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  • I literally LOL'd. Crack up, good work

  • Haha I'm gonna start a business where I pimp out party guests.

  • Hahaha funniest moment at the end when he says the people will be sitting and he will be dancing!!

  • Would have been so funny if your boss saw this

  • lol Want hookers just ask them

  • "What do you want the 50 people to do?"

    ...

    -"Just partying"

    

  • eric bana

  • Haha this is funny. And TheSkown and Blindguardian, your argument is funny. I'm Skown's side tho. Guardian your not funny, it seems like your trying to start arguments bro.

  • hahha story of my life - having no one to party with. l0n3r lyf

  • how the fuck does he keep a straight face

  • Soooo funny

  • Not as funny.......no offense

  • lol so thts so good lol

  • You can higher me any time (;

  • This kid is a fuckin tosser, if he came round my way with that attitude he'd get his fuckin wog head kicked in

  • @BlindGuardian050 We Give A Shit.

  • @BlindGuardian050 Dude, shut the fuck up. You think you're funny? I think you should go suck on your mom's nipples and get the fuck off youtube you little shit. Now go play your RPGs.

  • @TheSkown ahahah I bet you're some fucking greasy wog cunt aye, only dumb illiterate fucks like yourself would find this wog fuck entertaining.

  • @BlindGuardian050 lol are you serious? Who writes shit like that on youtube? Thats fucking embarrassing man. Your a fucking joke.

  • @BlindGuardian050 Do you even know what illiterate means? I dont think you do. Allow me to share a little bit of knowledge with you, "Illiterate (adjective) - unable to read or write". And I am able to read and write, unlike you. It's not like I'm calling people a "greasy wog cunt aye", I am using proper English because I do not partake in the actof fucking my family, like you, you uneducated, space-docking, prick.

  • @TheSkown ahahaha you even had to look up the definition of Illiterate you dumb fuck.

    

  • what will the people be doing?

    "just... partying"

  • That was funny. Got a laugh out of it.

  • I was going to be dancing. Haha douche

  • @victornpb Australia.

  • Subscribed!

  • not even funny thumbs down

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  • lol

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  • what do you want the 50 people to do?

    just partying

  • not people! lmao

  • What a full lag at 1.39 seccends but very funny!!

    🐘💨🐘💨🐘💨🐘💨🐘💨

    Farting elephants!!

  • ''what do you want the 50 people to be doing''

    ''just partying''

    XD

  • epic silence at @1:39

    

  • Fuck off Reece Mastin !

  • lmao

  • I saw you on TV the other day

  • booyeah, du ma fkn du ma

    tung mup de racist to my country!

  • honestly sounds liek something my crush wuld do!! hhaha fuckin genius!!! <3

  • How do you keep a straight face ? :L

  • "I thought you hire out everything"

    bwahahahahahahahahah

  • Is it just me or does this guy have a massive head

  • @odi1kinobi its a fish eye lens genius :P

  • Seriously. what is your actual job?

  • Wh - what do you want the 50 people to be doing?

    ....just partying. Hahaha classic

  • When you said you'd be dancing I laughed and because im lying down a pool of drool ran down my neck hahah

  • fukn dry

  • Lost in translation

  • you should do a "LJ hooker" prank call :)

  • @UnitedsWorld YES!!!! THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

  • 3 words; Old, Gay and Lame

  • Lol I can't believe that lady didn't crack up laughing when he said he was going to be dancing infront of his paid guests...

  • What's with the 'I took an arrow to he knee'????

  • @GreeNMagpiE13 It's an annoying quote from Skyrim that for some reason people find funny.

  • @iGonzoBaby I used to haven't heard this before but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • I used to be bored at work and do party hire prank calls but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • @00RangerGang00 Haven't heard that before..

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  • This is unfunny

  • start doing real pranks

  • Fukk bro... You put these people on the spot!!!  LOL hahaa

  • 32 people weren't invited

  • fucking lame

  • More prank call pls

  • What does this guy do for work? How can he prank people while working?

  • Did you get fired for doing that?

  • "wh-wh-what do you want the 50 people to be doing?"

    "....just partying."

    Hahahahaha :)

  • @daveyboyfranted I thought it was funny as hell. there's nothing wrong with the way he prank calls. it's just a different kind of humor than edbassmaster. eds is awesome too. :)

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  • hahah well done :)

  • Keep them coming lol go hard make da money

  • I saw u on the news

  • LMAO, Hiring 50 people to watch u dance

    LMFAOOOO

  • @96chelseaa LMAO!

  • Awkies coz today tonight said you quit your job :/

  • 30 people were party hire people

  • Ur on ten nine and seven

    Good work

  • @AK97u he's a champp

  • "what do you want the people to be doing?" "just partying" hahahahahahahahahahaha

    fuckin a alki never disappoints

  • ALKI made it to todays Herald Sun newspaper in Melbourne today, congrats man

  • akward....

  • I would definitely go to the party to see Alki dance

  • i dont understand how you come up with these amazing ideas but they give my balls a tingl-ing sensation

  • Lol! That was sooo funny. They had no idea what u were talking about

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  • Lol this one wasnt funny ..... Last one was hilarious

  • Dancing all by yourself, while paying people to watch you. JUST AMAZING

  • @iKont272727 you comment has 69 likes good work!!

  • your not funny any more to me

    

  • @smi0047 you're*

  • @smi0047 shut your nut

  • Awkward

  • epic!!!!

    

  • what job u got looks mad

  • They must think some loner guy is phoning them lmao.

  • Rofl

  • AHAhzahahahahaha

  • " so yeh.." hahahaha" yeh"

  • Lol "what do you want the 50 people to be doing?" "just partying"

  • what do you do at work?

  • it's not even funny :p

  • like if u think his forehead is huge

  • you deserve more credit for creating cone-ing. It's a global movement now and all because of you

  • its funny coz he never lets them know its a prank call

  • @TheWogboy300 thats the point.

  • @TheWogboy300 Telling someone that it's a prank call contradicts the whole reason of even calling them.

  • @CBheartsmudkipz thats the point.

  • That's so funny

  • 1 more video till 100!!!!!!!!

    hope you make it AMAZING!!!

  • all british women sound the same.

  • @RTRogers13 australian

  • @RTRogers13 coz you've met ALL british women?

    dumb cunt, look at what your saying you flop

  • @RTRogers13 it's in australia

  • @RTRogers13 u realize this video is from australia right? way different the britain

  • 2:50... Awkward Choke...

  • i was just gonna dance lol wtf

  • The woman at the end found it so awkward xD

  • they must think he is forever alone....

  • It's very hard to understand your accent!

  • His face is so serious its like he is confused his own words

  • fucking shit

  • Cactuses are so cuddly!

  • What exactly IS your job if you're always bored aha :P

  • @AseriousMatter Actually alki quit his job due to the popularity of his coning videos - so he doesnt work XD

  • @AseriousMatter This is probably his job.

  • Why don't u dance & all of your fans will b watching. I think that would b good idea....

  • haha the lady at the end was SOOO awkward!!!

  • These aren't funny anymore, not saying ur not a funny guy. Just try something different

  • ALMOST 100 VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • exquisid as always alki

  • Bravo man! Genius

  • hahahah that poor lady at the end

  • Please, alki, for your 100th video don't upload a bunch of repeated clips of people falling, coning, gnoming or whatever.

  • The URL is Screaming :L

  • I will be one of your guests bro

  • The first few were great but there dropping off a bit

  • SUPRA HAT???

  • Holding back his laughter at 3:23

  • this is funny as fuck

  • no offense, but bored at work isnt that funny

  • @REALz95 yes it is ur retardded

  • @REALz95 your not funny faggot

  • @EzzaPie Hard

  • Not even funny anymore...disappointed

  • @Bandyasss umm yes it is your retarded

  • Subtitles ?

  • what type of function is it?

    alki: ohh i was just gonna get people sitting down and watching me dance on stage. lmao could not stop laughing

  • u should ring LJ hooker and ask for a hooker

  • @EzzaPie LOL im so gunna do that!

  • where do you work?

    

  • paying people to watch you dance. i think there's a place for that.

  • like if your the 303th viewer!

  • no laptop in the background mister!

  • @116graceandglory There is, it's closed.

  • 'just partying' hahaha

  • So many awkward pauses in the last call :p

  • "We don't do hire people" "Oh I thought you hire out everything" "No not people" :D

  • "I was just gonna get people sitting and like a stage and I was just going to be dancing" haha :D

  • Alki u crack me up every time :D

  • "What do you want the 50 people to be doing?" "Just partying" :D

  • For 100th you should do SHITT-ING

  • Hope your 1--th viedeo is good! i thin k you should do .. DILDO-ING!!

  • look at the URL "FUAAAAAAAAAA"

  • @LightBulbSpray FAAAAAAAAKAA

  • @deathbyjypsy FUAAAAAAADAA

  • @LightBulbSpray what?

  • can't wait for the 100th video!!! a combnation of all the -ing's!