Simple solution for ya there lumpy. Stick said hotdog into blender, add cup of drinkable water, and blend it down. Get a big straw. Slurp down your "protein shake." Now, for brushing your teeth you're on your own.
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@batmenace15 You mean the genuinely hilarious henchman character? You're right, you can't compare two thematically different characters. Both are amazing in their own ways!
@Denegoth "genuinely hilarious"? More like absolute abomination! Bane is one of the greatest villains to ever live, mentally a genius, physically a titan, together: practically unstoppable. Joel Shumacher reduced him to rubble by making him a complete idiotic dumb ass. Hopefully Nolan will bring terror and respect back to the name Bane.
@batmenace15 Maybe I would be bothered by that sort of thing if Joel Schumacher's films weren't campy and comedic and were instead serious. Just how I feel though.
@anikinskywalker32 he's a human being who uses a substance called venom to become incredibly strong. He comes from the batman comic knightfall, and is to be featured in the 2012 movie the dark knight rises
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What an horror - living in a world where you cant eat a hotdog, how can he live up with that?
Manolo2k 14 hours ago
anyone notice he didn't even eat the hot dog not even the bread.
shawnajeinga 21 hours ago
urghhruhuuurghhhgaauuhh..bane
wjsvalderrama 23 hours ago
LOL
JohnOneStyle 1 day ago
Simple solution for ya there lumpy. Stick said hotdog into blender, add cup of drinkable water, and blend it down. Get a big straw. Slurp down your "protein shake." Now, for brushing your teeth you're on your own.
Ironcabbit 1 day ago
I bey every 10 year old kid who dosent have a batman games dosent know who bane is
swagersol 1 day ago
@swagersol i know bane. *brofist*
awezumify 21 hours ago
i swear to god if this movie show him as an moron like the last im gonna petrol bomb someones house D<
KrimHyu 1 day ago
0:10 BEEEEEAAAAAAN!
iEpicFailAtYoutubing 1 day ago
Bane: *Pushes hotdog against mask* "Grr... RRR.... RRRR!!!.... *Sniffle* I'm so hungry..."
KHMDarkness 2 days ago
I don't know why Bane would mess that up. He has daily practice that he ace's every time...
lol
EagleSpirit88 2 days ago
When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to dine.
ONlSan 2 days ago 6
BANE BANE HOTDOG HOTDOG BANE BANE HOTDOG HOTDOG BANE BANE HOTDOG HOTDOG BANE BANE HOTDOG HOTDOG
Myusernameisodd 2 days ago
Wonder whose permission he asked to it.
RandomnessManify 2 days ago
Batman and Robin ruined Bane's character so badly.
CheetosForBreakfast 3 days ago
mmmmmm muh yum mahhahah mah BANNNE
kingbats45 3 days ago
hom nom nom
TheSoldierCore 3 days ago
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO SUCCEED BANE?!
kxmode 3 days ago
He didn't even eat any of it.... the wiener flew out and he just smushed the bun on his face...
RedSkeletonGhost 3 days ago
@RedSkeletonGhost Very observant of you.
idleoffury 3 days ago
when gotham is ashes, you have my permission to have another hot dog
bajsibyxan900 3 days ago
Bane [to Bruce]: When this hotdog is....digested, you have my permission to die.
Bruce: Well....good luck with that then!
GrandJediMaster7860 3 days ago 4
I saw that one coming.
TheMonkeyWithTheHat 3 days ago
thats why he is always pissed off he never could eat his hotdog
sodomproplayer12 3 days ago
I half expected for him to eat the hotdog like a blender.
OwlheadAthena 3 days ago
Technically this is mis-titled seeing as he never actually ate the hotdog
MIGHTYBOOSCH198 4 days ago
He looks like my wife, here in Kazakhstan.. ugly, strong and hairy!
Varodunham92 4 days ago
I came for the singular purpose of seeing how it would get through the mask XD
TheEtesian 4 days ago
Yep, on the weird part of youtube again
madmonkey642 4 days ago
@madmonkey642 NO your own the awesome part of youtube.
TheSkesh 4 days ago
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You get hungry after fighting and breaking the Batman's back.
AgentOfWEST 4 days ago
Forever hungery :(
PS3poopychocolatez 5 days ago
now we know why he's so pissed off!!! babyboybane just never got to eat a delicious hotdog!!! :D
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TheCamaleonMaligno 5 days ago
He just wants his money back!
TheKlokmen 5 days ago
HE TRIED SO HARD!
AND GOT SO FAR!
Oroorel 5 days ago
@Oroorel But in the end, nothing really matters.
AZproductions117 4 days ago
HO. LY. SHIT
Lavaguide 5 days ago
The title lied
alwaysmaggot11 6 days ago
if I failed to eat the hotdog you have permission to die
AnOutlawForever99 6 days ago
@AnOutlawForever99 thumbs up for his comment!
darknight014 5 days ago
Was he crying?
sladikk 6 days ago
I got from judge joe brown videos to this....?
cruell194 6 days ago
Juggalo's are gaaaaaay!
TheJhon6969 6 days ago
No wonder he was able to eat it with that mask on, bane has a lot of experience with that sort of thing...
EagleSpirit88 6 days ago
IMPOSSIBRU!!!!! WRY!!!!!!!
Altair0115 1 week ago
He's say baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneeeee at final?
surginou123 1 week ago
haters gonna hate
HappyTofu11 1 week ago
After he breaks the Bat, he'll break the hotdog
samsherberts 1 week ago
Bane: "Mask ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) y u no let me eat hotdog"
MissingnoUploader 1 week ago
I laughed harder than I expected to lol.
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minnesotacamper 1 week ago
A for effort!
TheBansheeBomb 1 week ago
Ive always wondered about that
fakemadereal 1 week ago
FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, WEAR A F*CKING BIB YOU MESSY BASTARD!!!!
GreyMessenger 1 week ago 96
@GreyMessenger you made me die of laughter...
iEpicFailAtYoutubing 1 day ago
EEEEEEPPPPPIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCC FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xknightmare013 1 week ago
@superpeachlogan2 No he didn't eat the hotdog he couldnt
ExtremeTG 1 week ago
And that's why he causes the next Batman movie.
Quigster23 1 week ago
HE DIDNT EAT THE WEENIE! :O
m3xicanvoodoo22 1 week ago
He ate the hotdog that ate batman. XD
superpeachlogan2 1 week ago
This version of Bane sucks and I know it will in the film. Anyways, great video.
bigmacsama 1 week ago
the smell of failure and mustard all over his face
WnxBawjer 1 week ago
Well, it's clear now why he's so pissed at Batman.
ginnoveffect 1 week ago
Bane does NOT eat hotdogs!!
SeriousMelih 1 week ago
Dafuq did i just watch?
ZombieSlayer9804 1 week ago
why... is... this.... happening?
TheyFramedVader 1 week ago
roflmao
shmekershmek 1 week ago
The Hotdog is a metaphor for Batman fucking dying.
HeyItsCdub 1 week ago
and how does ve puke? O_o
lalilalastyle 1 week ago
I can't believe this guy is going to headline the last christopher nolan Batman film.
douglascueva 1 week ago
@douglascueva What do you mean? Bane is one of his most bad ass villians. Not to be confused with that Joel Schumacher bullshit.
Uberboy07 1 week ago
U wish u could eat a hot dog
JPS118Z 2 weeks ago
I laughed more then is socially acceptable.
AdeebJaber 2 weeks ago
Bane will be in the next batman movie along with catwoman.... and batman
TheDuckmage 2 weeks ago
this honestly made me laugh like fuck. It was almost as funny as SICK CAT DANCE.
chaser4848 2 weeks ago
Bane mad. Bane can't eat hotdog!
DaveThePuppetGuy 2 weeks ago
He just seems so sad.
DomanickX 2 weeks ago
when Gotham is Ashes, you'll have my permission to eat the hotdog
sidoghosh 2 weeks ago
Bane just wanted a hot dog. :<
ac120479 2 weeks ago
And this gave birth to the Bad guy we all know and love
JudasCrusader 2 weeks ago
36 people dropped their wieners.
BitchcakesMcDoogle 2 weeks ago
taking a massive shit i see
Iceroozer 2 weeks ago
he didn't even ate the sausage XD
LegoMachinimer787 2 weeks ago
How dare you compare the Christopher Nolan Bane to that lumbering dope from Batman & Robin!
batmenace15 2 weeks ago
@batmenace15 You mean the genuinely hilarious henchman character? You're right, you can't compare two thematically different characters. Both are amazing in their own ways!
Denegoth 2 weeks ago
@Denegoth "genuinely hilarious"? More like absolute abomination! Bane is one of the greatest villains to ever live, mentally a genius, physically a titan, together: practically unstoppable. Joel Shumacher reduced him to rubble by making him a complete idiotic dumb ass. Hopefully Nolan will bring terror and respect back to the name Bane.
batmenace15 2 weeks ago
@batmenace15 Maybe I would be bothered by that sort of thing if Joel Schumacher's films weren't campy and comedic and were instead serious. Just how I feel though.
Denegoth 2 weeks ago
he didn't eat the bread :(
LavaXxXLamp 2 weeks ago
@LavaXxXLamp and the meat.
munguntulga 2 weeks ago
Poor Bane...
JustinCage56 2 weeks ago
i expected something fishy or pasta
MyCrysisman 2 weeks ago
Mustard beltch! xD
CrystalWing216 2 weeks ago
draw jason voorhees eating a hotdog
yoyo89614 2 weeks ago
LOL Jugalos....
pRKvlogsnupdates 2 weeks ago
looks like batman won the first round :D
mitie23 2 weeks ago
this makes me want Bane to win in Batman 3 because of this injustice that has been delt to him
TGtornadoe 2 weeks ago
this is pointless..... but still awsome
MASTERofsaintsrow2 2 weeks ago
Bane: Ehehehehe.... Baaane.
heavyd2400 3 weeks ago
The title is a lie, he doesn't eat the hotdog. He tries but he fails.
Bartman954 3 weeks ago
Mask Fail.
MrTriplexi 3 weeks ago
juggaloo??? haha Whoop WHoop:P i just kinda acknoledged the name:P
dannys1andonlyfan 3 weeks ago
Atleast he tried...
WolfTrucker92 3 weeks ago 130
HE DIDNT EAT THE *SAUSAGE THAT IT SAID IN THE TITLE
DarkChoclatewithtop 3 weeks ago
Why in the title its a hotdog, but when the uploader explains it, it`s a sausage?
BuddyBuddy22 3 weeks ago
THE TITLE IS A LIE !
TheAgol07 3 weeks ago
IS THAT WHY HE HATES BATMAN SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
theinvincibleone23 3 weeks ago
saw that coming
DarkSignal59 3 weeks ago
PAAAIIIIINNNNNNNN
UBConquered 3 weeks ago
when i first saw the thumb nail i thought to myself..... how the hell is the hotdog gonna go through the mask, glad to know it didn't
cheonxxx 3 weeks ago
When Gotham is ashes...you'll have my permission to cook hot dogs.
Jackw00pw00p2 3 weeks ago
I guess he'll have to blend it and suck it through a straw...
RarelyEvil 3 weeks ago
Bane doesnt use Titan or Venom ... Obviously he uses Mustard. Ba ZZING!
JuggaloJoeJoe 3 weeks ago 141
@JuggaloJoeJoe But obviously Venom is made out of mustard! That must be why he doesn't get tired of it.
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MyleneJ 3 weeks ago
bah ha ha ha ha!!!!!
so funny!!
fusionfallsnow82 3 weeks ago
i think the title should be "bane tries to eat a hotdog and goes furious because hes starving to death!!" XD
omegacrafter100 3 weeks ago
@batfan038 are you kidding me?!?! Arghh!!!
theawesomest01 3 weeks ago
BEEEEEENE
1337sir 3 weeks ago
@1337sir LOL XD
Strawhatninja89 3 weeks ago
@Strawhatninja89 XD
1337sir 3 weeks ago
@anikinskywalker32 he's a human being who uses a substance called venom to become incredibly strong. He comes from the batman comic knightfall, and is to be featured in the 2012 movie the dark knight rises
theawesomest01 3 weeks ago
@theawesomest01 he won't use venom in the dark knight rises
batfan038 3 weeks ago
@theawesomest01 Even though he stopped using venom a long time ago. He's just known for it.
DjangoEX 3 weeks ago
That was funny, man! I liked it
Zapinc9 3 weeks ago
He should have broke the hot dog salesman
nb45001 3 weeks ago
wait so, what exactly is Bane?
anikinskywalker32 3 weeks ago
lol
chivitita100 3 weeks ago
Some sort of horrible squid monster why not?
The13thclam 3 weeks ago
Met 't verkeerde been uit bed gestapt...
Smartzenegger 3 weeks ago
Hahaha
jsDX11 3 weeks ago
So...how does he eat?
sladikk 3 weeks ago
熱狗令一個偉人(壞)誕生了
redofsnake 3 weeks ago
Boogle.
Whyamibzsdmh 3 weeks ago
BANE DOES NOT EAT HOTDOGS.....OR NACHOS!!!
LoneRebelX 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JuggaloJoeJoe
only the new bane would starve. classic comic mask bane would be fine to dine.
NerdPrinces 4 weeks ago
I guess that mask is the "Bane" of his existence..
Xestantial 4 weeks ago
@Xestantial YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Katingaan 4 weeks ago
Damn mask being closes and what not
minhmook 4 weeks ago
And so Bane died from starvation and Batman never got a broken leg
mdizzle999872 4 weeks ago
When the hotdog is....ashes, then you'll have my permission to die.
Bartman954 4 weeks ago 66
HE sound like he is constipated!
DrAwesome9090 1 month ago
I think he said "pain"
lukeman61497 1 month ago
Sight... I miss the old Bane...
Catface2781 1 month ago
No bane is a mob boss
mymalovenaka 1 month ago
I miss the days when Bane was a luchador.
VintageBalderdash 1 month ago
Im on the weird side of youtube again!!!
MrDaddy1122 1 month ago
video should be called 'Bane Attempts to eat a heatdog' ..
Frixcon 1 month ago
you guys should watch the video bain is about to pop...crazy shi*t
ThePeopleneedhelp 1 month ago
My bad I was typing fast u know what I meant
Tyler9761 1 month ago
And thats why bane is evil.
ThisSilentG 1 month ago
No where near as good as batman ears a hotdog
Tyler9761 1 month ago
@Tyler9761 Lol he ears a hotdog
XxWolfangCerberusxX 1 month ago
Hot Dot: 1, Bane: 0?
U HUNGRY BRO?
TheAkatsuki10 1 month ago
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When the hotdog is eaten, you have my permission to die.
libextremist 1 month ago
Poor
sammydavie08 1 month ago
U MAD BRO???
Bj900h4x0r 1 month ago
I'm surprised this doesn't have a million views yet
creedjeremy 1 month ago
this is what Bane did before destroying the football field
creedjeremy 1 month ago 30
haha he raged
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saberkatana1 1 month ago
Hotdog: 1
Bane: 0.5
MrNaruto875 1 month ago
Dude he only took 1 bite
Shredder7O 1 month ago
Lol Goatse mouth
DemomanX614 1 month ago
...you realize he has an exceptionally high IQ.
VinnyVanYiffy 1 month ago 61
@VinnyVanYiffy It's the Bane from Batman and Robin.
themasterofallkings 3 weeks ago
@themasterofallkings oh... that was a problem. He was also greenish though. But he was hilarious in YTP: Mr. Freeze's Shit Flavored Frosties
VinnyVanYiffy 3 weeks ago
When the hotdog is eaten, you have my permission to die!
Iamnotanumber1072 1 month ago
Lightning Bolt : WHY AM I HERE???
CreatureTutorials 1 month ago
well... He'll try. :(
Spar551 1 month ago
Bane: If i take off this mask it would be very painful..... For that HOTDOG!
Se7enBeatleofDoom 1 month ago 4
@Se7enBeatleofDoom lawl
LobsterPotsticker 1 month ago
The title lied...
cobaltfirewarrior 1 month ago 64
translation:"When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die"
or something...i dont know
jellysnoman 1 month ago
Hotdog: ABANDON SHIP!
Ravengaurd6 1 month ago
STERRROIDDSS.......
technonickhun 1 month ago