Limmy: Salt conspiracy theory

[SmokinHadz]

Haha I love coming on here and picking out the retards that dont get the clever joke here and post negative comments about this thinking hes being serious. Priceless, nice one limmy, makes me smile. *p.s. for those retards, havent you noticed most of his blogs are troll worthy, if youve not seen any others I suggest you go watch some.

[poeira1983]

How do we fight the Salt Kings?!?!

[SynysterSte]

@poeira1983 find your own salt mine and make them eat a dick

[AdriansPunk]

Fuck salt!, I wear golf-shoes and can run aboot freely like a big mad gripped up fuckbag. It came in handy last year too when a smackheed shouted at me near Asda, so I laid him down and took the skin straight off his clay peely wallehy coupon... fuckin great things.

[CrusstyJugglers]

This is complete nonsense.

[mindbending11]

Whay the fuk duz Scottish Power (an ironic business name if thir ivvir wiz one) buy thair power fae? Mibays it's the same english fannyz that lend oot £93 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0­00,000, tay keep a whole country gaun. Unbefuckinlievable but believable anywise. Its only poor people that use less ay anything, it's obvious kunts way dosh dinny gee a fuk, and...when ah'm a rich fat bastard neither will I.

Thir's nae proven research that suggests salt is bad fir ye.

[kcgeil]

Utter bollocks.

For fucks sake do a few wilipedia searches at the very least.

[memmnock]

You get them told Limmy lol

[sleeper1929]

I'm sure all the big 5 british energy companies actually ARE their own wholesalers, they set the price they buy it at and the price they sell it at! That's Fucked! It's called Vertical Intergration. Look it up everybody, it's shockin man.

[Rantomon]

hmmm, that was pretty boring, certainly not your finest moment sir

[LecceDiPane]

The salt on your food is different from the salt you put on the roads.

[ReveryRecordings]

The day we run outta salt would be the day the earth had fresh water oceans.

[1021DON]

worst in 2010

[hefonthefjords]

it's pretty much impossible for us to run out of salt. what they mean when they say "we are running out of salt" is that the people who produce it can't produce enough of it for demand.

the majority of europe's salt supply comes from one place in spain and it's tiny.

lol at mining salt.

[trapfish]

I love the way people write in a scottish accent, imagine if Geordie's did that, or scousers or best of all west country janners! Oi Loik it in the weeest coontry I do's...

[MissVampkin]

4:45am, drunk, smoking, sitting on the floor; this conversation begins...

[bestonbill]

im going to stock up before they hike the prices.

[BouncyBouncyRFC1873]

Sodium Chloride..

[BouncyBouncyRFC1873]

Cum.

[chrissybaby711]

GONNY STICK TO BEIN FUNNY LIMMY.

[phisean]

Energy's when up 'cause more people in India and China are driving cars, their standard of living has improved and scarcity's went up.

Salt's went up because there are more drivers than ever before = more road = more salt required *in the short - unpredicted - term*

Dee dee's a genius creation, btw.

[artistenoire]

Theories are scientifically tested hypotheses that are backed up with solid empirical data. Please, next time (and this goes for everyone), use the term "hypotheses" or "idea." Limmy, I do love you, though.

[Tangomoose]

2:08 with the auto subtitles, when he says "who we buy it through" it says 'the united states'.....

Coincidence? I think not

[broon8491]

THE SALT PEOPLE

[antonmadden1]

i dont know if you intentionally used the more important subject explain the salt lol

[PuDAuStIN]

True there Brian well said, Webby no1 wants tae pump dee dees bulldogs tits , JONNIE DAVIDSON.

[TheGamerZoneCR]

yeah like apparently the worlds running out of Finite Fuels so they jack up the prices a full tank of petrol costs a shit load now

[MartinHire]

interesting opinion Limmy sonna.

[jebidus]

Search google for Rising Salt Prices, its the first result, on a Scotsman article.

[jebidus]

HAHAHA

It's True!

[bordarboy]

Well it's certainly a theory... and a conspiratorial one at that.

[mercer405]

ma b-dayz on 5th of march

[cullyvan]

I've seen wank videos and this isnt one. I;m dissapointed.

[bonthroneryan]

Cheesh its a grouling way round about for a independent unified theory?

Aye we are running out of salt. Or high volumes of it anyway. But for instance, why if its snowing like fuck do we not mimic smarter countries like the scandinivians and use grit.

Regarding the fat cats and that, Limmy is spot on however if we dont like it we can blame many others democracy/curruption but in essence if we dont like it we should go somewhere else to live. society ehh...brillant.

[CystVonCysor]

@johnnyfin1 Fuckin' gie us some then.

[AlistairNeilWood]

How the fuck can we run out of salt?! ITS IN THE FUCKING SEA!!!!!!!!!!

[JapaneseSt33L]

What is it with Scottish people typing like there on speed whenever there on a scottish styled video haha its hilarious

[chloewhitex3]

This is just class. From Glasgow and proud man <3

[jondoc1]

how the fuck can the seas dry up that bullshite

[ytsejams20]

how much wis yur fuckin tinfoil hat limmy mate?

[noobsy12345]

brian if u read is can u put more dee dee in ure awesome show please cheers keep up e good work

[CumfyC]

some salt mixed with sands and other sea dwealling creatures..

tho once the seas are gone, where does salt come from?

NaCl

They'll be making it in labs :)

[CumfyC]

Running out of salt will happen when the oceans dry out..

[cRaMer347]

are you stupid, that comment made no sense...if the ocean dries out there will be nothing but salt....obviously....

[AdriansPunk]

@cRaMer347 oh aye and where the fuck would the sand, whales, sharks and Nemo go to?... aye dae yer hamewurk furst pal!

[KyleBolton171]

Oh my god, this is fucking hilarious. Great theory Limmy.

[WeddingPhotoChile]

the price of salt int up...and...theyre not charging for road salting directly...its from a budget...sounds like a paraniod trip after a night on the columbian marching powder

[TheGmcFilms]

I think you are aluding to the capitalist economic conspiracy pretained in the hard lessons of supply and demand. The poor of society believe that is mostly a hardship, which is essentialy, true. On the other hand the rich, in monetary sense find this not so much of a problem. as outlined in the basis of...I HAVE money so I buy in bulk, thus increased capacity to flood the market at an inflated rate at the precise time, but when demand is low you buy low to sell high when demand is high. Mmm.

[FlamerLv100]

I agree with you, the greedy bastards xD

[AFANARCHIST]

OMG what memories.. i had to sleep in london in a fuckin' airport with 2 fuckin gays behind me coz of the snow goddamn it! can't belive that UK can get blocked like that because of snow wtf

[craigmcdonagh1]

does anyone else think the whole eviromentalist thing is a bit conveniant?

it lets them charge more and tax more on oil because aparently its running out, and aparently cars and fridges (two of my favourite things) are meting some ice in alaska or somthing and murdering polar bears so they try to guilt you into buying expensive and shit electric cars and charging extra taxes on anything that emits c02. its all a sutto, its all a money making thing man, dont fall for it, burn a tyre!

[kicktothebass]

shut the fuuk up idiot did your fuuking idiot father say that. go and play with a fuuking packet of crayons you dumb fuuking ignorant baboon. If everybody was as much of a fuuking dumb chimp like you we would still be fuuking living in caves sniffing each others arses to say hello

[craigmcdonagh1]

i can see you clearly though long and hard about that argument and made some very good points for example you managed to make fun of mentally disabled people, not nice! and you called me a chimp and a baboon and a cave man who exhibits canine like behaviour. also, how can a baboon be ignorant???

good day ya fanny :)

[kicktothebass]

i don't mind you regurgitating you fathers semen but not the shit that comes out his gub after a few tins, after he has taken his purple wand out your mouth and before he slaps your mother about like a 2 bit hooker. not that shit my friend anything but that

[craigmcdonagh1]

just when you think someone cant spout any more shit patter :\

[kingston0708]

@kicktothebass you do sniff arses but dont you so you would like that. lmao

[kicktothebass]

kingston you dont know why your mum and dad are white and you are half black but.

dont you?

you have dreadlocks but.

dont you?

your mum went on holiday to jamaica but.

dont you? here's robbie earle's phone number but 07875671104

dont you?

he probably knows which black pudding you are named after but.

dont you?

[kingston0708]

im white scottish and you sniff arses dont you. lmao

[1ngjoxsh]

@craigmcdonagh1

burn a tyre! classic

[SIRBLACKDouglas]

Thur wis a shortage o water too and severn trent just hud tae pit up prices. Fuckin shortage o air next, oh wait co2 global warmin.

Fuckin pish , yer spot on limmy

[DeeBo1982]

limmy,like your stuff mate but you have got this 1 wrong the world consumes more fossile fuel each and every day more than the day before,fossile fuel reserves are dwindling away year on year bud.basic economics mate.

[Sumbody8]

Hawl Limmy! Hurry up and make a funny video blog! chop chop

ko lol

[Supaduck0]

fucks sake hes allowed to do a serious video hes not your own personal clown. if it doesnt interest you fuck off and wait till hes got somethin else funny owt

[tominybikes]

ironically, oil drillers blow salt pockets out, and then oil getspumped in ,, itscalled an oil reserve well said limmy ha ha

[jbrechin50]

ye've heard 1, ye've heard them aw.

[jonnbag06]

For once Limmy your actually making a bit of sense mate !!! ;)

Sounds like the same is happening with this SWINE FLU pish, i mean, the pharmaceutical companies must be laughing right now !!!

[rivalviral]

If they told us how much oil/gas/salt they had in the first place we might stand a better chance of finding out what's actually going on...

[cubanohombre]

limmy this is true its a fuckin crime these bampots at the top dont know what there talking aboot

[gklegacy1]

Limmy this is pish mate

[aaronsweeneyo9]

salts rottin :(

[xOlIiEkIlLax]

very clever mate,

[coxybass]

cmon u ! stop makin' them watch the teddy!....lol.....limmy they'll learn.... they will learn....keep up the good work!

[Sandy14367]

Never really thought about it that way but what I was thinking comin off of that would be maybe we aren't runnin out of energy as fast as they say we are, if they can sell 2/3rds of their energy at the same price they can make more by selling less if you see where I'm coming from, pretty thought provoking cheers limmy

[247information]

wish ever cunt thought like you m8 ,ever cunts heeds are up ther asses period ;)

[craigmcdonagh1]

Is he stoned

[ACESROCK123]

salt price hike???.......................­am jumpin aff teh clyde man!!! Limmy ure the man...next ttime a see u when a walk outa work am give u a big smacker!!!! ;) xx

[perkele0079]

FUCK Earth Hour! Fuck it in the asshole with a big rubber dick. Then break it off and beat it with the rest of it, then throw it in some landfill and start a huge bonfire with toxic flammables as fuel.

[craigmcdonagh1]

thats what a was thinkin

[SmallAxe]

I was fucking thinking that!!! When they hit out with the shite. "We have no salt, oh don't worry though, it's comin in on boats from the fuckin Carribean"

AYE. FUCKIN. RIGHT.

SALT?! fuckin SALT?! What the fuck has it comes to when they tell us they're running out of fuckin salt.

My arse man.

Had more to say about this but can't really be arsed the now.

[genericity]

the salt will win, the salt will always win

[skullking777]

That is what I was about to say. Their are different types of salt. And did you know that 70% of are planet is covered with the substance... it is kinda of like water... Starts with an S... Ends with an Alt... SALT Water thats it! Some individuals even believe salt water can be a major factor in making hydrogen vehicles.

Here is an experiment, take some salt water, electrify it for a good hour and take a lighter put it up to the liquid and watch your hand blow off. You have a pount though.lol

[conhuirmckee]

Haha Classic!

I'd like to see ya put road salt (Grit) on your food.... completely different types of salt..... but obliviously some of the plebs on here don't get that lol great vid Limmy was wondering were you had disappeared to!

[lummy54]

whats next..... Brown sauce !

[illastic1]

i wouldnt stress too much about the salt. its the reptilian demons you want to worry about ;)

[saturn1returns]

The Royal Family.

[saturn1returns]

Image getting a chippy and being asked - "would you like vinegar?"

Eh!?

No salt - murder!

Top vid limmyboy.

[xevious101]

By the way you look like a poor mans Obi Wan Kenobi in the hoody!

Thought provoking Vid, nice one!

Time will tell if youre a donut orra meringue.

[xevious101]

Media picks up on a salt shortage at a couple of depots and here we go again. Time for a bit spin.

Scare Tactics = More Viewers.

So it snows, whoop te fuckin do. Usual garbage starts "Worst Snow Storm This Century!" "Batton down the hatches, run for cover, lock up your children!" Its all shite, as you said, whats the big deal.

Those that believe what they hear on GMTV n'aw that sludge need their head examined. Personally I only watch GMTV when Penny Smith is on for a wee bit of wankage!

[mcmanamon1983]

lovely stuff

[i627093]

I think you're reading too much into it.

[claireymcfairy89]

Aye u mite b rite there. Think aboot how much stuff has salt in it...like food n that..tht'll all go up tae....u mite b oan 2 somefin here

[noogster87]

I was having a laugh ya wee ride

[entityofjustice]

oh i that was fuckin crazy ha the salt ines i fucking thats cause of lazy pricks that canny be arsed shovelin the stuff

[u47mm3u47mm3]

aye i remember when this was in the news. BBC were hyping up how salt was gonna run out etc. etc. Thats why I don't watch BBC news anymore, full of propaganda and pish stories about dobbers like Pete Doherty and Jade Goody, channel 4 news is the way to go, john snow fucking grills the CEOs and shareholders of all the dodgy banks and energy companies every night, hes a legend.

[noogster87]

if i'm going to look at you for 7 minutes at least have a shave. or get a tan.

[entityofjustice]

shut ya prick

[explosiv0]

a big greasy dildo?

[mrkash5]

Good theory, i agree with you

[xWeexMoOx]

I love how your just sitting in you dressing gown :L

[evilpizza66]

Blast! An I was hoping for a nice cheapy chippy aswell. D:

[nixonmendeed]

hows it going mate, liked the pilot episode of your show, jacqueline mccafferty was an absolute belter, in fact i think you should introduce more characters from limmy's world of glasgow, they had me crippled when i listened to your podcast!! especially the wee gay cinema one, are you writin with anyone else and did they try and censor your material?

[Aidofspadez]

no more salt? <:(

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo...­...

[divinacomedias]

they call it "peak oil".

Yup, it's a conspiracy.

[silvergult]

amazing

[cozza1991]

Fuckin hell, this drags on.. and on .. and on.

At first your accent was comical and different at first, but its just annoying now.

**Unsubscribe**

[GEOFFLEPPARD]

I love the fact that Limmy's basically the only person that doesn't write his comments on his videos as though he's speaking with a Scottish accent.

"AYE PURE BRILL LIMMY MON AH DONOO WIT THE FOCK GIES YA Y' INSPIRATION, LIKE YOU'RE A CLASS BLOKE MON"

[jules3000]

aye they made it up. like there's no fuckin salt left in the sea for them to EVAPORATE. cunts. lying cunts.

[ExellenceOfExecution]

In the words of the legendary Tourettes Guy...

"FUCK SALT!"

[BlueNoseConor]

Haha wit the fucks keithrock talkin aboot

[jackyshaw8]

Tasted that lo salt? Tastes the same.

[keithrock]

Does it now? I'm sorry, I will leave you to make wank videos about nothing. I'll just go about my day being a wank. Where can I buy a pure class hoody like yours? Wank.

[LimmyDotComBlog]

I can't believe just how much I've put you on the back foot, simply by calling you a wank. You've even resorted to insulting a hood.

[keflar5]

@LimmyDotComBlog to be fair you do look a bit Obi wankinobi, only joking love your stuff mate your always fucking right. Its amazing how efficiently the government can suddenly recycle everything for everyone and send everyone fucking light bulbs when its to the advantage of their owners. Water is next and salt makes you thirsty

[cameran360]

@LimmyDotComBlog

LEGEND!

[KimmyPossible]

@LimmyDotComBlog Win :D

[88Heartandsoul]

@LimmyDotComBlog gimme a job man, ill dae scotland prood

[chelsiemclean100]

@88Heartandsoul limmy rocks!!!

[Brendanvio]

You tool. Get a fucking day job or something. And definitely a girlfriend.

[keithrock]

Are you referring to me?

[Brendanvio]

Yup.

[keithrock]

Ok cock face let me begin by saying, I have a job, I am also married, and I doubt Limmy needs you to come and defend him from my little insults. You sir, are a tit.

[thisnightlife]

Cry more.

[keithrock]

oh dear, this is truly wank.

[LimmyDotComBlog]

Describing something as "wank" makes you a wank.

[vernondewinnaarsta]

@keithrock dude you fail lol

[jb2ksumfin]

I was meant to be going on a high school trip but it was fucking cancelled!

[caffaraffa]

it annoys me that sum fannies still dont git wit ur aboot n just hink its mindless chatter, dizny bear hinkin aboot

class

[LimmyDotComBlog]

All you folk who don't understand the importance of this issue need to wake up and realise, recognise and fantasise.

[RoscoMalosco]

I like your videos and all that, but salt? SALT? Who gives a shit about salt?

[liberagutshot]

why do scottish ppl have to post in the scottish vernacular? cant your write without having to put an accent on it??

[PlanetScotland]

Naw! ;)

Actually ye don't hiv tae.

But the scottish vernacular's cool plus it annoys some english people. so gerit up ye

[gsmushman]

Aye, you're right. We're fuckin' stupid aren't we? Why don't we all just write 'normal'?

I can't believe we never thought of writing 'normal' before! You know what happens now, eh? We'll have to destroy To A Mouse.

[thisnightlife]

Can't you use capital letters?

[liberagutshot]

glad your posting again. Only started watching your clips failry recently so wasnt sure if you were gone forever.

[semieden]

limmy i love you and your vids but you're talking complete horseshit on this one. the demand for energy HAS risen dramatically over the last 10 years, think about developing nations like india/china. the only reason there is a 'movement' to use less energy is because we have no alternative backup plan when the earths natural resources get depleted.

[jhw546]

guy is dum! made me giggle ta f uk!

whole sale oil prices did er tripled m8 so 35 % on bils nowt!

we eat sea salt! N mine rock salt 4 roads! lol

7 min 4 a joke though is this guy 4 real

[PlanetScotland]

It's shite, we dont even get proper snow anymare. 3 cm of snow and it melts an hour later then turns into slush. Then that slush re-freezes and you break yer back on it trying to catch the bus. Although I do enjoy watching other people fall and hurt themselves on it. Just as long as they dont die though. I suppose then, it's not funny.

[MotherwellsFinest]

See when a wis it uni in England cause they werenae used tae snow a cunt wis runnin for a lecture slipped and skited aboot hauf a mile up the road, funny as fuck man

[PlanetScotland]

It's one of life's wee pleasures watching some other cunt being stripped of thur dignity then trying to act casual about it.

[evilscotsman88]

@MotherwellsFinest 18 other people seen the same guy skid don that road, haha

[bryan4692]

peterconner1888 dont watch it if ye dont like it ya skudbook

Another great vid limmy

the show was great last month btw bud ;) planning in makin any more mate?

[LimmyDotComBlog]

Thanks. The show was just a pilot.

[kyle2point]

potentially will something else come of it?

[easyrider87]

nice theory, how long do you spend a day sittin about these kinda things?

brilliant man, whens the next episode of you're show cumin on bbc2?

watched the 1st episode - superb!

[LivewireOverride]

hey peterconner1888

"Try telling someone who gives a damn."

Ya wank.

[caldoboy1]

whats up your ring?? just the fact that you dont even hold back on the arsehole-ness of your comment. wow

[rambo73]

if ye dont like it why watch it?

its his opinions and thoughts thats he is entitled to

[thisnightlife]

Seven minutes of your life gone forever - I think I know who's winning.

[coreygower]

pure magic man

[Alchemaeon]

Fuck.

I came to Youtube there wantin' to look something up. Seen you had a new vid as im subscribed. 7 Mins and 19 seconds later ive watched yer video and totally forgot what I came to look up in the first place, haha.

Gutted.

[comanchejoe]

Stupid fuckin' salt fat cats, fuck em! ....And the Oil fat cats ...And the Gas one aswell the bunch of money hoovering, manipulative, thievin' bastards.

I was in an alright mood till I watched this

Cheers Limmy

[granticle]

i always agree with conspiracy theories, but i love this one - genius

[traceysx]

genius this guy speaks sense !!

[Bod88]

i thought you'd stop making blogs n keep the material for yer show :P

[bttfvf]

yh i agree with u about the snow and were running out of salt.i got a week off school because of the snow.

[wwechamp7]

just because my school has the best food in the uk we have to go if a force 5 hurricane is comming our way...

[DeltaNC]

I wondered where this was going! =D

[arrantheking]

aye a mind watchin the news a few weeks ago wen we had a wee bit a snow, thinkin back to a thew years ago wen we had hunners, a mind wen a was a wain the snow was 5 or 6"'s deep n no one wud bat an eyelid, now an inch is a crisis.... maybe we had plenty a salt back then... oil companys, salt companys n our fantastic economy "Your Gettin Shot!" limmy, legend

[GeoOneloveHipHop]

Basicaly limmy what i have worked out is.. the goverment create a problem and sell the answer.

[spacecowboy2k]

Perfect explanation!

[LimmyDotComBlog]

Yes, yes, that's it exactly.

[wwechamp7]

nice vid 5 stars keep up the good work mate =)

[x0jas0x]

a think that might actually happen... dinnae ken tho.

[Rebmeister]

Crazy theory Limmy lol!

Fact I shouldn't know: salt is the only commodity that hasn't drastically risen in price on the last 160 years!! .... maybe it's all about to change for salt?!??!!

[Kukkii1337]

It's meant to be sunny but naw it snows, a was out taking the dog a walk wie like a tank on cos a was roasting, then it was snowing a was like "this is pure shite ... need a pish" you know what a mean :P great vid limmy

[gzazg]

You're aff yer fuckin' heed!!

[davidmac2007]

shortage of oil

shortage of salt

shortage of fish

shortage of potatoes

see a patern, it's the fish n chip shops

[Neevvy]

That should give the UK a 'valid' reason to attack another small country for it's natural resource. I nominate Austria.

[stylishkidintheriot4]

Fuckin' class! luvin it

[rudster]

i totally agree on your theory on energy/gas consumption, yeah where is the proof that UK gas/energy companies are paying more in bulk from their suppliers, my quarter gas bill is estimated to be around £700 (single guy in a 2 bed flat that has heatin on about 4 hours a day)

this topic should be moved to martin lewis's money saving expert forum

was a good listen (e-honda guy)

[chrisfIew]

The thought of putting grit salt on my chips gives me the boke

[JoeMcdonnell]

Fight the Power Obi Wan!!