Jimmy Carr Live At The Apollo

[c0rse]

The tutting is amazing, sounds like some lovely rain

[MsPinkyBluexx]

Jimmy Carr, what legend

[rugbyanden]

I ve actually done all those mobile phone things. It didnt always work as planned....

[thehardcorekid300]

I clicked on this video because of the familiar sounding name,Jim Carrey.

[TheNixonHaus]

LMAO. jimmy carr you genius lol

[fowzie777]

"you better sort your fucking life out son!!!"

[snowwhitesdildo]

Anyone else notice The Inbetweeners used his joke about texting his dad in the final episode of season 3?

[rasengan678]

@snowwhitesdildo yeah, one of the top comments

[koda12345678]

lol did the text about the secret lol i got back what secret

[tornadoblurable]

saw this on watch, live at the apollo, straight here now to watch it again hhhaaahaa love him

[mrliamwhite]

Got any grooming tips? Yeah it's illegal don't do it!

[LemonZeppelin]

Anybody noticed how the last joke was stolen and used in the final episode of The Inbetweeners?

[EPIClca]

@LemonZeppelin well technically this was uploaded in 2009 and that inbetweeners episode was made in 2011 soooo thet stole it from him :)

[trisifiend]

@EPIClca thats what he just said

[EPIClca]

@trisifiend o yeah my bad XD

[GOBbluthagain]

i love his urgency... good stuff Jimmy

[lillukepossy]

'bring her back stage I'll finger her' I remember this original broadcast of this, I fucking pissed myself lol

[Ub3rSk1llz]

"BRING HER BACK STAGE ILL FINGER HER" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLL

[alexchafey]

"the thing I love about that is if anyone didn't like it they probably went tch euuugh"-masterclass in comedy

[imcominforyou]

0:35

Pure classic

[grenadierguard3]

hes not funny and looks so gay and has the most fake annoying laugh iv ever heard

[B35TxKAVSTER]

@grenadierguard3 haha lol y watch his videos then hes the best commedian

[madiidass1]

HAHAH!!! :L fingering :L

[irishcomedians]

you can be an intellect without being ignorant of the humour of silliness. you can be a rocket scientist and laugh if someone makes a mistake or a baby smiles or something really, really silly.

[irishcomedians]

legend

i'm putting together a collection of ireland's best comedians on my channel. all suggestions taken.

[Triamcinolonacetonid]

@irishcomedians Carr that said enough

[irishcomedians]

@Triamcinolonacetonid what do you mean?

[bigfatchump]

lame british..ew

[666PunkDrummer666]

@bigfatchump what?

[Highlander01]

@666PunkDrummer666 He probably doesn't "get" our British comedy, like most yank's (if he is a yank). It's far too witty for them. They tend to go for the more....primitive approach to comedy.

[666PunkDrummer666]

@Highlander01 I agree. People falling over, jokes with a classical setup and a punchline (why did the chicken cross the road type jokes). All that kind of stuff that British people found funny when they were seven years old.

[ThatChrisGrubicShow]

Legend!

[XXXMoodiboyXXX]

Should have well over 1million views.

[mortracer]

Saw him on top gear he was really funny and quite fun. Saw him on you tube and thought how lame. These comedians think being crude is some kind of new experience that noones else has ever heard. They all seem to run out of content and end up going there. Love British humor though, top gears a classic.

[yardstarz]

@mortracer top gear isn't exactly comedy tho is it? And this guy is notoriously known for telling offensive jokes, that's what his audience (believe it or not) actually wants to hear. He continues doing what works best for him, and it is hillarious

[mortracer]

@yardstarz ...anyone who finds this sought of humor not offensive needs to re-evaluate the goodness of life and how they fit into it IMHO. Hilarious for you? Im happy for ya man, 'BUT' not everyone would agree me thinks...theres some great clean comedians around. Jim Owen is a class act, refined and tempts the box of unrestricted air space without sinking the hachet...thanks for your opinion.

[yardstarz]

@mortracer i hear you, but at the same time if you don't like it no one is forcing you to watch it. If you don't like the look of a movie trailer at the cinema you're not going to watch it are you? everybody does different things. Yes clean humour is also very funny but this sort of humour is also likeable as it is different and over the edge talking about things that most wouldn't actually dare say, which is what makes it hillarious.

[guitargurl818]

that last bit was in the inbetweeners! i love jimmy carr

[jaffacakeyummy745]

I literally want to marry this man

[MrGrevy]

Where are all the filthy congoloids and negroids??

[Gcontrol2007]

He went to my school! he has a brilliant sense of humour

[puffinmuffin93]

i laugh because he sucks sooooo much. his one liners are actually terrible, and how he holds his hands. ugh

[comejumpwithus]

@puffinmuffin93 haha > your oviously american... if not... fuck you :)

[dicanhotorres9]

Was there a police raid,did the DEA came to harlem what the fuck?only white people at the apollo????????? apollo without the african-american audience is like jerry spinger without the fights........ 

[christhemountain]

@dicanhotorres9

Wrong Apollo.

[GlorifiedTruth]

I guess this kind of stuff flies in the Old Country, but here in the States we've evolved quite a bit beyond this. It takes more than a smarmy attitude to make us laugh... you've got to work some JOKES.

[8DX]

@GlorifiedTruth Well it's obviously not the main part of his act - it's an audience participation segment.

[Highlander01]

@GlorifiedTruth Coming from a nation that produced "Friends". C'mon man.

[devileDude4]

i love this guy

[xErryBerryx]

Hah. xD The thing I hate about it is that I'm American and I can't understand British people when they talk really fast xD

[Highlander01]

@xErryBerryx Funny, because you're using our language.

[00Billy]

@Highlander01

he's speaking French?

[mikebrightman]

do you have any grooming tips.....yeah it's illegal, don't do it....

[david124bat]

yea im his mum lol

[jessicaa123321]

texted my friend ''i found out your secret cant tlk now text me'' and she texts back what how?

[BETHLIIDD]

"ill do better than that, i'll finger her" first joke i actually went oohhhh at!

i love jimmy:)

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

jimmy carr + frankly boyle = BEST comedians in the world!!!

[Nymphetamiine01]

"are you related to alan carr"

".... yeah im his mum" OMFG XD

[Windyoldman]

If provocative humour offends you, don't watch.

[stepheninit]

Finger Her HAAA

[whatshisface371]

he's almost like a skinny ricky gervais

[jenlynas]

ahhh god this is fucking hilarious!!!!

[zamrock20]

wow this is the funiest guy i have ever seen.. well he competes with gabriel iglesias

[JSBurley]

LOL "any tips on grooming"

[LookLoveShoot]

ahh hes soooo funny. but i miss some words because of his accent. maybe its just me.:p but i love this guy

[nickyboy22071989]

oh my god he's a cunt I only wish to learn this mans ways

[bexbop09]

10 seconds tutting, genius

[SpadaBelformaOficial]

I can do better than that, bring her back stage and I'll finger her

lmao <3 Jimmy

[MrBlee8]

@aiden1972 if you don't like him, why the fuck did you go on a clip of him?! People like you make this world shot. Go ride your dad you little knobhead!

[Shaftsus]

rofl

[aiden1972]

Anyone who pays to this prick needs their head read ,

washed up prick

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[robbiegreen95]

@aiden1972 well said

[OrigVirtualBeggar]

Brilliant! I have a great channel with comedy too.

[carriickgurl]

I <3 Jimmy Carr but I would probably prefer Russel Brand, he is hilarious too xD

and good looking -.-" xD

[geraint0808]

As It was Laura's Birthday he should have at least fucked her up the arse!!

[Lanky16]

i love jimmy carr, he is piss funny

[Aviator411]

wow, I'm really glad I saw this video. I really don't find this guy that funny. Maybe it's a British thing. I thought this was the Apollo Theater in NYC. Actually if he gave this same performance there, he'd probably be booed off stage.

[TheDistilledMan]

yes well we're all eternally grateful for the update, now be a good fellow and get back to your colouring in

[Morrisseyisdead]

You have Dave Chappelle in your favourites, so automaticaly you are not qualified to judge any form of comedy.

[uberandy666]

@Morrisseyisdead Dave and Jimmy are both great, they have the same style of comedy: offensive :)

[Morrisseyisdead]

@uberandy666

No Dave's comedy is about race race race race race,,, some more race jokes and race.

[1piecemage]

what does he mean by "Do you have any grooming tips? 'no it's illegal'"?

[gtirdobby]

Grooming is what peados do to kids on the internet

[1piecemage]

oh... LOL XD

[fastmclaren71]

if you don't like him, why watch the vid just to get wound up you depressing tossers!

[energyjamz]

I second that. He is an irritating tosser.

[Pantedine]

jimmy is fucking amazing

[Kousaburo]

The 10secs tutting sounded odd...

But funny.

[farerse]

is this in harlem

[Tamarsenal]

na its at hamersmith apollo

[Oldman10000]

its in hammersmith, hence hammersmith apollo

[angleisthebest]

lol epic

[MGib81]

Quality

[ZoeeAndKatiee]

LMAO xD Ill Finger Her

[hobosocks]

I totally agree with Jimmy, black people are the bane of this earth

[AngelOmega777]

@hobosocks That's not very nice.

[FourHeadedSexBeast]

Good trolling. Keep it up

[EngulfedINDarkness]

"you better sort your fukin life out!"..........LOL, (this applies to YOU as well.....Yeah YOU!...

Jimmy Carr is a Star!

[AvelineDaniel1988]

what a tosser

[Struckgold]

The most punchable face on the planet.

[yonkerify]

jimmy carr is a legend!!!

[iamme569]

JImmy Carrs the man! woop woop....oh and the people who take this too seriously, write serious comments and argue.........come on.....sort yourselves out...........

[natalieholt]

0:33 brilliant hahaha

[GGGriggs]

Just a quick question...

Who's more offensive? Frankie Boyle or Jimmy Carr?

Both are excellent, and are my two favourites...

[Tamarsenal]

That is a tough one i would probably say Frankie. But Jimmy is to

[bexbop09]

@GGGriggs frankie boyle :)

[doggie101171]

@GGGriggs Frankie if you are Scottish.

[NoahLDiamond]

@GGGriggs

Jimmy is more upper class educated blue comedy.

Robin Williams is close to the most offensive.

[azazel637]

i liked him until he disabled those soilders...

[TheMooee]

Carr and Pegg! Whoop Whoop!

[DirtyDrDog]

That was the controversy but TBH it was a good joke, the squaddies love it and hey how many injured are being brought back from Afghanistan? Maybe the politicians/public dont want to know the truth?

[holty2447]

I'm an ex-squaddie and I laughed my socks off. Plus, he had a load of the injured lads in the audience - guess what? Yeah, they laughed their socks off too.

[brize9224]

After his comments about soldiers with their limbs blown off maybe he isn't so funny.

[MissZoeT]

ya im his mum!!!!

LMAO XD

[Zepthire]

love this guy, anyone else thing he looks like rudolph hess?

[redwhitch17]

Just find Jimmy so funny..,,i laughed so hard..

[MrBuckley123]

i was with im in selfridges in birmingham we had coffee he was so funny

[Technosux]

British stand-ups are better than American ones

[Vektruscen]

Have you never heard of George Carlin?

Not all Americans are dumb, and many English people are dumb. Stop creating boundaries, we're all human.

[Technosux]

Read my comment carefully. Did you see the words 'American' and 'dumb' in the same sentence? NO. Hence, I did not mention that Americans are dumb. I am just saying I enjoyed British humor more than I do American, not that American humor sucks, its good, but I prefer British humor.

[Technosux]

The point is, I didn't mean to say that Americans are dumb. You are interpreting my opinion wrongly.

[BigTymerPimp]

Don't forget Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, David Cross, Patton Oswalt, Andy Kaufman, Lenny Bruce, and Zach Galifinakis.

All great American comics of yesterday and today. American comedy is not dumb, if you look for the right comics.

If Britsih people think comics like Katt Williams, Dane Cook, and Carlos Mencia represent American comdey...then that is their problem.

I like Jimmy Carr and Eddie Izzard and many more British comics as much as my favorite American comics. :)

[BigTymerPimp]

What I didn't list your favorites or something? And, someone gave me a thumbs down for voicing my opinion? Wow, youtube people. Just wow.

Why do I have to mention Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock? Should I add Eddie Murphy too just because someone else may like them or considers them to be funny?

The answer is no. I was giving my opinion of some great American comedians who think stand out. I honestly don't think Dave or Chris really stand out too much.

[BigTymerPimp]

Oops, I meant "I honestly care about some youtube comments."

Trying to be sarcastic is a bitch when people can't understand you...

Oh well... :)

[BigTymerPimp]

Stop polluting this video.

I'm retarded if I don't know what "chill" means?

I hope you get hit by a train full of orphans. I hope that train is on fire. I hope it runs off of a mountain into an ocean, where hopefully the Discovery Channel is filming for shark footage so they don't have to waste any shark chum.

Now that is when you can tell someone is angry. I could care less about your insults. Now please sitck your dick in a pile of fire ants and never reproduce. :)

[upstandingman]

Oh shut the fuck up you boring american prick

[Vektruscen]

Or what?

[upstandingman]

lmao @ or what ? Big man on the internet aren't you ,feeling safe behind the computer yeah ?

[Vektruscen]

British 18 year old bi-curious kids such as yourself don't pose a threat, computer or no.

[upstandingman]

Im irish not british , im 30 not 18 ., so shut your mouth you dumb american prick because f ace to face i would knock you out cold

[Vektruscen]

I have over 15,000 heroic kills in World Of Warcraft, and 600+ hours of intense combat experience in Halo 3. I'm pretty sure if you were to attack me I'd be able to handle myself.

[upstandingman]

Wow thats impressive ,you keep going tough guy

[GimmeMyGibson]

oh my god... please tell me you're being sarcastic. What would you do: gank him with your level 70 gnome, or camp his houses with the mauler?

[hobosocks]

Obviously he's just trolling upstandingman, you'd have to be an idiot, like upstandingman seems to be, to fall for it.

[GimmeMyGibson]

but it's just too much fun to pass up...

[AlmostAverageAllstar]

@Vektruscen mate that is the best reply i've ever read, quality !

[DRUSStheLEG3ND]

@Vektruscen get a life

[AlexanderT21]

@Vektruscen Well done on achieving that, but what does that have to do with Jimmy Carr?

[daviessa91]

@Vektruscen so your a virgin then :)

[Youareallworthless]

@Vektruscen well i'll be sure to call on you if i'm being attacked by British comedians.

[scooterok1]

@Vektruscen wheey your being verbally attacked about 20times a day pal :D

[swazooe]

@Vektruscen lol wut

[MrGrevy]

@Vektruscen You've led a full life.

[RobinChapmanOFFICIAL]

@Vektruscen Warra dweeb man -.-

[pfalky2k]

@Vektruscen i've seen 35 yrs worth of horror films, so i'll turn into a bat, fly over you, change into a werewolf & land on you out of the night sky at terminal velocity. not even a spartan odst could survive that. getitupye lol ;)

[dilwich123]

finger her.........disgusting,

[bringmemybow]

genius.

[boomboxstick]

jimmy carr is fucking amazing

[MissAnonymous36]

This is hilarious!!

luv Jimmy Carr!!

[kangal8]

the only type of people dat like his humor are people dat like RAW humor i kno i do

[TheLordHodne]

" I can do better than that. Give her back stage, i'll finger her"

I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair and banged my head. Thank u Jimmy. Seriously, this is genius, why don't u like him?

[Rev0UK1]

different style of comedy, jimmy uses more 'shock' humor

[rawky06]

haha i met him today in leeds city centre he walked right passed me n i said to my sister wtf thats jimmy carr haha n they ran up to him n got a photo took with him lol surpringly no1 else was stalkin him lol

[smalliescool]

lmao, great video (L)(L)

[VisibleNinja5674]

I know your secret. Can't talk now, text me.

[Tamarsenal]

How!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[iloveryanmckenzie]

I'm seein him saturday

[dstebbin]

Which British comic had the following joke?

"I saw an orea pizza! Hoist that up a flagpole, because it telling terrorists 'There is nothing you can do to us that we are not already doing to ourselves!'"

[Sheikkailija]

"Im in the bath, thinking of you!" XDDDDDD LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

[xColinMc1888x]

When in rome! ROFL

[Darkstar263]

"Swindon is wonderful, The answer is B...No"

I agree in some way. I live in Swindon and it's becoming a hell hole.