No poofters is a preference choice, and you don't want to scare a homophobe, yes poofters is equally a choice, choose any one you want, it's OK to like or dislike poofters. :)
Very clever, and very obvious satire. It's funny that most of my fellow Aussie commenters on Youtube are exactly the sort of idiots this film makes fun of.
That's right you homophobic, racist, Muslim hating morons; you're so stupid and predictable that a film from almost 40 years ago is taking the piss out of you.
@ozoneocean whats wrong with being anti faggot, racist and anti muslim? its natural, its common sense, arseholes are for shitting not rooting, races belong in their own countries, and muslims have no place here, your left wing bullshit is predictable
Regardless of all the negativity contained in the previous comments (including my own - sorry), it should be noted that this scene from the movie is satirising the Oz immigration department, in fact the entire movie was satire written to ridicule the Oz "culture". Luckily, Australians like to laugh at themselves, but it does get tiresome when people, whose own "cultures" have unique quirks bordering on dysfunctionality, laugh too loudly or too pointedly.
@AhzekAhriman1 We are very open and welcoming to homosexuals. Unless you have visited my country, don't judge us on a video that was made long ago. That goes for everyone else who hates Australia. Your country is just as bad as mine.
LOL damn cocky Australians! Although they are not having a nice tim ewith mother nature right now...(I hear of a large hurricane about to hit) Hope as many people as possible are safe from the trials and dangers. You have have my prayers from Canada. And by the way, the Australian talk show host in this clup looks like Richard Gere doesn't he???
LOL is the truth. Many people world wide wouldn't know just how 'tongue in cheek' this is . . these movies were pure cheek at the old UK. Truth is that Aussies are still very attached to our pom brethren. There really is a lot of good will between Aussies and Brittish, and also with Canadians. Canada is special to us in North America . . a lot of history there.
No Poofders allowed! To the comments about how crap out immigration is...well... the country only allows non-white - non-english people. They dont allow white people who are educated into the country. Pauline Hanson wanted to stop the influx of these uneducated third world countries people. She wanted immigration to allow educated people.
@claudefrog Because we're really quite full here in Australia...Our mass expanses of absolutely nothing are in very real threat from people who come here to learn our language, culture and GET education that they then contribute and give back. So yes, fuck them and their unfortunate ways. I mean.. they're only whinging about being cut-short, having no education, no chances of progress in life. I say fuck them off. Because the first thing this country needs are more assholes like you.
@Inphatuation Wake up to yourself! Look around you and go into the streets and see what these people are like. They dont work, they go on the dole, they bring their extended family over to go on dole, they commit crime and they dont assimilate to the Australian way of life. Its people like you that are causing the demise of this once great nation. Pull your head in!
@claudefrog so what the hell have you contributed to our nation? As a 6th generation Aussie I find you an embarrassment. Go back to NAZI Germany you pill.
@claudefrog Wake up to yourself you ignorant wang. PLENTY of people who are born in this country from "white wholesome" families grow up to be nothing more than dole bludging assholes who commit crime and actually don't fit in society either. What you attribute to people from other countries is in fact something that occurs in any ethnicity. And this Country is more than a great nation. Minus you and people who think like you, we'd be outstanding. Pull your own head in you obnoxious racist.
@Inphatuation i didnt say they didnt. although there is a big difference, they are not johnny come lately's! Why should we bring the burden of the third world into our great nation? Why, because there is a small outspoken minority of left wing bleeding heart communist poofders like yourself who wont stop until you get your way.
@claudefrog No but you focus on those who aren't white. Whether you're born here on not doesn't make being an asshole acceptable you illiterate twat. And if you paid attention to ANYTHING, you'd know that the seemingly small minority of left wing communists are the majority. Plus you stupid ignorant douche-canoe, next time you make fun of my sexuality at least have the literacy skills you claim to have and spell poofter right. Stop being a racist fuck-twat and start contributing yourself.
Funny....John Le Mesuier, undertaking the quiz....... was one of Englands Old Poofs from years ago..... well known around live Theatres of days gone by.
@PoliticalExile3 Your right they must also know about Social Security payments, Public Housing, Free Hospitals to get into Oz. Its a joke I know a Chinese lady brings old parents here after 2 yrs pension. Old man owns two housese in Beijing worth 1/2 mill $. His Chinese Doc said he has cancer gets Public housing after 3 wks. Has divorced 75yr old wife & brought in 30yr old on his Aussie permanent residence. The girl is now on Centrelink as she claimed the 75yr old guy bashed her. Bloody joke!
All pommies are bastards, bastards or worse and England is the arse hole of the universe. Just jokeing I like the Poms (great nation) they use to have a great sense of humour before the politically correct Fun Police ruined a great country.Little Britain shows they can still turn out good comedy.
Dear me I was expecting some strong comments on here - but I think everyone needs to calm down a bit.
I would suggest that everyone respects each others right to be individuals whether they are Gay Lesbian, straight, bisexual, whatever - any intelligent person would understand this - without resorting to violent comments which seem a bit of a contradiction when mentioning God in the same sentence.
Lev 20:13 KJV - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
Lev 20:13 KJV - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
Rom 1:27 KJV - And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Rom 1:32 KJV - Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
@gatorz27 well mate if thats what the bible says, its a fucking load of fucking shit, trust dumb cunts like you to take literaly, the fucking bible was written by stupid bigots like you, no God had anything to do with it, the day people wake up and relise that will be when the world becomes a much better place to live.
I'm finding all this god rubbish and nasty comments all on the bottom of a Barry McKenzie clip hilarious! I'm not sure what any of it has to do with a classic aussie film, but you kids keep at it eh?
Obviously Monty Python copied this idea from "Barry McKenzie Holds His Own". I hope Baz Humphries was paid royalties. Surprised the Pythons lapsed into plagiarism here.
Even if you are a blatent homophobe, how could you posibly compare it to rape or pedophilia both of which emotionally scar the victims to an extreem extent. The worst a gay person has sex with a concenting partner of the same sex, which if it harms anyone harms them. so even if you're going to be a horrible bigot there's no reason to compare a reasonable lifestyle choice with the worst crimes that exist.
You're a Fag? and I should be shot.? You sicko's are molesting people and spreading your filthy diseases and filthy perverion upon others and calling it Normal and I should be Shot? What the hell is the world coming to, Is there anyone Moral left in this society or is everyone dumbed down sheep brainwashed by the Media. Does anybody think for themselves anymore. Fuck me. For your own childrens sake at least, Wake up and stand up against these Sodomites.
But, shoishk, I hardly know you! But it definitely sounds like you're in need of a good hard shafting from someone. Only a closet queen could rant like this about gays. People secure in their own heterosexuality don't care what gays do or don't do. Go out and get laid by a big, burly truckdriver, shoishk, you'll feel a lot better for it.
Standard illogical Faggot Reply, The old insecure Bullshit. You need a good ole Blah Blah.. Perfect example of a non functioning brain. I hate Fags just like I hate all Pedophiles. Stay away from my Kids Faggot.
Non-functioning brain? If I were unable, as you are, to understand the function of capital letters (something we are taught in the first grade), I wouldn't go around trash-talking about other people's intellectual prowess. You write like a person with brain damage. Or even Brain Damage.
It doesn't matter if you can build a jet engine, you have zero common sense Fag. The filthy vile things you do to others is worthy of Death and is without a logical defense. You can not appeal to God, because you hate him and he you. You can not appeal to Nature, as it is so obviously agasint anything natural it's not funny. You can not appeal to Human Morality, as what you to others is worse then death. You can not even appeal to Science, even to bad science is at best fag theory..
God doesn't exist. He can't hate anyone. He is a character in a strange and badly-written book of fiction.
Homosexuality is not 'unnatural', and this is irrelevant, anyway. Humans are always doing unnatural things, like using the internet and building jet engines. Yay for humans!
Lots of very moral humans love gays. In fact, only mentally-ill fundies care about other people's sex lives.
Science has nothing to do with morals. It describes and discovers, it doesn't condone or condemn.
I don't give a Rat's arse about your Sex life. I care about the innocent victims you Sodomise, murder, rape, deceive, etc... You are a disease spreading parasite. Your best defense is to point out I'm not using Capitals where I should. I'm not proof reading my Youtube statements, so what. Using the internet is not unatural, Building Jet-engines is not unatural. It is natural for Man to Explore, build, learn, advance etc.. Another example of an Illogical Brain. Thankyou for proving my point.
"Science has nothing to do with morals" No shit Fool. "God doesn't exist" Another example of an illogical delusioned brain. Do society a Favour and put a bullet through your head low life pedophile scum. Stay away from my children fag.
Oh, and you do know, don't you, that when we use the pronoun 'He' to refer to God, it should always take a capital letter? It amuses me that, in amongst all your bizarre random capitalisation, you neglected to afford your God the majuscule to which He is entitled. I hope you burn in Hell for eternity for this disrespect to the Lord.
Not everyone in Australia has full opportunity to achieve their potential Jasper, spend a day with a social worker to find out the real reasons beyond laziness. Homosexuals are here to stay in Aus and around the world, so shut up and stop complaining about them. They don't need your insecurities heaped upon them. EXDIGGA you still are a digga! You've done this nation & its people proud, & you can keep doing that by embracing all it's residents and forgiving individuals who have done you wrong
Yes, Let's embrace the Poofters, Hug the Pedophiles, Free the Rapists, Reduce sentences for Murderers, Increase Speeding Ticket fines. Wake the Fuck up. This Government and Poofters are screwing us. I'm all for Fair go, and the only way to be fair to the innocent is bring back the death penalty for Fags and Murderers. Poofters are not People. They are violent sexual diseased predators who are after your Kids and costing tax payers millions each year in Medical Bills.
I notice that you also seem to think that somehow speeders are some kind of victims to our current system. I personally think that speeders and drink drivers are murderers waiting to happen. They endanger not just themselves but other road users and particulaly cyclists and pedestrians.
There is no correlation between homosexuality and violent or sexual crime, there is a huge correlation between speeding/drink driving and deaths of others. Which is worse?
No, but put things into perspective. Poofters are a thousand times worse then somebody speeding. What they do to innocent victoms ruins their life for ever. Fags rape children, molest adults, spread diseases. Crime prevention is a smokecreen, Bring back the Death Penalty and people will have a reason to obey the law and feel free once again. Police numbers have tripled in 10 years. It's amazing what freedoms people are prepared to give up for a little bit of so called luxury.
There is a massive link between Fags, violence and sexual crime. Do your research rather then listen to the bias opinions and agenda of the smooth talking deceving Faggots. The top 6 Serial killers in all American History were all Male Fags and the 7th was a lesbian. Only 1 in 11 Fags reach the age of 65. 45% of all child molestaion Cases were done by Fags. Fags make up only around 2% of the population. Fags are ten times more likley to be murdered then a Human and most times by another Fag.
Fags are Menality disabled, vial, filthy, Strange, Immoral, illogical. It's common sense what they do is so far against anything Natural it's not funny. The average Fag has over 1000 Sexual Partners in their lifetime. In one survery more than 75% admitted to eating Feaces. More than 95% had, and will have sex with 3 or more Fags at the same time with most prefering that. They will swallow more than 100 Litres of Semen in their lifetime. People call it normal. How come Sperm aren't Gay?
The anal wall is made of a thin film of Billions of Blood cells. They are easily Raptured and then Crap mixes with Blood, infections are caused, diseases are spread, scar tissue forms.Fags are not reproducers, They are recruiters and their numbers are multiplying at a Rapid rate. Heard of NAMBLA?? North American Man Boy Love association. A group of Faggots that introduces boys to faggotism very lovingly and deceivingly. Read their stories on their website. It's sick and perverted.
The anus is easily raptured - I didn't know that! Are all anuses liable to rapture, or is it only anuses that have accepted Jesus as their Lord and Saviour?
People need to stop making excuses for being a loser. In some countries it is hard to get ahead - in Australia there is NO EXCUSE.
If you apply yourself in school, get a good education, get a decent job (anything - I started out as a boilermaker) WORK HARD, save money and have a plan for the future, YOU WILL SUCCEED.
If you fuck around at school, drift from job to job, get pissed every weekend, spend beyond your means and not save, you will wake up 40 years old living in a rented shithole.
Thats bullshit Jasper. Unfortunattly there are some people out there who want to make things difficult. When I was admitted into hospital as a digger one of the nurses there was a poofter. The filthy peice of garbage made two false accusations against me claiming I threatened twice with vilence and punched some walls and doors. End result I was arrested whilst unconcious from a heavy sedative. The poofter who did this to me still works as a nurse. Australia still has its problems (poofters).
Lol... wtf?! Sorry, I have read your post 3 times and I still cannot figure out what point you are attempting to make.
You say what I said was bullshit... which part? That you DO have an excuse for being a loser in Australia? That you WON'T succeed? Be more specific!!!
Were you saying there ARE pooftas in Australia and that Australia DOES have its problems - if this is case where did I say contrary to this ground breaking information? Every country has problems and pooftas are everywhere!
Oh, and for the record, my comment about "when they can afford it" was actually in relation to the costs of uprooting and moving, not the cost of property. :)
BTW - I didnt know that there would be enough room for a garden shed in the average english backyard - thanks for the heads up. :)
whats fuckin wrong witha bit of harmless racism!!!- people are too fuckin serious thesedays- cant take the piss and have a laugh like in the 'proper' comedy programs- what a sterile load of shite modern stuff is-
ps- i would much rathe rlive in australia than england any day- more so nowadays- what a shithole it is now-
you think england has a culture? yeah a fuckin wanker hip hop american arse licking culture full of god knows what nationalities hanging around with bad intent- wher ethe fuck do you live/
I have nothing against "aussie" jokes - I know quite a few.... but that one is crap as it does not even make sense, Australia has always been as much of a cultural melting pot as the states, far more so than england.... so hoiw is Australia VOID of culture? A job has to play on a pun, or stereotypes etc.... but no one has even said/stated that Australia has no culture.... so erm, I dont get it? :)
Oh, here's a golden oldie' - "I hate how everyone says poms are filthy dirty buggers, I knew a couple and they always had a bath once a month - whether they needed it or not!"
What about this one - "Where did the saying 'Whinging Pom' come from? I knew this pom once and he only ever whinged on days ending in 'y'."
You absolute typical thick as shit illiterate cunt, you would rather live in your Arseholestralia, as you obviously dont know how to pull a pint properly.
Lol, erm, I think you will find EVERYONE (unless they are lying or deluding themselves) would prefer to live in a warm sunny climate with the worlds best beaches, very high standard of living, wide open spaces where you can have a large house with a large yard.
Why do you think one of Australias largest industries is tourism?
Also, do you have any idea how many poms move to Australia (when they can afford it)? I can guarantee you it would be far more than aussies moving to England. :)
It all sounds great, but at the end of the day I couldn't care less about weather. Australia is popular by default, if you want a place where people speak English, its basically either the US or Australia - not many Brits want to live in the US or even risk South Africa.
Afford it? We could sell our garden sheds here and buy a palace in Australia. Property there isn't that expensive.
Erm, you dont actually explain WHY "brits" (for everyone else, thats poms btw) would want to jump ship in the first place, what with england being such a nice place to live. :)
And you ARE deluding yourself if you think property is cheap in Australia, the Australian property market is one of the worst in the world - supply and demand. For instance, you would pay $800,000 for a 2 bedroom pokey little dump (the sort of house that most poms live in) in some parts of Sydney...
Yes cheap - double that for Central London, and you wouldn't get 2 real bedrooms. You'd get 1 bedroom and a closet, which they'd try to pass off as bedroom 2.
Aussie property is cheap compared to England.
Thats the reason many leave here - because they get more for their money there. Aussie friends I know consider property expensive there, it is for THEM - as your salaries aren't amazingly high. Aussies come here - love the high salary - then realise they need it just to get a basic place.
Erm, what tha'?! Australia has some of the highest income levels in comparison to cost of living in the world!
I have relatives in england (who coincidentally are saving to move to Queensland) and they complain about the high cost of living and low wage rates in england all the time. I worked in the US for 8 months and the wages rates were lower then than Australia, I think you may be a little confused. :)
I'm 33 and own 6 houses, and thats not out of the ordinary over here.
Confused? Never, except around sports fanatics....
I think you will find that the utube profile system asks your age (not your birth date) when you first set it up... and then fails to automatically increment your age data every year.... :)
It would have been 5-6 years ago I set it up you see? Elementary my dear Whats-his-name.
More than interesting, intriguing, I would say. :)
Of course, the old adage that time flies when you are having fun MUST apply here... Life has been truly a chore, career wise at least, for the past year... truly it feels like 5! :)
I am sure you are not implying that I am full of crapola, only joined utube 12 months ago and am not 33? :) Whats even STRANGER is that my Facebook page says I am 33... and blow me down if that picture does not look like me... perhaps it is all an illusion? :)
Lol, well, someone has had a literary brainfart! :) Bourgeois is definately w word you do not hear too often - with good reason - posing prats use it, and they are, thankfully, a dying breed.
Well, by sister (2 years younger) owns 4 properties, my parents used to own dozens (before they retired and sold up) and several of my employees buy and sell properties... but if you assume the beer drinking, sport watching mutant class is the norm, then yes - success would be unusual... for them.
harldy anyone does that!!! U r full of crap or your daddy is a millionaire x6.
House prices are ridiculous in Australia mainly because of the stupid immigration policy that lets in too many migrants especially Poms with their pounds
??? What ARE you talking about? The rise and fall of house prices in Australia has NOTHING to do with immigration you fool.... so recently when house prices fell, did a heap of immigrants all jump ship? :)
Property value is linked to many things including interest rates (linked again to lender confidence) and internal economy.
I guess successful people stick together - all of my friends have several properties each, but losers annoy me, so I guess thats why I dont know any.
Lol, 'tossers'?! I haven't that term used in years! Had a little pommy fellow working for me at one stage that used to call everyone (and their dog) a 'tosser'. :)
Well, yessum, if being a 'tosser' means being able to feel superior to losers (I never eluded to being a 'nice guy') - then you are most certainly right - myself and my associates are 'tossers' to the Nth degree - thanks you. :)
I'd watch using the word 'tosser' if I were you... ;)
Too true, everyone is so politically correct these days, its ridiculous. On the subject of England vs Australia I must agree. I visited England for 3 months a couple of years ago and it was great (I love dreary weather) but the average standard of living was pretty poor - a wealthy family in England does not even live as well as a poor family in Australia.
Great fun to visit though! Everyone drives a tiny shitbox! :)
Christ - you're a cunt. Thankfully all Aussies aren't as tedious and self worshipping as yourself. Otherwise Australia would be a barren hole with nothing much there - with no fucker living in it.
I have a dual citizenship. I'm originally from the Caribbean and keep a place there. But its hard to make a living, so I came to the UK and live here most of the time. I just can't take people getting at Britain, as a foreigner they have only ever been warm and welcoming to me and recently granted me citizenship. It a good place to be - only down side is the cold when you're used to the tropical heat. But I'll live with that.
Yes! England is the biggest asshole Country of the world because it sends back 320 Australians from its Airports every year, and many of those Australians use to prey "God Save Our Gracious Queen" every morning at school.
what's with the nasty comments, duncabbin? Can you not see that this skit is poking fun at Australia as well as Britain? it's called 'good humoured fun' mate.
Beautiful slag off at the poms, our favourite target gets rooted again. Jeez we used to be funny! computers & the drive for money have stuffed our originality.
you havin a bit of a fuckin whinge you weak pommy cunt,well enjoy another year in your sess pit of a cuntry,we only go to england to realise the true humour in how hard your fore fathers fucked up sending us to the best place on earth you dumb pikey cuntbag,innit!
leaqrn how to spell you piece of uncouth cunt, it is "Country", thick as pig shit scummer. Weak?? Haha, that's rich coming from a half pint sipping piss ant.
HAHAHA in other words, it's a good point and you can't respond, coz it's true. btw my name's not really quentin, so really you don't have an excuse not to reply properly... the british empire has a dark, dark history.
Like every country. Name me one that doesn't. My stock is Irish. You still treat the Aborigines like dirt, like the American Indians, shuffles em off to a compound and keeps them in alcohol. Ferk orf tit
the history of the british empire is darker than most. the fact that you're generalising so much highlights how little insight you have in the matter. true, most indigenous australians do not have all the advantages that anglo-australians take for granted, but who stole their land from them in the first place? i find it ironic that someone from "irish stock" would defend the dark history of britain so passionately.
Are you not making a sweeping generalisation about the British Empire's "Dark History". What do you actually know. And dont pipe up with some bullshit bile spouted from the fucking Sydney Morning Herald!!
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THE SAD THING IS AUSTRALIA DOES NOT LIKE POOFTERS BUT ITS RUN BY THEM !!!!
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THE SAD THING IS AUSTRALIA DOES NOT LIKE POOFTERS BUT ITS RUN BY THEM !!!!
RedBeretXXX 1 day ago
You can like poofters if you want, celibacy is you want, or even lesbians, it doesn't matter, shoulds and shouldn'ts are meaningless and senseless.
Hoobifta 3 days ago
No poofters is a preference choice, and you don't want to scare a homophobe, yes poofters is equally a choice, choose any one you want, it's OK to like or dislike poofters. :)
Hoobifta 3 days ago
sick of poms emmigrating here and trying 2 turn it into a carbon copy of their country, keeping the monachy, etc. pommy bastards
sliat1981 1 week ago
Easier than the current test
robthejones 1 week ago
Who did the No Poofters first? Bazza or the Python boys?
IanGorton 2 weeks ago
Very clever, and very obvious satire. It's funny that most of my fellow Aussie commenters on Youtube are exactly the sort of idiots this film makes fun of.
That's right you homophobic, racist, Muslim hating morons; you're so stupid and predictable that a film from almost 40 years ago is taking the piss out of you.
ozoneocean 3 weeks ago 3
@ozoneocean Thumbs up mate
MilitaryAircraft101 3 weeks ago
@ozoneocean whats wrong with being anti faggot, racist and anti muslim? its natural, its common sense, arseholes are for shitting not rooting, races belong in their own countries, and muslims have no place here, your left wing bullshit is predictable
jetevovi 3 weeks ago
@jetevovi You're the reason, and people like you, are the human race is devolving.
Inphatuation 2 weeks ago
@jetevovi whats wrong with being anti stupid?
Briz4000 2 weeks ago
Poofters allowed in South Australia.
owen82100 1 month ago
Just don't let in gooks, muslims, arabs, cury munchers, lebs or those filthy africans. Looks like four people must be poofters.
omen351 2 months ago
Regardless of all the negativity contained in the previous comments (including my own - sorry), it should be noted that this scene from the movie is satirising the Oz immigration department, in fact the entire movie was satire written to ridicule the Oz "culture". Luckily, Australians like to laugh at themselves, but it does get tiresome when people, whose own "cultures" have unique quirks bordering on dysfunctionality, laugh too loudly or too pointedly.
Jessndougal 3 months ago 2
@AhzekAhriman1 We are very open and welcoming to homosexuals. Unless you have visited my country, don't judge us on a video that was made long ago. That goes for everyone else who hates Australia. Your country is just as bad as mine.
Victoura56 4 months ago
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Jessndougal 4 months ago
@Jessndougal I live in Australia mate. Sorry for any miss understanding.
Victoura56 4 months ago
@Victoura56 whos opening and welcome to homosexuals? a few poofters who congregate in the city and think they are hot shit?
jetevovi 3 weeks ago
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Victoura56 4 months ago
NO POOFTERS!! true that
MrRonisch 6 months ago
Australia?
DaveiteRs 7 months ago
fuck i hate australia
AhzekAhriman1 7 months ago
@AhzekAhriman1 Well don't visit!
HughOxford 7 months ago
lol I live here
AhzekAhriman1 7 months ago
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@AhzekAhriman1 Why don't you leave then?
HughOxford 6 months ago
Things ain't changed much.
9toonarmy9 11 months ago
LOL damn cocky Australians! Although they are not having a nice tim ewith mother nature right now...(I hear of a large hurricane about to hit) Hope as many people as possible are safe from the trials and dangers. You have have my prayers from Canada. And by the way, the Australian talk show host in this clup looks like Richard Gere doesn't he???
Salvus967 1 year ago
@Salvus967
LOL is the truth. Many people world wide wouldn't know just how 'tongue in cheek' this is . . these movies were pure cheek at the old UK. Truth is that Aussies are still very attached to our pom brethren. There really is a lot of good will between Aussies and Brittish, and also with Canadians. Canada is special to us in North America . . a lot of history there.
MrGhostwhowalks 7 months ago 2
@Salvus967 *clup=clip*
Salvus967 7 months ago
dolphins are gay sharks
duscamry 1 year ago
Poofters are gay...
Hammersley1967 1 year ago
No Poofders allowed! To the comments about how crap out immigration is...well... the country only allows non-white - non-english people. They dont allow white people who are educated into the country. Pauline Hanson wanted to stop the influx of these uneducated third world countries people. She wanted immigration to allow educated people.
claudefrog 1 year ago
@claudefrog Because we're really quite full here in Australia...Our mass expanses of absolutely nothing are in very real threat from people who come here to learn our language, culture and GET education that they then contribute and give back. So yes, fuck them and their unfortunate ways. I mean.. they're only whinging about being cut-short, having no education, no chances of progress in life. I say fuck them off. Because the first thing this country needs are more assholes like you.
Inphatuation 2 weeks ago
@Inphatuation Wake up to yourself! Look around you and go into the streets and see what these people are like. They dont work, they go on the dole, they bring their extended family over to go on dole, they commit crime and they dont assimilate to the Australian way of life. Its people like you that are causing the demise of this once great nation. Pull your head in!
claudefrog 2 weeks ago
@claudefrog so what the hell have you contributed to our nation? As a 6th generation Aussie I find you an embarrassment. Go back to NAZI Germany you pill.
Briz4000 2 weeks ago
@Briz4000 Why dont you go back to Russia or North Korea or some other socialist shit hole.
claudefrog 1 week ago
@claudefrog Wake up to yourself you ignorant wang. PLENTY of people who are born in this country from "white wholesome" families grow up to be nothing more than dole bludging assholes who commit crime and actually don't fit in society either. What you attribute to people from other countries is in fact something that occurs in any ethnicity. And this Country is more than a great nation. Minus you and people who think like you, we'd be outstanding. Pull your own head in you obnoxious racist.
Inphatuation 1 week ago
@Inphatuation i didnt say they didnt. although there is a big difference, they are not johnny come lately's! Why should we bring the burden of the third world into our great nation? Why, because there is a small outspoken minority of left wing bleeding heart communist poofders like yourself who wont stop until you get your way.
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Inphatuation 1 week ago
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@claudefrog No but you focus on those who aren't white. Whether you're born here on not doesn't make being an asshole acceptable you illiterate twat. And if you paid attention to ANYTHING, you'd know that the seemingly small minority of left wing communists are the majority. Plus you stupid ignorant douche-canoe, next time you make fun of my sexuality at least have the literacy skills you claim to have and spell poofter right. Stop being a racist fuck-twat and start contributing yourself.
Inphatuation 1 week ago
Funny....John Le Mesuier, undertaking the quiz....... was one of Englands Old Poofs from years ago..... well known around live Theatres of days gone by.
ozphil 1 year ago
Is that Don Spencer?
frankiio1 1 year ago 11
@frankiio1 yep - danielle spencers dad (russell crowe's wife!)
killbot4178 1 year ago
@frankiio1 Yes it is
IanGorton 2 weeks ago
I bet Tony Abbott would like to reintroduce this method of getting refugees into Oz
reichman73 1 year ago 31
@reichman73 Nah, we don't even want them getting this far.
WiseGuy02 1 month ago
@reichman73 Could only hope so. Less faggots we have here the better.
Drewderpderpderp 2 weeks ago
@Drewderpderpderp Come out of the closet your boyfriend will feel better
Briz4000 2 weeks ago
haha i have to watch this shit for my assignment,
CadburyInc 1 year ago
Isn't that the bloke from Dad's Army?
thesteveus 1 year ago
Don Spencer pre-Play School! Incredible!
joedz2 1 year ago 5
@joedz2 Thought I recognised him from somewhere!
outofthegreenmist 1 year ago
@PoliticalExile3 Your right they must also know about Social Security payments, Public Housing, Free Hospitals to get into Oz. Its a joke I know a Chinese lady brings old parents here after 2 yrs pension. Old man owns two housese in Beijing worth 1/2 mill $. His Chinese Doc said he has cancer gets Public housing after 3 wks. Has divorced 75yr old wife & brought in 30yr old on his Aussie permanent residence. The girl is now on Centrelink as she claimed the 75yr old guy bashed her. Bloody joke!
rag5206 1 year ago
All pommies are bastards, bastards or worse and England is the arse hole of the universe. Just jokeing I like the Poms (great nation) they use to have a great sense of humour before the politically correct Fun Police ruined a great country.Little Britain shows they can still turn out good comedy.
rag5206 1 year ago
Strewth it's Don Spencer. Wonder if he ever said "Arsehole" on playschool? :)
petejellis 1 year ago 3
Directed by Bruce Beresford and even he rated it as the worst Aussie film of all time.
ElliottsFather 1 year ago
Dear me I was expecting some strong comments on here - but I think everyone needs to calm down a bit.
I would suggest that everyone respects each others right to be individuals whether they are Gay Lesbian, straight, bisexual, whatever - any intelligent person would understand this - without resorting to violent comments which seem a bit of a contradiction when mentioning God in the same sentence.
bens1972 1 year ago
I laugh and cringe...
Tuathalful 1 year ago
It's all troo!
DeafFret 1 year ago
strewth bludger don't have a whinge. sink some piss and grow some balls
dryousuck 1 year ago 2
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Lev 20:13 KJV - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
gatorz27 1 year ago
take your Bedouin book of fairytales and shove it up your arse!
alSation81 1 year ago
@gatorz27
Lev 20:13 KJV - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
gatorz27 1 year ago
Rom 1:27 KJV - And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Rom 1:32 KJV - Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
gatorz27 1 year ago
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@gatorz27 well mate if thats what the bible says, its a fucking load of fucking shit, trust dumb cunts like you to take literaly, the fucking bible was written by stupid bigots like you, no God had anything to do with it, the day people wake up and relise that will be when the world becomes a much better place to live.
CMCHRYSLERVALIANT 1 year ago
I'm finding all this god rubbish and nasty comments all on the bottom of a Barry McKenzie clip hilarious! I'm not sure what any of it has to do with a classic aussie film, but you kids keep at it eh?
loc81 1 year ago 2
The guy in the classes in the beginning of this video looks like Murray from Flight of the Conchords.
bigredfury55 2 years ago
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Beeflatulence 2 years ago
Obviously Monty Python copied this idea from "Barry McKenzie Holds His Own". I hope Baz Humphries was paid royalties. Surprised the Pythons lapsed into plagiarism here.
Beeflatulence 2 years ago
Go stick ya head up a dead bears bum
mrsgritoli1 2 years ago
Even if you are a blatent homophobe, how could you posibly compare it to rape or pedophilia both of which emotionally scar the victims to an extreem extent. The worst a gay person has sex with a concenting partner of the same sex, which if it harms anyone harms them. so even if you're going to be a horrible bigot there's no reason to compare a reasonable lifestyle choice with the worst crimes that exist.
someknave 2 years ago
shoishk, you are too far gone to even argue with. You should just be shot.
ClassicAus 2 years ago
You're a Fag? and I should be shot.? You sicko's are molesting people and spreading your filthy diseases and filthy perverion upon others and calling it Normal and I should be Shot? What the hell is the world coming to, Is there anyone Moral left in this society or is everyone dumbed down sheep brainwashed by the Media. Does anybody think for themselves anymore. Fuck me. For your own childrens sake at least, Wake up and stand up against these Sodomites.
shoishk 2 years ago
'Fuck me!'
But, shoishk, I hardly know you! But it definitely sounds like you're in need of a good hard shafting from someone. Only a closet queen could rant like this about gays. People secure in their own heterosexuality don't care what gays do or don't do. Go out and get laid by a big, burly truckdriver, shoishk, you'll feel a lot better for it.
explosionoflove 2 years ago
Standard illogical Faggot Reply, The old insecure Bullshit. You need a good ole Blah Blah.. Perfect example of a non functioning brain. I hate Fags just like I hate all Pedophiles. Stay away from my Kids Faggot.
shoishk 2 years ago
Non-functioning brain? If I were unable, as you are, to understand the function of capital letters (something we are taught in the first grade), I wouldn't go around trash-talking about other people's intellectual prowess. You write like a person with brain damage. Or even Brain Damage.
explosionoflove 2 years ago
It doesn't matter if you can build a jet engine, you have zero common sense Fag. The filthy vile things you do to others is worthy of Death and is without a logical defense. You can not appeal to God, because you hate him and he you. You can not appeal to Nature, as it is so obviously agasint anything natural it's not funny. You can not appeal to Human Morality, as what you to others is worse then death. You can not even appeal to Science, even to bad science is at best fag theory..
shoishk 2 years ago
God doesn't exist. He can't hate anyone. He is a character in a strange and badly-written book of fiction.
Homosexuality is not 'unnatural', and this is irrelevant, anyway. Humans are always doing unnatural things, like using the internet and building jet engines. Yay for humans!
Lots of very moral humans love gays. In fact, only mentally-ill fundies care about other people's sex lives.
Science has nothing to do with morals. It describes and discovers, it doesn't condone or condemn.
explosionoflove 2 years ago
I don't give a Rat's arse about your Sex life. I care about the innocent victims you Sodomise, murder, rape, deceive, etc... You are a disease spreading parasite. Your best defense is to point out I'm not using Capitals where I should. I'm not proof reading my Youtube statements, so what. Using the internet is not unatural, Building Jet-engines is not unatural. It is natural for Man to Explore, build, learn, advance etc.. Another example of an Illogical Brain. Thankyou for proving my point.
shoishk 2 years ago
"Science has nothing to do with morals" No shit Fool. "God doesn't exist" Another example of an illogical delusioned brain. Do society a Favour and put a bullet through your head low life pedophile scum. Stay away from my children fag.
shoishk 2 years ago
You prove to me God exists and I will show you a brainwashed idiot, who has to believe in a whole lot of bullshit fairy tales.
duncabbin 2 years ago
Oh, and you do know, don't you, that when we use the pronoun 'He' to refer to God, it should always take a capital letter? It amuses me that, in amongst all your bizarre random capitalisation, you neglected to afford your God the majuscule to which He is entitled. I hope you burn in Hell for eternity for this disrespect to the Lord.
explosionoflove 2 years ago
What are you waffling on about you utter cunt.
duncabbin 2 years ago
whach the language m8 !!
raymcvey 2 years ago
excuse me??
Grasp some basic English mate.
duncabbin 2 years ago
I believe you mean 'watch'? Not 'whach' which is not even a real word. Not to mention 'm8'...
Sqyral 1 year ago
@shoishk It's people like you that need to use their heads.
Inphatuation 1 week ago
Not everyone in Australia has full opportunity to achieve their potential Jasper, spend a day with a social worker to find out the real reasons beyond laziness. Homosexuals are here to stay in Aus and around the world, so shut up and stop complaining about them. They don't need your insecurities heaped upon them. EXDIGGA you still are a digga! You've done this nation & its people proud, & you can keep doing that by embracing all it's residents and forgiving individuals who have done you wrong
ClassicAus 2 years ago
Yes, Let's embrace the Poofters, Hug the Pedophiles, Free the Rapists, Reduce sentences for Murderers, Increase Speeding Ticket fines. Wake the Fuck up. This Government and Poofters are screwing us. I'm all for Fair go, and the only way to be fair to the innocent is bring back the death penalty for Fags and Murderers. Poofters are not People. They are violent sexual diseased predators who are after your Kids and costing tax payers millions each year in Medical Bills.
shoishk 2 years ago
I notice that you also seem to think that somehow speeders are some kind of victims to our current system. I personally think that speeders and drink drivers are murderers waiting to happen. They endanger not just themselves but other road users and particulaly cyclists and pedestrians.
There is no correlation between homosexuality and violent or sexual crime, there is a huge correlation between speeding/drink driving and deaths of others. Which is worse?
someknave 2 years ago
No, but put things into perspective. Poofters are a thousand times worse then somebody speeding. What they do to innocent victoms ruins their life for ever. Fags rape children, molest adults, spread diseases. Crime prevention is a smokecreen, Bring back the Death Penalty and people will have a reason to obey the law and feel free once again. Police numbers have tripled in 10 years. It's amazing what freedoms people are prepared to give up for a little bit of so called luxury.
shoishk 2 years ago
There is a massive link between Fags, violence and sexual crime. Do your research rather then listen to the bias opinions and agenda of the smooth talking deceving Faggots. The top 6 Serial killers in all American History were all Male Fags and the 7th was a lesbian. Only 1 in 11 Fags reach the age of 65. 45% of all child molestaion Cases were done by Fags. Fags make up only around 2% of the population. Fags are ten times more likley to be murdered then a Human and most times by another Fag.
shoishk 2 years ago
Fags are Menality disabled, vial, filthy, Strange, Immoral, illogical. It's common sense what they do is so far against anything Natural it's not funny. The average Fag has over 1000 Sexual Partners in their lifetime. In one survery more than 75% admitted to eating Feaces. More than 95% had, and will have sex with 3 or more Fags at the same time with most prefering that. They will swallow more than 100 Litres of Semen in their lifetime. People call it normal. How come Sperm aren't Gay?
shoishk 2 years ago
The anal wall is made of a thin film of Billions of Blood cells. They are easily Raptured and then Crap mixes with Blood, infections are caused, diseases are spread, scar tissue forms.Fags are not reproducers, They are recruiters and their numbers are multiplying at a Rapid rate. Heard of NAMBLA?? North American Man Boy Love association. A group of Faggots that introduces boys to faggotism very lovingly and deceivingly. Read their stories on their website. It's sick and perverted.
shoishk 2 years ago
The anus is easily raptured - I didn't know that! Are all anuses liable to rapture, or is it only anuses that have accepted Jesus as their Lord and Saviour?
explosionoflove 2 years ago
You Sir, are as bent as a bottle of chips, queer as a tin of cheese.
I am sure you where once caught doing naked squat thrusts in a marrow field.
duncabbin 2 years ago 2
Jasper..........I think your a homosexual.
EXDIGGA 2 years ago
People need to stop making excuses for being a loser. In some countries it is hard to get ahead - in Australia there is NO EXCUSE.
If you apply yourself in school, get a good education, get a decent job (anything - I started out as a boilermaker) WORK HARD, save money and have a plan for the future, YOU WILL SUCCEED.
If you fuck around at school, drift from job to job, get pissed every weekend, spend beyond your means and not save, you will wake up 40 years old living in a rented shithole.
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
Thats bullshit Jasper. Unfortunattly there are some people out there who want to make things difficult. When I was admitted into hospital as a digger one of the nurses there was a poofter. The filthy peice of garbage made two false accusations against me claiming I threatened twice with vilence and punched some walls and doors. End result I was arrested whilst unconcious from a heavy sedative. The poofter who did this to me still works as a nurse. Australia still has its problems (poofters).
EXDIGGA 2 years ago
Lol... wtf?! Sorry, I have read your post 3 times and I still cannot figure out what point you are attempting to make.
You say what I said was bullshit... which part? That you DO have an excuse for being a loser in Australia? That you WON'T succeed? Be more specific!!!
Were you saying there ARE pooftas in Australia and that Australia DOES have its problems - if this is case where did I say contrary to this ground breaking information? Every country has problems and pooftas are everywhere!
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
lol john le mesurier
DapperDanManCan 2 years ago
bolloxs
gymnosophy 2 years ago
whinging pommy bastards.
claudefrog 2 years ago
Well Bob,Fuck your luck,it's life in Aus and no parole!
pirate259 2 years ago
load of shite
scottisacunt 2 years ago
i am a poofter and i still find this hilarious,and ya england is the arsehole of the world hahahaha
juzzen 2 years ago
Oh, and for the record, my comment about "when they can afford it" was actually in relation to the costs of uprooting and moving, not the cost of property. :)
BTW - I didnt know that there would be enough room for a garden shed in the average english backyard - thanks for the heads up. :)
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
its the dude from Dad's Army!
dukezone69 2 years ago
I suppose I'm just going to go to McDonalds and not care about only knowing one language while wearing a flag on my head... In America!
NodPilot42 2 years ago
whats fuckin wrong witha bit of harmless racism!!!- people are too fuckin serious thesedays- cant take the piss and have a laugh like in the 'proper' comedy programs- what a sterile load of shite modern stuff is-
ps- i would much rathe rlive in australia than england any day- more so nowadays- what a shithole it is now-
tokaicarl 3 years ago 8
How True!
dermott37 3 years ago
What is the difference between Australia and a Yoghurt?
A Yoghurt has a culture
cuillin05 2 years ago
you think england has a culture? yeah a fuckin wanker hip hop american arse licking culture full of god knows what nationalities hanging around with bad intent- wher ethe fuck do you live/
tokaicarl 2 years ago
What Nationalities?? To many of you Aussie vermin, thats what!!
duncabbin 2 years ago
Too not to
clangers6000 2 years ago
I have nothing against "aussie" jokes - I know quite a few.... but that one is crap as it does not even make sense, Australia has always been as much of a cultural melting pot as the states, far more so than england.... so hoiw is Australia VOID of culture? A job has to play on a pun, or stereotypes etc.... but no one has even said/stated that Australia has no culture.... so erm, I dont get it? :)
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
"job" = joke, sorry typing in 3 windows at once!
Oh, here's a golden oldie' - "I hate how everyone says poms are filthy dirty buggers, I knew a couple and they always had a bath once a month - whether they needed it or not!"
What about this one - "Where did the saying 'Whinging Pom' come from? I knew this pom once and he only ever whinged on days ending in 'y'."
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
You absolute typical thick as shit illiterate cunt, you would rather live in your Arseholestralia, as you obviously dont know how to pull a pint properly.
duncabbin 2 years ago
looks like i touched a nerve with you doesn't it- getting proper angry arent you?
stupid fucking tosser.......
oh yeah.. why illiterate? come on mate wise up- look at the state of shiland england now.. its fucked.. realise it or pretend to ....
tokaicarl 2 years ago
Lol, erm, I think you will find EVERYONE (unless they are lying or deluding themselves) would prefer to live in a warm sunny climate with the worlds best beaches, very high standard of living, wide open spaces where you can have a large house with a large yard.
Why do you think one of Australias largest industries is tourism?
Also, do you have any idea how many poms move to Australia (when they can afford it)? I can guarantee you it would be far more than aussies moving to England. :)
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
"(unless they are lying or deluding themselves)"
Think you're deluding yourself there!
It all sounds great, but at the end of the day I couldn't care less about weather. Australia is popular by default, if you want a place where people speak English, its basically either the US or Australia - not many Brits want to live in the US or even risk South Africa.
Afford it? We could sell our garden sheds here and buy a palace in Australia. Property there isn't that expensive.
karaloca 2 years ago
Erm, you dont actually explain WHY "brits" (for everyone else, thats poms btw) would want to jump ship in the first place, what with england being such a nice place to live. :)
And you ARE deluding yourself if you think property is cheap in Australia, the Australian property market is one of the worst in the world - supply and demand. For instance, you would pay $800,000 for a 2 bedroom pokey little dump (the sort of house that most poms live in) in some parts of Sydney...
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
Yes cheap - double that for Central London, and you wouldn't get 2 real bedrooms. You'd get 1 bedroom and a closet, which they'd try to pass off as bedroom 2.
Aussie property is cheap compared to England.
Thats the reason many leave here - because they get more for their money there. Aussie friends I know consider property expensive there, it is for THEM - as your salaries aren't amazingly high. Aussies come here - love the high salary - then realise they need it just to get a basic place.
karaloca 2 years ago
Erm, what tha'?! Australia has some of the highest income levels in comparison to cost of living in the world!
I have relatives in england (who coincidentally are saving to move to Queensland) and they complain about the high cost of living and low wage rates in england all the time. I worked in the US for 8 months and the wages rates were lower then than Australia, I think you may be a little confused. :)
I'm 33 and own 6 houses, and thats not out of the ordinary over here.
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
Your profile says your 27. Are you confused too?
karaloca 2 years ago
Confused? Never, except around sports fanatics....
I think you will find that the utube profile system asks your age (not your birth date) when you first set it up... and then fails to automatically increment your age data every year.... :)
It would have been 5-6 years ago I set it up you see? Elementary my dear Whats-his-name.
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
Interesting - as mine updates. Plus yours says you only joined last year which would only make you 28 even if it didn't update. Strange.
karaloca 2 years ago
More than interesting, intriguing, I would say. :)
Of course, the old adage that time flies when you are having fun MUST apply here... Life has been truly a chore, career wise at least, for the past year... truly it feels like 5! :)
I am sure you are not implying that I am full of crapola, only joined utube 12 months ago and am not 33? :) Whats even STRANGER is that my Facebook page says I am 33... and blow me down if that picture does not look like me... perhaps it is all an illusion? :)
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
Piss off! That is WAY out of the ordinary you bourgeois wanker
dansnikolayevich 2 years ago 2
Lol, well, someone has had a literary brainfart! :) Bourgeois is definately w word you do not hear too often - with good reason - posing prats use it, and they are, thankfully, a dying breed.
Well, by sister (2 years younger) owns 4 properties, my parents used to own dozens (before they retired and sold up) and several of my employees buy and sell properties... but if you assume the beer drinking, sport watching mutant class is the norm, then yes - success would be unusual... for them.
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
harldy anyone does that!!! U r full of crap or your daddy is a millionaire x6.
House prices are ridiculous in Australia mainly because of the stupid immigration policy that lets in too many migrants especially Poms with their pounds
Celtic450 2 years ago
??? What ARE you talking about? The rise and fall of house prices in Australia has NOTHING to do with immigration you fool.... so recently when house prices fell, did a heap of immigrants all jump ship? :)
Property value is linked to many things including interest rates (linked again to lender confidence) and internal economy.
I guess successful people stick together - all of my friends have several properties each, but losers annoy me, so I guess thats why I dont know any.
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
Thing is though mate, tossers stick together as well.
I'd watch that one if I were you... ; )
roquefort88888 2 years ago
Lol, 'tossers'?! I haven't that term used in years! Had a little pommy fellow working for me at one stage that used to call everyone (and their dog) a 'tosser'. :)
Well, yessum, if being a 'tosser' means being able to feel superior to losers (I never eluded to being a 'nice guy') - then you are most certainly right - myself and my associates are 'tossers' to the Nth degree - thanks you. :)
I'd watch using the word 'tosser' if I were you... ;)
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
Thick as pig shit
duncabbin 2 years ago
Too true, everyone is so politically correct these days, its ridiculous. On the subject of England vs Australia I must agree. I visited England for 3 months a couple of years ago and it was great (I love dreary weather) but the average standard of living was pretty poor - a wealthy family in England does not even live as well as a poor family in Australia.
Great fun to visit though! Everyone drives a tiny shitbox! :)
JasperAbraxxious 2 years ago
Christ - you're a cunt. Thankfully all Aussies aren't as tedious and self worshipping as yourself. Otherwise Australia would be a barren hole with nothing much there - with no fucker living in it.
Oh it is? I'm surprised.
karaloca 2 years ago
May all your chickens turn into emus and kick your dunny door down.
phreakyd2002 2 years ago 2
There's not a lot living there though is there? That "slip, slap, slop" must become a real pain after a while.
Enerjee 2 years ago
ease my curiosity- where are you from mate?
loc81 1 year ago
I have a dual citizenship. I'm originally from the Caribbean and keep a place there. But its hard to make a living, so I came to the UK and live here most of the time. I just can't take people getting at Britain, as a foreigner they have only ever been warm and welcoming to me and recently granted me citizenship. It a good place to be - only down side is the cold when you're used to the tropical heat. But I'll live with that.
karaloca 1 year ago
They got that spot in. England really is the arsehole of the world. And I should know....I have to fucking live here. Aussie forever!!!
westernsuburbsmagpie 3 years ago
You have to live there?? Why is that??
Make's you a bigger cunt for living there doesnt it. Nobody is forced to live. Do us all a favour and fuck of back to the bush.
duncabbin 2 years ago
off not of
clangers6000 2 years ago
hey,, if us aussies want to save water with the drought, we should take a leaf out of the poms books. and never ever wash !!!
mickeybear1959 3 years ago
Yes! England is the biggest asshole Country of the world because it sends back 320 Australians from its Airports every year, and many of those Australians use to prey "God Save Our Gracious Queen" every morning at school.
wistleblower2 3 years ago
The compare is Russell Crowe's father in law...Donny Spencer
kevinherbert 3 years ago
WoW.. We should do this in Wales to check in the english... Especially include the last two questions.
Chopper894 3 years ago
they say a well balanced Australian is one with a chip on both shoulders
gymnosophy 3 years ago
haha look whos talking
quentin27 3 years ago
No-culture.
gymnosophy 3 years ago
You're a scream mate, never heard that one before. ha ha ha ha ha, twit.
clangers6000 3 years ago
get some culture you racists
gymnosophy 3 years ago
And you're from where? The cultural center of the universe, not to mention broke.
clangers6000 3 years ago
to right, and has a great beer pump pulling arm
duncabbin 3 years ago
That's Don Spencer ha ha. He later presented Play School
remove72 3 years ago
For farks sake you blokes!!!.. Settle ...Go Have a squirt, crack a tinnie, light a bunger & reeeelaaaax!!!
Ub3rSk1llz 3 years ago 2
great vid, bit of aussie 'cultcha'!
what's with the nasty comments, duncabbin? Can you not see that this skit is poking fun at Australia as well as Britain? it's called 'good humoured fun' mate.
SmileyCrossbones 3 years ago 2
I wouldnt call GoWestSuburbanCockPie's comments a bit of humoured fun would you??
duncabbin 3 years ago
Beautiful slag off at the poms, our favourite target gets rooted again. Jeez we used to be funny! computers & the drive for money have stuffed our originality.
webaroos 3 years ago
You never where and never have been funny.
duncabbin 3 years ago
you havin a bit of a fuckin whinge you weak pommy cunt,well enjoy another year in your sess pit of a cuntry,we only go to england to realise the true humour in how hard your fore fathers fucked up sending us to the best place on earth you dumb pikey cuntbag,innit!
paulbolling 3 years ago
leaqrn how to spell you piece of uncouth cunt, it is "Country", thick as pig shit scummer. Weak?? Haha, that's rich coming from a half pint sipping piss ant.
duncabbin 3 years ago
Learn* Tert
gymnosophy 3 years ago
What the fuck are half of you in England for then? Biggest shower of racists the Australians. Give the country back to the Aboriginals. Tit.
gymnosophy 3 years ago
biggest generalisation ever. you lot are the ones that took it from them in the first place
quentin27 3 years ago 2
Your name is "Quentin" am not even gonna respond- ya tart
gymnosophy 3 years ago
HAHAHA in other words, it's a good point and you can't respond, coz it's true. btw my name's not really quentin, so really you don't have an excuse not to reply properly... the british empire has a dark, dark history.
quentin27 3 years ago
Like every country. Name me one that doesn't. My stock is Irish. You still treat the Aborigines like dirt, like the American Indians, shuffles em off to a compound and keeps them in alcohol. Ferk orf tit
gymnosophy 3 years ago
the history of the british empire is darker than most. the fact that you're generalising so much highlights how little insight you have in the matter. true, most indigenous australians do not have all the advantages that anglo-australians take for granted, but who stole their land from them in the first place? i find it ironic that someone from "irish stock" would defend the dark history of britain so passionately.
quentin27 3 years ago
Are you not making a sweeping generalisation about the British Empire's "Dark History". What do you actually know. And dont pipe up with some bullshit bile spouted from the fucking Sydney Morning Herald!!
duncabbin 3 years ago
Give England back to the Cornish racist.
Celtic450 2 years ago
Ja Ja!! Cornwall uber alles!!!!
zibbity1 2 years ago
country* Kath and Kim your sisters? Ferk off back to the shithole. Everyone hates the Borstralians on the planet, worst than the Yanks. Tert- innit?
gymnosophy 3 years ago