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  • ADHD??

  • @arsenaltruewinners fuck u faggot troll Dane has realize how immature his comedy might have been to some but now is more mature and everyone likes what they like so kiss my asshole lips bitch youre a troll i can see all your troll comments on your feed u stupid cunt

  • Yeag no Dane is funny so fuck off

  • I was halfway through this before I realized it wasnt Dane Cook.

  • Ike really nailed Dane Cook's habit of turning his head to the camera, as if it were his punchline.

  • That's not Dane cook you know that was the guy who played him on meet the spartins

  • Its such a good impression that i don't find it funny, just like a normal Dane Cook video

  • thats not dane cook

  • @masonchannel12 Well done. This is a video of Ike Barinholtz parodying Dane Cook, as it says in the description. Do you need any more pointers?

  • This talentless faggot poking fun at a social giant Dane is a millionaire but where is this hater haha exactly so whether or not Dane acted like that and this hater may win this battle Dane still won the War

  • @Thatpartydude This "talentless faggot" is killing it on Eastbound and Down.

  • @twelvehitcombo yeah who cares Dane is still funnier

  • @Thatpartydude dane cook is should be ashamed of himself he is the most boring so called stand up comedian but who made this worst dude get paid for nothin are ppl like you who think dane is funny when i see dane i wonder wwhy peoplekeep sayin hahahhahah when he does unfunny boring very childish things my god he is spoiling comedy

  • Dane cook sucks donkey dick. This comedian does this imression perfeclty. Because that's all Dane does, being too energetic and being captain obvious lvl 90

  • You fail at trying to be dane cook.

  • Damn, look at how long these comments are.. xD

  • its funny cause its true

  • You know what no Dane cook doesn't suck, you are a fucking idiot you look like your having a spazz attack which was only funny in the 90s and I only laughed once but it wasn't a full out laugh like I do with Dane cook beside don't be a hater about Dane cook he isn't hurting anyone and your murdering my eyes!

  • @Embertail1 damn relax man, its just a sketch on mad tv...and seriously, dane cook is not funny

  • Dane Cook is as funny as a dyslexic playing scrabble. Hard to watch.

  • @SuttonSantiniPaulo

    More like an epileptic with a speech defect and Down Syndrome.

    Seriously, that's what he IS.

  • THIS. IS. GENIUS

  • It's funny because he's pretty much an exact replica of Dane Cook, except without the funny jokes, and he's STILL funny. Dane Cook is just plain hilarious, in any form.

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama "he's ... an exact replica of Dane Cook, except without the funny jokes"

    This was a deliberate oxymoron, right?

  • @telejimmy57 Nope. Instead of being blinded by-- what, jealousy? Trends? Whatever, I'm able to laugh at his stand up instead of trying to prove something by hating him without merit.

    Have fun living in conformity of people who don't care about you.

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama LOL. We're talking about a stand-up comic, anime freak; not a great tribune of the people. And I assure you, I'm not marching in lockstep with any "people who don't care about" me. I disliked this man's "humor" back when I had the impression that I was the only guy on Earth who did. I'm no slave to trends, nor a victim of jealousy. I simply don't happen to think he's funny. And that is ultimately no more, nor less, valid than your opinion that he's hilarious.

  • @telejimmy57

    I like the way you humor in quotes LOL

    Amazing how his fans think we just decided to hate Dane Cook for no reason... because they think that he's funny, so we just might not like his particular brand of humor or something.

    They don't even consider the fact that he just plain ISN'T funny.

    I first saw him some special on Comedy Central, and his teen-audience acted like he was the coming of Christ....and after hearing his "jokes," I said CHRIST! This guy SUCKS!

  • @SouthParkBear You hit the nail on the head. But I suppose it could be said that Mr. Cook did, moments ago, indirectly make me laugh when his zombie-fan "AtariMaxiToriyama" attributed my failure to succumb to Dane-Mania to a herd instinct. I love seeing unintended irony from people who crack up over a guy who's never delivered a single deliberate example of it. Cook's disciples are lemmings who believe themselves to be on the cutting edge, apparently.

  • @telejimmy57 "AtariMaxiToriyama" attributed my failure to succumb to Dane-Mania to a herd instinct"

    GUILTY!

    I HERD his jokes, and ran away on INSTINCT!

    Teenagers are lemmings.

  • @telejimmy57 Wow. Wait. You think that Dane Cook indirectly making you laugh by inspiring a someone to do a parody of his standup, then someone subsequently putting that video on YouTube, and finally, someone attributing people's unbridled hatred for a stand-up comedian to be related to trends, thus making you laugh; you consider that to be irony?

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama 1. I haven't any hatred (unbridled or otherwise) for the man. I don't know him. I just don't think he's funny. 2. You clearly misunderstood my reference to irony, which I thought was lucid, but let me try again:

    You claimed that I am a blind follower of some anti-Dane Cook "trend". My point was that the man seems rather like some stand-up Pied Piper, ahead of a mass of mesmerized, drone-like, hyperbolic young fans. Your claim about me was the ironic part.

  • @telejimmy57 Well, I'm not intent on insulting you, so this response will have nothing to do with that.

    I'm just noting this: That still is not irony.

    One would expect bamboozled fans to credit non-fans with problems that are actually their own.

    Anyway, that's all I have to transcribe about that.

  • @telejimmy57 Oh. Well, that is astoundingly reasonable of you.

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama

    Babies laugh when anyone acts goofy and makes faces...MOST grow out of it.

  • @SouthParkBear What about Jim Carry, Chris Farley and Jerry Lewis?

    To my knowledge, they all had fairly decent careers, some better than others, mostly on the merits of jumping around and acting foolish.

    To say that "most" grow out of it is an ignorant statement.

    And the implication that laughing at someone who is acting silly is somehow-- wrong?

    Just what are you driving at here, buster?

  • @telejimmy57

    Actually that's a REDUNDANCY.

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama Dane cook fucking sucks...go to wall mart and buy some a sense of humor ffs...

  • @F00REX I have a very good rejoinder to this, and this is it:

    I disagree.

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama

    No you don't.

  • @SouthParkBear Nope, I'm fairly certain I do.

    See, you said- you said somethin' about, um, Dane Cook sucking, and then I uhm, and then I disagreed.

    See? Get it? Because you said he sucks, and then I disagreed.

    So. . . guess that means we're at an impasse.

  • @F00REX

    Don't blame him, he grew up poor and couldn't afford to pay the Good Humor truck.

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama

    Dane Cook is only funny like a sideshow freak... or when you say "that's funny, my car's missing!"

  • @SouthParkBear

    Although I conceded that you hated Dane Cook before it was fashionable to hate Dane Cook, I must say that, looking at your collaborative effort to insult Dane Cook, and his fans, with no logical reasoning or apparent limit, causes me to reconsider.

    Can someone build up that much hate and intolerance alone?

    For instance, I dislike spinach. In fact, almost every person I know dislikes spinach.

    But I don't lambaste those that do.

    Where is all this hate coming from?

  • I think Dane is really funny and I find this an awesome tribute rather than offensive. Great impression. I bet Dane would laugh his ass off to this.

  • @mimjack

    This isn't a tribute, it's a SATIRE on how much he sucks-- and it's funny because it's TRUE!

    Though one can't convince his brain-dead teenage robots about that, they're already programmed to laugh at anything he says.

  • @SouthParkBear I'm fairly certain that you are programmed to be biased against anything he says.

    It shall be interesting to observe as this discussion continues for the next ten years, with no one providing any evidence whatsoever for his own belief.

  • @SouthParkBear And you know this because-- you were there when they planned it, and you know that no one who was involved in it was a fan of Dane Cook or appreciated his work at all?

    Aren't you just making brazen statements with no evidence to support those selfsame statements?

  • I like dane but this is pretty funny

  • Haha, good impression, but I don't get why there are so many haters, sure he has some exaggerated jokes that are not that funny, but he's pretty good. I guess people are just JELLY or something... Why hate someone when you don't even know them? Everyone has different preferences for humor, but that's still no reason hate someone. Anyways, imo these people who hate him are just dumb for wasting time flaming him.

  • @TerrorScorpion Actually, they're jealous, not jelly. It is because he is attractive, fit, clever and the ladies love him.

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama That's what I meant, it was a reference to the "nothing fight" about jelly, as it sounds close to jealous :D

  • :D:D:D:Dane fucking Cook SUcKS!!!

  • why does everybody hate dane cook? hes hilarious...

  • @pyroslayer83

    Maybe they're ONTO something, and you're just a teenage robot who's been programmed to laugh at anything he does?

    You'll deny that, it's in your programming.

    See, I'm right!

  • @SouthParkBear That's a logical fallacy.

    You're saying that because a robot programmed to laugh at anything he says would deny that he does so, it means that he actually IS a robot programmed to laugh at anything he says, and you completely ignore a dozen other reasons to deny it.

    For instance, he might be a robot programmed to laugh only at SOME things that Dane Cook says.

    He might not even be a robot at all!

    If your writing were any worse, I would be certain you are twelve.

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama

    You're an absolute Pedophile rapist/

  • Whatever happen to having sense of humor to all who are offended by this paradoy . Is it not the reason why we watch this type of stuff anyways.

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  • I guess Dane Cook is like the "Nickelback" of comedy, a shit load of people hate him but somehow he still has fans.

  • @RedShadows88

    No fans, just an AGE-GROUP where they copy each other like monkeys.

    The also think Britney Spears is a brilliant musician.

  • Aw...He did his best XP

  • This guy is pathetic... Dane cook is the shit.

  • LOL! Dane Cook sucks off donkeys for extra cash.

  • @corycashatt90

    Donkeys have better taste than that, he just plain SUCKS DONKEY-BALLS.

  • "I'm an American, check out my visa!"

    ROTFLMAO

    Americans don't have visas to be in America, that's just funny showing how retarded he is.

  • It's pretty telling that all the Dane Cook fans make the most retarded comments.

  • @SouthParkBear

    Yes, because when the Dane Cook haters make comments, it is always intellectual insults, and never about him sucking donkey balls for extra money, or using invective to emphasize a point that has no evidence or merit.

    That's the kind of intellect I want my children growing up with.

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama

    Well he DOES suck donkey-balls as a comedian.

    He's what Britney Spears is to music, or boy-bands, i.e. simple trained teen-audiences with no will of their own, in whom it's easy to elicit a desired response via popularity and peer-pressure, mirroring their environment since they have no minds of their own.

    Dane Cooks "jokes" are an oxymoron, since he just tells dumb stories or lame stereotypical observations or dumb rhetorical questions.

  • That was funny :D but so is DC

  • You stupid asshole -.-

  • This is an embarrassment to Cock fans everywhere.

  • Not funny

  • I don't know whether to click the like button because of the title or click the dislike button because of the "comedy".

  • I hate MadTV, but this was spot on in every aspect.

  • Ok maybey this bit suks but the other ones are funny

  • @kianiskool it's not him duh

  • This is an embarrassment to Cook Fans Nowhere.

  • @timmay301

    Dane Cook Fans are FROM nowhere and GOING nowhere.

  • @ruckusruckus666 Yes, I am an ignorant whore for having an opposite opinion; thank you for demonstrating who between us possesses any maturity. Now regarding your Mcdonald's comment, what exactly does McDonald's quality of food have to do with Dane Cook's talent or talent in general for that matter? You make an irrelevant point.

  • @lune6493 :)

  • Sorry everyone, but most of you are just wrong. On both ends we have people blatantly attacking each other over a COMEDIAN! Someone who you're not supposed to take seriously! The people bashing him as a no-talent comedian...where id your HBO special? Where's your movie deal? The guy does indeed have talent, maybe just not fitting towards you. And everyone getting so offended who feels the need to defend Dane, just stop. You're embarrassing yourself and Cook fans everywhere

  • @lune6493 if dane cook has talent then mcdonalds is healthy and nutritious...

    sales do you equal quality you ignorant whore

  • @ruckusruckus666 "Quality" is not necessarily an all-encompassing description.

    McDonald's food tastes delicious to many people, and that is why the place prospers.

    It has nothing to do with nutrition, and never did.

    Dane Cook is funny, he is not trying to appease everyone, just those that appreciate his particular style of humor. (I am one of them)

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama

    No, Dane Cook is not funny. He is not McDonald's, he is Jim Jones' holy communiion-water dressed up in kool-aid, ie. the idiiots THINK it's funny because everyone ELSE in the crowd laughs; it's pure peer-pressure mirror-neuron monkey-see monkey-do stimulus-association Pavlov's dog-drooling TRAINED TEENAGE CLONE AUDIENCE ingaging in knee-jerk group-think conditioned-response behavior.

    PERIOD.

    If your friend told you those jokes, you'd be one friend short.

  • @lune6493

    Typical clueless Dane Cook fan.

  • Hahahahaha

  • is this real?

  • *watches a random Dane Cook show*

    DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAH lol

  • it doesnt suck

  • this is one of dane coks best shows

  • Dane Cook is the John Cena of stand up. This guy does Dane Cook better than Dane Cook does Dane Cook.

  • @TheCircusfreak777

    Well that's easy, it's not possible to do WORSE than Dane Cook.

  • Why does Dane keep turning his head to the camera? Is it a tic?

  • I love Dane Cook so shut the hell up... I actually thought this was funny :) and relatable to him, but he is awesom

  • @medicalhockeuy i'm a woman and i truly hate him. He's a dick.

  • dane cock

  • I remember liking Dane Cook. Terrible times. and i was sober?!?!?!

  • @Whipbibbler It must have been back when you had a mind of your own, and weren't trying to impress people that you will never know by doing things that are irrelevant to everything in the universe.

  • not a surprise that this guy was raised catholic

  • You retarded i hope you die

  • I hate that motherfucker.

  • What the fuck is up with his stupid look

  • what a pathetic ugly red little fuck.come up with your own shit then, its easiest to mock.cunt

  • Every boy grows up to the age of 12 and one day discovers Dane Cook. Listens to his every album. Then forgets him forever.

  • I could not stop laughing at this! :)

    Dane Cook has a few funny jokes but he mostly confuses energetic movements with actual humor and comedic substance.

  • Dane Cook, only funny to women

  • @medicalhockey and to gay people

  • this guys funnier than dane cook

  • white Coach Hines

  • Dane Cook = sucks

    Gabriel Iglesias= Hilarious

  • oh yea like i dont hear yo mama jokes on a daily basis all im saying is i LOVE dane cook

  • If you like Dane cook your probably like 10 cause I don't find people running around in circles and saying nothing funny very funny I did when I was little

  • Dank(pun inten) has an aggressive posture that dares you to make fun of his work, which sucks. Its brilliantly portrayed here with exaggerated kicks and punches the air, and the stern look at the audience indicating the punch line, is figurative if you laugh, but the punch will be actual if you don't. What this says about the communities or people who find his material funny, actually don't, their simply intimidated not to leave. He is a Fascist thermometer.

  • Dane Cook reminds no talent hacks they can make it too, in an unquestioning, unthinking, amoral, submissive, shoot first ask questions, never(Thank you Republican Space Rangers) kinda of world we're living in. So, what -shelbyloveforever said.

  • It's not even him

  • @DevonRTV  O RLY? YOU DONT FUCKIN SAY

  • @DevonRTV AMAZING

  • Spot on. 

  • shut up negative ppl dane cook is amazing u stupid negative ppl all you guy that like him thumbs up to you

  • @thunderwolf800 i thumbs down this. thumbs up yo momma

  • @thunderwolf800 NO PUNCTUATION EQUALS DRAMA.

  • That was spot on but I still laugh when I listen to Dane cook

  • A**hole! Dane Cook is awesome!

  • @KickAss4904 Really can you point me to some of this "awesome" material?

    Because everything i have seen of him stand up and movies does indeed Suck!

  • he is funny

  • This was so spot on lol

  • Why everyone gotta hate dane cook is awsome

  • I don't know about that. I don't think Dane Cook is a "special flavor not all will enjoy." There are plenty of comedians I can say that about, like Steven Wright. I think Wright is talented, I just don't care for deadpan style. Dane Cook, however, has no talent, in my opinion. I actually feel like I'm being talked to like I'm stupid when hearing his voice. Shelby's comment, "the Nickelback of comedy" is a good description, except that could also apply to Carlos Mencia, who also has no talent.

  • Dane Cook sucks and so does every stupid person whoever bought a ticket to see his show as well as anyone who watched him on TV.

  • Dane cook haters , its fine to hate on him but you dont have to be so vocal about it , dane cook is like a special flavour that not all people will enjoy , so get of his back , and yeah this is actually a pretty funny impersonation of him

  • People just like Trying to be different. "oh Dane cook is popular? Oh well then I hate him"

  • I don't even understand why people don't like Dane cook. Yet love people like Jeff Dunham. Dane used to be a little annoying back in the day and was more for teenagers and young adults but it's not like he is still that crazy spastic guy we saw in his first comedy central presents. He should stop acting though. Stick with stand up.

  • I love Dane but this was funny

  • Ike's Dane is a million times better than Dane's Dane.

  • Those jokes were shit and it looks like he has ADHD

  • Dane Cook rocks! ur just jealous cause he is so famous and all... u will never b as funny as

    him...

  • junkie

  • Dane Cook is a Douche.

  • Jealousy is a path to the dark side.

  • @darkboy2h123 Yea, but the truth will set you free.

    He's corny.

  • Meth's one helluva drug.

  • This just proves he's funny

  • Typical American slapstick humour

  • The funny thing is their making fun of how funny dane cook is

  • Am I the only one here who like Dane Cook, but still laughed?

  • I do like Dane Cook but this guy nailed it!

  • Dane Cook, the Nickelback of comedy.

  • @shelbyloveforever hahahahaha xD

  • Reminds me of a girl..... looking for something to bitch abt

  • i'm yelling into my mic spazzing around the stage like an autistic child, laugh at me dammit

  • See the dislike portion of the bar? That's a compliment to this video. It means he was convincing enough for people still to hate Dane Cook; or in this case, someone pretending to be Dane Cook.

  • I find Dane Cook funny and I also find this funny because it is just like him. People who are fans of him need to lighten up. I bet Dane would laugh at this. Stop taking everything so offensive.

  • Dane cook doesn't suck..this guy is fucking constipated.

  • @jerseypride45 Of course someone with the name Jerseypride finds Dane Cook funny. His humor is made for fifteen year old meatheads.

  • @Woblesavvy<-----ANOTHER DUMBASS WITH NO LIFE EVERYONE!! Hahaha look at you, you dont even know me . Well lemmie tell u a lil something about me before you start talking shit, 1. I'm not from Jersey I was just born there. 2.I can see you went on my profile you low life bitch, DEC 7th passed dumby im 16 now XD HaHaHaa!. Well I can say now that your PROBABLY just another stupid cunt who has No life . Nice talking to you YOU punk ass bitch. Bye Bye and Im Out. LaterHater.xD

  • Dane cook at least has a punch line but i have to admit the over-emphasis in the ecstatic energy is pretty well done, i still love dane cook though

  • omfg this is perfect. 

  • lol, i like how he's wearing ed hardy ;)

  • This was when he was younger. He's good now

  • True

  • This wasn't even funny, Dane so much better

  • Hilarious

  • Wow, at least he tried to do an impersonation

  • @036827

    Yeah there's a difference between being popular and being infamous.

    But if you like Dane Cook then it's obvious you have a limited vocabulary... and intelligence.

  • @SouthParkBear Wow. That is an excellent point, except for the fact that it is 100% false.

    Perhaps you would like to have a transcriptional spar with me to demonstrate your superior vocabulary, and prove that fans of Dane Cook's work are imbeciles.

    No thesaurus is permitted, and your comment must be at least an hundred characters long. Your move, hot shot.

  • @Swordsman808

    I first saw this Douche on a Comedy Central "special," and it was like all these teenagers were screaming their balls off form him... then 2 minutes into the actual monologue, I realized that this idiot sucked ass worse than Carlos Mencia even DREAMED.

  • @Austinmcadams78

    Yeah it's under FICTION

  • Dane Cook reminds me of Hitler; I take that back, at least Hitler