Let's Play Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - Turn Poor Jane Away!!

[sveerzvsqubeez]

owned

[PhoenixShadows101]

Ok. a simple no would have done



[kdreamland]

LOL "I hate people looking for work. You're all filthy slime"

yeah well maybe don't advertise dumbass. technically businesses needs to 'look' for work as well

and no, he does not look like james dean.

and now the narrator is wearing a freaking chicken head.......ok thats it. I have officially gone insane watching this crap

[ChidoriX100]

I like how she just walks out...

[tkaui]

I love the heroic theme playing in this...

[sargentgun]

@tkaui no ones laughing

[tkaui]

@sargentgun

Kay

[TheInstantClassic1]

When this boss gets arrested by the police following his assualt on her I can imagine him saying "I did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit I did not hit her, I did NAUUUUUUUGHT.........oh hai Mark!"

[robertsfunny1995]

"I'm gonna be miserable for the rest of my life thanks to you!"

Me: GOOD‼ You're a hoe and you deserve to be miserable, I hope you get herpes when you're forced to prostitute yourself on the streets...

[robertsfunny1995]

Y'know what? She DOESN'T get the job. She's a hoe, a tool, and doesn't deserve the job...

[Buizeru421]

Thresher is an ASSHOLE.

[MrPuddingTaco]

3:05 does that remind ANYONE of the thumbnail for the Friday music video? ANYONE AT ALL!?

[Spike1885]

@MrPuddingTaco yeah., sad thing eh?

[MrPuddingTaco]

Paww jane. She gawt tuhned aweh.

[BrokenStereo33]

I think Mr. Pervert needs to calm his hormones, take a chill pill, chill out.... etc.

-_-' What the fuck am I watching.

[kfsfkakf]

I love how this game makes fun of you for playing it

[MrLOL9999]

PUHROR JAYN. SHE GETS TERND AWAY.

[Ryz999]

So was she pulling that face all the time he was shouting at her?

[sonofdark18]

3:00-3:07. i picked the story oh and you're welcome bitch hahahaha

[cryssibaby]

Yeah... every single woman whom doesn't get hired is instantly horny... sure...

[opennoise]

no matter what you fucking do you get yelled at...it's hilarious. either you are idiot or a pervert but being a pervert is apparently correct

[sonofdark18]

1:55. sounds like 80s porn music. also threshers an asshole

[vambrave5136]

this chick could sue for liable

[vambrave5136]

man this guys an ass hole

[weofparadigm]

And thus Thresher gets sued out the ass

[Maddjoka]

Why is her mouth open in every photo?

[7heAre7s]

@Maddjoka Maybe it is stuck like that, for untold, erm...'reasons'.

[LMTR14]

too classy

HAAHAHAHAHA

[TheLegomania11]

I love how the music that's playing while hes screaming at her makes him look like a hero when hes really a fat sexist rapist of a boss.

[Monkeypckl]

i bet the people who made this game didnt have a job after making this shit.

[zeejustin6]

"She wouldn't go for a guy like me....too classy"

head asplode.

[Djstudiosgold]

Wow, that is the MEANEST 4th wall break I've ever seen. Seriously, "well, I guess this isn't the first time you screwed up a relationship".

[MysteryEzekude]

@Djstudiosgold I agree. I actually felt hurt when she insulted me right in the face when I least expected HER of all characters to break the fourth wall.

[animemaster139]

so wait...you lose when you turn her down...and you lose when you accept her...why the fuck would you even put those in there if the only one that's right is one that is suppose to be 18 years or older section

[likelylike]

I hate people looking for Work?.. WTF.. IT'S A FUCKING JOB INTERVIEW

[Anotora]

WTF? The guy left a note in the windshield during the last segment....

[Negima48]

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

Scrottie McBoogerballs

[Kerkerseelenfresser]

blablabla BOOOBIES

[GabrielKnightz]

what the? so theres no right choice?

[CenetaurmanE52]

Goddamn holy shit. That boss knows how to reject someone.

[MakubekuUrashima]

how come this option its the best one but its not good

[Alkaidapx]

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

[LouieDeNonno]

Can't he just say "no"?

[austinman1997]

what's with all the crazy filters?!?!?

[Tillerian]

Wow... Epic rejection...

[kR0B45]

wow this one made the most sense out of all of them, but the game wants you to be a perverted little fuck, sick fucking game

[Djstudiosgold]

Oh oh now I have the girl and s chicken bitching at me? Yeah well fuck both of you!

[MyWilliam1996]

uum.... wtf?! he just randomly goes on some weird rant! and also: is making the boss a perv really the only way to win the game?! if so why does the game keep on scolding me for it?! anything you choose, the game hates you for it! what a bitchy game!

[Javon1983]

You pea-brained, preppy, euvane, Volvo-driving vulva...

[RSCNyx]

Thresher has, all of a sudden, became my favorite character.

Too bad he changes into some stupid crazy rapist.

[Hokaru11792]

HOLY CRAP. THRASHER IS A JERK. Could that speech have been ANY longer!? what a way to make you feel shitty at an interview...

[KantianEdifice]

The Asian lady is the best facet of this game.

[DevilsArcadia777]

Oookay, he hates the unemployed begging for work, but he threatens to boot her onto the street as an unemployed person anyway!?

WTF

[drunkmario53]

fuck you chicken head

[tbone2004]

@solverrevolver *sighs* WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CRAZY FILTERS?!

[TheWickedSmile]

Holy shit, Thresher. Holy SHIT.

[ChurroChopStick]

In order to win this game you have to choose all the pervereted choices

[CoolAlliki]

What an asshole, dumb boss.... Does she talk to herself? Well I picked this story, but the other one was a game over! Dumb bitch!! And A FUCKING CHICKEN MASK??? I just don't understand it. I tried the first option but it was a game over. This one too! So the only story left is the perv version! Goddamn bitch....

[halo3recon343]

best game ever! (she happend to have hancuffs and a whip)

[TCGameGuides]

this game is fucking stupid. SHE HAS HIS NUMBER AND PLANS TO CALL HIM. but when she leaves the fucking building. ILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN! screw this game

[Slic3R1]

"Take your damn clothes off"

[legacyme3]

My mind was dead 4 seconds into the game. It redied everytime mr Chicken Mask came on screen. It committed seppuku when it saw this chicken mask scene came. The ridiculous music just caused an overkill

[setsunasamachan]

all of these decisions lead to the narrator telling me off

[PPMcky]

that's what he does, hes well known for that >_>

[Flip263]

i know what the fuck is this? hahaa

[RuneScapeNetwork3]

The Chicken Mask Man looks like he's part of an Animutation.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

Did he just call her a vulva?

[2BadGanje]

A volvo-driving vulva, at that ^^;

[leon102]

I screwed on purpose, I knew it was a bad choice.

[Kristanni20X6]

A FUCKIN' CHICKEN MASK!

[Damonthefox]

Ok so let me get this straight if jane makes a move and she gets a job they wont be together bu if she dosent they still dont get toget her

WOW

[dukee155]

at :30 there not just acting they are acting pretty horribly

[Sollett]

Why is she wearing a white and black bra? Isn't she wearing a black one from the start?

[dukee155]

@Sollett it doesn't matter the acting is just so bad it doesnt matter

[KernCore]

Wait... I can't use the "Jane gets a job" decision then I lose... and "Turn her away"... I lose, too! SO... they want YOU to take the 18+ scene :/

[kingbooforums]

"hope you don't have to write stories for a living"

Wow.

[sfgiantsballin]

the music starting at 3:12 reminds me of the joseph smith episode of south park

[Parqueiininja]

3:57

I could write a story 10 times better then this!

And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

[EnviousDominous]

AUGH!! I'm brain dead when it comes to this boy girl thing.

[smilicia97]

SO. if she gets the job, ITS A BAD ANSWER, if she gets rejected, ITS A BAD ANSWER, so we have to turn the boss into a PERVERT to get it right

[thevisualboy37]

And even THEN, you get yelled at!

[smilicia97]

EXACTLY

[sfgiantsballin]

Yeah, by that ultra-douche Harry Armis

[LAVATORR]

I think the correct answer is to not play Plumber's Don't Wear Ties.

[smilicia97]

I GUESS

[renefak]

lol

[smilicia97]

BUT U HAVE TO BE 18 OR OLDER!

[BoomlalaMetrotab]

Isn't the music in the beginning just EPIC?

[ZetaNeubourn]

Damn, she turns from responsible adult to whore after that turn down.

[KvacYo]

wow That boss, what a freakin asshole! xD She does was hoping for a job there

[NabloProductions]

4:03 I take that as a compliment. Cause the fact is I've never been in a relationship, after all I did just pay $700 for a video game console, just to play a dating simulator. A bad dating simulator might i add.

[cryssibaby]

What the hell is she rambling about...

[firemonkey4me]

omg.... he NEVER shuts up.....

wasn't he playing with her rearview mirror?

the one time he mentions a tie.... O_O

i hate this chicken.. the only way they get together is when she's in trouble! ffs

[AcheroniD]

"I HATE people looking for work!" Yeah, fuck people who need money to get by!

[cryssibaby]

Yeah! Damn those people... needing money to live...

[tbone2004]

To quote the AVGN...

"A chicken mask?! A FUCKING CHICKEN MASK!!"

[cryssibaby]

Right on! I love the Nerd! What is with the chicken mask... makes no sense.

[noobasaurus2]

2:50

:3

[kytomasi]

geez thank god my boss isnt this harsh lol

[dementedkirby]

Poooooooooooooooooooooaahhhh Jane, she got turned awey.

[KillcrazeWoW]

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooaahh­hh Jane

[Malligmat]

Seriously, they made this game for nerds, but they themselves aren't gamers at all, so they look down on nerds, and insult them, their target audience!

It's such a laugh

[gogetaSSfive]

@Malligmat even more ironic , it was reviewed by a nerd, and an angry one at that.

[mr0buch]

"You screwed up, but it wouldn't be the first time you screwed up a relationship, right?"

Aw! Come on chicken narrator, that was below the belt!

Seriously, why is the narrator so abusive to me?

[Akakios69]

pawr jane she got trun away

[FloorAvenueDiary]

Yeah, but what if a kid was playing the game? The only option left is the 18 or older thing, so kids who actually care about the ratings thing probably not play the game, although I wonder what made them pick it up in the first place.

[fallenangeldemon666]

this game is anoying its all just trial and error.

like the cutsceans take to long and the music puts me to sleep...damit so anoying

[HiveDes]

at least Jane is hot

[fallenangeldemon666]

yea, true something to look forward too....but god i wish it was a cutscean instead of a talking pickture....i think they should remake this game...you know what(stupid idea) lets just forget about it

[Tareltonlives]

0:31 I don't think "Jane" could act her way out of a paper bag

1:52 "Thank you, Mr. Limbaugh. We didn't think you'd be so understanding"

2:38 Lady, take your meds.

3:07 Fuck you, bitch. Go whore yourself out to somebody and piss off.

3:38 Tell you what, asshole; I'll go ask Mario to to put you out of your misery and we can all be happy

And fuck you, Chickenshit. I may never have had a date in my life, but I know when something's so retarded it gives the mentally disabled a bad name

[micc0x]

Wow... Not only does the game have a false rating of 17, there's no way to beat the game without the boss becoming a big sleaze asking her to strip.

[MoriyaShikyoh]

The whole time the boss was yelling I was expecting him to say,

"TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFF!"

[ExplorerDS6789]

You know....I think this WAS some college experiment. Made INTENTIONALLY bad and cheesy, because you can't be this bad by accident. This was all forced. And apparently it was an unlicensed 3DO game. After all, Atari and Nintendo had a few unlicensed games, so I'm sure the 3DO did too.

[JohnnyRancid2]

he basically spent two full minutes shitting on her face for no reason.

[cryssibaby]

... yeah... I'm so glad I'm never going to play this game... everrrrr

[ExplorerDS6789]

Who the hell wrote this??

[obito94]

Wait , the proper choice is to make the boss a pervert? But you have to be 18 and older to do that and the game is for 17 and under WTF?

[lilmanual]

chicken head!? XD

[troysson81]

2:58 NIGHTMARES DX

[Obsessed117]

Oh shit 2:58 is some scary stuff right there.

[troysson81]

Also, to top it off, she blames US for the whole thing. We're not the ones who rely on other people to find a date.

[h8s2]

"your perky little face and your pouty little breasts"

[unhappilyeverafter]

i think he said bouncy

[Rurike]

That narrator is a prick

[fpsanth]

FUCKIN CHICKEN MASK?!?

[Wazzup365]

I know man, why the fuck does the narrator wear a chicken mask?

[Tareltonlives]

'Cause he's a birdbrain and a chickenshit

[Headbanger142]

I want my life back! These storylines suck!

[Aaronthereal1]

Puur jane she got turn away.

[DAJ01]

Is Kirin just another name for Satan's Crotch?

[Kirbyftw9]

"Now I'll be miserable for the rest of my life thanks to you!"

Good!

[totoofze47]

1st choice : GAME OVER.

2nd choice ; This one (GAME OVER).

3rd choice : The boss becomes a perv and you get scolded.

WTF ?!

[blueprints90]

the ansewer is this game is bullshit

[betrayerillidan]

If you choose the third one,then you have two other choices.Who would have thought that the dirtier choices will progress the storyline?

[justinjoewills]

What the hell? Every answer is wrong.

[mamaluigi3]

FUCK YOU CHICKEN MAN!

[PurpleStorm8]

What the? my fault?

He choose to leave, I had nothing to do with it so back the fuck off!!

Listen to me, arguing with a guy in a chicken mask, this is the level I've been reduced to.

[PurpleStorm8]

The boss is soo lame!!

Who the hell can monologue that long about such a stupid, far-featched idea that a majority lie and cheat to get a job.

[PimpMatt0]

God... this game is a fucking joke

[VaderNES]

What a dick...

[JBryantMusic]

WTF? Why is he so mad? She just asked for a job.

[ZezKaiEll777]

so wait i say both scene she gets a job and this one but both of them = failure so i'm guess that you have to make the hairball sexually harass her...

[zeejustin6]

She wouldnt go for a guy like me anyways...too classy!

[icemansquared]

Screw this.

[agoo7581]

Wait, why is the guy leaving depending on whether the boss offers a job or not? Did I miss something?

[DantheGermanGamer]

Help, this game is taking to me.

[zupergozer]

but he left a note

[Joseph1594]

Man, I'm happy to say I could make a better game. Also, I like how you can "select" choices, but eventually they make you pick a certain one. The game just gives the illusion of choice. The AVGN review was awesome.

[KidnapDeath]

Never had this much pity for AVGN. Ever.

[thefatman18]

SUCK MY DICK, CHICKEN MAN!

[SIXTEENCINEMA]

More like suck my COCK chicken man. Bad joke, I know.

[AlvinYTP]

What the fuck?! Gawd, man, shut the Hell up!

[Phoenixangelgal]

What the hell? What a dick!

[TasamiOkami]

THIS GAME IS EVIL.

[TlGBC]

hes the one that rejected her..

[GamerUntouch]

this guy is a fucking jerkoff

[m1rock]

"Now Ill be miserable for the rest of my life." Not with tits like those you won't. lol

[xXZombiFreakXx]

OMG!! the one that made the game is sick! xD

[mrbuch]

Now it's 'Damn you'? How many times am I going to be directly insulted by this game?!

[LesBurnham]

Fricking Chickenman!!

[PortlyPete]

pweur jane. she gat tuhnd awey.

[FraserAidan]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Snifflator45]

wtf Any way they choose they fucking yell at you!?!? Fuck you chicken man!

[FootballBoi815]

i hate that fucking asian voice at the beginning

[NekoYumiChan]

Yay I get to make her life a liveing hell! 8D

[poweroftheglory]

Looks like she was better off not getting that job.

[KingdomHeartsFan91]

What a douche!

[dim1945]

And how was I supposed to know he'd just happen to be leaving this time when she came outside despite not leaving on the first one?

[dalejr88and8]

damn hes a bitch

[gentleuterus]

You pea-brained preppy, you vain Volvo-driving vulva!

[thegreattesm]

thanks for posting this shit. ha ha ha