Hard 'n Phirm - American Dinosaurs

[EFUgyrgyr]

@0:27 that's not an iguanadon! that's a pachycephalosaurus! Actually pterosaurus and thesaurus aren't right either.

[year5000]

Sweeeeeet



[tacopaco123]

OH GOD I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH

[uybman]

Pterodactyls are not dinosaurs. They became extinct 65 million years ago. The iguanadon shown is actually a pachycephalosaur. Avian dinosaurs are alive today (i.e. birds), only non-avian dinosaurs became totally extinct 65 million years ago. Dinosaurs DID NOT become fuel, peat from trees did. Ichthyosaurs are also not dinosaurs and were marine reptiles, not terrestrial. Not all dinosaur had small brains, some actually had larger brains to body size ratios than humans.

[AdamX222]

@uybman Hm. Those are all interesting facts, but you forgot one thing. RULE OF FUNNY!!!

[mostghost99]

@uybman ...lol ahh man..it must suck whenever you walk near a group of people talking and you try to join them..and they all suddenly have places to go..and your standing there trying to give your lecture..and you cant understand why everyone leaves when you come near them..or the pained look on there faces of the more polite ones as the wait for a break in the noise issuing from your mouth to extract themselves...

[Forgrite]

@uybman lmao dude shut the fuck up and enjoy the video, and take your sour humor with ya. =D

[mostghost99]

AMERICA! YEEEAHHH! 

[wonttapout]

This song made me happy today:)

[SA1911Operator]

Nationalism boner.

[Saavykaas]

Texas. T-rex. All I'm sayin' is that maybe there's a connection there.

[MrRobert27k]

did that triceratop look a little high to you

[snicky58]

I *so* want a dinosaur crucifix.

[snicky58]

GREAT JOB! This song gets me all choked up and makes me proud to be an American. ;-) Thanks so much for posting!

[JoshTheLostAuzzie]

Pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs, haha. 

[mostghost99]

@JoshTheLostAuzzie get a job hippie!

[JoshTheLostAuzzie]

@mostghost99 I wish i could...

[blacklotusup]

Yeah that Iguanadon was clearly a Pachycephalosaurus.

[formatcforcortex]

i thought iguanadon was a british dinosaur

[crazyasylumclown]

Why is the Pachy labled Iguanodon at 0:35? Haha. Still... awesome song!

[Javer80]

@CTrace

Cue the shades. B)

[ZombieLoyalist]

Its hard to pack a suitcase when your arms are so small.

[Pizzachu1]

If I had a clitoris, it would be erect.

[MarkDanteTroiano]

Meso-Heroic Petrol S'Mores...!!

[explosion3209]

'Step up to serve your country,

Hundreds of years after you died...'

It makes fun of stupid rednecks... I digz this... :D

[123happieness]

NO DINOSAURS ARE AMERICAN!!!

They were bombed by someone else...

[810panek]

This is fantastic! More please!

[ObliteratedMonk]

Wat NONE of you Understand IS the FACT THAT THIS MAKES FUN OF COUNTRY AND THE SONG BY TOBY KEITH........

[TheSlackerkid114]

@ObliteratedMonk i really dont think anyone cares about country

[Corfaisus]

@ObliteratedMonk

The one country fan on the net. MOAN! Someone's cracking jokes at the expense of rednecks. OH GLORIOUS MOAN!

[Shrikeswind]

@ObliteratedMonk Actually, I'm pretty sure fucking EVERYONE got this point. And not one single fuck was given.

[bowiz2]

@Shrikeswind o_0 My mind is blown by that awesome use of a meme

[Wyrmses]

@ObliteratedMonk Congratulations, you've figured out what a spoof is. Did mommy help you, or was it your horse?

[bowiz2]

@Wyrmses As for today's best troll, we have Wyrmses, who's witty comment killed all the Dinosaurs. Yes. It was THAT good.

[Wyrmses]

@bowiz2 Pfft. I wasn't trying to troll, so much as I was just irritated that day. Didn't mean to sound like a bitch, sorry.

[Corfaisus]

This video is funny, but it also nearly brings a tear to my eye. I salute you, American dinosaurs!

[Corfaisus]

@Corfaisus

Sorry, I meant song.

[ruinscarp]

1:08 I KNEW IT WASNT A ------- METEOR!!

[blizzardballz]

triceratops is the effin S-bomb

[meganprast]

if my heart had eye's, it would be crying tears of sheer happiness.

[jclagg]

pterodactyls were pterosaurs, not dinosaurs. just sayin. 

[Gregd8888]

Chris hardwick is the fucking shit

[metaldubs]

its chris hardwick singing

[Libintia]

If I had a penis, it would be erect.

[blizzardballz]

@Libintia go buy one

[MrRobert27k]

@Libintia Its okay a erect clitoris would work as well

[liguista4life]

It isn't a parody.these guys made it up themselves

[albinoDINO92]

New national anthem!

[Pizzachu1]

Theodor Roosevelt > A T-Rex

Just saying

[Ghandimangler]

Yeah, if you're a fan of the whole White Man's Burden thing.

[thehoeslaper]

ha i saw them on tv

[Sarawkweird]

noah left everything awesome off the arc. dinosaurs and unicorns for starters.

[sadsaladproductions]

and the paradoxalsaur.

it only exsits if you dont believe it does.

but if u believe it, its not real.

[PsuedoNam]

@sadsalasproductions but what about the amoebacorn, or the vertamaid?

[sadsaladproductions]

i.....love you.

[Taters72888]

@sadsaladproductions many scientists have made guesses as to the appearance of the paradoxataur.

[360dew]

This is my hero song i american dinosaurs will preveil!!!!

[randomcrap1000]

WTF?!!?!!!?!!!!

[Mchadalas]

"After all, they sacrificed themselves so we could be here and have oil, even though the liberal media wants you to think that oil came from fossilized organic plant matter." That's so awesome.

[DillonHalI]

we need to honor the dino-juices that fuel our industries!

[punkhippe]

god i love you chris hardwhick id go gay for that man. dont fuckin judge me

[CeeJaay84]

This should be the american national anthem. Simply amazing it would be.

[twerptwerpnot]

What song was this originally???Cuz this song is a pardoy so i wanted to know

[KingDodongo1]

it's not a parody of anything

[MFalse3]

It is not a direct parody, but is rather a thematic parody of a certain type of overtly and cheesily patriotic country song.

[ultimatefighter6]

funny

[Crapshack21]

love it!!

[beanus2010]

chill the fuck out

[robynplusone]

Love it!!! X-D

[The374thGroup]

This-is-amazing. I will from around the school shouting at Social Studies teachers to sing about the American Dinosaurs!

[LinkHeroOfTime6]

it was a joke

[i0nion]

Somebody got trolled.

[doombubbles]

hahaha did everyone see "thesaurus"?? XD it was at 0:32