the lyrics of this song don't make any sense when you hear them at first, like most religious texts, but they all mean something when you analyze them, this song, which is awsome as fuck btw, is an alegory for religion
Never heard of the Beard Fallacy, but here's another: the ancient Hebrew word once translated as "bush" (i.e., "the burning bush") actually meant "beard". This means that Moses heard the voice of the Lord speaking from "The Burning Beard".
The fact that the dedicated analysis and application of similar linguistic mistakes has served as fuel for religious fervor over millenia only proves how much this song kicks ass.
I had no idea that /b/ liked decent music. Huh.
cornnugget 5 months ago
i just thought about it...my last name is beard....i think im gonna go ahead and get cremated to this song.
inalej002 9 months ago in playlist Burning Beard
@inalej002 that's some humour right there.
Esubalol 6 months ago
Ah good, this video doesn't have annoying adverts at the beginning, it also doesn't cut out halfway though.
eggy77 1 year ago
The seven habits of the highly infected calf ! gnarly !!!
halcon7000 1 year ago
WHEN THE SONG FINISHED, I CHOKED MY CAT OUT, SHAVED HIM AND GLUED THE HAIR TO MY FACE
jackofhearts69 1 year ago 4
"Bugger dumb the last of academe."
Brilliant.
geniusiknowit 1 year ago
international business machine
BayushiEisaku 1 year ago
the lyrics of this song blow my mind
davhu11 1 year ago
the lyrics of this song don't make any sense when you hear them at first, like most religious texts, but they all mean something when you analyze them, this song, which is awsome as fuck btw, is an alegory for religion
louderthanlife2 2 years ago 5
yeees. im working my way towards a beard, fuck its gna take long but ClUTCH is bad ass
fifafelipe 2 years ago
@louderthanlife2
after i read the religious text part i thought about 'every morning i wake up, i drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN'
and i went, huh never read that version of the bible :P,
would be kinda cool though..
JMkroeze 1 year ago
Never heard of the Beard Fallacy, but here's another: the ancient Hebrew word once translated as "bush" (i.e., "the burning bush") actually meant "beard". This means that Moses heard the voice of the Lord speaking from "The Burning Beard".
The fact that the dedicated analysis and application of similar linguistic mistakes has served as fuel for religious fervor over millenia only proves how much this song kicks ass.
3stringovation 3 years ago 11
this song is the truth!!!!!!!!!!!
amen!!!!!
nibbletontontron 3 years ago 2