Headline News, April 3, 2009 plus Breaking News

[tayswiftluva66]

" a few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said, "Take the kids and get out of the house. We"ll call thepolice, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail.(true story) If you don't postthis on to 10 pagess tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand

[Atom299]

There's no Al-Qaeda. It's a myth.

Only mad dogs and Englishmen go into Afghanistan to fight and they're lucky if they come out alive.

This project is utter madness.

[skibee50]

Conclusion.....WOW! But make it 50 turn in license at 80

[UnslaveMee]

Lol .. I'll get him to re-write that :)

[altfseven]

Intro........ WOW!