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  • warning ZOMBIES ARE FAKE (intell 2954 i took randome geuss)

  • tru but ll these mothers who zbuse science to bring other cultures down could loose control. Like we spend more money not having nuclear and chemical weapons from exploding than explodding them a varous like that could happend if its genetically engeneer just like hiv and no im not a fucking theorist research the facts.

  • To survive zombie apocalypse just remember: Be smart and don't be a hero

  • quarantine horror movie

  • 1:47 is Madagascar.

    Screw you Madagascar.

  • @Thrasher1018 Thank you captain obvious!

  • Madagascar will survive.

  • @CobaltX07 Lol you must have played Pandemic 2!Yeah I agree with you! :D

  • @xbox360ismylife1 rejection..

  • Fucking Madagascar man

  • kay now i know how to beat pandemic :D

  • Rule #25 check the back seat.

  • Such a virus does exist. We call it HIV. It goes relatively symptomless for a long period of time and is spread through physical means, namely fluid sharing.

  • Ask me in 28 days....

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  • Zombie can be man made :O

  • BUT A ZOMBIE BITES YOU AND IF THEY DONT FINISH EATING YOU YOU'LL PASS OUT FOR A COUPLE SECONDS AND WAKE UP NOT BEING MENTALLY THEIR AND RUN AFTER OTHER FREAKIN PEOPLE OK WHY DISCOVERY I DONT TRUST YOUR LOGIC ANYMORE OF COURSE YOUR NOT GONNA BECOME A ZOMBIE IF A ZOMBIE COUGHS OF YOU ZOMBIES DONT COUGH OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY

  • Problem is, zombieland wasn't very realistic. There was a lot of plot holes considering the scientific value.

    BUT THEN AGAIN WHO CARES ABOUT THE SCIENCE???

    Well in real life it would have to be a artificially created virus. For a virus that has been a part of an ecosystem won't kill off all of its potential hosts.

    Also the virus could contain veriations of cancer and the common cold, cancer being lethal, and cold being ever changing, adapting, and infectious.

  • @02684139755 k i understand wat ur sayin (sorta) but th virus ther is lik mad cow disease and they bite uy soo it goes inside u

  • Rule #1 - Cardio: Make sure you are fit because the fat ones are the first ones to go.

  • better check your back seats when you driving

  • i wonder whats gonna be the zombie kill of the week

  • when it will happen then i will be Tank Dempsey oorahh :D

  • madagascar will never get infected.

  • @5ciFive Pandemic reference anyone?

  • New World Order, the government is making one right now...

  • @GhostRecon756 KILLUMINATI!

  • Sup People Take your guns and be ready for Left 4 Dead 3!!!

  • how would we become immune?

  • @dimitri926 its not hard to understand, if someone with say a strong immune system gets infected with a low dose of the virus and is able to fight off the virus then that persons immune system will sort of get updated with new info which will prevent the virus from entering that body again

  • @dimitri926 Buy a gas mask.

  • AIDS is like a zombie virus though it doesn't control the hosts mind

  • AIDS is like a zombie virus

  • I will take a shot in the head before i let my "government" shoot me in the arm... 2nd Amendment Most Important After the 1st...There is a successive order here... Americans must arm themselves with the "truth" before arming themselves with weapons...True Saviors of the world, Unite and take over...

  • sounds like HIV

  • Remember press the ( X ) button to rebuild the barriers!!!!

  • Ak47! 12G Shotgun! Barricaded home :3

  • @stilltormentin point is the virus spreading mechanism kinda sucks so it can't destroy humanity as a whole.

  • TAAAAANK!!!

  • my rule1# be a hero unless you saving lady gaga!!

  • well at least i get to spend half a night with a hot girl before i double tap her ass

  • The title should be changed to ''can a virus wipe out the entire human race''.

  • Zombies will die fast because they are not immune to sicknesses,their cells don't regenerate,they are just walking meat sacks without weapons,too many natural predators,and more.

  • @christlubas however if it is a rabies-like disease, then the host remains alive, and becomes incredibly violent. also some viruses are able to manipulate hormone development. so it might make your body release more testoterone, or adrenaline, which would lead to being incredibly fast, strong, and vicious. or even growth hormones (it would have to be an extremely vicious disease though) causing you to become much larger or bulkier (yes i know how much this sounds like L4D, but this is possible)

  • @habudabuda Mutation is not mentioned by the Solanum virus

    and basically they are just dead people who feed on the living and die out by rotting.

    Infected however varies from situation to situation...........

  • its just physically impossible for a zombie to run use the laws of science its on your side and yea zombie outbreak is gonna happen but its going to be over in like 10 months cuz decaling legs body and head

  • i wanna be a tank!!!! or if i am a survivor, ima gonna team up with 4 people! :D

  • @molopi123 lol i'll be the healer :)

  • that's a pleasant thought

  • ok so thre arent any Zombies or wat?

  • wear a condom

  • NO DUMBASSES! Left 4 Dead will happen

  • Wanna beef up your immune system & protect yourself against illness?

    Try Mmun! If you are drinking it, you will be protected if even if the BLACK PLAGUE comes to town!

    Go to my friends juiceberg's channel & ask them about it. It's awesome!

  • if this happens then those years i've wasted playing zombie slaying games are'nt useless after all...

  • and btw madagascar would be safe if it never started there

  • yeah but still if zombies were real and you were immune dosnt mean you wont die by getting your neck ripped out!

  • It's not hard to imagine when you think about how a person infected with rabies behaves.

  • if u spreed 2 viruses it woud be easyer :D

  • and if and wen yuu become a zombie team work is key

  • Alway wear seatbelt and double tap

  • Honestly? Anything like zombies, were wolves, and vampires could happen...its unlikely but not impossible. There not based on magic or fantasy...there based on chemicals...and the transferrence of those chemicals..a zombie virus or so on is transferred the same way most viruses are...and it just has different effects.

  • wow.. you sound really educated..

  • well there are virusses that couse fevers and the person doesnt know exactly what they are doing and walks around like on drugs. if that fuses with an airtransmited virus that could be called a zombievirus

  • @MrShadowWeezle yeah but definately no werewolfs because the human body and the structure would be able to resist the massive change maybe the same for vampires.

  • Annnnd...this has exactly WHAT to do with zombies?

  • @eddybaby58 well zombies has to spread its virus around right? And it's not easy for virus to spread like that in movies.

  • @eddybaby58 well i got here from maglev trains so what do they have in common?

  • There is a way for viruses to stay dormant for long periods of time, its called the lysogenic cycle.

  • he is talking about natural virus's NOT MAN MADE VIRUS'S WICH WERE MANUFACTURED TO SPREAD AND KILL AND N0T SHOW SYMPTOMS...

  • How could this guy have missed HIV? Symptoms may be delayed for years after infection.Africa is in the midst of a pandemic.

  • Yeah but he talking about zombie land, a whole world pandemic.

  • HIV is controllable most of the people die from failed immune systems meaning something like the flu, or pneumonia kills them. There was this one man in germany that had a natural antibody for HIV and donated bone marrow for a man with HIV and BAM he no longer had HIV it was pretty random. They're testing it out now to see if the bone marrow was what really cured the man.

  • pandemic 2: damn you madagascar!!!!

  • lol ya u can never get madagascar the only way is the ships that come from Australia

  • You know, using a girlfriend as a support to your popularity, is simply abusing the reason we have women. Why don't you guys just get a doll, put it on a plaque and f**k every day substituting as a woman? Same concept your trying to display?

  • Arguments that seem to be corrupted:

    Airsoft guns are built to model and replicate real guns. Except the recoil, airsoft guns give a pretty good view on what real guns are like. (Talking about $100-$300 700fps ones)

    Movies, lets face it, give no shit what so ever on "zombies" In fact, they could be vampires, or retards. Basically, if a pandemic spreads, we don't know WHAT it could be. Movies are made to scare the sh*t out of you, not give you a method to live?

  • Rule #17 - Don't be a hero, unless you're saving Emma Stone.

  • yea emma stone is HOT!

  • @VPHLIPERS I live by those words.

  • Just remember: Double Tap

  • @hearEmOut What about jugger nog? That would be my first priority :P

  • @hearEmOut and dont forget bout the twinkis 

  • oo, im sick...wwait your imune?

    TIME TO HARVEST YOUR IMMUNITIES!

  • real zombies? :D

  • if u think about it a virus that can make u a zombie is very likely to be devoloped someday. well withouth the needed headshot thing that is.

  • omg dont tell me the scrienteist are making some test to wake up some zombies???

  • Seriously...I have a very easy solution for a zombie apocalypse. Tell the government or a group of people to get hundreds of billions of maggots, quarantine the infected area and dump all those little fuckers on them >:D

  • zombie skin is toxic so the maggots would die, and do you know how hard it would be to group them to gether?

  • My plan for the zombie apocalypse: Be on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. With an oven, fishing rods, a few guns (just in case), books, and an Xbox 360. ....And a few friends to play with.

  • what if zombies can swim or what if they are smart and learn how to use their own ships lol

  • Shut up, you fool! What if zombies are watching this very conversation and begin to take swimming classes?! I'd be screwed!!

    lol jk about the fool part

  • lol

  • they actually walk directly through water, they walk and stay FLAT on the ground. they cant float or swim because they cant breathe. the smartest they could get to possibly is probably barely learn how to use a gun or drive a car. when they start driving cars, your fucked. its like when senior citizens drive XD!!!!!

  • Yes, I have been skilled in Airsoft, Left 3 Dead, Left For Dead 2, Dead Rising, Scene Zombieland, Shaun Of the Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, almost every zombie movie, I'm totally ready! ALL I NEED IS A GIRLFRIEND TO KEEP ME HAPPY AND MAKE ME NOT FEEL COMPLETELY ALONG T_T!!!!!

  • wow ur stupid. 1: airsoft, left 4 dead, and dead rising are games. 2: zombie movies, ARE MOVIES! 3: ur an idiot, ull never get a girlfriend because ur an idiot. and ur going to be one of the first people to die in the zombie apocalypse

  • 1. Airsoft is not a video game. fucking retard. its using an actual armed weapon just weaker. So If I were to find a real gun, I'd know how to use it, with deadly fucking accuracy! And those video games, Give you hints for the worst places to be in when zombies do attack.

    2. Movies also help give you information about zombies. without the movies you wouldn't know how the fuck to kill them,once again your the retard!

    3.I can get a girlfriend probably.But a girlfriend will only slow you down, Ass.

  • Are you fucking kidding me?????? Airsoft is a MILLION times easier to aim, fire, and this the target with "deadly fucking accuracy" than a REAL gun. Have you ever even fired a real gun? How about a larger gun like an AR-15, or the AK-47/SKS guns? Do you have any idea the kick back from those things compered to Airsoft? You clearly are some 13 year old kid with too many hours spend on Halo or something...

    Go down to the local shooting range. Grab an M16 or something and find out for yourself fag

  • i never said airsoft was a video game i clearly said it was a game if u had a real gun u wouldnt no how to use it because it is nothing like an airsoft gun except for the point and aim part and seeing as u have never shot a real gun u are not as accurate as u r in a video game BECAUSE ITS A VIDEO GAME movies cannot give u info on zombiez because nobody has had encounters with zombiez u can PROBABLY get a girlfriend if she was retarded blind and totally stupid

  • and if you think I couldn't survive a zombie apocalypse, lets do the test to see who could survive it.

    What is rule #1 when a zombie apocalypse first happens? what do YOU do first?

    Come on tell me fag! I know I will know what to do first.

    And no one here would have thought of it. >=)

  • Limber up

  • no, the first thing to is fill your bathtub up with water. because the water will go out. and you will need water to cure small cuts or scratches (not caused by zombies). and you will need it so you don't dehydrate.

    FUCKING OWNED!

  • What is rule #1 then? NOBODY KNOWS BECAUSE IT HASENT HAPPENED! and you sound so fucking nerdy and will never have a girlfriend with that attitude and the way to talk. and airsoft and video games ARENT SHIT compared to real weaponry.

    dude, zombie apocalypse, do you believe in that shit? i have pity on you.

  • I believe it could happen, and It is always great to be prepared for one. and I know it's not real probably but still its cool. and no, airsoft is very compared to using real firearms. And who the fuck are you? you randomly go to the comments just to insult some random kid you do not know? I got a question, Do you have a girlfriend? probably not. fucking fag. and I bet I could get a girlfriend easily. I'm just too shy, but I have the perfect appearance to get a girlfriend. if I want I can. fag.

  • omg if i want i can good god you have no fucking chance

  • Airsoft is NOT very compared to using real firearms...somebodys a little retarded...use a real gun then compare them

  • No I believe that you can't get a girlfriend because your a halo addict and your name is stupid.

  • @Bothanstreet

    dude my name IS stupied and i am obsessed with Halo

  • Everyone knows that:

    COMMIT SUICIDE!

  • zombies arent real...........

  • anything is possible....

  • theres aways a unknown type of rabies that spread but this isnt left 4 dead so idk

  • i thought zombies were people that were buried then came back to life and came out of there graves to eat brains but now its a person infected by a virus who spreads it by biting people. gay

  • The movie industry is just trying to make it more realistic, making it scarier. Bones hobbling around so you can tip them over isnt as scary as the combined fear of 1: catching a deadly virus + 2: 1000's of impervious infectious people in a full sprint at you. The laws of society collapse + disease + unstoppable monsters = scary. Zombies break the monster rule. Most movie monsters have to be found or are a local incident, zombies come for you and are global.

  • same here(:

  • there's a difference, there are zombie-like people then there are zombies.

  • i am ready for the zombie outbreak are you

  • got a shotgun, 500 rounds of ammo and a keg--yep!

  • after watching zombieland, shaun of the dead and playing l4d i think im ready!

  • Haha me too xD I am addicted to anything that has "zombies" in it... Shaun of the dead, Dawn of the dead, Night of the living dead l4D (and L4D2 ;D) Resident evil... xD

  • -.- personaly I dont htink zombie* would invade but if put in erspection how could you be ready we are way to many people in america or even just in the world they won't just stand outside of the door like in dawn of the dead they will pil up and evenutaly most of them will beon ur roof then house crumble in anyway beside if ur on aboat in the middle of the ocean ur done !

  • Lol can you imagine a swine fluenza virus became a zombie virus that would suck!

  • reason #4: gamers. period.

  • @Toasty278 Agreed man, agreed.

  • even if there are viruses that could spread fast here isn't any virus that makes you want to it other humans...

  • all i have to say is ...bring out your favorite weapon and kill some zombies XD

  • Lol BBC Survivors

  • and this is why i tell people never piss scientinces off

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  • Avian flu.....if anyone is intrested there is a book called "the monster at our door" by Mike Davis, a intresting read if you like this kind of thing.

  • im ready for a zombie apocolypse..lol haha but w/e its probly not going to happen

  • i hope god lets us gets better weapons before zombie apocolaypse happens

  • Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean.

    ( Christopher Reeve)

    People can choose to believe or not believe, for both subscriptions leads to the establishment of a new comfort zone in their world within. But whatever you do, be sure you examine yourself and find out you are telling yourself no lies.

    Get the truth whatever that may be.

    That's why I am a "NIBIRU nut", I keep looking for new info to verify get a total picture update.

    Saints?Nuts for God

  • so what this guy is saying is that, yes there could be a virus exposed to us and it can spread, if we are on an island or something you wont be infected, also our genetic code could save us and we could be naturally immune or by doses, so in conclusion it seems what ever virus is out there and that spreads, humanity has a fighting chance of survival

  • yay me for living on an island!

  • this is retarded. um hellooo it wasn't RANDOM contact. It was through a scratch or bite. DUH

  • swine flu?

  • ive already had swine flu and im fine

  • I bet you wouldn't be fine after you get a nuclear warhead on top of your house.

  • Short memories people. Humankind has survived particularly deadly pandemics on dozens of occasions. The flu pandemic of just over 90 years ago wiped out 3% of the human population.

  • There is no God to be merciful. Humanity is a tough son of a bitch. Government-spread vaccination kept the damage low.

  • wait what if the virus was airborn and could edit itself based off of the person ?

  • the common cold, rapes all

  • true, but there's no way viruses will get humanity before nuclear weapons will, lol.

  • Swine flu is not a big deal, just take care of yourself and you'll be fine.

  • H1N1 is slowly growing. hold strong

  • yeah except parasites in africa and parasites in the u.s would be totaly different................dumba­ss

  • Are you talking to me? I didn't mean there all different, but there are Parasites in hot places that are different from here, or in Europe, I mean there are animals and insects in Africa and South America as well as Austrailia that you would never find any where else. its a well known fact that the climate in those area's is perfect for creating strange things. I mean no disrespect ether, there are also parasites here in the US too. just different ones.

  • spread a disease w/o any knowing they have the disease until its to late isnt a hard thing to do.. hell its already happened. its called HIV

  • smart ass

  • sooo.....

    is it a yes or no?

  • SARS!!!!!! WILL KILL US ALL

  • (Just a thought)

    I always thought the swine flu vaccine was kinda dangerous like everyone takes it and then everyone turn into a mutant or some shit

  • same here... but not like mutant but it wipes ppl out

  • haha the I AM LEGEND effect.

  • I always thought that if a zombie thing happen, it might be a parasite instead of a virus. A parasite could infect anyone, no one would be safe, there could be some kind, of parasite in places like Africa or South America, or any hot jungle aria.Some even think one killed the Dino's, there are one's that can control their host, what if there's one's around right now that can do that, can turn people into zombie like maniacs? like in 28 days Later, which was a virus, it could happen.

  • well like the guy said, there could be imunities, the parasite would act like a virus or out white blood cells would attack it making it dead.. idk im just thinking aloud =P

    dont take this the wrong way.

    you also probably got that theory from Dead Rising =P

    (if you have played it before..)

  • No I have never played Dead Rising, its just and Idea I thought of, I love Zombie movies so I have thought about stuff like that. I think if it did happen, it would be a man made virus, like in 28 Days later oh and Parasites can live in your body all your life without your antibodies doing anything to get rid of it, that's what a tape worm is, and there are many others like them out there too. so a parasite could do it, and who knows it might come from space, it would make a good movie,lol.

  • No matter what disease infects the world, Madagascar remains safe. If a single person sneezes in Brazil, Madagascar will close down all their ports.

  • hahahahahahah YES! I hope this is a pandemic II reference

  • Yep. I love Pandemic 2!

  • SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

  • Love 'em.

  • Dam you got this from pandemic right? lol it might not be as easy in real life for the Madagascar in natives

  • Fuckin pandemic. A 4 year old in america coughed and madagascar shut down.

  • this just gave me an idea for a sombie game! have like not just one type of infection but have 3-4. and they kill each other as well as non- infected humans. then you'd have a lot of variety and something different from most zombie games.

  • it called left 4 dead

  • L4D zombies don't kill each other, and there all the same virus. did you even read the comment?

  • actually ya the zombies do fight each other and theres the different types of infected you obviously havent played the game

  • in the demo you can make them fight each other which is SO SWEET!

  • I dont know how to make it happen but its funny as hell when it does happen

  • if i become zombie the first thing im going to do is infect a large pack of ravenous animals which would be cool :-)

  • wow, i own the game, well used to. i sold it cause i didn't like it. but when i had it they couldn't attack each other. was there an update that made it so they can fight each other?

  • no it wasnt an update, the common infected(normal zombies) will randomly attack each other, theyll just mash each other in the face till one dies its funny, look for the vids on the site

  • i'll look it up then.

  • *coughing* on all of u hahaha