Zooey Deschanel: Exclusive Interview

[BADFISHHHHHH]

Insomnia is a hell of a drug.

[rosalielove11]

It's like she's on drugs...

[geig]

I LOVE ZOOEY VERRY MUCH...

[juiceforjoe]

her ringtone at the end is ''stand by your man''

[bonapartist]

Harvest Moon fucking sucks, she should be listening to old CSNY and Buffalo Springfield because Neil Young just turns into a Country Suck-fest when left to his own devices.

[deweypug]

@bonapartist You obviously don't understand Neil Young.... (those album he released 'Old ways', 'Trans', et al were all his way of giving the finger to Geffen records for not letting him out of his contract) Its a very funny story...

[bonapartist]

@deweypug I've heard about 85% of his combined discography. I have to say I'm just not a huge fan. All of his solo work has been a shame compared to the stuff he did with other groups of (IMO) more talented musicians back in the day.

She should be talking about Stills being amazing, not Young.

[deweypug]

@bonapartist Well, all according to taste... She obviously prefers Neil Young to Stills... as do I.

[JamesD567]

@bonapartist she said Harvest. Not harvest moon. Different album. If you cant appreciate Harvest you should be horsewhipped and removed from society....

[pudlemaster]

dam! i wish i was banging that. love does eyes. :)

[REVEL5150]

She fucken fine..I'll fuck her anywhere haha ;)

[dmoon014]

I want to fuck Zooey she's so fine!!!!

[vuotopiuscuro]

tooooo slim in this video

[jiffinbigles]

Dude I have no idea what the fuck is going on and I'm not even high

[dHNBb]

she Katte Perry ?? im confuse

[careycoombs]

It´s weird that she likes linda ronstadt and she looks like her, i mean there´s something there!

[Francesko263]

looks like sophie ellis bexter

[TheDeviL522]

Thats not Zooey thats Katy Perry

[dylanmlahey]

@TheDeviL522 troll

[Angad6484]

Hah, people say she looks like Katy Perry. Are you serious? Look at how ugly she is! How can you be so blind?! Katy is a million times prettier.

[Elize60]

Haha if I got to be honest, I think Emily is better. ;$. But Zooey's also good. ;)

[mexicanbear77]

She needs to put on 5 10 pounds otherwise she is a goddess, I would rink her bathwater.

[3089280288]

She reminds me of Sarah from Dr. Who (Tom Baker)

[bulldoglikeaproach]

wow she is so beautiful :O

[BobbyRice2]

LOVE Her porn video!

[bruceleelukalike]

@BobbyRice2 She has one??

[wikitiki10]

@bruceleelukalike No, it was a fake. The girl looks nothing like her.

[imkool51391]

shes hot

[ycz04x02]

CD Player!!!!!!!

[frenchie2alfalfa]

fuck she likes neil young i just got a boner!

[UncleErnie71]

@frenchie2alfalfa It's only Harvest though, so don't get too excited. If she said On the Beach or Zuma, I'd pop one as well.

[salamiswordsman]

I was just listening to Neil Young.

[animelover12zed]

she has my name :)

[poseidonaskwhy]

I fucking love her.

[rivaiver1]

Omg, exactly like katy perry !

[letsgocamping]

you can hear her ring tone is Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Man :-D

[mdhookey]

Such a fox.

[sp33dycat]

What mix of drugs is she on? Ritalin is surely in the mix.

[reginalouise24]

way too much makeup

and could she get through one sentence without a sarcastic tone

but in movies they make her beauutiful

[atlantic654]

Stoned? Stoned? No it's way worse than that. I saw her in the happening -worse movie ever only out classed by her attempt at acting -pitiful

[tonyblacktonyblack]

@atlantic654

If she is so bad why do you watch her interwiev then?

get a hobby boy!

[Con7ent]

WTB Zooey Deschanel (Or mayhap would settle for an identical clone)

[Ladygagalvr100]

whats her fav movie?

[the711303]

@revolvingGlasshouse that makes u gay

[revolvingGlasshouse]

UGLY BITCH WOULDN'T FUCK

[izzzystardust]

stoned.

[americafuckyeah274]

clearly on drugs.



[ricerice566]

She's always a little off. I love it:)

[JohnnyNny94]

Zooey is the most loveliest, talented and beautiful actress and singer I know. I love her :)

[sammylife12]

santa monica beach ??!?!? :D?

[sammylife12]

is she a robot?

[coachpill]

She actually resembles Linda Ronstadt during her "1970's Queen of Malibu" era! very cute!!

[coachpill]

She actually resembles Linda Ronstadt during her " 1970's Queen of Malibu' era!! very cute!!

[RandomLinkinParkFan]

She is so beautiful, her eyes are just so clear, big and awesome lol. Arguably the most beautiful person in the world!

[Chookie369]

Love her ringtone (@Saraaah2112 Stand by your man!). By the way.. I am going to 'virtual-bitch-slap' the next person that compares her to Katy Perry!

[Saraaah2112]

Anyone know the song is when her phone goes off ? lol

[quintonmayne12]

@Saraaah2112

stand by your man maybe by tammy wynette or dixie chicks

[JagopersonOfficial]

She has enchanting eyes, unlike Katy Perry.

Anyway...

Zooey Deschanel vs. Katy Perry: Well, one has an AMAZING singing voice

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The other is Katy Perry!!!!!

[lippy170]

@JagopersonOfficial ok ok........Katy perry is attractive, but shes no where near prettier than zooey

[JagopersonOfficial]

@lippy170 thats what i said!!

[jculpa]

She deosn't need all that make-up. She's got natural beauty.

[RightMeow69]

her eyes are absolutely mesmerizing

[stixflix06]

Zooey Deschanel > Katy Perry

[ZzRvXzZ]

Wait, isn't that katy perry? WTF

[uknownearth]

LOVE THOSE STOCKINGS xD i would love to fuckk her

[DaltonDrums]

@uknownearth You can't say you would love to fuck Zooey Deschanel, she's too adorable and beautiful to use the degrading words of "I would love to fuck her". More like, "I would like to get to know her and embrace her beauty physically sometime down the line of our social relationship." Yeah.

[AlphaNorcalli]

Correction, she is exactly 1 clarkkkson^(graham's number)! times prettier than fucking Katy Perry. That's a number that no one can conceive of.

[IANKatyCat]

by the way... all the comments are good ..... if you stop to think that this is a zooey video...

[IANKatyCat]

@LizzyLouFiftyTwo U gotta be kidding me... Katy's nose it's so pretty.... Katy is the prettiest girl ever!!!! <3

[SyrupJones]

cute

[sexualchocolatee]

the difference between zooey deschanel and katy perry:

katy perry - mad sex appeal, i'd fuck the shit out of her.

zooey deshanel - cute as all hell, i'd like to get to know her and spend time with her, then fuck the shit out of her.

[LizzyLouFiftyTwo]

Katy Perry's got a pretty damn bad nose. Plus, Zooey is far more charming, and her big blue eyes are mysterious and cool, rather than Katy's who are vacant and ditsy lookin'.

[IANKatyCat]

@LizzyLouFiftyTwo U gotta be kidding me... Katy's nose it's so pretty.... Katy is the prettiest girl ever!!!! <3

[LizzyLouFiftyTwo]

@IANKatyCat Nah, ugly nose. It's kinda' crooked and bumpy. Then again, i'm a nose connoisseur. All in all, I find niehter Katy nor zooey to be amazingly beautiful. Their beauty is over rated, and mostly an illusion based on hair. Noone looked twice at Zooey when she was blonde and without bangs. And you wouldn't look twice if you saw her on the street with any other hair. Think about it.

[sumbl3b0b]

@LizzyLouFiftyTwo i hear what you're saying, but i would have to disagree when you say 'neither katy or zooey are amazingly beautiful'. I think they are, in their own ways. I've seen Zooey with blonde hair in Elf and i think shes still attractive, because she still has those big beautiful blue eyes but i think she suits darker wavier hair, and im sure there are people who liked her with blonde hair, so i think its a bit narrow minded to say people wouldnt like her with a different hair style.

[LizzyLouFiftyTwo]

@sumbl3b0b Oh, they're both beautiful. They wouldn't have been picked up if they wern't (god knows it's not the talent :P) but i'm still believing in this common theory that Zooey's beauty is an illusion based purely on hair. The big naive eyes seem to captivate most people, but to be honest all I see is ditsy stupidity in both of those girls. It's just not really my idea of true beauty, and definatly not what guys should be swooning over

[sumbl3b0b]

@LizzyLouFiftyTwo well thats your opinion if you think they dont have talent, i personally think they both do but again, in different ways. Its not just to do with zooeys hair, although it does suit her, but whats wrong with that? The thing is with zooey, and katy, they're naturally beautiful and they don't need alot of make up to look amazing. Whats wrong with guys amdmiring how naturally beautifull they are anyway?, You have to have some attraction wether it be looks or personality.

[rachal1992http]

Can you tell me what karaoke songs she chose, and who sings it?

[rapist41]

she looks like my girlfriend after i fuck her or my daughter after ive raped her

[Lauraaah91]

Ha! Her ringtone "stand by your maan...." :D cool.

[zoranzeljicful]

yeah and the movie 500 days of summer she looks beauttyfull!

[JohnJohnerson]

She's got a different sense of humuor. Not easily appreciated but I enjoy it : )

[DJScrappy1]

She has really beautiful eyes, that light greyish blue

[grandpacomments]

If she is not burnt out or on drugs then she is a moron...a very attractive moron.

[lmaolawlzhaha]

OMG why does she talk like that? it's annoys me.

[andyrooney12]

I'm in love...her looks, her personality, and her voice...I'm melting like butter. This woman can bring any man to his knees without doing anything.

[621add]

@S8tergrlamt withnail and i;

[Rabbyadam]

if she smacks her lips one more time, I'm going to call her Katy Perry no matter what.

[lotusssypringa]

omg her eyes she moves them around a lot

[samjz19]

i love zooey!!!! she is so pretty!!!

[MeDahMahn]

She seems stoned.

[AbuSaa]

@MeDahMahn definitely stoned :D but I love her

[TheMarkc]

@MeDahMahn yea she does whats wrong with her eyes?

[MrHandrix25]

My dream is to meet someone like Zooey. She is just wonderful, I love her

[HatOfWisdom]

If the world was populated by girls who are exactly like her, there would be no wars.

[oneminutewithprod]

@HatOfWisdom peace man!

[esquiede]

@HatOfWisdom

Ever seen 500 Days of Summer? There is a scene where the main character guy, sees a bus load full of Zoeys. It's kinda creepy.

[HatOfWisdom]

@esquiede I've not seen it, but that sounds like a fantasy of mine.

[burntsoup]

@HatOfWisdom Then let all the dudes be James Franco. Mmmm mmmm mmmm

[davlor86]

@HatOfWisdom lol. i thought wars are because of power and territory but because of girls? that's a new one ;P

[geeiwoder]

@HatOfWisdom there can only be one

[MrBoxingTiger]

She is so cool!

[COGintheFOG]

i like her...i like her ALOT,,,

[mairhmairoula123]

i just realized how much she looks like linda ronstand!zooey's style is totally inspired by linda...

[MiRyRE]

She sounds like my aunt.

[sumbl3b0b]

Happy Birthday Zooey! :¬) x

[BushmasterJH]

She should be on the end of my penis.

[mairhmairoula123]

which movie she said she saw??

[sumbl3b0b]

@mairhmairoula123 withnail & I

[mairhmairoula123]

@sumbl3b0b

thank you!!

[hawaiianette]

like because we're from the same place! hahahah i love that part.

[RoyHawkns]

She's one of the very few actresses in the world, who really just.. acts herself. That's why I love her :)

[daithm]

what song is that at the end??? her ringtone?

[picto08]

@daithm "stand by your man" tammy wynette

[gorgeousprincesses]

Nice makeup.. looks like she just rolled out of her coffin

[XXDANIEL1993XX]

The only person in this planet that i want to meet really bad haha

[druha10304]

damn could that bitches neck get any longer ,what kinda wasp gene pool white cornbread nazi dirt bag redneck shitfuck breed is she? wow , you white people are so mixed you dont know whats what , fuck. i guess thats why in this country of mixed breed white people , you call yourself WHITE.

[JimmyScene69]

@druha10304 1) she's beautiful and her neck isnt that long idk what your talking about tbh...

2) you bring racial stuff onto youtube, what the hell

3) why the hell are you acting negatively to "white" people, just cause your mistreated by some doesnt mean we're all jerks, your worse than the "white" people who are openly racist towards other races, and YOU call YOURSELF a coloured person, who are supposed to be against racism not encourage it.

4) go back to nursery and learn some general respect

[joemac92]

@druha10304 its called biodiversity dipshit, it's what makes you different

[merciless41582]

I'll ride her ass all night and drink her bath water

BUT PLEASE WORK ON YOUR ACTING!!!!!!!!!!

[Lyadal]

she looks like my old teecher

[MissMacBaren]

@Lyadal i would tap her then

[Lyadal]

@MissMacBaren my old teecher is 51 and weghts over 90 kilo grams -_- no thanks but the face is the same

[merciless41582]

@Lyadal I bet your teacher looks nothing like her

[Lyadal]

@merciless41582 she lookt like her 20 years ago. only the face is stil the same

[xciovibno]

mean pretentious whore 

[ahhbutter]

What is her ringtone?

[Chookie369]

@ahhbutter It's called stand by your man:)

[ahhbutter]

@Chookie369

Thanks Chookie! I love that song!

[JObutarimon]

omg she is reading Hemingway lol

[Ian1329]

hottie

[dre32pitt]

i bet she's a handful in the sack

[Lizette54321]

She's so cute:D

[vogisland]

a movable ffff...east, by earnest hhhhh...emingway

[percussionchica101]

who DOESN'T love Zooey Descanel?

[MrEdisonification]

she fuking suckkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssss­s

[dubrob210]

I dont know why everyone thinks she so hot. But she's much better looking than Katy Perry

[aesfubar]

she always sounds stoned to me, it's awesome!

[C4rn0]

I love how a lot of the offensive comments are so obviously stemming from a certain frustration.

[TrillianDeschanel]

We do not know what Zooey's circumstances for this day was so why choose negativity with comments? Personally, Zooey seems genuine. I'll always be a fan. :)

[The412thcadian]

 dream lover !

[baboylove]

She acts just like Summer, LOL. xD

[water2chick]

It's crazy. She sings, models, acts... What can't she do?

[icecoldkiller21]

kikster.com/story/content/1902­/KIKSTER-EXCLUSIVE-ZOOEY-DESCH­ANEL-EXPOSED

[SaveYoshi]

The word like is not a punctuation mark.

[JoelRAmossen]

When she laugh, I die of an overload of cuteness.

[dynelol]

Neil Young rocks!

[02rids]

She's 1000000000000000X prettier than fucking Katy Perry!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheShades188]

@02rids that is sooo true! i hate when people are always comparing them, zooey deschanel is WAY better (no offense or anything to katy perry)

[chellymrdillon]

@02rids Everyone is equally pretty, if we continue to compare others we'll get no one in life and need to find a new habit.

[02rids]

@chellymrdillon not everyone is equally attractive, and i know comparing people is a bit stupid but surely it's human nature?? what do you meen by we'll get no one in life, or did you mean no where?

[rapist41]

who's katy perry?

[Stinger198]

i LOVE her.

[Killuminati911]

shes hotter then perry IMO

[P902620]

She's weird....I like weird though:-)

[christinaaat]

she has to much makeup on. she looks way better without it

[sammie31]

Did she just wake up

[vanderwoodsen90]

gosh stop comparing her with katy perry! yes they do look alike initially but after some time u'll realise they are WAY DIFFERENT. i love katy perry to death but i get so agitated when people undermine zooey and say stuff like "katy perry is way prettier and better than zooey deschanel"

[hbsurfing15jack]

She's weird! 0-o She's beautiful but weird

[SomeBlokeLol]

I thought it was pronounced "whit-nail"?

[Dezpimp]

She's such a front. You can see she's really trying hard to give intelligent answers when she's obviously not.

[enemyofthestate96]

@hiroshir. dude that's just the way she talks, we all have our differences, chill out man she's beautiful.

[hiroshir]

She talks like a fucking druggie- She is either brain damaged or just putting up a front.

[bieberbubblegum5850]

katy perrys twin!

[icecreamtruck60mph]

She's really cute. And that's all she is.

[xoxowicked]

@icecreamtruck60mph she can act and sing too.. and not bad lol

[JohnJohnerson]

@icecreamtruck60mph Yeah not a talented singer AT ALL. Haaaaa!

[atemlos2585]

She's not very articulate, but she's definitely super-cute.

[XtremeHDx]

the last thing i bookmarked was this video :):)

[SqueegeeBee]

I didn't get what's the last DVD that she bought... Could you tell me? *_____*

OMG, i love her so much! She's just ADORABLE.

[trinitygekko]

@SqueegeeBee

Withnail & I

[SqueegeeBee]

@trinitygekko Thank you :D

[SDCDIABLO]

OMG Hall and oates rich girl, fav songs!

[eddiemarriott]

She reminds me of a country Katy perry!

[latterlort]

i'm in love with her.

[frecklesdk]

I would jusy like to eather face off

[zcrosby]

her tricks don't work on me. I can see she's an insecure bitch who is a pain in the ass to have in your life