I am: white, five nine, one sixty seven pounds, six/cut, shaved butt and cock, short light brown hair, blue eyes, straight acting in public but a little bit sub and feminine-feeling in private. I'm looking for: a man older than me who is very horny and will teach me how to suck and bend over if you want? Or, if you would like to take things slower and cuddle and spend no-strings "relationship-time" together before being naked, that's alright too.
the fact that this video only has 2,490 view is an absolute tragedy! WTF internet world? chris cocker gets millions and this PURE GOLD gets a couple thousand?
lmao 0:37 i laughed and spit chocolate milk all over my keyboad
Bullache212 1 month ago
my eyes are laughing
Gunsrosesacdc 1 month ago
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mrceebees14 1 month ago
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Dear Metallica,
I am: white, five nine, one sixty seven pounds, six/cut, shaved butt and cock, short light brown hair, blue eyes, straight acting in public but a little bit sub and feminine-feeling in private. I'm looking for: a man older than me who is very horny and will teach me how to suck and bend over if you want? Or, if you would like to take things slower and cuddle and spend no-strings "relationship-time" together before being naked, that's alright too.
Love,
Joseph
parafleet 7 months ago
Dumb meatheads.
motoballz 10 months ago
haha 00:35
rockostar60 1 year ago
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mrceebees14 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mrceebees14 1 year ago
excellent my friends keep up the good work!
dwaynedibbly 1 year ago
lmfao, amazingly amazingness.
kongol9 1 year ago
LMAO! Good stuff.
midgetnympho 1 year ago
bahahah love it
alliemack29 1 year ago
LMAO!
DubSteppinLikeWoah 1 year ago
rofl
GamerTT996 1 year ago
i lol'd chewie
sevdopodvs 1 year ago
this was hilarious!
coggdogg69 1 year ago
omfg.. so funny
Bizzmark17 2 years ago
fucking hilarious
pezareg0od 2 years ago
lol that was pretty funny
jdymes101101 2 years ago
epic
Wsteun 2 years ago
5 stars for major distortion.
hipser 2 years ago 7
you always have the best comments
ctralie 2 years ago 3
hands down best video ever put on youtube.
hipser 2 years ago 3
1st chewy sound omg so funny
grossin11 2 years ago 3
Haha this shit is LEGIT!
jubilantjam 2 years ago 3
5/5 this shit goes in.
ArnoldisMyNigga 2 years ago 2
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the most fail. of all time
seanist 2 years ago
haha bull shit!
jubilantjam 2 years ago
success
hoosky1143 2 years ago 3
Fail
CoolstorytroII 2 years ago
lol
nirvanachick05 2 years ago
this MUST be the best parody.. i can watch this over and over again muahha
oujda040 2 years ago
hahaha, i haven't laughed this hard on youtube in a long long time.
elong1983 2 years ago
hahaha i love you <3
Paradigm1228 2 years ago
haha thanks guys, send it around lets get some more views! more views = more videos
humphdumkin 2 years ago
I think you might need to add some more tags to this clip, I found it by accident but its def funny as hell
gtrdline 2 years ago 2
the fact that this video only has 2,490 view is an absolute tragedy! WTF internet world? chris cocker gets millions and this PURE GOLD gets a couple thousand?
arkansasrazorbackfan 2 years ago 3
Epic that is all their is to say about this
NovaRift 2 years ago 2
i watch this every morning now. freaking hilarious.
arkansasrazorbackfan 2 years ago 3
Delete my ass. I bookmarked this video just to laugh my ass off.
GeneticFreak49 2 years ago
Wow
tfpmacheath 2 years ago
heroed'
MTftr 2 years ago
you are a genius this is hilarious!
scottyHdont 2 years ago 2
looooooooooooooooooooool
TheRoyalKnight 2 years ago
lol at chewie
maxheadroom1986 2 years ago 7
Many internets bestowed upon you, pure comedic gold. The question on everyone's lips, when can we expect more?
iantaru 2 years ago 2
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
acbugedo 2 years ago
LOL DUDE nice vids
NightfallAgent 2 years ago
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delete please
fooddude6 3 years ago
nope
humphdumkin 3 years ago
haha funny shiz, well done guys
kenpwnz 2 years ago