1000 Words: Custer

[AshenarOT]

This is very disrespectful to be mocking the man that probably was the hero of Gettysburg.

[MegaDarryl1960]

Custers last words...HELP!...OH SHIT!..OUCH!..UH!..momma.

[longfootbuddy]

custer, 5 words: enforcer of tyranny and slavery

[ZmajSnoshaj]

For a good time, visit Custer's grave and urinate.

[LUMBEE031]

FUCK CUSTER IMA SHIT ON HIS TUMBSTONE

[mholub]

@LUMBEE031 Check your history..........If it wasn't for him The Union forces would have probably lost The Battle of Gettysberg and the North would have lost the Civil War! Oh, and real men or women don't need to swear to get their point across.

[Mrhowdydoody1]

this is trash

RIP George Armstrong Custer, more of a man then any of us.

[tomanyasses]

@Mrhowdydoody1 true

[LUMBEE031]

@Mrhowdydoody1 NAH SPEAK FOR YOURSELF MEN DONT KILL WEMON

[farthestnorth1]

If it wasn,t so true, this would be funny

[Beulah502]

Custer needed a killing.

[epm5433]

Custer was a great man! ... And a great officer in the army of the greatest nation in the history of the human race. ... I love to read responses from racist Indians who think that they all lived on the North American contintent in peace in harmony before European settlers showed up. ... The many Indian tribes were at war with each other from coast to coast. ... Their prehistoric race was doomed for defeat the moment Europeans arrived.

[thiizzman510]

@epm5433 LOLOLOL.....U R U HUGE IDIOT..................U THINK WE DONT KNOW WE FOUGHT EACHOTHER.......OF COURSE WE DID........BUT WHEN WE FOUGHT WE DIDNT ROB RESOUCES FROM THE LAND TO GAIN AND ADVANTAGE OF OUR ENIMIES....AND WE FOUGHT FOR LAND...FOR HUNTING GROUNDS.....JUST LIKE ANY OTHER SPECIES DOES.....ONLY DIFFERENCE IS WHEN WHITES FIGHT FOR LAND ITS SO THEY CAN CUT DOWN TREES AND DIG FOR GOLD...AT AT THE END OF THE WHITE MANS DAY HIS LAND IS DESTROYOYED AND POLLUTED....

[tomanyasses]

@thiizzman510 white were here first five thousand year before red skin they came in the west and the red skin in the east the ice age sent most south . there are white indians but hey you are one dumb ass arent you

[Gilstrap2009]

@thiizzman510 White man cut trees down, then fed the world. Still does.

[thiizzman510]

@Gilstrap2009 LOLOLOLOL..FED THE WORLD..??.........WHITES ARE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE NEED TO BE FED IN THE FIRST PLACE........INDIGENOUS PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD FED THEIR FAMILIES AND NEVER CHOPPED TREES DOWN........DO WHITE PEOPLE THINK THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT AND THEY WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF TREES?

[luketdrifter2100]

@thiizzman510 Um...if the world WAS flat how would it not run out of trees?

[scottd38]

@thiizzman510 Its hard for indians to understand white people just as it is white people to understand indians. hate isnt going to help at this point on either side. personally i think this video is stupid. But both sides need to sit down and listen else no progress will ever be made and who knows maybe thats just the way it will be.

[tomanyasses]

@epm5433 also the white man was here before the red skin, whites came thirty thousand years ago they came into europe 400,000 years ago, try reading atlantis rising magazine. rome was even trading with south america two thousand year ago. there are white indians not to many though i think.

[TheCrazyfunnyman1]

i fuckin hate him cause of wat he did to us lakotas.he fuckin deserved to die fuckin asshole i hope he burnen in hell right now fuckin gay bitch

[scottd38]

@TheCrazyfunnyman1 Your hate shows who you are inside. If its not Custer it would be someone or something else...custered is just convienent. all the great War Chief butchered innocent pioneers should we hate them all? the time has passed, let it go or burn up its on you.

[tomanyasses]

@scottd38 so true the first massacre was by the indians who killed 60 white women and children back in 1480, of course they was rounded up and all killed. but guess who brought horses into usa whiteman

[scottd38]

@TheCrazyfunnyman1 too bad the lakota of the day wanted to kill him but they respect a warrior. ps you should read up on his fight with president grant on the treatment the indians were getting, regarding treatys and promises made by the government...but he was a warrior 1st and last

[JAG312]

Gary Cooper grew up on a ranch in Montana and he was friends with many Native Americans for whom Custer and the 7th Cavalry was not a distant memory. Cooper was very succinct in his impression of Custer. "Custer was a son of a bitch."

[scottd38]

@JAG312 ya i think he was a son of a bitch too in a time when son of a bitches were needed

[sfkarenmc]

Custer was from Ohio, not the south.

[acorntechnique]

Lets be clear.

Custer was an absolute cunt.

Nothing more, nothing less.

That's why he was picked by the military for the job because his hatred of the native, indigenous Indians was well known.

General Custer - The USA's most famous Redneck

[Mrhowdydoody1]

@acorntechnique Custer wasn't from the south smart guy.

[djflargo]

So you hate GW BUSH? well i have waited 8 years of listening to how much you hate him! now understand this: I HATE OBAMA! I HATE GORE! I HATE PELOSI! so f k o ffff and d i eeee !!!!

[djflargo]

ROT IN HELL YOU COMMIE RATS! I am glad that civilization won and will keep winning!

[Briain57]

George W. Bush in long hair and whiskers! Sons of bitches both!

[TheAlliswell]

GOOD ENTERTAINMENT, but's all it is totally fact less,--- "I have spoken."

[Spenner56]

This is so funny !

It should not be forgotten that the Indians called him "Squaw-Killer" after he massacred 105 Cheyenne (including women and children) in 1868.This was one year after he had been reinstated following his court-marshal for disobeying orders and abandoning two of his men to the Indians.

Custer graduated from West Point 34th from a class of .....34.

Nice moustache though.

[remnant1978]

lol

[Turner1592]

good job, kinda sounds like the old man off family guy lol

[RosyB9]

Great job but the beginning seem a little glitchy. :-)

[N0cdar]

Niiice. What kind of software does one need to do something like this? I have some relatives I'd like to spoof.

[BarblitzBarmitzvah]

Nicely done, you're talented...

Ironic though that Custer was personally against Grant's Indian Policy and nearly lost his command under the Grant Administration as a result of testifying on behalf of the abuses sustained by the reservation indians.

[dgeaston]

Fabulous -

[Daethaqt3000]

Poor Natives... But nice work.

[giojoeg]

That was a great video. It looks like you worked hard on the facial expressions

[FarazParsa]

Interesting...

[JackContraband]

Good one Phil.

btw, I happened to see your "You and I" video on Machinima. I'm assuming you submitted it. If not, something has some explaining to do. lol

[zsOverman]

Thanks for keeping an eye out for me, Jack. I did submit that one over there.

[cerberus144]

Ha ha ha. Thats Funny Phil.

Thats your name from now on. Funny Phil. You need to sign everything as that, go have your name legally changed to "Funny Phil!" because my sides hurt. I laugh at all your stuff!

[fangking90]

FUNNYXD I kill indians

[SecretSims]

lmao. "i kill indians, it's what i do."

how random :P