Tosh.0.Parkour

[MsxParamorexfreak]

" ooooh, in Russia box smack you!!" XD

[TheAlphaPyro]

parkour is awesome!!! but the vid was funny

[Iamacomedylover]

This sucks

[oldirtybrza]

He's a comedian, he rips everything. This is funny. Stop being pussies and defending parkour.

[TheRandomGrabber]

@oldirtybrza

its actually not funny at all

i dont even like parkour but there is zero comedic value in this

[GirlDrummerLove]

Parkour is more than just gymnatics or anything it is about overcomeing obsticales everyday in life... i do parkour is not easy but stuff like getting hurt like this happens a lot... But i do aree to "sugest we move the suggestion box"... lol

[calebbutler6]

@beastsebass why do I get the feeling that backflips and fancy hopscotch won't get me out of a bad physical situation

[gaddeiljr]

Bwahaha, everyone just follows what Tosh says. I don't Parkour, but I still think it's badass.

[666asiamalaysia999]

it's like rollerblading without rollerblades or like skateboarding without a skateboard or like growing up without any money

[jtbeast85]

parkour is for failed athletes

[47YearOldNamedSteve]

Parkour is fucking retarded and only idiots do it.

[1904BDmonkeyman]

I forgot waer i was going with that

[1904BDmonkeyman]

In sovit rushas fagg

[TheManinMoscow45]

hahaha i seriously havent read any comments yet. I dont need to, its obvious theres a lot of people probably going "PARKOUR IS TOO USEFUL AND EXTREME AND MY DICK IS NOT SMALL WAAHHHHHH"

He's a comedian, people. calm down.

[Steeeeevenn]

its not a useless skill, great for running away from the cops

[KyleJPie10]

@Steeeeevenn You don't get skill points for running away from cops.

[TheRandomGrabber]

@KyleJPie10

yes but you dont get busted

[TheRandomGrabber]

@KyleJPie10

but you don't get busted

[kodiredhawk]

parkour isnt stupid! however i will say that the kid in the vid chose a horrible spot for a wall spin >.< enjoy ur head trauma kid lol

[austin1furlong]

IM RUSSIAN ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS TRUE! xD

[Angelkitteh1]

pointless?! i think parkour is awesome tho im a girl

[d3ath34t3r]

dude i hate how tosh steals all of RWJ's lines...

[MisterMarmatote]

@d3ath34t3r RWJ is a fucking short faggot, hes about as funny as bag of puppie orphans drowning and choking on their own puke at the same time. and they have aids

[TheRandomGrabber]

@MisterMarmatote

sadly he is funniest than that faggot tosh

[HereIsYourTune]

@d3ath34t3r Um the "russia" joke was from Yakov Naumovich Pokhis a Ukrainian-american comedian...bitch

[beastsebass]

@bourky93 you gain physical strength. you learn how your body moves and how to move throughout you urban environment. if you're ever getting chased or any type of bad physical situation you can always get out of it by using parkour. the list goes on and on and on. Parkour is amazing. il tell you more what you gain from it if you want to listen, dont talk about something you dont know about

[3dG4eVa1]

Extreme Walking lol

[beastsebass]

parkour is not pointless

[bourky93]

@beastsebass Okay... what do you ultimately achieve by doing it?

[johnpond69]

@bourky93 good health

[bourky93]

@johnpond69 How about go to the gym... less chance of slipping and falling over terrain while trying to look cool which can cause you to sit out on doing the pointless sport for extended periods of time...

[TheCharlesis]

@beastsebass you can climb everything

[KyleJPie10]

@beastsebass Yes it is.

[iddriven]

@KyleJPie10 then so is hang gliding, surfing, skating, playing sports, playing video games, it goes on and on

[KyleJPie10]

@iddriven All of those have objectives... With parkour, you just aimlessly run around and jump off walls and do flips. Gymnastics = Controlled, judged parkour... with an objective.

[oldirtybrza]

@KyleJPie10 I'd like to see you scale a flat wall or jump a 15 foot gap.

[KyleJPie10]

@oldirtybrza I can't, but that doesn't change the fact that it's completely pointless in every possible way.

[oldirtybrza]

@KyleJPie10 Other than keeping you in incredible shape and developing hand/foot/eye co-ordination (which comes in handy doing other things) and excellent cardiovascular training? Sure. Pointless. I guess. I don't even do this shit and I'm not prepared to call it pointless.

[KyleJPie10]

@oldirtybrza Swimming is by far the best cardiovascular exercise. Not to mention it's a bit safer than extreme parkour. It is pointless, but I guess everyone has their own way of getting an adrenaline fix.

[TheRandomGrabber]

@KyleJPie10

there are no flips in parkour retard

[KyleJPie10]

@TheRandomGrabber Pardon me for not giving a shit.

[TheRandomGrabber]

@KyleJPie10

if you dont give a shit why reply back?

[KyleJPie10]

@TheRandomGrabber Where I come from, you respond to someone when they talk to you.

[TheRandomGrabber]

@KyleJPie10

ok fag

[KyleJPie10]

@TheRandomGrabber Someone's a prick.

[TheRandomGrabber]

@KyleJPie10

damn you're self aware

[HowlClap]

@TheRandomGrabber THIS. MAKES. A HUGE DIFFERENCE!

[TheWirefan123]

@beastsebass Yes it is

[beastsebass]

@TheWirefan123 this isn't parkour, this video is free running(just doing tricks). know what parkour is before you say something like that.

[hungryhhippo]

@beastsebass Parkour is cool to watch and takes some athletic ability, but it still is pointless. That doesn't mean people should stop.

[beastsebass]

@hungryhhippo this video isn't park our, its free running. there very different. I almost got jumped by a 4 guys and used parkour to save myself. i climbed up a wall and jumped from it onto of a garage, then jumped down with a roll and ran for my life.

[TheAngryBirdsblog]

People who parkour are in optimal shape!

[dogphin]

true



[absforsteel]

damet i wanted to be FIRST!!

[MegaVidFan1]

HEADSHOT

[sirsmokinstien]

@thecountofchocula your dumb.

[irishLAX905]

way to take that line from the roast of Sheen SlipSlydinLydin

[420sativaboy]

@thecountofchocula

I'm very stupid, especially since my GPA is 3.79, I have a job, and the only reason i have 420 in my name is because my old account got deleted. And you're OBVIOUSLY not educated about marijuana, so don't even get me started on that.

[bourky93]

@420sativaboy Honestly, having a high GPA isn't particularly special... just shows you can open a book and listen in class. Not saying it's effortless, but having a high GPA isn't enough to be able to say you're smart =/ Just means you can achieve well academically. Not saying you are dumb by any means, but surely someone who must think they are somewhat smart should at least already know what I'm talking about, right? Nope and why's that? Because that's wisdom, something entirely different :P

[420sativaboy]

@bourky93

And I agree 100%, I wan't saying that just because I have a good GPA, being good and school and having knowledge are two totally different things, which you both have to learn. The reason I brought up the GPA is to show that not every person that uses marijuana is failing school, dropping out of sports and that type of stuff.

[bourky93]

@420sativaboy Lolwhat? Who's talking shit on weed?!?! >:( Wait, don't even tell me, I get way too worked up when I get into another argument on it with people who most definitely haven't even used the stuff...I wouldn't have passed highschool without it! (I know that to be true because i was stressed out and took 1 hit of the miracle stuff and BAM, everything was put into a much more manageable perspective ;D)

[420sativaboy]

@bourky93

Amen!

[PhantomLyric]

I don't get Tosh.0... I mean yeah, I get the jokes, but isn't this america's funniest home videos without the lovey duvy dialog... meh.

[starwalker97]

@PhantomLyric no this is funny shit from internet

[PhantomLyric]

@starwalker97 90% of america's funniest home videos are from the internet now. Also there are several other shows that show these same videos. Shows that came Tosh.

[SlipSlydinLydin]

@PhantomLyric America's Funniest Videos is a genital wart on the cock of America compared to Tosh.0! How dare you, sir! LOL

[420sativaboy]

@thecountofchocula

Possibly the worst "insult" ever made.

[jaymes303]

why did dyrdek use the same videos?

[420sativaboy]

@thecountofchocula

In America, people don't find those jokes funny.

[bla4life1234]

TROLOLOLOL he just trolled all the extreme walkers

[Aries2711]

@Bikni221 normal people? Get out. Just because you do that shit doesn't make you special. Everyone has some sort of unique talent.

[mcdonaldsupperdecker]

i think the joke is "in soviet russia"

[carolinaSolid19]

@Bikni221 bahahaha and like most art, its useless and embarrassing

[RavenAmongDoves]

@Bikni221 I agree. Also, the kid in that video was not doing parkour. He was freerunning.

[TheHegehogSonic]

@Bikni221 Actually,some people (even the police.) hate parkour and free running because they think your destorying property and they KNOW its not an art.Its just running around doing flips and tricks.So,yeah its pretty useless UNLESS you got to get somewhere quick.Now,I like parkour and freerunning but its unless as a lepercaun on viagra.

[Ligh7f007]

@TheHegehogSonic

It will be helpful during the Zombie Apocalypse :D

[funkyvisionful]

vote for me cuz, why not?