its very odd to see how many times phil takes a second to pause and word stuff, cause you can see how many cuts were made in editing while that video was played on his computer in background O.o XDD
I would be Iron man :D he is m*******ing rich and still has a good social life + i would be famous and have the incredible feeling of my life making sense.
Doctor Who- david tennent version (obviously). Greatest hero in any form of fiction I've ever come across, he spends most of his time really sad but he's a genius that does great things, and no one can take that away from him.
QOTD: Sora from Kingdom Hearts. I could travel worlds and meet original disney characters instead of lookin at the crappy disney shows they have now. AND KILL HEARTLESS AND NOBODIES!!!!! xDDDD. Oh and life would be more interesting
It seems like Finn MacCool had a pretty good deal. Just stick your thumb in your mouth and gain access to all the knowledge in the world (including magic).
I hate when I'm minding my own business looking through news, and I run into this guy. it doesnt say this guy is going to come out on the title. Going through news and BAM big face of this guy at 0:01.
so late to reply but i would be Anakin skywalker AKA Darth Vadar cause i am very much like young adult anakin not that i am planning to kill hundreds of my friends betray poiliticians and learn to choke people without touching them
Deadpool. Regeneration, swords, guns, the ability to teleport and nothing would be more frustrating than getting your ass kicked by a whole who talked the whole time
If Buffy Summers counts then I will definetly be her because she gets to sleep with Spike! Also Blink from XMen would be pretty cool cause I could teleport.
Aquaman.. cos then i would smoke my cigarettes UNDER THE SEA. MUAHAHAHA. this, all in all, does nobody any good and essentially causes lots of things lots of harm. i wonder why this is my aspiration? hmm...gotta be the coffee talking.
Dr. Manhattan. I would have control of the most fundamental building blocks of the universe. Although I'm not too crazy walking around with ma junk out 24/7, or wearing a tight black speedo.
if i was a superhero, i'd be either: the Avatar (controlling the earth's element: rockstar!), a Super Saiyan (1. they're badass. 2. Trunks is my favorite), or 3. Danny Phantom (who wouldn't want to shoot a plasma ray out their butt ;D)
superhero: Wolverine because of his claws(duh),his regenerative power(duuuh) and mostly cuz the funny way he speaks(wise as replies and
villian: Lex luthor.i dunno why..it's the first name that popped in my mind and mostly cuz i havent been through many comics.just saw cartoons and movies adapted to them
batman because the girls falling all over him like bat girl, wonder woman, cat woman, Harley Quinn,and etc. also to mention they are all hot
whovian140 2 weeks ago
I would be deadpool mostly because hes awesome and he can only die if he has his head cut off for a week.
rushyboy132 1 month ago
I have dislikes on facebook.com...... thanks google chrome.
TheFakePros 3 months ago
its very odd to see how many times phil takes a second to pause and word stuff, cause you can see how many cuts were made in editing while that video was played on his computer in background O.o XDD
MindFreak590 3 months ago
Buffy the Vampya Slaya. So I can slay them haters!
dewey4evur 4 months ago
One of those super hot superheroes with giant boobs.
sarahsoccergirl 5 months ago
invisible man..... for obvious reasons....
SDNDxShotgunZ 6 months ago
is Ganondorf a supervillain and can I choose to marry instead of BE?
Phelixas 6 months ago
Chuck Norris.....Nuf said
blessurface 7 months ago 4
Spawn or Hellboy just cuz they are badass
Mexicanguy789 7 months ago
i would probably be either Bane or Doomsday
tweak666616 7 months ago
I would be Iron man :D he is m*******ing rich and still has a good social life + i would be famous and have the incredible feeling of my life making sense.
christophedetiege 8 months ago
Doctor Who- david tennent version (obviously). Greatest hero in any form of fiction I've ever come across, he spends most of his time really sad but he's a genius that does great things, and no one can take that away from him.
sakkarinahp 8 months ago
The classic deadpool
huntersights 8 months ago
Scarecrow he is freaking awesome
MrJudman 8 months ago
PINKIE PIE
bethesda4ever 9 months ago
Goku no matter how dorky it is.
kennyrocks11 9 months ago
venom,cause i can
boomthehedaghog4421 10 months ago
>:)P
FakeAndGay13 11 months ago
Pause at 3:13... NO MR PRIEST, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD MAN!
HarryIsTheGamingGeek 1 year ago
My favorite super villain ever? Obama! Too bad I am too white looking. Black face just doesn't fly anymore.
AllFractUp 1 year ago
Paradox (controls time)
summitofboom 1 year ago
The Pilot is a Canadian fighter pilot.
Wanhope2 1 year ago
No STD's man!
horukye 1 year ago
Superman or THE COON
EmanGtown 1 year ago
I wanna be
MINT BERRY CRUNCH
donttuchmybass 1 year ago
Batman.
Nuff said.
ADayForeverGreen 1 year ago
One word, Apocalypse. Cause be honest, to evolve to that level of megalomania, there's got to be something jacked up going on there.
Photomongo 1 year ago
i would be Chuck Norris
2fulasnubbar 1 year ago
YOOOOOO
SHU THE FUUCCKK UPPPPPPPP
talk too damn much
MrDjyno 1 year ago
STFU ur voice is annoying... ur killing me here
straightcoolguy 1 year ago
saxton hale, 'nuff said.
rual40 1 year ago
I would love to be the Christopher Nolan Joker or Batman. Arguably two of the greatest acting jobs done to portray the superhero and his villain.
shoskillz1 1 year ago
QOTD: Sora from Kingdom Hearts. I could travel worlds and meet original disney characters instead of lookin at the crappy disney shows they have now. AND KILL HEARTLESS AND NOBODIES!!!!! xDDDD. Oh and life would be more interesting
ChOcOsTaR27 1 year ago
Doomsday, because hes proactive :)
PrisonCipher 1 year ago
luffy
orvol13 1 year ago
aquaman. because ill id have to worry about is where the hell the fish smell is coming from and because that was a bad joke.
13thvoz 1 year ago
Master chief or pacman
NextRoundGaming 1 year ago
AAH (grasping balls) that hurt more than anything!
beehard44 1 year ago
i want to be SP for Super Pwnd
my motto is - you just got PWND -
halovictory 1 year ago
QOTD: Does the Devil count?
DegaaRin 1 year ago
It seems like Finn MacCool had a pretty good deal. Just stick your thumb in your mouth and gain access to all the knowledge in the world (including magic).
NorseWarriorKing 1 year ago
Captain Price.
master9321234 1 year ago
Superman; because kryptonite seems hard to come by....
hrodis771 1 year ago 12
my dada fueled the plain that crashed, NO LIEA!!!!!
iusethiswebsite7 1 year ago
I'd be Dr. Manhattan just cuz he's so ridiculously powerful. Yeah.
crablord 1 year ago
I would be Ichigo Kurosaki. Because of the badass sword and his straight up power to fuck shit up.
PikeMcChicken06 1 year ago
I hate when I'm minding my own business looking through news, and I run into this guy. it doesnt say this guy is going to come out on the title. Going through news and BAM big face of this guy at 0:01.
chachodude 1 year ago
I'd be Wally West! The FLASH!
addictionboy 1 year ago
so late to reply but i would be Anakin skywalker AKA Darth Vadar cause i am very much like young adult anakin not that i am planning to kill hundreds of my friends betray poiliticians and learn to choke people without touching them
CJ090 1 year ago
punisher
youpooper1234567890 1 year ago
Dead shot
Edward1Nigma2 1 year ago
sonic the hedgehog, a weird one i know but I always wanted to run really fast
GRAWman 1 year ago
Deadpool. Regeneration, swords, guns, the ability to teleport and nothing would be more frustrating than getting your ass kicked by a whole who talked the whole time
dfaithclay 1 year ago
WOLVERINE !
HIMYMjocke 1 year ago
Cid raines from ffxiii so I could finally kill him! Yeah, I'm extreemly lame....
TypeingOnMyITouch 1 year ago
i would be wolverine ... ruged and mean ... and teach ppl lessons in maners with my blade hands
jayq2009 1 year ago
Dr. Manhattan, he is basically Superman but not an idiot.
grimmtb 1 year ago
THOR!!!!!
newnanou 1 year ago
Hmmm... Well I'd either be spawn as I previously said, or killer croc from batman arkham asylum.
SLIPKNOT133EDGES 1 year ago
Spawn, The fat-dwarf-demon-clown said that spawns armour has a trillion functions, if you catch my drift.
SLIPKNOT133EDGES 1 year ago
Id be witchblade. just because......HAVE YOU SEEN HER?!
StephieAnna 1 year ago
Kick-Ass
AAATrigger 1 year ago
i want to be THE JOKER !!!
kix2P 1 year ago
If Buffy Summers counts then I will definetly be her because she gets to sleep with Spike! Also Blink from XMen would be pretty cool cause I could teleport.
toryrocks 1 year ago
I'd be Gambit so if im playing poker and i have a bad hand i could just kill everyone and take their money
Threllsfromwowlol 1 year ago
I have always thought having Magnetos power's would be awesome.
Shargrailar 1 year ago
Dude...Philly... You aren't quite the artist, are you? :)) the I ♥Fridays thing! :))
sweetqueenrock 1 year ago
Aquaman.. cos then i would smoke my cigarettes UNDER THE SEA. MUAHAHAHA. this, all in all, does nobody any good and essentially causes lots of things lots of harm. i wonder why this is my aspiration? hmm...gotta be the coffee talking.
thenakedbuffalo 1 year ago
I would be Sylar, because then I would have the ability to steal other peoples abilities which just adds on to world domination.
Menards2 1 year ago
HA!... lucky? i found $ 50 on the ground... =.= that day was a very tasty day.
TimeManInJail 1 year ago
Dr. Manhattan. I would have control of the most fundamental building blocks of the universe. Although I'm not too crazy walking around with ma junk out 24/7, or wearing a tight black speedo.
pliskin67 1 year ago
I would be Spider Man. I've always wondered what the hell he was feeling when he says, "My Spidey Senses are tingling!"
AkemiKyosho 1 year ago 63
@ToBeScaredByAnOwl What? just the Halo ring? that's a bit ott?
xxxvice1 1 year ago
Jubilee. Who doesn't want to shoot fireworks out of their hands?
TheFinalAlice 1 year ago
deadpool because he is the only x-men caracter with humor also he replace severed limbs
thefuzzIRL 1 year ago
Dr. Manhattan because theres nothing more badass than that
holaminombreeskyle 1 year ago
Dazzler. She's a rockstar who can change lighting and alter people's emotions. :3
lachrymosaXX 1 year ago
bradass87 what a retard
sicroyalty 1 year ago
I'd be Iron Man.
Because then I could pee in my suit and it would be filtered into drinking water. :)
StephyRQ 1 year ago
dr.manhatten so i can hang out with my wang out.......and godmode
muntchy 1 year ago
I'd be hit hero from christanity God
4thenecronomicon 1 year ago
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JasonAntronZinn 1 year ago
I'd be Satan...cuz he has real estate.
PyroHaven07 1 year ago
Dude insurgensyfraud...
SoppaTorakka 1 year ago
Darth Vader because then I'd have a cool badass lightsaber :D
Omega3Duck 1 year ago
vincent volajou, because id be immune to nano machines and unleash a bunch of them on innocent civilians... also alot of hair
Emeexuqu 1 year ago
chuck norris
a7xisawsome1 1 year ago
i would be the boobie watcher from role models!
malecsnumba1 1 year ago
i would like to be Darth Vader
GR3G1177 1 year ago
QOTD: Id be team rocket so i can be the badass bad guys
wehiandola 1 year ago
VINCENT VALENTINE! cuz someone already said sephiroth recently :3
rhianna58 1 year ago
*yawn* 1000 pages is childs play
sugarfairieprincess 1 year ago
i would be batman so i can beat my children with an awsome belt
shrecknigga 1 year ago 26
I would be Mr.Fantastic mostly because you get multiple benefits from his power ;)
ProfessorGroovy 1 year ago
Predator. I would be a predator bc thats just fucking epic
OneOfAKind14 1 year ago
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Does Wyclef have a birth certificate? Obama didn't need one.
HomleandSecurity 1 year ago
Sephiroth cos hes awsum and has a ninety thousand foot long katana and can cheat death
FFValkyrie123 1 year ago
I would be Ironman, for the simple fact that he is awesome
Si13ntW0lf 1 year ago
Dr Manhattan of The Watchmen. he has the power TO BE GOD
kingofass 1 year ago
I dunno...A girl version of Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter? Draika Malfoy? :) I <3 him xD
MermaidAbbey 1 year ago
Whats the name of the song Sxephil was referencing about Wyclef?
Blitz913 1 year ago
@Blitz913 Not sure - Probably called "If I Was President" - I know he performed it on Chappelle's Show as a guest
TheSnoozy 1 year ago
Arwyn from Sojourn, haha.
legendarykurenai 1 year ago
the joker cuz he is obveously on redbull and coke
getalife331 1 year ago
Wonder woman or supergirl!!!
Actually I'd rather be the character I created for myself two years ago... Dumb name cool powers, for more info fate-protectors.webs.com
superweirdalienmodel 1 year ago
i would be the punisher im in between good and evil plus many guns at my disposale and hes sooooo awsome!!!!!
SLIPKNOTROCKS36 1 year ago
I would be Leon Kennedy, no doubt.
TasteTheBeast666 1 year ago
batman because he is awsome
MrCornstalker 1 year ago
The human torch!!! I just love the idea of being of fire and not hurting!
ZacACoolDude 1 year ago
I would be Storm, so I could actually make it rain on them hoes.
GrimPimp 1 year ago 44
I would be Maleficent from sleeping beauty... shes the best villian ever!! so evil!
daryajean 1 year ago
@daryajean r u a girl?
SLIPKNOTROCKS36 1 year ago
@SLIPKNOTROCKS36 yes i am. hahah do i look like a boy to you??
daryajean 1 year ago
Id be Brian Boitano hahahah
MrScottywuttin 1 year ago
if i was a superhero, i'd be either: the Avatar (controlling the earth's element: rockstar!), a Super Saiyan (1. they're badass. 2. Trunks is my favorite), or 3. Danny Phantom (who wouldn't want to shoot a plasma ray out their butt ;D)
Gnorker727 1 year ago
2 words: HIT GIRL
EpicWinx3 1 year ago
the bay harbor butcher.
btimonarch 1 year ago
if i had to be a superhero : i would be iron man cuz i love Technologie
villian i would be leatherface cuz i like texas chainsaw massacre
jameswilliams29 1 year ago
Invisible Women....She's hot
ZiiNExDoMeSkI 1 year ago
Megatron
EdrisBEP 1 year ago
love your lightswitch
BonnieWrightFan4ever 1 year ago
Aeon Flux--she totally counts. Or Violet from Ultra Violet.
emraldlover12 1 year ago
I would be the Joker, the coolest villian of all time!
ThePonderLand 1 year ago
superhero: Wolverine because of his claws(duh),his regenerative power(duuuh) and mostly cuz the funny way he speaks(wise as replies and
villian: Lex luthor.i dunno why..it's the first name that popped in my mind and mostly cuz i havent been through many comics.just saw cartoons and movies adapted to them
Vlad1989dec 1 year ago
i click on the video bc i was like President of hentai cool
jhovaleeshis 1 year ago
Sephiroth due to extreme epicness
PyromaniacBlackWings 1 year ago
I'd be a female version of Spiderman ;)
TyLeeslilsis 1 year ago
@TyLeeslilsis u know there is a spider woman ?
shrecknigga 1 year ago
i pick the most amazing super heroic one ......me
joshuavalenzuela71 1 year ago
superman
TheHLGGhosts 1 year ago
I would be The Punisher.
dfsa90 1 year ago
flash
DesamFilms 1 year ago
I would be Sheila...queen of the jungle..>.> -cough-
JesterNlove 1 year ago
I believe the obvious answer would be the shadow...as long as I didn't have to look like alec baldwin
theblueshadow16 1 year ago
I WOULD BE KICK ASS
amvmasterofdark 1 year ago
Wolverine. The healing factor and those blades would be so handy, in normal day to day life.
BakaHULK 1 year ago
you fucking awsom body
apolo880 1 year ago
dead pool cuz he is a villain /hero and he's cool
The1AndOnlyDonika 1 year ago
so on the wyclef issue... not a lot of pros?
zweizy504 1 year ago
Probably Harley Quinn from Batman, because she's my favorite. But then again... Everyone expects me to be Poison Ivy, because my name is Ivy!
StarfishLOVESyou 1 year ago
Catwoman cuz she can steal diamonds and get away with it...
oxfordjrr 1 year ago
i would be docta peppa because he amazing
oko285 1 year ago
best pds ever!!!!!!!!!!!
skelatore1828 1 year ago
i wud be batman because he has a awsome tool belt
manhatten345 1 year ago
the Doctor because he can time travel
infinus5 1 year ago
green lantern- intergalactic police force ftw
WillMcC13 1 year ago
id be Gir
tinman2matt 1 year ago
Retard MAN.....I have the power to control sane and smart people to do retarded things...???wtf....this was a brainfart.....
sexyboygogu 1 year ago
Facebook do have a "dislike" button, its a google chrome add-on, search for it.
arturo1990 1 year ago
Batman with Green Lantern's ring. Like WTF.
PeopleStringSocial 1 year ago
Thanos, cuz lets B honest, who can beat him? Besides, who doesn't wanna play GOD
=D
NewNegroMan 1 year ago
I would be the red hulk for marval because once hull turned red you knew you were screwed like a lightbulb.
MrGaterkiller 1 year ago
Dante from DMC cause he's fucking awesome
fadingshadow122 1 year ago
wonder women cuz i a dude
balbs100 1 year ago
the female version of spider man AKA Spidy
ladyantelum 1 year ago
QOTD: Samurai friggin' Jack. Do you even NEED to ask why?
juanmiguel4459 1 year ago
QOTA : Jessica Chobot (:
SoySauce671 1 year ago
QOTD: Jesus.
FireJigglypuff2310 1 year ago
the Green Lantern. For obvious reasons.
ShadeGamer011 1 year ago
Super Saiyan Goku!
jwillpresents 1 year ago 15
I found that so funny althought im haitian
oolibrice 1 year ago
@TheWhiteKingOfGod what country are you from ?
shortsizeme 1 year ago
Muraki from Yami no Matsuei....... :) :) :)
zanchan 1 year ago
lllllll
YouHateMyName 1 year ago
Alex Mercer from Prototype :O
moviecrafter 1 year ago
spidy
masterofdel 1 year ago
MOIST! your moisture, buddy... even though hes only a sidekick.
gundamwang20202020 1 year ago
Goku.
p00pjiggle 1 year ago 2
FUCK FACEBOOK
FluffyAnger571 1 year ago
Bulrog, cartmans ninja in episode 801 of south park, with the ability to turn kyle into a chicken.
Zammys0nly 1 year ago
Darth Vader.
Hell yeah.
DaedricBlade11 1 year ago
i would chose to be venom, he's the man!
Beeswaxs956 1 year ago
wyclef fucking sucks, i met him once.
spacenoise5 1 year ago
Commander Shepherd. Mass Effect is my life.
ninjaman00 1 year ago
Phill, you're hott, and the fact that your smart just makes you so much hotter
shortsizeme 1 year ago
id be the Joker cos i think hero get to much attention
MrPunkunderdog 1 year ago
i'd be magneto from x-men, and make me a metal suit, then fly around like ironman