Bushwhacked (Cartel Communique & Chris Morris)

[MonkeyPoo23164]

-presses 7- POW POW POW

[tehf00n]

"the british government has learned that saddam hussein recently had an advanced nuclear program chemical in his arse....."

"even while inspectors were in his country"

oh how I laughed when I presumed they were gonna cut the end off country like they did with arsenal. !!!!

[MrCeltic76]

shit yeh

[blahblahhuh1]

I'd like to see the real speech if anyone has it...?

[tehf00n]

@blahblahhuh1 i watched it.  it was full of bullshit read from a teleprompt. and yes....i do watch the sotu address :p

[siterdelmosh]

Not a truer"..word spoken,

Peace*

[SohJinh]

7 million hydrogen-powered doctors.

[offhishedted]

god bless that man... jesus christ

[lo2enge]

I think i like the silliness of Armando Ianucci's songs better, but it's still good stuff

[combcard]

IT R PROOF!!!

[Shapla1979]

One of THE funniest things ever

[Cyndonia]

offer everychild 3 nuccleaur missles

[Oscar301]

What's most shocking is that things like this make no difference whatsoever, even if it was completely true, people just don't give a flying fuck anymore

[eezysqueezy]

People do care, believe me. It just seems that evil & ignorant fucks outnumber us ten to one.

Morris is a subversive legend for doing stuff like this.

[blatspanner]

what you all don't realise is this hasn't been doctored at all.

[CyrusGuitar]

bush is a christian and displays the sheepish and moronic behaviour typical from a religious person, every day. Maybe the reason your political system is so bad is because it is entrenched in christianity and you cannot elect a president who is not deluded.

[enigma19833]

Oh for fuck's sake... Chris Morris is above this kind of shit. A 12 year-old with basic editing software could make this. Anyone who has referred to this as "genius" in these comments is an utter moron.

[tdous]

It appeared as an easter egg on The Day Today DVD. So well done there.

[enigma19833]

I know it's in TDT DVD, I fucking have it. I was saying that Morris was above it, not that he didn't do it. The Morris who made TDT in 94, or Brasseye in 97, basically Morris at his peak, wouldn't lower himself to making this shit. This isn't satire. Either Chris has completely lost it, or he's just rusty, or when he made this he was lazy. I really like Nathen Barley, but it doesn't stand up to much scrutiny. As much as it pains me to say, Morris as a satirist is a spent force. I Hope I'm wrong.

[evian54321]

so what? it still takes a lot of skill and a comedic brain to decide what to edit and what phrases to put together to create comedy. Thats like saying a 12 yr old with a basic camcorder can do blairwitch project, its not the camera or the editing program thats important, its what you create with it.

[enigma19833]

Maybe it does take a comedic brain, I don't know. What I DO know is that this ranks among the worst stuff Morris has ever done. Taking a speech and mixing it around probably doesn't take much comedic talent. Morris is one of the most intelligent satirists around, he shouldn't be wasting his time on this kind of shit.

[evian54321]

This is Cartel Communique, Chris Morris probably had very little involvement with this.

[cartelmike]

ha. if only we could take all of Chris' credit :o)

[evian54321]

so what exactly did chris morris do on this? Did he just commission you to do all the work!

[invertedchords]

You know chris morris???????????????

grammar

[PremeditatedMedia]

You Americans have a hell of a lot to answer for.

[kidderowski]

Sounds like the real thing to me!

[sockironer]

Didnt Osymyso have something to do with this? Ive got a track thats basically this backed by 'God bless the USA',but its just a random limewire mp3 so I could be wrong.

[StanPomeray]

Terrrrrrrrrr

[molyneux1000]

Huh!?! I have this on vinyl.

[tulipsmalloy]

Wolfowitz looks like he should be wearing a monocle. Sig heil!

[CrixMakin]

You know he wears a monocle when the cameras aren't around? I've seen it. But I tried to take a photo of it to show you all, he put it away. No matter how sneaky I was, he always knew I the second I pulled out the camera. It's was like he'd got people looking at me looking at him.

[locksta21]

genius!

[DOO1]

lol advanced nucler chemicals in his arse

[brhodes0]

oh how delightfully ironic making President Bush say the opposite of what he meant. What are you seven years old, fuckface?

[PrimaIScream]

Oh how delightfully ironic? You don't know what ironic means do you, and he isn't saying the opposite of what he means he is saying combinations of a sections of his speech which make him sound like an idiot, it's just basic editing combined with good use of the camera cuts. What are you; 12 years old, shit for brains ?

[Molikei]

no hes a redneck christian radical

[funmonsterUK]

Bush is no Christian.... he freely gave his soul to Satan when he was became a knight of Eulogia. Do some research. He lives under the pretence of being a christian to catch votes. Remember this.... He has ordered the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people. He is also an oil millionaire, like his father and grandfather... These are hardly humble christian values. He is a Puppet...

[purplemockingbird]

I don't think it's necessary to edit his comments to make him look like an idiot - he does that fine all by himself.

[CescTheConquerer]

oh my god i nearly shit myself watching this - it should be taught in schools!!

[Dea7hLeprachaun]

OMG this is THE best video on youtube!! :D

[eddmega]

actually Thraxwhirl - he did edit this. Well, he made the Bushwhacked mp3s, so just the sound, but the video was done by someone else.

Where's your self re-cocking-spect?

[Thraxwhirl]

I know. I was just kidding - pretending this is what Bush really said. ;)

I'm sure that parts of it aren't a million miles from what Bush wished he COULD come out and say... "Go home and die," etc.

[eddmega]

I think Bush would love to say that but he's probably got a remotely sane advisor or whip or something telling him that he best not :\

[Thraxwhirl]

Morris is just Gamewarden to the Events Rhino. He never editted a word, just recorded it an brought it to our attention.

Remember, Fact x Importance = News.

[longrodvonhugendon]

that is fucking genius more true than u think!!!!!!!!!!!

[moclark]

Classic

[Rhademanthus]

Hohoho!

[Tula49]

Haha. This is a very good video.

[Skatmuncher]

CHeck out On the hour too, and perhaps some Bills HIcks?!

[Townyboy]

Never knew Chris Morris helped made this

[Skatmuncher]

Make this.

[fascistamericadotnet]

... or "FBI Knowingly Allowed Bin Laden To Personally Charter Flight After 9/11" on DIGG.

The final nail in the coffin of the Bin Laden 9/11 myth.

[fascistamericadotnet]

"Al queda includes a man who directed logistics and funding for the CIA and one of them is found in the department of defence". Very close to the truth. Al queda IS a CIA operation. Bin Laden is the scapegoat and had been protected by the FBI as there own documents now show. Google search "FBI allowed Bin Laden to charter plane."

[dannycraq]

ahahahahahahaha

[boozeabuseamuse]

J.G. Ballard handed out a pamphlet etitled "Why I want to fuck Ronald Reagan" to a Republican gathering some times previous past & the heads there presume thought it was think tank maverick scribed. Speculate no longer...unpleasi-age is well und truly running abreast of us. In words of one or more sylable...Bush is a mugwump.

[petma]

Chris Morris Supporters Club

[georgeibam]

The truth

[ColdChicago]

people think the tape was edited.. wrong: bush said all this.

[5starsnitskymatch]

never gets old. Chris Morris is awesome. Brass Eye and The Day Today are the funniest shows ever.

[DW01]

This was the real speech. The one that was on the news was the dubbed one!

[Downtroddin]

Great

[gavhans]

There was a musical version of this by uk dj osymyso.

[Lawrenke]

hilarious

[guerrillaunionist]

this is an extra on The Day Today DVD. Hidden under 'mininews' section. Check-check it.

[GeneralLevy100]

hahahahaha!

gotta love chris morris.

[otchacha]

smooth. nicely done

[paulsmartialarts]

DAN REACYAAWWN

[CluelessJoe69]

Pity. Morris has gone off the boil. A bit lazy and obvious.

[didz83]

Brilliant! Love the line "tonight i have a message for the people of Iraq....go home and die". Sadly all too close to reality.

[jivesmig]

"7 million hydrogen-powered doctors..." RFLMFAO

[cheesechoker]

"Ballistic airports". The rest was so-so, but this line was killer.

[todoroki45]

Too funny, but kinda scarily true at the same time.

[hangman86]

Though a passionate hater of Bush, I still thought this video was going to be too preachy for my taste. However, that all changed with the line "...mutilation with electric drills." LMFAO!

[pochs]

See ? George W Bush DOES speak the truth . . .

[brettman273]

Dear Bushies: This is called "Freedom of Speech"; it is described in the "First Amendment" in the "Constitution" Freedom of Speech has NO limits...besides, unless you have been living under a rock for 6 years, the current "Leader of the Free World" is a solid C-student with the charisma of a train wreck. Stop bitching about the abuse this imbecile so richly deserves and STOP calling "us" who embrace our freedoms "unpatriotic" SUCK IT!.

[Kakashifan34]

wtf?

[InkyBlinkY]

I suppose if you are a rabid hater, it is entertaining.

Never fails to amaze me how fact and substance and reason are swept aside by percieved sentiment.

Falls under the no life category.

[friendoftheband]

I heard this was the second bushwhacked and there was another one made but I've never seen it. Anyone know if its true?

[cartelmike]

Yes, there's an audio first version, but we didnt do that

[cartelmike]

the first one was audio only

[friendoftheband]

do you know where i would be able to find it?

[willswideweb]

Still just as good as when I saw it years back.

[silycaon]

brilliant.