Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe: Twinkle Tits

[reagansmash9000]

0:51 it's burnt face man !!! :-D

[BTZlikesyourmum]

Creepiest thing I have ever seen.

[inoXkiba1134]

@BTZlikesyourmum not as creepy as salad fingers xD

[captainroger]

Very Monty Python on the ending!

"Sorry stop that right here! We shall have none of that! I thought this program was about teeth anyway! Go on talk about teeth!"*walks off*

"But what about my rustic monologue? Thats the last time im sleeping with that producer!"

CLASSIC!

Heres a docu-comedy sitcom/soap...guy and girl meet (classic) they hate each others guts at the start (Classic) then end up in bed (CLASSIC!)....Its called "The Rapist."

[SatanRobot]

LOL

[tommyycore]

I'm all grown up now daddy

[YaoiVixen401]

That voice...could it be....SALAD FINGERS?!?!?

That would be hilarious!

[SuperDethclock]

@YaoiVixen401 of course it's salad finger david firth made salad fingers

[YaoiVixen401]

@SuperDethclock

I totally didn't know that. I mean, I thought it from time to time. Considering the drawing style for Salad Fingers and those used for these skits in Charle Brooker's show is beyond 'just alike'. But I never truely 'thought' about it until I stopped paying attention to what the people were saying and just to the voices.

[skellington93]

i'm all grown up now, daddy

[HomebrandMusic01]

i like big scrotums

[WaffleXmonster13]

David Firth has the kind of voice that's great for television.

[noutjie]

it's funny

but it's also damn creepy

[RH98]

Her dad is Friedrich Nietzsche?

[gooder654]

omg

[HTFAmvs]

HOLY CRAP! xD

[kurox67]

funny as hell

[alkx4444]

haha!!! lolz!!! twinkle tits.

[xXCamillaFawnXx]

I want that bra.

Hey why do guys have nipples then?....

[davidk911]

because when you are in the womb you are technicly a female until the male hormone is introduced

[xXCamillaFawnXx]

Oh right, good point! I'd forgotten about that =P

[cwilbr]

Actually, we are hermaphrodite in the womb until the hormones kick in which causes us to become male or female. The clitoris is a left-over penis. The line that separates the testes is the left-over vagina...etc You can work out the rest of the anatomy yourself. :)

[LanceCorporalEngland]

@cwilbr

Close, but we actually all start out female until testosterone kicks in, changing some of us into females.

[LanceCorporalEngland]

@xXCamillaFawnXx

Jut a useless trait that evolution hasn't had time to get rid of yet. They'll be gone from males sooner or later.

[Norm1011616]

That'll be twinkle tit....ssss.

[Gellis2009]

lmao david firth is such a legend

[MiyuYamazakiGAL101]

indeed my friend, indeed.

[LogXDLady]

Built-in rifle!

[A736staz]

0.31 is so fucked up

[puremonky123]

rofl nice

[AbsolutelyAblative]

I still need those stabiliser wheels.

[Bollo247]

i love burnt face man and salad fingers but this is slightly too disturbing for my liking, weird because i don't mind salad fingers.

[FredSpade]

The yes/no machine... brilliant!

[TheOrangePanda]

burnt face man?!

[Burnzy8418]

David Firth and Charlie Brooker .. the duo. (H)

[BiliousTrumpstaine]

Brilliant dave, i see WMG are screwing with your stuff too though, the cheeky bastards!

[NEWTIGERDUDY]

always a snug fit!

[BrendanIsCool]

that'll be twinkle tit...s

[Superperson7]

LMAO!!! XD

What young girl doesn't want one of those?! =p

[ExileSkim58]

this made me geek out so bad

[BIGMikeYEAH]

brilliant.

[actresstobe]

Why is it like Salad Fingers?

[VanguardBeta]

Because it's made by David Firth who also made Salad Fingers.

[acidfart6400]

0_o

[RAF1996]

it's the guy from salad fingers.

[boihaggos1]

the person at the start speaks to fast

[limpicatto]

And he moves like he needs to go to the bathroom.

[boihaggos1]

yh he does lol

[benedicttucker]

thats charlie brooker and its called a toilet.

[Dannythebruce]

Actually it's called a lavatory...

[Brenho]

I think you'll find its a shitter

[3314ashley]

Neighbour's front garden...

[MentalMaladies]

It's deliberate.

[naruto32294]

i love this!!!!

[xJazvindax]

its hilarious, but wierd, "im all gown up now daddy(BREATH)"

[jajer]

David Firth has a freaky voice.

[LouFarlow]

Agreed.

[NaddiiSpud]

It sounds more like Devvo (obvs not Devvo but the guy who plays him) :/

[MaxVdub]

@jajer A beautiful voice you mean.



[HaniiPuppy]

@jajer If he didn't, Saladfingers wouldn't be as awesome xD

[PureOrganics]

I did love training bras. For a few days. O_o Nah just messing, this is genius.

[toolband79]

I have always been a fan of David Firth. Great Vid.

[MoonfangOfHowlPack]

LOL!

[Lammington2]

That was singularly disturbing.

I love it.

[anifan98]

Wouldn't it be great if all bras had an in-built rifle? so that anytime some dickhead is being a jerk around you, just blow him away! (and I don't believe in reincarnation) =)

[gandalfy]

am all grown up now dadee

[jpeter01]

built-in rifle :)

[M3ridius]

Looks like he's *crowing down* XD

[MissHi777]

I LOVE IT!!!! Tey sould make a line of Twinkel Tits Training Bras!!!

[PowerShock74]

Don't worry, shoot them down with a built-in rifle.

WTF a Rifle

[spretten]

lolol the dad's hair and mustache is so hilarious!!

[frezerburntskinnycow]

Always a snug fit, that'll be Twinkle Tit...s

I'm all grown up now, daddy

David Firth made Salad Fingers... search salad fingers, I'm going to marry him one day

[pussylumpessru]

david firth or salad fingers?? cuz if u do any.. eW THER SO DAMN UGLY!lol

[hornysheep82]

i think youll find he is MINE *growls*

=D

[wiicow]

yesno machine lol

[coochieXeater]

love it

[SouthSideWestBlood]

without Firth...da world just aint da same to me...

[antipixel]

wow charlie brooker.. AND dave firth. oh, so so good

[adonis1077]

its the twisted funnily voiced insane sex!

[bluebruisedmushroom]

omg...hahahaha

[grwef]

ha-haaaa....BBC broadcast some dreadful odd things don' they?

[adonis1077]

to yourself?

[SivVicious]

firth u ledge

[avillabona]

YES i agree SO is mine

[firesaidbybeavis]

WTF is your problem why don't you shut the hell up noone cares about your dick

fuckface

[WrongHeaded07]

I crack up at the way he adds the S to Twinke Tit.

[reelman64]

thank god for him

i shudder to think of a world without salad fingers

[wemopunk2]

i love this vid.

[Spike1885]

too funny, cept for the crow death.

[lcx0r]

Bloody hilarious :) In a Firth's manner. Gooooood one :)

[utubeuyou]

Love it! Creative thinking!

[flyinforjesus93]

lol!!

[marky2112]

Love firth. Hard to imagine life before Salad Fingers.

[marty7595]

love it

[frostiestastegreat]

it sounds like devvo doing the voice a bit

[zacharyvince]

it is! the guy who makes these animations is the character "Devvo"

[3njoyit]

Yeah

[pimpmyclown]

nah David Firth doesn't play Devvo, its his friend. But yeh Devvo is one of David Firths productions.

[Unc0nscious]

Now now, Firth is a good animator, but I wouldn't go as far as to say he was amazing.

Keep up the good work; doki, and expect a hell lotta 5's on Newgrounds. ;)

[zomgmbie]

FUCK I LOVE DAVID

[BioHaXX]

shoot them down with... the built in rifle!

[Flossiecat]

Always a snug fit, that's Twinkle Tit...s

I love that. Genius.

[MysteryDisguise]

ummm, i think the yes/no machine is defective. what happens if it says yes? still right in the trash.

[Doki66]

If it says yes, a hidden pipe takes it to a board of suited question-men, who will thoroughly check that every second of it is suited to the targeted demographic.

[joetomw222]

Exactly what i was thinking david! when are you gona upload your texture machine vid on fat-pie or ur youtube mate?

[Doki66]

I'm doing a cartoon for all four episodes of the current series of Screenwipe. I get a week to do each animation and I'm going to put them all up on fat-pie when I'm done. Be patient. The quality will be better than the ones ripped from the TV.

[joetomw222]

Ok lol you into Charlie Brookers stuff then? i found out he directed nathan barley which is absloute class you into that kind of program you know the same as mighty boosh,it crowd, and that?

[biohazardoussnark]

Only four episodes? That's rubbish.

[andyee]

Yeah I know :( They will be back later this year. I guess they don't want to go overboard.

[CACKFUCKINGCACK]

that charlie whatshisname is a tosser, i wanna smack him for being an annoying shite pile. david firth is awesome!

[Geozone]

...wtf? lol

[ShakeITyEA]

lol nais

[monstersocks72]

awesome

[morgantheballoonman]

I'm all grown up now, daddy.

[ashleylynnjoan]

My goodness this man is talented!!

[unhallowed45]

tip of the hat for Firth. Cheers

[LHSMGor]

Hehe.

This one's more true, but it's still weird.

[kemipops]

I Love the voice he does for Girls.

[noxiscool]

Hmm... Pesky Crows eh? Good thing We got the miss's twinkle tits eh? No more stealing pensioner's spectacles with twinkle tits

[jonwright666]

more burnt face man!!!

[deathwontholdyou]

lmao, the "yes no" machine

long live david firth's cartoons

[luttman23]

Davith Fith is a good boy you hear, a good boy.

[BlackPinkAndFurry]

David Firth is my GOD! ^^

[ievolver]

I love this. I cant stop wathing it.

[trafford95]

David Firth is FUCKING AMAZING ROFL

[anothercheater]

nice

[luhmaw]

bee of womanhood .. haaaa what's that in ur head sir ?

very funny though

[elementuk]

I LOVE david firth! I'd kiss hiss piss!!! hahahaha

[IShagSheep]

I just bloody can't fault it

[KitaFur]

Absolutely freaking hilarious XD

[OmegaZombie]

Well done David, as usual.

[schitzophrenicJesus]

I think the gods must of sent him

[millward467]

david firth.... legend.

[decharnex]

I think Edward Gorey would approve of the mustache.

[GhostUnit87]

fucking brilliant....cockpiss,weedshit­e...

[Kioneb]

XD LOL ... =.= ... damn that reminds me i should go start working on my flashys

[androx17]

hot piss

[LIVEVILIVE]

Firth is the fuckin Bob Dylan of cartoon makers.just when you thihkn hes gonna be folk forever he breaks out an elec guitar and pisses off his fans but they eventually see like Dylans,Firths never one dimentional!!

[stonecoldjaw2000]

Brilliant.

[dcro202]

Dave's vids make me want to kick puppies! Good shit.

[hate13]

david firth.... legend.

[calo]

gold!

[CareBearCountdown]

i LOVE david fuckin firth! holy motherfuckin shit! anyway, i hope to see some more of his animations, as i miss them greatly and grow weary of the old ones.

[SaitanMar]

David Firth as the most interest imagination in the world. He rocks

[gandalfy]

I'm all grown up now, daddee

[Xstudios]

Firth is a legend, a legend of distugsting yet funny animations.

Keep it up!

[Calamarhi]

David, ShadowUser here. Ex Owner Of Fat-Pie forums. Love the little short.. I've become a fan again. Make more you feg.

[mrmaffoo]

david firth is such a sickhead. check out www.sickanimation.com. crowing down

[andyjjones]

hahahahahahahahhahaha. lolsors!

[k0rner]

Finally a new David Firth video! It was alright... I laughed once. Thanks for uploading biohazard because it might've been TV only. Anyway Doki's getting even more famous now!

[coreygatto]

THIS VIDEO IS A GOD

[InVigor8]

been a while on new stuff from him, good to see some.

[jandyproductions]

yes. yes he was.

[ffsusernamestaken]

yay. more sick shit from david firth

[MeowMixerGuy]

this has nothing 2 do with salad fingers

[tomharding]

well noticed Sherlock.

[biohazardoussnark]

Not directly no, but it's made by the same person, and so I put salad fingers into the keywords as someone who likes salas fingers may also enjoy this.

[Houlilala]

Firth, you've done it again!

[tomwhyte]

urweirdm8

[MyNameIsMerrick]

Jerry jackson rocks i piss myself!

I'm merrick in jerry jackson send me emails on newsies and its

[effzehn]

lolzords

[transplants125]

cos ya gay son

[biohazardoussnark]

Oh right, cool.

[Paulhomes]

lol

[thisxcharmingman]

are all david firth fans like this?

[transplants125]

get some more jerry jackson on..i rele dont care about anything on fatpie other than jerry jackson

[biohazardoussnark]

Why are you telling me this? I'm not David Firth.

[branflake0]

HO HO HO! MERRY PISSMAN! JerRyns jacKsnms iS RATE gOod! but u aRe thE bestns mR. cHocla MaN

[deadgirlsdontxsayno]

Love iiiiiit

[zaigoat666]

...I NeED mOre... gOt tO 'aVe mOre SaLad fIngeRs aS w3ll... ToO mUch TimE bEtweEn AniMatIOns... KeEp feEding Me sTrange CarToOns Mr. FiRth... ThaNx..

[purebaldness]

what's with the dodgy typing?

[Paulhomes]

he was pleasuring himself while typing, its hard, i have tryed it, TWICE!

[Paulhomes]

Was He Really?

[Paulhomes]

yes, Yes He Was