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  • One of my favs hahaha, I love these turtles :)

  • He really hot for sex!!

  • is this what it looks/sounds like when the Pope has sex?

  • o_O

  • Sometimes you just gotta smack your bitch up to get some action

  • Is that normal?

  • One way to wake your misses up

  • Lol

  • What an aggressive little turtle!  He is owning that!

  • turtle rape!

  • eww

  • There's a new book coming out for all turtles around the world, it's called "How to SMASH your Partner - the Turtle-style"

  • I'll find that hole sooner or later bitch!

  • - nerd voice - ohhhh dats shoooooo hot

  • That wasn't turtle sex, that was turtle rape.

  • LOL ROFL a good sexing, then a nice headbutt for pleasure?

  • Hero in a half shell.

  • Rofl abusive turtle sex :D

  • fake and gay

  • hahahahhahaahahahahahaha eeeaaa eaaaaa eaaaaaa english (yyyyeeeesssss yeeesssssss yyeeesssss

  • damn what a dick of a turtle

  • @jaguarnoelle piss off, that turtle is the best! :D

  • wow, that little son of a bitch would never cum!

  • Didn´t know that they could make any noice, but this is human lol

  • hahah he wants her to open up her pussy....she gives in at the end though. What a wanna be tough guy, he sounds like a fucking baby at the end...

  • I Will DOMINATE You..With My Baby Cry!! LMFAO

  • was that a donkey punch at the end?

  • these comments are funnier than the video. im crying. lmaoooooooo

  • Kobe Bryant-esque

  • hahaha schildkröten wissen was man macht, wenn es heißt "schatz ich habe kopfschmerzen" :D :D

  • @hippylegs

    Absolutely best comment I have ever read! hahahahahahahah :D

  • OMG as if it wasn't bad enough that he's ramming theSHIT out of her as if she's a roadblock durng construction time, then he goes and makes a really creepy moan as he climaxes, and leaves his creepy lil mouth open in a really creepy manner...lol

  • @ilickcarpet dude, im really high and i just watch this video and read your comment and im laughing my ass off lol

  • Dammit b*tch, move! I'm not doing all the work!

    Lol, wifebeater.

  • Funny as hell!

  • rape

  • I bet he just found out that the other turtle was a guy.

    That was funny, Haha.

  • i guess she's doing it wrong so he's beating her up

  • Just like home lol.

  • VIOLENT TURTLE SEX.  ehehehe!

  • its rape hes hitting her cos she wont do what he wants r0fl

  • ohmyfuckinggod.

    hahaha.

    me and mary had a laugh at that!

    then, we reenacted it :D

  • nothing.... nothing.... nothing.... nothing....

    Steroid + Viagra cocktail

    bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

    EEEEEhhhhhh..... eeeeehhhhh........ eeeehhhh...... eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh....

  • more like turtle rape..

  • hahahaha lmao

  • Chris Brown in turtle form! XDD

  • Geme that pussy!!!

  • what the fu.... the turtle obviously doesnt wanna have sex so it hides xD i feel sorry for it reminds me of rapists o.O

  • look this is why we actually have any turtles so live with it. animals know nothing of shame or privacy or love, it makes no difference when or where or how they have sex

  • u feel sorry for rapists?

  • that turtle sounds like my ex boyfriend.

    XD lmfao!

  • no i dont sound like that

  • @XMistressxOfxDeathX  I understand why he's your ex

  • hahah i feel sorry for that turtle, it isn't fast enough to get away from the other. male sounds like he likes it though at 1:35 he slaps its ass

  • talk about an abusive relationship! LOL

  • Turtle rape!!

  • Ive never heard a turtle make that sound before

  • "Bitch, say my name! SAY MY NAME!"

  • "dammit bitch, i wanna FUCK!" *bitch head-butt*

  • she likes it hella rough

  • LOL!!! the slowskis are doing nit

  • lmfao the turtle is like OPEN UP, WOMEN!!!!!

  • LMFAO SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD PERSON SEXING XD UUUUUH UUUUUH and THE WRINKLES ON THE NECK :ddddd

  • haha he slaps her ass

  • I think I've reached a new low in my life!

  • hahahaha hes pounding her then gives it to her doggy style

  • I couldn't stop laughing. But why was he pushing her though?

  • Fucking ebaumsworld

  • He was lettin her have it XD!!!

  • lol at the sounds the male makes at the end

  • turtle rape!

  • LOO00oOlL, so funny !!! ^ ^

  • at 0:24 did she do her position wrong :)

  • eww wtf?? is it real? the MOANING i mean LOL thats so cruel .. even animals doing it the hard way omgg LOL

  • hardcore!

  • that how i get my women

  • Amazingly enough, he starts slapping her shell and is all like "Take it, bitch." And she's like "AHHHNNNN" And I'm all "rofl, he's tapping that ass."

  • ROFL me and my mom just laughed so hard at ure comment XD

  • This seems more like Turtle rape for real. lol

  • thats peer pressure

  • turtle porn yes!!

  • Go back to watching porn and sucking your own dick. These are the videos that are supposed to be on youtube, this isn't hulu you fuck. Oh, and by the way fuck face, YOU WATCHED THIS VIDEO TOO. Go fuck yourself you hypocritical fuck.

  • What a man.

  • They doin it hardcore

  • All woman like it like that. =D

  • TURTLE RAPE

    LMAO!!!!

  • LMFAOOO

  • LMFAO

  • "WAKE UP!"

  • rape

  • HARDER BABY HARDER!!! (end of the video) ASS SMACK!! XD

  • They like it rough apparently...

  • "At your place or mine?"

  • 1:35 hits it's ass!

  • lmao kinky turtle sex

  • pwnt xD

  • RAAAPPPEEEE!!

  • LMAO!!!!!!! i was sent here from another page

  • what if those r two guy turtles?! O.O

  • lol that aint turtle sex thats turtle rape!

  • its rocco!

  • 8===D

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA

    OMG!

  • Omg rape?

  • lol he's so hardcore

  • Nooo!!! Domestic turtle violence!

    Lol I didnt even know turtles made noises lol

  • got it, will try it

  • turtle smashed other turtle. now i know what the Chris Brown comment meant

  • Wow, the Chris Brown turtle is really reaming that Rihanna turtle!

  • Bitch, you best put out!

  • wtf

  • i am verrry stoned right now...this shit is to funny

  • lol

  • That is some hot porn right there.

  • Lmao! Wtf... Why is this so funny?!?!? It shouldn't be that funny.

  • he likes it rough! and then how he sighs... SOOO funny

  • that turtle is chris brown-ing the other one at :20 .

  • hardcore lol

  • ahhahahahahhahahahah

  • thats a chargable affence

  • GIVE ME POOOON!

  • Lol She Must Like It Rough!!!

  • Lol tortioises are cute and violent :O

  • This fukkn makes me laugh everytime!

  • Ya'll I think the male was like

    " bitch you aint doin this shit right!"

    * head butt here*

    I laughed my ass off

  • o shit! this is a rape, he first hit her and then zas, zas ,zas!! he also moan jaja even the animal kingdom is nasty.

  • O_O??!?!?!

  • fuck u dirty nigga

  • AHAHAHA... sounds like old people hahahahah

  • dude.... he made that turtle his bitch

  • GET SOME TURTLE!!!!!!!

  • lmaonade

  • 1:22 he was smackin that ass makin moaning sounds hahaa

  • spousal abuse hits hard even in the animal kingdom. i love how he moans at the end.

  • I believe that's considered a crime in most countries.

  • oh mah gawd wha da fuck?

    hahhaha

    my heart!

    my lungs!

    my stomach!

    *rolls*

  • now i fully understand the term ''banged up'' loll

  • they don't even have a hole

  • 0.o

    lmao

  • TURTLE RAPE!!!!

  • dude?.............how do u rate a comment?

  • 0:24-0:36 is funny

  • funny awesome for you but the turtle sound very strange at the end !

  • its like football

    the female cant resist the male's love tackles

  • OMG the turtle moaned!!! o.O

  • Dudes is it just me or was the aggressive male the only one who was enjoying it?

  • this got me hard real fast

  • ILL ROUGH EM UP

  • turtles like it ruff

  • this sucks

  • BAHAHAHA MORE LIKE TURTLE RAPE!!!! XD

  • LOLMAO

  • lol holy shit

  • LOLOLOL

  • DAAAAAAAAAMN! I didn't know turtles were sadomasochistic!

    Nice.

  • I'm totally horny.

  • He's giving her a donkey punch... Well Tortoise Punch.

  • is it giving head

  • :(... need moar..

  • MOAR!!!11

  • no maor for you.

  • unnnnnnnnggggggghhhhhhhhhh

  • I guess next time dinner will be on the table by the time he gets home!

  • LMAO

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • SHE'S INTO THE ROUGH STUFF I TAKE IT?

    why am I jackin off to this?

    I am one sick bastard.

  • get a life dizzysmilex

  • ignore rehanson05; don't get a life, go die you pussy piece of shit...

  • Shut up.

  • oh god

    hes like having a turtlegasm

  • at least its not just humans that are so abusive...?

  • when i first say this when the male started slamming into the female i started thinking, SEX FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!