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  • What an horror - living in a world where you cant eat a hotdog, how can he live up with that?

  • anyone notice he didn't even eat the hot dog not even the bread.

  • urghhruhuuurghhhgaauuhh..bane

  • LOL

  • Simple solution for ya there lumpy. Stick said hotdog into blender, add cup of drinkable water, and blend it down. Get a big straw. Slurp down your "protein shake." Now, for brushing your teeth you're on your own.

  • I bey every 10 year old kid who dosent have a batman games dosent know who bane is

  • @swagersol i know bane. *brofist*

  • i swear to god if this movie show him as an moron like the last im gonna petrol bomb someones house D<

  • 0:10 BEEEEEAAAAAAN!

  • Bane: *Pushes hotdog against mask* "Grr... RRR.... RRRR!!!.... *Sniffle* I'm so hungry..."

  • I don't know why Bane would mess that up. He has daily practice that he ace's every time...

    lol

  • When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to dine.

  • BANE BANE HOTDOG HOTDOG BANE BANE HOTDOG HOTDOG BANE BANE HOTDOG HOTDOG BANE BANE HOTDOG HOTDOG

  • Wonder whose permission he asked to it.

  • Batman and Robin ruined Bane's character so badly.

  • mmmmmm muh yum mahhahah mah BANNNE

  • hom nom nom

  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO SUCCEED BANE?!

  • He didn't even eat any of it.... the wiener flew out and he just smushed the bun on his face...

  • @RedSkeletonGhost Very observant of you.

  • when gotham is ashes, you have my permission to have another hot dog

  • Bane [to Bruce]: When this hotdog is....digested, you have my permission to die.

    Bruce: Well....good luck with that then!

  • I saw that one coming.

  • thats why he is always pissed off he never could eat his hotdog

  • I half expected for him to eat the hotdog like a blender.

  • Technically this is mis-titled seeing as he never actually ate the hotdog

  • He looks like my wife, here in Kazakhstan.. ugly, strong and hairy!

  • I came for the singular purpose of seeing how it would get through the mask XD

  • Yep, on the weird part of youtube again

  • @madmonkey642 NO your own the awesome part of youtube.

  • Forever hungery :(

  • now we know why he's so pissed off!!! babyboybane just never got to eat a delicious hotdog!!! :D

  • He just wants his money back!

  • HE TRIED SO HARD!

    AND GOT SO FAR!

  • @Oroorel But in the end, nothing really matters.

  • HO. LY. SHIT

  • The title lied

  • if I failed to eat the hotdog you have permission to die

  • @AnOutlawForever99 thumbs up for his comment!

  • Was he crying?

  • I got from judge joe brown videos to this....?

  • Juggalo's are gaaaaaay!

  • No wonder he was able to eat it with that mask on, bane has a lot of experience with that sort of thing...

  • IMPOSSIBRU!!!!! WRY!!!!!!!

  • He's say baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanee­eee at final?

  • haters gonna hate

  • After he breaks the Bat, he'll break the hotdog

  • Bane: "Mask ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) y u no let me eat hotdog"

  • I laughed harder than I expected to lol.

  • A for effort!

  • Ive always wondered about that

  • FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, WEAR A F*CKING BIB YOU MESSY BASTARD!!!!

  • @GreyMessenger you made me die of laughter...

  • EEEEEEPPPPPIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCC­ FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @superpeachlogan2 No he didn't eat the hotdog he couldnt

  • And that's why he causes the next Batman movie.

  • HE DIDNT EAT THE WEENIE! :O

  • He ate the hotdog that ate batman. XD

  • This version of Bane sucks and I know it will in the film. Anyways, great video.

  • the smell of failure and mustard all over his face

  • Well, it's clear now why he's so pissed at Batman.

  • Bane does NOT eat hotdogs!!

  • Dafuq did i just watch?

  • why... is... this.... happening?

  • roflmao

  • The Hotdog is a metaphor for Batman fucking dying.

  • and how does ve puke? O_o

  • I can't believe this guy is going to headline the last christopher nolan Batman film.

  • @douglascueva What do you mean? Bane is one of his most bad ass villians. Not to be confused with that Joel Schumacher bullshit.

  • U wish u could eat a hot dog

  • I laughed more then is socially acceptable.

  • Bane will be in the next batman movie along with catwoman.... and batman

  • this honestly made me laugh like fuck. It was almost as funny as SICK CAT DANCE.

  • Bane mad. Bane can't eat hotdog!

  • He just seems so sad.

  • when Gotham is Ashes, you'll have my permission to eat the hotdog

  • Bane just wanted a hot dog. :<

  • And this gave birth to the Bad guy we all know and love

  • 36 people dropped their wieners.

  • taking a massive shit i see

    

  • he didn't even ate the sausage XD

  • How dare you compare the Christopher Nolan Bane to that lumbering dope from Batman & Robin!

  • @batmenace15 You mean the genuinely hilarious henchman character? You're right, you can't compare two thematically different characters. Both are amazing in their own ways!

  • @Denegoth "genuinely hilarious"? More like absolute abomination! Bane is one of the greatest villains to ever live, mentally a genius, physically a titan, together: practically unstoppable. Joel Shumacher reduced him to rubble by making him a complete idiotic dumb ass. Hopefully Nolan will bring terror and respect back to the name Bane.

  • @batmenace15 Maybe I would be bothered by that sort of thing if Joel Schumacher's films weren't campy and comedic and were instead serious. Just how I feel though.

  • he didn't eat the bread :(

  • @LavaXxXLamp and the meat.

  • Poor Bane...

  • i expected something fishy or pasta

  • Mustard beltch! xD

  • draw jason voorhees eating a hotdog

    

  • LOL Jugalos....

  • looks like batman won the first round :D

  • this makes me want Bane to win in Batman 3 because of this injustice that has been delt to him

  • this is pointless..... but still awsome

  • Bane: Ehehehehe.... Baaane.

  • The title is a lie, he doesn't eat the hotdog. He tries but he fails.

  • Mask Fail.

  • juggaloo??? haha Whoop WHoop:P i just kinda acknoledged the name:P

  • Atleast he tried...

  • HE DIDNT EAT THE *SAUSAGE THAT IT SAID IN THE TITLE

  • Why in the title its a hotdog, but when the uploader explains it, it`s a sausage?

  • THE TITLE IS A LIE !

  • IS THAT WHY HE HATES BATMAN SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

  • saw that coming

  • PAAAIIIIINNNNNNNN

  • when i first saw the thumb nail i thought to myself..... how the hell is the hotdog gonna go through the mask, glad to know it didn't

  • When Gotham is ashes...you'll have my permission to cook hot dogs.

  • I guess he'll have to blend it and suck it through a straw...

  • Bane doesnt use Titan or Venom ... Obviously he uses Mustard. Ba ZZING!

  • @JuggaloJoeJoe But obviously Venom is made out of mustard! That must be why he doesn't get tired of it.

  • bah ha ha ha ha!!!!!

    so funny!!

  • i think the title should be "bane tries to eat a hotdog and goes furious because hes starving to death!!" XD

  • @batfan038 are you kidding me?!?! Arghh!!!

  • BEEEEEENE

  • @1337sir LOL XD

  • @anikinskywalker32 he's a human being who uses a substance called venom to become incredibly strong. He comes from the batman comic knightfall, and is to be featured in the 2012 movie the dark knight rises

  • @theawesomest01 he won't use venom in the dark knight rises

  • @theawesomest01 Even though he stopped using venom a long time ago. He's just known for it.

  • That was funny, man! I liked it

  • He should have broke the hot dog salesman

  • wait so, what exactly is Bane?

  • lol

    

  • Some sort of horrible squid monster why not?

  • Met 't verkeerde been uit bed gestapt...

  • Hahaha

  • So...how does he eat?

  • 熱狗令一個偉人(壞)誕生了

  • Boogle.

  • BANE DOES NOT EAT HOTDOGS.....OR NACHOS!!!

  • only the new bane would starve. classic comic mask bane would be fine to dine.

  • I guess that mask is the "Bane" of his existence..

  • @Xestantial YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • Damn mask being closes and what not

  • And so Bane died from starvation and Batman never got a broken leg

  • When the hotdog is....ashes, then you'll have my permission to die.

  • HE sound like he is constipated!

  • I think he said "pain"

  • Sight... I miss the old Bane...

  • No bane is a mob boss

  • I miss the days when Bane was a luchador.

  • Im on the weird side of youtube again!!!

  • video should be called 'Bane Attempts to eat a heatdog' ..

  • you guys should watch the video bain is about to pop...crazy shi*t

  • My bad I was typing fast u know what I meant

  • And thats why bane is evil.

  • No where near as good as batman ears a hotdog

  • @Tyler9761 Lol he ears a hotdog

  • Hot Dot: 1, Bane: 0?

    U HUNGRY BRO?

  • Poor

  • U MAD BRO???

  • I'm surprised this doesn't have a million views yet

  • this is what Bane did before destroying the football field

  • haha he raged

  • Hotdog: 1

    Bane: 0.5

  • Dude he only took 1 bite

  • Lol Goatse mouth

    

  • ...you realize he has an exceptionally high IQ.

  • @VinnyVanYiffy It's the Bane from Batman and Robin.

  • @themasterofallkings oh... that was a problem. He was also greenish though. But he was hilarious in YTP: Mr. Freeze's Shit Flavored Frosties

  • When the hotdog is eaten, you have my permission to die!

  • Lightning Bolt : WHY AM I HERE???

  • well... He'll try. :(

  • Bane: If i take off this mask it would be very painful..... For that HOTDOG!

  • The title lied...

  • translation:"When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die"

    or something...i dont know

  • Hotdog: ABANDON SHIP!

  • STERRROIDDSS.......