Blasto (Ps1) Video Review: DarkColossi.com

[3moctezumaboys]

Once u get used to it, it is easy

[DARKESTDREAM88]

hey you guys fucking suck ... why are you fucking tearing down a great fucking game ... seriously you guys fucking suck cock ...

[wradshan]

i liked this game a lot.

[frogmanlego]

THEY WER GONA MAE A SEQUIL BUT THE GUY WHO VOICED HIM DIED

[SilverSoulGS]

Haha you guys really suck at playing.

It's not hard to play at all.

I was 10 when I played this and I was able to beat it with minimal complains.

You guys do too many unreasonable movements and you talk too much about textures, you don't need that, ps1 games really didn't have much of it already at all.

You should stop reviewing fun games, you make them look bad, seriously.

You guys are newer generation gamers, of course you can't enjoy old ps1 games..

[DarkColossi]

Ha yea, new generation.

I'd say my favorite system is the PS1 for Final Fantasy Tactics and the Final Fantasies alone.

Blasto was not a great game, that's why it didn't catch on and become the mascot they wanted it to be.

It's not an actual review, we were pulling your leg, we just wanted to talk.. I'm not sure that we are going to sway anyone's opinion on buying Blasto.

[BonePizza]

there was actually going to be a Blasto 2 died, but Phil Hartman's death changed that.

I think they should get Patrick Warburton to do the voice if they EVER do decide to make a part 2.

[DarkColossi]

Probably in twenty years when they run out of sequels to make they'll go back to flop games and makes sequels.

Then Patrick Warburton will be rich. And mutant aliens will animate the dead and zombies will rule the earth.

[LaserFishProduction]

wat are u talking about!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS PHIL HARTMAN!!!!!!! HE DIED WHEN  GAME CAME OUT

[Macattack7202]

you guys just suck at this game, i'll admit that the game isn't the greatest but it's not as bad as you make it out to be. you are both just huge idiots. Phil Hartman was really funny in the game.

[DarkColossi]

Haha, if I was good at Blasto I think I might have to kill myself.

How long is this video?

That's how long I played it.

And I'm a big fan of Phil Hartman but the game is flawed.

[komatat00]

i loved this game its not that hard since i completed it at 6 years old

[BassmentCuts]

i agree this game was shit and will forever be shit

[piaediting]

fucking noob, you make this game bad! you suck! 1 star -.-

[DarkColossi]

We didn't make this game...?

[marudoethiopia]

a shitty review for a shitty game.

[Gripens1]

This is a good game for its time... But u make it look like crap!

[glun]

C'mon. The game was an utter piece of crap.

[Cropoman]

Anoying Spammer...

[somekindofmonster74]

lol "shes tuggin...the ole TJ" hahahah subscribe

[DarkColossi]

As you pointed out in your comment, we mentioned that it was "Sony's attempt at a mascot?" Since it didn't do well at all they only made one game.

Also...you're a big weiner.

Weinerhead.

[DarkColossi]

Obviously you never followed videogames when Blasto was first coming out. It was hyped by Sony to a ridiculous extent. "Mario killer"? Do you remember reading EGM's huge article on it? No? Well I do. Go do your homework before you try to talk to me. How about you simply go and Google "blasto sony mascot" for a start? Please stop; youre only making yourself look ignorant.

[DarkColossi]

You're a moron. Anyone doing the same will find the first 5 articles mentioning it.

Leave.

[Compyadmin]

4chan jokes are so old.

Anyways, many many years ago I read an article that Blasto was in fact a potential candidate for a Sony Mascot. So blow me.

[tijoblack]

Cool!! I have this game and i'm in episode 9.

Try it!

[ForcefieldMachinima]

Gahaha how do you guys do it?

[DarkColossi]

Buckets of LSD.