Pound On My Muffin - SHIRA FT ASCO **Official Music Video**

[TheRetroPixel1]

Rebecca Black is in the related.

Fitting.

[dgrills]

This is a special kind of awful, I have a friend who is in need of a really solid punch for suggesting this.

[coffeejoejava]

That is one skanky assed bitch. Nasty nasty nasty. And STUPID!!

[clovenagony]

1:52, there are a few muffins.

[lilmabad814]

I Am truly confused on how the song is about "pounding on muffins" and the video had nothing but cupcakes ! But on top of that , Asco is my cousin. His part topped the whole video =)

[billleebe]

muffins. cupcakes. either way nasty ass hag.

[gurustu4]

keep pressing 2!!!!!



[snatch1466]

Why did they edit over top of the old guy at the end??? AAAAAGGGHH

[PerpetuallyHighPoet]

how many muffins for a pound exactly?

[luvwalter3]

Noooo

[MikeDamoci]

WHY DOESNT SHE HAVE LIKE 8 GRAMMIES?!

[TechIArtist]

I feel like I actually got stupider just by witnessing this atrocity. This isn't as bad as Nicki Minaj's video but it sure is extremely close.

Also, WHERE ALL THE MUFFINS? All I saw were cupcakes. Get your food names right.

Lastly, I'd like to point out, I do not find this girl attractive at all. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon then go anywhere near her "Muffin".

[arti2898]

Oh God. WHY?!

[awesomelykeke1]

..wtf [pound on my muffin?] thoose are cupcakes!

[Chairon6x3]

You stupid bitch, that's a fuckin cupcake. Good god, ghetto people can't get enough "learnin" from skool. (yes I spelled that wrong on purpose) I hope this ignorant shits go die in a fire somewhere for making everyone of every ghetto race look stupid. Yes, this includes white tards.

[ErinMF16]

Wowwww



[ErinMF16]

Wowwww



[japster604]

seriously, nobody wants to pound on your muffin

wow that's disgusting

you've amounted to nothing

[quietstorm0219]

She dont even have muffins, she got pancakes back there.

[r2so1000]

There are no muffins in this video, they are all cupcakes

[ANiaBoo11]

Yeah I do

[ChroniczDubStep]

They tried to censor the old guy at the end turn the annotations off to see him.

[ANiaBoo11]

@TheNavyMan1722 shutup I now thoes girls there my cuzints well one......

[stonewindimmortal]

@ANiaBoo11 I bet you make fun all the time now

[TheNavyMan1722]

Its horrible that this chick filmed this in Pittsburgh gives my town a bad name

[PittsburghAtomiK]

7,123 people must not like muffins

[Neffsik]

Lekkostronniczy? xd

[AsiaFunki]

omg but it's so catchy, she probably made this song out of anger lol

[craiginzana]

It took me forever, but I finally found muffins in this video at 1:48

[craiginzana]

Pound on my cupcake.

[SammyFlores238]

Woman...how about you take your busted ass muffin back to the bakery im watching my carbs.

[allisonreneeeee]

Ok those are cupcakes not muffins... o.O

[NonSenseNoGo]

Wowzer

[booshtown11]

Oh fucking god this sucks so much dick

[Aveisachampion]

if you didn't know having a snap back qualifies you to be a rapper

[bunningthekush]

darth vaders light saber

[SammyFlores238]

Lick the berries and lick it all aroind...ok that is discusting its like he's being t-bagged by berries resembling balls

[Whitetrashdoctor]

OK, muffin is NOT Yiddish for "face" (punum), so this makes NO SENSE. Ms. "shira" is Jewish, her name is a kinda common girls name and means "poetry". See, ya learned something on the internet. Now, turn off your computer, and go outside and play. Still, I don't get it. It obviously cant be taken literally, as she is carrying a cupcake thru out the video. It cant be taken sexually as that just gross. It must be East Coast slang for FACE. And if it is, then I volunteer.

[CrazyChick4560]

okkayyy if this is about muffins then why is there cupcakes?

[MRob18]

wait.......like is she really trying? I totally thought this was just for shits and giggles.....

[Zeta9966]

@MRob18 I think this whole thing is intentionally tongue in cheek honestly...

[Mariam3055]

holy shit is this a reflection on our intelligence or hers?

[PerpetuallyHighPoet]

please tell me this is satire?

[nedenarayan]

:D

[xxxsssxxxsss]

The guy rapping is completely paranoid.

Looking around as if he's afraid someone he knows might spot him at the shooting.

[Aids42090]

so hilarious

[devilspawn55]

nobody wants to "pound on your muffin"

whore 

[Antipopularization]

@devilspawn55 I do.

[Asianspice0]

everyone, this video is simply a joke, i saw an interview with her and she;s actually really well spoken and smart haha, phew.

[TheNeek101]

i get to see you this saturday:))

[A7XmetallicaLP]

I like the part where she says Pound on my Muffin.

[yungprofsge]

This song is so terrible yet so enjoyable...

[Jasper8372]

It's so awful I can't stop watching it!!!

[spawnofsid]

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[LisaArcelo101]

Car scene reminds me of Rebecca Black.

[emariew91]

anyone else notice the cupcakes and monopoly money?

[vice2vursa]

@emariew91 there muffins, there just iced according to her since thats how she likes em. and the monopoly money is actually real money, there just shrunken

[MRob18]

HORRIBLE RATINGS HAHAHAHAHA.....damn it feels good to be a h83r

[thislovethishate1000]

Rebecca Black's slutty older sister.

[JIRAYTIO]

The video right next to this is horse mating. Shows you how awesome this videos is hahahaha!!

[SammyFlores238]

EWWWWW she says she has a muffin which means the white stuff is a......yeast infection!

[iBenJay]

I officially hate society.

[AlannahAnarchy9]

This is the shit that makes us Pittsburghers look bad... It is catchy though ;D

[raddaluigi]

"Knock the berries outta that thing and then I lick it all around"... EUGH GOD THAT'S GROSS.

[PerpetuallyHighPoet]

she sounds like such a tramp in the start when she goes "I know you miss this muffin"

[iPauka]

is she about 40 years? her face...

[ahfat83]

*facepalm*

[sheepmaster11]

"Don't give it up for nothin'" Later.... "He gave me free weed and hash in the sack" Wait.. What?

[TheMISSTAYLOR77]

wtf is this...... so lame.

[joygasm916]

If this chick was a comedian(like a new female member of Lonely Island) this would be awesome, but she is serious therefore this is horrifying. Thank you Cracked.com

[ulala8642]

bandit of misfit hoes

[blueblossome25]

wht up with the cupcakes? this is worst then rebecca black friday smfh! -___-

[TeaForTomTom]

Bitch, those are cupcakes.

[13elena]

I'm so sad now.

[Dewtzel]

But miss, those are cupcakes - not muffins.

[LonghairCameron214]

victoria secret? that's pink

[spiritual101]

@LonghairCameron214

Pink is a VS collection.

[kmaniscool14]

the songs called pound on my mufffin and all of them are hold cupcakes?

[SariusRin]

Does anyone else notice the old man driving the car?

[crabsnacks]

Thanks Cracked!

[dblac74]

C-C-C-C-Craaaacked!

[melaniegracee]

1:37 Fake money? .................... so swag.

[MrRunescapeforthewin]

@melaniegracee Yes, there is a game that they were playing, called Monopoly.

[murderXmeXsweetly]

Ok....it's horrible. I know it. But it's really catchy. I love this song.

[SolisRadium]

High comedy! If she's doing it on purpose, more power to her; if she ain't - still damn funny.

[Gittinsum4U]

those are cupcakes, not muffins.

[darkjedi013]

at least the Camaro knows what a bra is....

[Gobabyvroommm]

LOL now if this was a real/serious video it would be messed up. Thank god it is just for shits n giggles........wait.......omg

[WizardWithRedLips]

Soo... this is a parody right?

[insaneink2]

shes the only white girl in the whole video

[hawkinsjessica9]

she prob thinks she has 893,189 views because she is good. but really, people just watch it. the "sitting on the toilet" video has more views lol

[missgilliantopaz]

Only watching this because it was on Cracked. This is terrible!

[Dewtzel]

The Like/Dislike Bar is a lightsaber!

[fleothick]

You poor unfortunate fool! Get your baked good right! Yes sir!

[xHIPOCHONDRYCZKAx]

white chicks cant dance

[multisynctubes]

That's actually a cupcake, not a muffin you fool!

[eastsidewillyb]

Why did they cover up the old guy with the word muffin over and over again?

[ILfoxtrot]

awesomely awful!

[barbie4549]

My God.....this is worst than Friday :o

[MsGir4life]

have anyone notice that she has cupcakes not muffins

[eastsidewillyb]

@MsGir4life No, nobody noticed.

[xXsonicxchaosXx]

only watched this because it was on cracked who else is here for that exact reason?? lol

[pokerguy94]

why

[Nickymonster]

Hey look, Casey Anthony finally surfaced!

[iamphalen]

*pound on my cupcake.

[lightblockade]

Yeah, I totally want to pound on a dried up 20-something who hit their peak in high school. Yeah, cool story bro, what chapter do you stop singing on?

[dreyhanna54]

do they know they know the diffrence from a muffin and cupcake

[MegaMoonkiller]

They don't know how old they are until their tits hit the floor!!

[dreyhanna54]

do they know they know the diffrence from a muffin and cupcake

[hawkinsjessica9]

1) those are cupcakes not muffins 2) if she "doesn't give it up for nothin", how is she "a very freaky girl"? 3) monopoly money, really? 4) your back fat should not shake when you dance. She is nasty. I really hope this is a joke.

[unforgiven125]

thats a fucking cupcake bitch -.-

[snmurphy95]

Not sure if seriously terrible or troll. suspiciousfry.jpg

[acousticallyfurious]

I am pretty sure, as already stated as such by my fellow compatriots, is that the muffin in question...in reality, is a cupcake.

[lemontwist2006]

If she is high as a kite, how is she not easy? Silly bitch, Charlie Sheen Does it Better. Winning!

[Pyrarson]

Notice how horse mating is one of the suggestions.

[Pyrarson]

Too many people missed the dislike button.

[Adm0984]

Didnt know sara jessica parker did hip hop........horse..

[jackiearias02]

All he wanna do is just pa pound on my muffin...yes...my muffin...

[lahdidalfi]

Hahaha shira is going places.

jokes

[thewatchingwatchee]

This is a joke right?

[kayluhkayluh]

someone needs to inform this girl that those are cupcakes..

[vice2vursa]

@kayluhkayluh she said those were iced muffins.

[matrixmetroid]

ITS A TRAP!

[AdventCK]

WTF is wrong w/ her mouth?!? She's nasty.

[Presderp]

Does no one realize that those are cupcakes.

WHY ISN'T THIS CALLED POUND ON MY CUPCAKE.

[GuyCarlPeterson]

@Presderp It is kinda like if Busta Rhymes was in Japan throwing yen at people in the Arab Money music video

[vice2vursa]

@GuyCarlPeterson their glazed muffins. muffins and cupcakes use different batter.

[marcusrivard]

@Presderp

zomg you're the only one who noticed.

[vice2vursa]

@Presderp there not actually cupcakes, there just glazed

[flairfilmsUK]

I like the bit where she says 'pound on my muffin' 

[TheBladarin]

i dont get it

[2muchmoneybro]

this bitch is shit skank ass bitch yoowannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn asco asco asco asco asco asco

[Hoovmoney]

I love how horse mating is in the sidebar

[Tuskafa]

lekkostronniczy? :)

[PaperSt1537]

It was so nice of her dad to drive her and her friends around for the afternoon.

[twztdned]

I would pound on her muffin, only because I have no standards and self respect.

[TheMrsabadia]

Natesvlogs brought me hear. He made fun of you. It was hilarious.

[Nextup24]

all together she prob counted $24 in ones.

[sebbaism]

Ha ha ha ha, love the fact it's an old guy driving the car!!!

[NewWaveTalker]

I watched this on Cracked, thinking "what the fuck this is bad." Then I watched it again. Then I googled her and watched the interview, and I think now I secretly like Shira.

Watch the interview, she doesn't take this too seriously

[optimusprimeiscool]

Uhhh, those are cupcakes...

[xyboi4ever]

Haha. Rebecca Black came back from the future to keep making "music". I don't know whether to laugh at the novelty or just try smh and leave.

[samsherberts]

What kind of muffin looks exactly like a cupcake?

[jake31337]

Shira looks like an ugly version of that bitch from Our Idiot Brother.

[limbylooms]

Ugh you just "pounded" on my ears with that terrible song.

[tdion4444]

Thanks Cracked - now on to Hayla, because I have to see for myself.....

[booyaaya]

The dancing scares me.

[MrCookingDaddy]

but honey............ thats a cupcake

[MagnumPI4]

wow her face. as rick james would say "cocaine is a hell of a drug!"

[kyoukan102]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS

[GAGALUVVA1222]

SHESS LIKE 40 WTF!!!!!!!!!! SICK BEAT THOGH

[iateanickle]

God, I just threw up.

[Silvergordikuki]

Your mother must be so proud...

[KronosOneOfficial]

The only thing I want to pound is an axe into her throat. Thank you, Cracked. Now go watch the Hayla one. Actually, DON'T. The woman is bad enough. The song is just eardrum-bursting. And not in a good way.

[Sneezlebob]

I got herpes just from watching this

[Silvergordikuki]

@Sneezlebob You too!?

[royspray1]

This is a parody, right?????

[vampxblade]

Worst song EVAR!!!!! Her face is saggy, and she has a flat ass. Looks like a heroin addict, and why is there a cupcake when the song is obviously about "muffins"? CAUSE SHES A FUCKING DUMBASS!!!!!!! By the way she looks like a 41 year old washed out Jessie Slaughter...

[devilledwingding]

linked through cracked!

[adamcupps]

All I wanna do is pound....on her face with some cover-up. Seriously, her skin is about as smooth as sandpaper.

[drockthecasbah]

Here's hoping that anyone here was linked here through Cracked.com.

Let's go watch the others!!

[BoomGotsIt]

these "people" are the ugliest things that have ever popped out of someones meat curtain

[IBeDeanaa]

Wow. Song Changed My Life ! She is a Lyrical Genius ! -33

[darkhawk123]

Is this some kind of rap parody? Because if it is, its funny and well done. But sadly I think we both know its not.

[Kingtad1136]

Is she a Jersey skank?

[deadfred654321]

we do all read cracked.

[austinrileymx2mx2]

i dont care what you guys say, she's hot!

[chidoriman20]

@DontShakeItUp lol

[DontShakeItUp]

Somebody didn't know the difference between cupcakes and muffins.

[samsherberts]

This bitch makes Kesha look like Taylor Swift