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  • how was he not fighter of the year

  • Bute destroys the Pavlik

  • pavlick vs bute?who do you think will win?

  • @uncoi I go for Bute

  • cheers for BIG KELLY

  • Pavlik Suuuucks!! he has no boxing skills..one dimensional fighter,no handspeed at all,no foot movement,stationary,easy to humiliate..he's just a big dummy that stands in front of u..fuckin goof ball..paper phony champion..Sergio martinez Tapped that ass!! Bernard Hopkins Schooled Him..Damn what's next? a teenager whupp yo ass in a street fight? someone need to teach him a boxing lesson b-cuz he hasn't learned anything

  • Pavlik suprises me. He doesn't look like much but he gets the job done. Every fighter has their pros and cons. I think Pavlik's pros outweigh his cons. Not every fighter needs to be light on his feet to win. He's got a devastating punch and will knock you the f**k out if your not careful.

  • @pdd420 Even though he lost last night by decision, I still like him.

  • Jab was key when he dismantled Tayler. He has a stronger jab than Taylor.

  • typical j.t is nothing but a street fighter with horrible foot work and no ability to land good punches..and got his flash in the pants ego rightly knocked out..

  • that right hand is fucking LETHAL... that straight right is the most powerful since tommy heanrns... that being said, pavlik is very stationary, not SLOW, but not very fleet or hand and foot... decent boxing skills, but everything starts with the feet and moves up... pavlik has no feet.... i love pavlik, but you can only rely on that double jab, straight right for so long... chin, heart, stamina, EVERYTHING IS THERE for pavlik.. just needs to get some mobility!

  • love watchin this guy clocking niggahs!

  • wait a palvik is ducking williams he said that he had a infection on his hand kelly palvik is a chump benard hopkins crushed him he could not even land a punch

  • wow look at mr boxing expert. have you ever even seen a boxing match before?

  • you are a fool!

  • No one in their right mind thinks Williams has a chance against Pavlik. Williams lost to a guy moving up in weight with less than a months notice with no power. Williams will continue ducking and making excuses to not fight The Ghost.

  • Paul Williams don't have a chance against Kelly Pavlik.. If Williams stand toe to toe against the ghost then it will be a bad idea for Williams, it will be short night for him.. can't wait to see Kelly fight Paul and end this rumors of ducking once and for all..

  • The 1st fight against Pavlik ruined Taylor... he has not been the same since.

  • wow, check at 0:59.

  • i think abraham will beat this guy, abraham has a hard punch and a better defence. pavlik is avoiding abraham

  • I dont think so my friend kelly has knocked out more oponents than arthur. Kelly has damn hard punch. they probably hit the same with arthur havin a better chin for sure.

  • yes pavlik frum youngstown my town

  • yo dude KELLYS a freking beast!!!!! kelly the ghost pavvvvlik!!

  • The second fighter has a longer arm reach than Kelly even though Kelly is quite a bit taller. You see this all the time in fighter stats when blacks and whites are paired for a fight. It's because Blacks are evolutionarily closer to apes and chimps than whites are. Their prognathism, as well as their sloping facial angle, and frequent saggital keels on their skulls also show this, all morphological traits common with more primitive forms of man such as Homo Erectus and Homo Habilis.

  • If that's interesting to you, you can learn more about the nonsense of the "Out of Africa" Theory of human evolution and a far more plausible one of parallel evolution in Eurasia and Africa by searching for the free online text of "Erectus Walks Amongst Us" by Richard D. Fuerle. It's excellent, comprehensive, and thoroughly fascinating.

  • It's probably because humans in Africa were the direct decendants of apes so their bones more closely resemable apes. But the actual skin color of black people is an example of evolution, it's protection against the sun so we never get sun burns. So it kind of condradicts to say blacks are more primitive while the skin color black is the more evolved skin color.

  • and i know arthur is a middle and those guys were heavies. wouldn't matter he's superior in every way

  • Arthure Abrham wll eat him ,just wait little bit and after when they fight write me message back.

  • totally agree arthur abraham is a beast. I bet he could have even beaten ali louis foreman or frazier. Those guys were pussies compared to king arthur. He vs pavlik i think would be a good match. Calzaghe is still the GOAT.

  • truthfully, i think hatton and pavlik would have beaten sugar ray at middle and welterweight.

  • arthur abraham kicks pavliks ass pavliks is to slow

  • pavliks still the man

  • the fact is kelly pavlik is a good solid world champion, with a devastating right hand, i love watching him knock people out. his first loss was against a legend in b-hop, give the man a break.

    anyone that feels the need to make boxing a race issue is missing the point. when you're in the ring your skin color doesn't make a difference. your skill, speed, power, desire and intelligence that makes you a champion. i believe that to be a better fighter he'll need a new trainer though.

  • KELLY "GHOST"PAVLIK is awsome

  • Not bad fo a white boy!

  • I would love to see Pavlik against King Arthur Abraham

  • nice vid, but y know what??

    excately;

    All US boxers are SCARED of KESSLER.

    Kessler wants Hopkins, Winky, Taylor, Dawson all said: "no thanks mr. Kessler, you are too good and powerfull, and we want an easy fight, and money""

    A shame, and a dame wast of good danish talent

    All "Hollywood-boxers" are SCARED OF MIKKEL VIKING KESSLER

  • WRONG! all us fighters want Calzaghe the man convincingly whooped kesslers ass

  • Kelly Pavlik has been one of the most overrated fighters to come along in a few decades. Klan folks rated him so highly because he was white. he got lucky in the first fight with Taylor, and actually lost the second fight. B-hop exposed his ass! Are you afraid of ghosts? B-hop sure aint. He put a whooping on that overrated boy. Kelly is robotic, stiff, has no boxing ability, all he has is that right hand. The hype train ended THANKS TO B-HOP. Taylor would waste him in a rematch!!

  • kelly has pretty good boxing ability. and he is a good fighter. but its the same thing with margarito theyd rather fight then do ne thing else and you cant really hate him for that. thats also their prime weekness tho.

  • obviously i agree with the b hop thing, and the first taylor fight, but kelly pavlik won that 2nd fight. but i would love to see jermain taylor vs calzaghe

  • I think your response is a little emotional. First off he kncoked out miranda, who technicaly won against abraham, i meaqn he broke agrahams jaw....the fact that abraham won that fight shows how fixed boxing is. And if pavlik can knock out abraham, miranda, and taylor, i def. think he has more of a chance of knocking out hopkins than anyone else, and in a rematch against hopkins i think he would.

  • You really think Taylor won against Pavlik in Taylor-Pavlik 2? Did you miss the compubox numbers? Pavlik got lucky in the 1st fight? He dropped Taylor fool! And Taylor just couldn't redeem himself in the second and you know it!

  • Taylor got two chances at pavlik and hardly deserves a third. I'd like to see kelly get another shot at BHOP. Kelly had bronchitis before the fight and elbow problems(not an excuse but a fact). So before all of you stupid niggers go running your mouth about how shitty kelly pavlik is simply because he's white you should do a little research.I know most of you can't read above a 4th grade level but fuck,have a little class.I bet kelly knocks out barack obama...motherfucker

  • yea, havin kelly fight hopkins is like havin a ten year old girl fight a sumo wrestler. Huge size difference. Calzaghe is a beast too. Best light heavy weight of all times. Even old calzaghe would have beaten prime jones and young calzhage would have killed. Calzhage is the GOAT in my book. Screw sugar ray, ali, and joe louis. Hell, an old schmelling beat him one of two times. He was way past his prime. He's the better of the 2 if you ask me.

  • well it sucks that Pavlik was totally outclassed by Hopkins, now we won't see Pavlik fighting Calzaghe... :(

  • ABRAHAM VS PAYLIK!!!

  • Is there a date for the fight?

  • kessler vs pavlik

  • too easy for pavlik needs more comp.

  • he is cold at the last moment, I love it ! you´re the best Kelly, you box with magic !

  • Alright, it took me a while to figure out that ive been arguing with a phantom, a fake. But i did figure it out.Fuck you.

  • ye....lol its a dude...and i doubt his name is diana...

  • Where did you go sazzy?

  • Dianna, you are a confused child. I hope for your sake one day you will wise up, but i wont hold my breath.

  • Hatred is something that should be ignored.

  • Sassy little smart ass, i need my house cleaned. How much do you charge suger?

  • I still cant believe your divorced.... Do you ever shut the fuck up?? Like i said, you need a hobby. Try knitting, or cooking, or cleaning. Leave the politics to the boys. And i still think your stupid. And apparently, so did your husband! Man, i hope you dont have any kids.

  • dude...dont argue with sazzylildouchebag...she(he)is a guy pretending to be a chick!

  • You call yourself a christian American female? Well i call myself a christian American male. But i dont have hatred in my heart for people of a certain ethnic background. Your comment on this video is not my problem with you. Your just not smart enough to know that. I hope you find peace in your life, loosen up, go out and have some fun. Life is to short for the bullshit you are spewing.

  • Dont come on a Pavlik video and say its stupid, your gonna piss people off.You seem to have all the answers for the problems going on in the world, yeah right. So you should be smart enough to know that you dont piss off Pavlik fans. And if you didnt know, now you do.

  • Always have to have the last word. I cant believe your divorced........

  • I still say you should find a hobby. Thats all.

  • People who use youtube to spew nonsense are the stupid ones.

  • Shouldnt you be out saving the world? You need to find a boy friend sugar, or girl, which ever you prefer.I can tell by your profile you have way to much free time on your hands.

  • There are three types of men who would say the fight was even close, much less that B-Hop won the fight with Calzaghe. 1)People of African decent. 2)Emasculated white people.) The controlled media

  • xSport,What you claimed are nothing more than assumptions or wishful thinkings.

    The fact is that:

    American big shit Jones and Popkins have been beaten by the true legend Calzaghe who is far from his prime,who has been suffering from fist injury for allmost 10 years.

    That's all.

    Accept the fact.

    Don't run from it.

    or Go to the therapist to whine.

    :D

  • You say Hopkins lost the fight in every major network, the Associated press, Yahoo, and ESPN all had Hopkins winning that fight, then you say it wasn't controversal? So agian, a controversal loss for 43 year old Hopkins is obviously a win for prime Hopkins, especialy when the loss is due to productivty with we obviously would have saw more of from prime Hopkins. Hopkins had that faggot in trouble early too, prime Hopkins would have capitilized.

  • I hate these ignorant fucking Cal Slappy fans who think he's actualty accomplished something, get the fuck out of this vids comment box, this vids about a boxer who hits people not slaps so go elsewhere with your weak pionts.

  • If either of the fights took place in the 90's Cal Slappy would have been exposed, but they didn't happen until Cal Slappy knew they were past there prime becuase he's terrified of getting a loss on his reocord, thats why he's not fighting Hopkins agian becuase Hopkins had a good showing of productivity in the Pavlik fight, Cal Slappy knows he won the last fight from productivity, so he's gonna sit back and not take a chance and keep Hopkins name on his record along with Jones.

  • Pavlik pissed off running from Abraham

    and was slaped his ass by old popkins.

    He is a joke..:D.

    He never matches for Calzaghe.

  • And just because Cal. beat Hopkins, which by the way, i thought Hopkins won, does not mean he would beat a healthy, let me repeat, a healthy Pavlik. I still say Pavlik would k.o Joe. But Joe is to much of a pussy to fight Pavlik, so we will never find out.

  • I agree, I actualy think Pavlik is more suited to fight Calzaghe then Jones or Hopkins, if Calzaghe starts a pitter patter flurry Pavlik would sneak a hard right in there, I also think if he got Calzaghe in trouble he's a guy that will capitalize, Hopkins and Jones had him in trouble early but they didn't keep the pressure on, and thats when Calzaghe started taking rounds with productivity. That simply wont be the story with Pavlik and Cal Slappy knows it.

  • Who gives a rats ass wat you think..Calzaghe beat COWARD hopkins and every major network had him infront..bear in mind that COWARD hopkins only didnt lose by more because he permanently had his defence up vs Calzaghe holding and hugging constantly. Go watch..

    Calzaghe 'slaps' hokpins around

    The desperate hug by hopkins at 49 secs is one of the moest gutless things ive seen in a ring..hopkins tries to steal, hold, pinch, rob when hes up against a superior fighter..then SCHOOLED kelly pavlik

  • Every good point you think your making is made about a 43 year old man, not prime hopkins, its an absolute joke that Calzaghe couldn't pull of a convincing win. Then you say if Hopkins wasn't hugging he would have lost worst, if Hopkins let his hands go Cal Slappy would've lost. I can't stand Cal SLappy fans becuase they throw around over the hill names to make pionts, Calzghe beat Hopkins becuase of productivty and he beat Jones becuase Jones speed and reflexes are gone.

  • Plus nobody wants to hear from a fucking Australian, your country produces no world class boxers so get the fuck out of hear with your worthless opinion.

  • Pavlik at the age of 26 has fought way better fighters than Calzaghe has. When Calzaghe was 26, can you name one decent fighter he threw gloves with?? I cant either. Calzaghe put on a boxing clinic against a washed up Jones! When Pavlik reaches 28, he will have surpassed all of Calzaghes acomplishments.

  • Your absolutey correct, Calzaghe waited until he though Hopkins and Jones where over the hill until he tried to add there names to his record, but thats all they are, names, Jones is ahell of the man he used to be. If a 43 year old Hopkins had him in trouble early and lost controversaly, its safe to say a prime Hopkins would win easily, same goes for Jones, although he beat Jones more convincingly Jones had him in trouble early as well, he still has the power but the speed and reflexes are gone.

  • "If a 43 year old Hopkins had him in trouble early and lost controversaly, its safe to say a prime Hopkins would win easily[.......]"

    What the fuck? Are you talking about the Pavlik/Hopkins fight? Hopkins didn't win controversially. He won every single round of that fight. He owned Pavlik. It was a unanimous decision.. there was no controversy in that.

  • Are you fucking stupid, try reading the first fucking sentence of the paragraph before putting the middle in quotation marks. You seem like one of these kids who tries to tell people of in the comment boxes. Where does it say Pavlik vs Hopkins or even Pavliks name.

  • i think you may be retarded

  • he is a great warrior !

  • Pavich (sp??) or whatever the fuck hes called is out of his depth.. him gettin badly owned by hopkins he a non-entity

    Calzaghe at 37 is past his prime and should retire as champ for although he has superior skills to anyone that had the pleasure of sharing the ring with him, he no longer has the power flurrys as the Calzaghe of old would have finished jones with a bombardment everytime he was on the ropes...outclassing him was sweet. There aint anyone left for Calzaghe to own. Retire Joe

  • Calzaghe never had the power, thats why every ko he has is a TKO not a 10 coun, every fight fight was a stoppage from consecutive cleanly landed slaps, and those were agiasnt nobodies while Jones and Hopkins were knocking out world class compitition, Cal Slappys never KO'd world class competition, he couldn't even win convingly against a 43 year old Hopkins. The only win he deserves credit for is Lacy, but Jones wouldv'e murdered him and if you disagree you don't understand how good Jones was.

  • Kelly will be back better than ever. I cant wait to see Jones beat the shit out of that arrogant, big moth prick Calslappy!! Kelly is a humble, good guy. Calslappy is a pompuos jerk. Just like his dad, super mario.

  • do u really wanna see calzaghe vs pavlic?? really?? and u being a pavlic fan..

  • haha official score cards 118-109 x3 for joe 'calslappy'. if pavlik had problems with b-hops speed i worry what calzaghe would do to him

  • Kelly "the Ghost" Pavlik, lol!!!

  • pavlik's fight against abraham will never happen because pavlik's promotion wont allow him to take that risk of loosin again

  • Damn. I think the hardest punch Pavlik threw was when he touched B-hops glove at the start of the 12th round. Pavlik got mugged. He got taken to school by a master. Well done Bernard. I thought Kelly would have shown more heart and made a fight of it though.

  • I told you that Pavlik is just an overrated white American.. B-hop fucked him up..

  • Pavlik is a sporting hero. Best of luck tonight from Ireland.

  • el perro angulo is getting ready for pavlik!

    VIVA MEXICO!!!

  • i know your post was 11 months ago but...... dream just came true.

  • hmmm, idk. Pacquiao's story is pretty amazing too. grew up in the corrupted Phillipine Islands. started fighting professionally at age 16 to provide for his family. pretty amazing story if you asked me.

    pavlik - hopkins should be tight though.

  • white power ,watch out niggers

  • you mothers cunt.

    my grandparents used to eat people like you.

  • im white and embarrased for you , what happened to pavliks power dick head

  • with out question I know Kelly can beat Arthur Abraham.

  • kelly is a fucking white boy, haha fighting 43 yr old

  • A white boy that knocked out Miranda and Taylor. Hes at the top of the food chain in boxing right now and it sounds like you can't take it because he is white. Weak minded bitch.

  • rascism

  • yeah and he's going to put that 43 year old into an embarrising retirement

  • excuse me what was that u said?

  • Haha.. Hell I thought Pavlik was going to destroy him. All the great ones lose though. Can't under estimate the executioner

  • hehe good on you for replying but do all the great ones take a beating like that?

  • yeah he should be at least relevent again. He needs to put on some muscle, or stay at middleweight or both. He can take a hell of beating though. I hope to see B-Hop and Jones next

  • you wish kelly pavlik would ko both joe calzaghe and arthur abraham and kelly is taking bernard hopkins to the nursing home and thats a fact

  • nursing home what???

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: JOE CALZAGHE HAS BEEN DOING THE VACUUMING: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE did his HOMEWORK before the HOUSEWORK. After telling SETANTA in FEBRUARY he 'wasnt interested' in fighting 'not a great fighter anymore' ROY JONES and preferred 'winner of Pavlik vs Taylor', has pulled his EXCUSES out of the BAG! Instead of getting DUSTED by KELLY PAVLIK, MR CALZAGHE is now fighting ROY JONES! All his CAREER he has always been BAGLESS and HEARTLESS of any COURAGE, but stays full of WIND!

  • maybe Pavlik can beat Hopkins, but Arthur Abraham is waiting for Pavlik!

    Abraham is faster, heavyer and his Punch destroys everything!!!

    Pavlik beat miranda in Round 8. Abraham Knocked out Miranda in round 4!

  • Howard Eastman nearly beat Abraham. Abraham rthrows 30 punches a round, Pavlik throws 100+ punches. Pavlik hits much harder, look at his TKO% look at the level of comp he has faced compared to Abraham

  • Make that round 16, it taken 16 ROUNDS for Abraham to KO Miranda

  • pavlik fought miranda first and when a fighter gets knocked out in hard fashion the fighter isnt the same he has some wear and tear and thats just what happened abraham got the weak miranda now.. just gotta wait for the fight..

  • joe calzaghe would smoke this overrated one dimensional chump. Another jeff lacy in the making!!

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: JOE CALZAGHE SPENDS TIME ON AN INDIAN RESERVATION: news just in, JOE CALZAGHE has been seen on an INDIAN RESERVATION! MR CALZAGHE and DAD ENZO have been throwing out TEE-PEE shots to the media about KELLY PAVLIK! However MR CALZAGHE has been AVOIDING MR PAVLIK after he put GARY LOCKETT on his RAWHIDE so easily! The SIGNALS say a win over HOPKINS should be enough to SMOKE CALZAGHE out! AVOIDING PAVLIK after this will leave him RED FACED and a COWARD, a fight will be WIG-WHAM-BAM!

  • fuck this guy hits har but i think hopkins will out smart him and take a ud

  • Calzaghe needs to fight Pavlik and stop running! Fuck man, why does he just not admit that he's fucking scared! He barely survived and over-the-hill Hopkins! Now he wants to fucking retire? FUCK YOU CALZAGHE!

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: JOE CALZAGHE IS LEARNING TO BE A BLACKSMITH: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE is becoming a BLACKSMITH. He has been FORGING his career fighting NOBODIES. Now he claims ROY JONES has "rejuvenated his career" but EXPERTS have SMELTED the BULLSHIT excuse to avoid facing PAVLIK! He claims he wanted to fight PAVLIK when nobody knew HOOF the fuck PAVLIK was! CALZAGHE has still not received the American STAMP of approval! Without fighting PAVLIK he will definately be BRANDED a ...COWARD!

  • Lets see if hopkins technique at his age is useful against PAvlik. I wiil like to see B-HOP going downnnnnnn.... do you guy got it.... I mean down.......... to the canvas

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: JOE CALZAGHE VISITS DOCTORS SURGERY: News just in, The DOCTOR has EXAMINED JOE CALZAGHE and his BOXING CAREER. He gave him an X-RAY to see if he had a GOOD FIGHT in him! Checking his PULSE he found NO HEART! Becoming alarmed he ordered a BLOOD TEST. The results showed STREAKS of YELLOW! The DOCTOR suggested a TOPICAL DISEASE especially if KELLY PAVLIK is the SUBJECT of the TOPIC! From this the doctor said he had an ENTIRE CAREER of CHICKEN-BOX!

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: JOE CALZAGHE SPOTTED IN A LAUNDRY WITH BOX OF WASHING POWDER: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE has been WASHING. He likes to fight people who are BIOLOGICALLY too OLD or BIODEGRADABLE anyway! He got all IN A SPIN about facing PAVLIK, so he hung FRANK WARREN out to DRY after BOB ARUM signed a deal with SPORTS NETWORK and SETANTA in MAY 08! Now they will both wash DIRTY LINEN in COURT! JOE CALZAGHE knows KELLY PAVLIK will make him TUMBLE, and his EXCUSES dont WASH with the BOXING PUBLIC!

  • that right hand at 1:00 was awesome. if kelley does a number on hopkins and calzaghe beats jones theirs no reason for joe to retire! if pavlik does a better job on hopkins than calzaghe did and joe immediatley retires from boxing, historians and fans will think of joe as a fraud for not facing pavlik. to me beating lacy and kessler (who havent really proved anything yet!)and an old bhop and jones just doesnt cut it for me.

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: JOE CALZAGHE TO BECOME A DOG TRAINER: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE is to become a DOG TRAINER because of his BOXING CAREER! Not fighting any boxers with good PEDIGREE, choosing pretenders lacking any BITE! He has decided to go WALKIES from FRANK WARREN after PAVLIK POUNCED and ATTACKED GARY LOCKETT so BRUTALLY! MR CALZAGHE decided to go looking for STRAYS and now he has found the HO-BO with nowhere to go ROY JONES! This is because MR CALZAGHE doesnt BITE OFF more than he can CHEW!

  • bhop is next

  • Will Pavlik ever fight Arthur Abraham?

  • Why fight him now? Why not wait for Abraham to fight Felix Sturm for his title, a massive fight in Germany, then have a unification bout for ALL the MW belts back end of 2009, the fight will be worth more money as well

  • Well said; I just hope your prediction comes true. I'd pay to see Pavlick/Abraham.

  • the hardest fighter to beat in the world is the ghost kelly pavlik

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: CALZAGHE NOW PLAYING POKER: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE has been seen playing POKER. He fights JOKERS and AVOIDS fighters who can BUST him up. Instead of STICKING to the TRUTH "Roy Jones is not agreat fighter anymore", he decided to TWIST his story! JONES has "rejuvenated his career" and is "tougher" than KELLY PAVLIK. MR CALZAGHE will SHUFFLE into RETIREMENT like a COWARD because he knows he will be DECKED by PAVLIK, who holds all the ACES unlike the old man ROY JONES!

  • chulotazz69 u are a 100% rite margarita is way too big for cotto but pavlik is too much for anybody from 160 to 175 but i would love to see kelly fuck him up

  • I would love to see Margarito fight Pavlik, Margarito is a true middleweight not a welterweight. Thats my opinion but I know when he stepped in the ring with Cotto he was about 160+, he needs to fight in the middleweights and I would love to see hime fight Pavlik since nobody else wants to fight him right now.

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: CALZAGHE BEEN FISHING TRAWLING FOR CAST-OFFS: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE has been FISHING. Something FISHY happened when he NETTED, WASHED UP boxer ROY JONES. MR CALZAGHE told SETANTA 24/01/08 he "wasnt interested" in fighting ROY JONES who is "not a great fighter anymore" Opting for "winner of Pavlik vs Taylor". Now he's decided(after LOCKETT)that its not his PLAICE to fight a not "really proven himself" PAVLIK. It is because when PAVLIK CATCHES HIM he would be...FLOUNDER-ING!

  • get a hobby

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: JOE CALZAGHE TO BEGIN CAREER IN CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE will commence a career in the BUILDING GAME. For the FOUNDATIONS of his CAREER he has fought SUB-STANDARD opponents in a TERRACED manner one after one who SUBSIDE easily! He's been SLATED many times for this! He doesnt want to DIG A HOLE for himself by fighting PAVLIK, who'd do a DEMOLITION JOB on him! When the DUST settles and the situation's SURVEYED lots of criticism can be LEVELLED at CALZAGHE!

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: TOM JONES WILL SING NATIONAL ANTHEM AT CALZAGHE VS JONES FIGHT: News just in, TOM JONES has agreed to do a stint at MADISON SQUARE GARDEN before the JOE CALZAGHE vs ROY JONES fight. He will sing the Welsh National Anthem, however he will also stay and watch the NEW PUSSYCAT that CALZAGHE will be fighting!

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: JOE CALZAGHE TO OPEN A GARDEN CENTRE TO TRIM AND EDGE HIS BOXING RECORD: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE has decided to open a GARDEN CENTRE, EXPERTS say his GARDEN will GROW well in this FIELD because of his BOXING CAREER. He would rather make DAISY CHAINS with GIRLS than FIGHT real MEN, MOWING down BUMS along the way. FOX NEWS SAYS "ROSES are RED VIOLETS are BLUE, you are DEAD MEAT when PAVLIK finds YOU" MR CALZAGHE says "Sometimes its good to be a PANSY or a SHRINKING VIOLET"!

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: JOE CALZAGHE HIDING FROM KELLY PAVLIK IN A MANGROVE FOREST: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE has been seen standing about like a LEMON in a MANGROVE forest, hiding in deep VEGETATION away from KELLY PAVLIK. MR CALZAGHE has chosen to fight a past his SELL- BY-DATE ROY JONES who even the little MAN FROM DEL MONTE would say YES to a fight with! MR CALZAGHE knows JONES is an EASY PEEZY LEMON SQUEEZY fight. He is CITRUS-ING himself because he knows that KELLY PAVLIK will beat him to a PULP!

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: JOE CALZAGHE CHARGED WITH PRETENDING TO BE IN A WHORE-HOUSE: News just in JOE CALZAGHE is to be charged with using BOXING to recreate a HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE. It happened during ROUND 10 of a recent bout with BERNARD HOPKINS which is the only significant thing he did (to Hopkins's behind) apart from HITTING the NIGHT AIR! MR CALZAGHE thinks he's been SHAFTED but EVIDENCE is on TAPE. FOX NEWS says MR CALZAGHE act PIMP and PROPER, fight PAVLIK, stop being a BUMMER who fights BUMS!

  • FOX NEWS ALERT:CALZAGHE WAS CONSIDERED FOR RESERVIOR DOGS REMAKE:News just in, JOE CALZAGHE was considered for a RESERVOIR DOGS remake starring the USUAL SUSPECTS-Mr Blonde, Mr Blue, Mr Brown, Mr Orange, etc However he was not considered suitable for the role because of an earlier SETANTA 24/01/08 interview; saying he's "NOT INTERESTED" in fighting a "PAST HIS BEST" ROY JONES, preferring "KELLY PAVLIK". EXPERTS say he's more suited to PULP FICTION. They were obviously BARKING up the WRONG TREE!

  • FOX NEWS ALERT:JOE AND ENZO CALZAGHE AND CO. JOIN FELLOW MUPPETS FOR SESAME STREET SPECIAL:News just in ENZO,JOE and ROY JONES have agreed to join SESAME STREET with other MUPPETS. ENZO will play BIG BIRD for his love of TALL TALES. ROY JONES will play OSCAR THE GROUCH a past-it GARBAGE fighter just SCAVENGING a big payday. JOE CALZAGHE will play KERMIT. Not KERMIT THE FROG, but KERMIT THE HERMIT when PAVLIK calls him out.The REFEREE of course, will be THE COUNT when PAVLIK knocks CALZAGHE out!

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: CALZAGHE THE PARIAH, ACCUSED OF PREACHING TO THE CHOIR: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE'S rap-sheet is growing by the hour, THE PARIAH OF WALES has been accused of PREACHING TO THE CHOIR. He was charged after a VIDEOTAPED 24/01/08 interview with SETANTA, when he said he was "not interested" in a ROY JONES BOUT who was "not a great fighter anymore" and not a"motivating"(before PAVLIK KO'd LOCKETT)fight for him anymore. wanting winner of "PAVLIK and TAYLOR" Now he SINGS A DIFFERANT TUNE

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: ENZO CALZAGHE IS OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ: News just in, Enzo Calzaghe is going to visit THE WIZARD OF OZ. He decided to pay a visit after an interview about JACK LEOW. He said "I had to go on the internet because i'd never heard of this person JACK LEOW and all I found was that he PAVES DRIVEWAYS". Enzo is now busy PAVING the YELLOW BRICK ROAD to visit the WIZARD OF OZ, he will ask for a HEART and some CC-CC-CC-COURAGE for his son JOE CALZAGHE!!

  • DISCLAIMER: The following Statement was made by JOE CALZAGHE 24/01/08. It has NOTHING to do with ME or anyone associated with ME!

  • However, 'The Pride of Wales' wants nothing to do with Jones, who he believes is no longer a worthy opponent for him.

    "He's past his best. Roy Jones was a great fighter but he's not a great fighter anymore. He's been knocked out twice in his last five fights. I don't see how that's a motivating fight for me," the undefeated Calzaghe told Setanta Sports News.

    SELL OUT+COWARD=JOE CALZAGHE

  • "After Hopkins, my number one fight would be the winner of Kelly Pavlik-Jermain Taylor.

    "They're two excellent boxers and they're fighting each other next month so that's definitely a possibility.

    "But first things first, I've got to take care of some business and that's April 19 and that should be a great fight."

    SELLOUT+COWARD=JOE CALZAGHE

  • FOX NEWS ALERT: CALZAGHE TO BE GAMESHOW CONTESTANT: News just in, JOE CALZAGHE previously on gameshow MR AND MRS, will appear in a version of NAME THAT TUNE. He was selected because of a 24/01/08 interview with SETANTA. He said he WASNT INTERESTED in fighting ROY JONES "HE'S PAST HIS BEST""AFTER HOPKINS MY NUMBER ONE FIGHT WOULD BE THE WINNER OF KP and JT"however on 14/08/08 in an interview with SPENCER FEARON, he says PAVLIK not "PROVEN HIMSELF" The name of gameshow is.. I'VE CHANGED MY TUNE!!

  • pavlik is the man.i'm british and i know he'd hurt calzaghe