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  • batman because the girls falling all over him like bat girl, wonder woman, cat woman, Harley Quinn,and etc. also to mention they are all hot 

  • I would be deadpool mostly because hes awesome and he can only die if he has his head cut off for a week.

  • I have dislikes on facebook.com...... thanks google chrome.

  • its very odd to see how many times phil takes a second to pause and word stuff, cause you can see how many cuts were made in editing while that video was played on his computer in background O.o XDD

  • Buffy the Vampya Slaya. So I can slay them haters!

  • One of those super hot superheroes with giant boobs.

  • invisible man..... for obvious reasons....

  • is Ganondorf a supervillain and can I choose to marry instead of BE?

  • Chuck Norris.....Nuf said

  • Spawn or Hellboy just cuz they are badass

  • i would probably be either Bane or Doomsday

  • I would be Iron man :D he is m*******ing rich and still has a good social life + i would be famous and have the incredible feeling of my life making sense.

  • Doctor Who- david tennent version (obviously). Greatest hero in any form of fiction I've ever come across, he spends most of his time really sad but he's a genius that does great things, and no one can take that away from him.

  • The classic deadpool

  • Scarecrow he is freaking awesome

  • PINKIE PIE

    

  • Goku no matter how dorky it is.

  • venom,cause i can

  • >:)P

  • Pause at 3:13... NO MR PRIEST, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD MAN!

  • My favorite super villain ever?  Obama! Too bad I am too white looking. Black face just doesn't fly anymore.

  • Paradox (controls time)

  • The Pilot is a Canadian fighter pilot.

  • No STD's man!

  • Superman or THE COON

  • I wanna be

    MINT BERRY CRUNCH

    

  • Batman.

    Nuff said.

  • One word, Apocalypse. Cause be honest, to evolve to that level of megalomania, there's got to be something jacked up going on there.

  • i would be Chuck Norris

  • YOOOOOO

    SHU THE FUUCCKK UPPPPPPPP

    talk too damn much

  • STFU ur voice is annoying... ur killing me here

  • saxton hale, 'nuff said.

  • I would love to be the Christopher Nolan Joker or Batman. Arguably two of the greatest acting jobs done to portray the superhero and his villain.

  • QOTD: Sora from Kingdom Hearts. I could travel worlds and meet original disney characters instead of lookin at the crappy disney shows they have now. AND KILL HEARTLESS AND NOBODIES!!!!! xDDDD. Oh and life would be more interesting

  • Doomsday, because hes proactive :)

  • luffy

    

  • aquaman. because ill id have to worry about is where the hell the fish smell is coming from and because that was a bad joke.

  • Master chief or pacman

  • AAH (grasping balls) that hurt more than anything!

  • i want to be SP for Super Pwnd

    my motto is - you just got PWND -

  • QOTD: Does the Devil count?

  • It seems like Finn MacCool had a pretty good deal. Just stick your thumb in your mouth and gain access to all the knowledge in the world (including magic).

  • Captain Price.

  • Superman; because kryptonite seems hard to come by....

  • my dada fueled the plain that crashed, NO LIEA!!!!!

  • I'd be Dr. Manhattan just cuz he's so ridiculously powerful. Yeah.

  • I would be Ichigo Kurosaki. Because of the badass sword and his straight up power to fuck shit up.

  • I hate when I'm minding my own business looking through news, and I run into this guy. it doesnt say this guy is going to come out on the title. Going through news and BAM big face of this guy at 0:01.

  • I'd be Wally West! The FLASH!

  • so late to reply but i would be Anakin skywalker AKA Darth Vadar cause i am very much like young adult anakin not that i am planning to kill hundreds of my friends betray poiliticians and learn to choke people without touching them

  • punisher

  • Dead shot 

  • sonic the hedgehog, a weird one i know but I always wanted to run really fast

  • Deadpool. Regeneration, swords, guns, the ability to teleport and nothing would be more frustrating than getting your ass kicked by a whole who talked the whole time

  • WOLVERINE !

  • Cid raines from ffxiii so I could finally kill him! Yeah, I'm extreemly lame....

  • i would be wolverine ... ruged and mean ... and teach ppl lessons in maners with my blade hands

  • Dr. Manhattan, he is basically Superman but not an idiot.

  • THOR!!!!!

  • Hmmm... Well I'd either be spawn as I previously said, or killer croc from batman arkham asylum.

  • Spawn, The fat-dwarf-demon-clown said that spawns armour has a trillion functions, if you catch my drift.

  • Id be witchblade. just because......HAVE YOU SEEN HER?!

  • Kick-Ass

  • i want to be THE JOKER !!!

  • If Buffy Summers counts then I will definetly be her because she gets to sleep with Spike! Also Blink from XMen would be pretty cool cause I could teleport.

  • I'd be Gambit so if im playing poker and i have a bad hand i could just kill everyone and take their money

  • I have always thought having Magnetos power's would be awesome.

  • Dude...Philly... You aren't quite the artist, are you? :)) the I ♥Fridays thing! :))

  • Aquaman.. cos then i would smoke my cigarettes UNDER THE SEA. MUAHAHAHA. this, all in all, does nobody any good and essentially causes lots of things lots of harm. i wonder why this is my aspiration? hmm...gotta be the coffee talking.

  • I would be Sylar, because then I would have the ability to steal other peoples abilities which just adds on to world domination.

  • HA!... lucky? i found $ 50 on the ground... =.= that day was a very tasty day.

  • Dr. Manhattan. I would have control of the most fundamental building blocks of the universe. Although I'm not too crazy walking around with ma junk out 24/7, or wearing a tight black speedo.

  • I would be Spider Man. I've always wondered what the hell he was feeling when he says, "My Spidey Senses are tingling!"

  • @ToBeScaredByAnOwl What? just the Halo ring? that's a bit ott?

  • Jubilee. Who doesn't want to shoot fireworks out of their hands?

  • deadpool because he is the only x-men caracter with humor also he replace severed limbs

  • Dr. Manhattan because theres nothing more badass than that

  • Dazzler. She's a rockstar who can change lighting and alter people's emotions. :3

  • bradass87 what a retard

  • I'd be Iron Man.

    Because then I could pee in my suit and it would be filtered into drinking water. :)

  • dr.manhatten so i can hang out with my wang out.......and godmode

  • I'd be hit hero from christanity God

  • I'd be Satan...cuz he has real estate.

  • Dude insurgensyfraud...

  • Darth Vader because then I'd have a cool badass lightsaber :D

  • vincent volajou, because id be immune to nano machines and unleash a bunch of them on innocent civilians... also alot of hair

  • chuck norris

  • i would be the boobie watcher from role models!

  • i would like to be Darth Vader

  • QOTD: Id be team rocket so i can be the badass bad guys

  • VINCENT VALENTINE! cuz someone already said sephiroth recently :3

  • *yawn* 1000 pages is childs play

  • i would be batman so i can beat my children with an awsome belt

  • I would be Mr.Fantastic mostly because you get multiple benefits from his power ;)

  • Predator. I would be a predator bc thats just fucking epic

  • Sephiroth cos hes awsum and has a ninety thousand foot long katana and can cheat death

  • I would be Ironman, for the simple fact that he is awesome

  • Dr Manhattan of The Watchmen. he has the power TO BE GOD

  • I dunno...A girl version of Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter? Draika Malfoy? :) I <3 him xD

  • Whats the name of the song Sxephil was referencing about Wyclef?

  • @Blitz913 Not sure - Probably called "If I Was President" - I know he performed it on Chappelle's Show as a guest

  • Arwyn from Sojourn, haha.

  • the joker cuz he is obveously on redbull and coke

  • Wonder woman or supergirl!!!

    Actually I'd rather be the character I created for myself two years ago... Dumb name cool powers, for more info fate-protectors.webs.com

  • i would be the punisher im in between good and evil plus many guns at my disposale and hes sooooo awsome!!!!!

  • I would be Leon Kennedy, no doubt.

  • batman because he is awsome

  • The human torch!!! I just love the idea of being of fire and not hurting!

  • I would be Storm, so I could actually make it rain on them hoes.

  • I would be Maleficent from sleeping beauty... shes the best villian ever!! so evil!

  • @daryajean r u a girl?

  • @SLIPKNOTROCKS36 yes i am. hahah do i look like a boy to you??

  • Id be Brian Boitano hahahah

  • if i was a superhero, i'd be either: the Avatar (controlling the earth's element: rockstar!), a Super Saiyan (1. they're badass. 2. Trunks is my favorite), or 3. Danny Phantom (who wouldn't want to shoot a plasma ray out their butt ;D)

  • 2 words: HIT GIRL

  • the bay harbor butcher.

  • if i had to be a superhero : i would be iron man cuz i love Technologie

    villian i would be leatherface cuz i like texas chainsaw massacre

  • Invisible Women....She's hot

  • Megatron

  • love your lightswitch

  • Aeon Flux--she totally counts. Or Violet from Ultra Violet.

  • I would be the Joker, the coolest villian of all time!

  • superhero: Wolverine because of his claws(duh),his regenerative power(duuuh) and mostly cuz the funny way he speaks(wise as replies and

    villian: Lex luthor.i dunno why..it's the first name that popped in my mind and mostly cuz i havent been through many comics.just saw cartoons and movies adapted to them

  • i click on the video bc i was like President of hentai cool

  • Sephiroth due to extreme epicness

  • I'd be a female version of Spiderman ;) 

  • @TyLeeslilsis u know there is a spider woman ?

  • i pick the most amazing super heroic one ......me

  • superman

  • I would be The Punisher.

  • flash

  • I would be Sheila...queen of the jungle..>.> -cough-

  • I believe the obvious answer would be the shadow...as long as I didn't have to look like alec baldwin

  • I WOULD BE KICK ASS

  • Wolverine. The healing factor and those blades would be so handy, in normal day to day life.

  • you fucking awsom body

  • dead pool cuz he is a villain /hero and he's cool

  • so on the wyclef issue... not a lot of pros?

  • Probably Harley Quinn from Batman, because she's my favorite. But then again... Everyone expects me to be Poison Ivy, because my name is Ivy!

  • Catwoman cuz she can steal diamonds and get away with it...

  • i would be docta peppa because he amazing

  • best pds ever!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i wud be batman because he has a awsome tool belt

  • the Doctor because he can time travel

  • green lantern- intergalactic police force ftw

  • id be Gir

  • Retard MAN.....I have the power to control sane and smart people to do retarded things...???wtf....this was a brainfart.....

  • Facebook do have a "dislike" button, its a google chrome add-on, search for it.

  • Batman with Green Lantern's ring. Like WTF.

  • Thanos, cuz lets B honest, who can beat him? Besides, who doesn't wanna play GOD

    =D

  • I would be the red hulk for marval because once hull turned red you knew you were screwed like a lightbulb.

  • Dante from DMC cause he's fucking awesome

  • wonder women cuz i a dude

  • the female version of spider man AKA Spidy

  • QOTD: Samurai friggin' Jack. Do you even NEED to ask why?

  • QOTA : Jessica Chobot (:

  • QOTD: Jesus.

  • the Green Lantern. For obvious reasons.

  • Super Saiyan Goku!

  • I found that so funny althought im haitian

  • @TheWhiteKingOfGod what country are you from ?

  • Muraki from Yami no Matsuei....... :) :) :)

  • lllllll

  • Alex Mercer from Prototype :O

  • spidy

  • MOIST! your moisture, buddy... even though hes only a sidekick.

  • Goku.

  • FUCK FACEBOOK

  • Bulrog, cartmans ninja in episode 801 of south park, with the ability to turn kyle into a chicken.

  • Darth Vader.

    Hell yeah.

  • i would chose to be venom, he's the man!

  • wyclef fucking sucks, i met him once.

  • Commander Shepherd. Mass Effect is my life.

  • Phill, you're hott, and the fact that your smart just makes you so much hotter

  • id be the Joker cos i think hero get to much attention

  • i'd be magneto from x-men, and make me a metal suit, then fly around like ironman