new album. Just sayin'.
JKDStudent 1 year ago 4
Forever Stallone :(
rubixAid 1 year ago 3
is it just me or are these girls straight out of a picasso painting?
pancakeessss 1 year ago
Yeah..Teds girlfriend from scrubs tries to learn smth bout handjobs.. oO
Gimini52 1 year ago
You suck... oh wait, apparently not.
LiquidGrapefruit 1 year ago
this is terrible
Rekopaa 1 year ago
I'll let you :)
inexplicable92 1 year ago
Lovin this Video!!
Alicia4B2k 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS IS PERFECTION!!!!
iownurmom57 1 year ago
use your mouth.
matty0mck 1 year ago 3
Perfect.
PhilosopherShale 1 year ago
your job is in the kitchen, problem solved.
sploozh 1 year ago
oh gawd it's goddamned gorgeous.
yusufsheth 1 year ago
Man, these girls are thin.
appmanga 1 year ago
Kate Micucci! <3
Chak1991 1 year ago
Everything about this is win.
ROZZYISGINGER 1 year ago
Kate is so much better with long hair
Stanislao17 1 year ago
love you girls!
nicksudbury 1 year ago
Wow! An original music video! Its been years...
Jink5 1 year ago
Best example of innuendo ever
xandeer18 1 year ago
Always thought Kate was innocent, guess not >.<
finalfantasy696969 1 year ago
Was that Chris Hardwick wearing his own face?
parakeetist 1 year ago
For some reason, you guys always sound much more passionate when you sing a song live than in the official videos.
Jotom87 1 year ago 2